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Peppermint Patty Marries Long-Time Lover Marcie

Patricia “Peppermint Patty” Reichardt  married her lover Marcie in a ceremony attended by Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus, Schroeder, Charlie Brown’s teacher and Peppermint Patty’s entire woman’s lacrosse semi-pro team. “This is the happiest day of my life” said Peppermint Patty after the ceremony. For a long time I thought I’d never see this day.  But I thank the Circuit Court in this state for legalizing same sex marriage.  It’s a step forward in the long march of civilization out of the dark ages. Now Marcie and I can hold our heads high and declare our love.  When asked when she […]

Billionaire’s Boys Club Pushing For War

I am not a fan of Pat Buchanan. However, other than his obligatory swipe at those who support Israel, I found myself in agreement with the rest of his recent contribution to LewRockwell.Com. This time his primary focus is attacking the Wall Street Journal (WSJ) and a group of billionaires for using their influence to convince the public and the government of the imminent need for America to go to war with Iran or the Assad regime in Syria or with Russia over the Ukraine conflict or all of the above. Buchanan reports that on Nov.13 WSJ turned over their […]

#TenBuckFriday, the Oust Mary Landrieu Edition

  Ten Buck Friday was a success in seeing a majority of Republicans elected to the Senate and Harry Reid being relegated back to the Recycling Bin of History. But there is one Senate race still undecided in Louisiana and that’s our man Bill Cassidy against Mary “I live in Washington, D.C. but I list my residence as my parents’ basement in LA so I can vote here” Landrieu. A runoff means more campaigning, more advertising and more expenses. While it is true that the DSCC has officially withdrawn their ad buys for their dubious candidate, I’m sure there will […]

Obama, Democrats Take Hard Left Turn, Ignore The Will Of The American People

I have long since lost count of the times conservatives have been described as hard, right-wing idealogues that care only for our conservative ideology. The issue doesn’t really matter. The left always accuses us of being unwilling to bend our conservative principles. President Obama has been especially adept at this, along with outgoing Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid. They are fond of describing to the world how Republicans are just the party of NO. Incidentally, they want the rest of us to forget that it was President Obama who refused to negotiate with the Republicans during last year’s government shutdown. […]

IRS ‘Finds’ As Many As 30,000 Lois Lerner Emails

  Hat/Tip to Todd Beamon at Newsmax. It would seem that the IRS may finally be complying with at least SOME of the subpoenas that Congress has issued. Five months after the Internal Revenue Service deemed that emails sent by former official Lois Lerner had been lost forever, the Treasury Department’s inspector general told Congress on Friday that as many as 30,000 might have been found — and conservatives were outraged. “Nothing they do surprises me,” Washington attorney Cleta Mitchell told Newsmax of the latest development in the agency’s targeting scandal of tea party groups. “Nothing they fail to do surprises […]

MUST See Video: Gym Teacher Drags 14 Year Old Girl To Swimming Pool

Hat/Tip to Dr. buzz. In August of this year, in Edison High School in Stockton, CA a PE Teacher allegedly assaulted a 14 year old female student during a PE class at the school’s swimming pool. Edison High PE Teacher Denny Peterson is shown in a video taken by another student forcefully dragging the 14 year old girl towards the pool. Several times you can hear her saying that her top is coming up, but to no avail. The Teacher used physical means to try and force the girl into the water. The girl gave as a reason for not getting […]

Must See Video: Hidden Camera Shows True American Spirit

Hat/Tip to John Quiñones, Host of ABC’s What Would You Do? John Quiñones hosts a very interesting show on ABC. It is called “What Would You Do?” and it uses actors and hidden cameras to record unsuspecting Americans’ reactions to provocative situations. One such episode concerns what patrons at a grocery store might do if a person using Food Stamps didn’t have enough to finish the purchase. Watch and see what I call the “True American Spirit” of helping others, even if they’re strangers. . . . . .

As Obama Moves To Cross The Rubicon, Ted Cruz Presents The Wisdom Of Cicero

Why do I love Ted Cruz? This. This is why. Today on the Senate floor he spoke the words of the great Marcus Tullius Cicero… When, President Obama, do you mean to cease abusing our patience? How long is that madness of yours still to mock us? When is there to be an end to that unbridled audacity of yours, swaggering about as it does now? Do not the nightly guards placed on the border—do not the watches posted throughout the city—does not the alarm of the people, and the union of all good men and women—does not the precaution […]

The Executive Outlaw

 Based on his subversive actions, by definition Barack Obama is indeed making war against America, and it’s high time Congress responded by declaring their own war on a man who became a domestic enemy the day he violated his oath by refusing to “preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.” (Time for Congress to Declare War on Obama) *** “Obama has NO constitutional legal authority whatsoever to alter, circumvent, subvert or otherwise ignore the standing laws of the United States concerning Immigration and Naturalization.” – North American Law Center *** “It is no accident that Obama is […]

Ben Carson Tries to Clarify Stance on Second Amendment Rights

  Hat/Tip to John Blosser at Newsmax. Most Conservatives, no matter how much they admire and support Dr. Ben Carson, remember his troubling statement on the Glenn Beck show about the Second Amendment. Well, utilizing a conference call, Dr. Carson tried to ‘splain himself. Potential 2016 Republican presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson used a conference call with supporters Wednesday to tackle an albatross that has hovered over him since an interview with Glenn Beck last year, and set things straight on where he stands on Americans’ Second Amendment rights. Carson, who caused a furor last year when he told Beck that […]

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! “We’re Not Going To Deport You”: Obama Announces Amnesty For Millions

Hat/Tip to David Martosko at The Daily Mail. Well, our King, President has done what he spent the first half of his administration saying he couldn’t do – he’s granted amnesty to millions of illegal aliens. President Obama announced a plan Thursday night to mainstream millions of illegal immigrants with an executive order allowing them to stay instead of facing deportation, bringing howls from Republicans who complained about so-called ‘anchor babies’ helping their illegal parents remain in the U.S. Hey! We won’t deport you! The president calmly explained in a 16-minute speech – subtitled in Spanish – the parameters of what […]

Three Things That Are Illegal About Obama’s Immigration Plan

Hat/Tip to Gregg Jarrett at Fox News. This article by Gregg Jarrett over at Fox sums it up pretty conclusively. He lays out the argument as to how and why President Obama’s actions to grant blanket amnesty to millions of illegal aliens is illegal. Will the GOP led Congress that takes office in January of 2015 do anything about it? That remains to be seen. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Three things that are illegal about Obama’s immigration plan By Gregg Jarrett It’s official. By executive fiat, President Obama will grant amnesty to up to 5 million immigrants living illegally in the United States. […]

Manhattan Infidel Investigates Joe Biden’s Expanding Forehead: Is Global Warming, I Mean Climate Change, Responsible? Also, Where Are My Pants?

Recently the political blogging community, of which I am a respected tolerated get the f*ck out of my bathroom  member has been talking about Vice President Joe Biden. Specifically his expanding forehead. It appears that Biden’s forehead has increased in size as seen from this recent picture. But why?  What could cause the Vice President’s forehead to expand so dramatically? Using available technology I have narrowed down the cause to three possibilities: Global warming, er, I mean climate change Brain steroids An unknown alien technology and/or Biden is a Decepticon. Let’s examine the first and most likely reason: Global Warming, […]

New Jersey Is The Nation’s #1 Magnet For Illegal Aliens

  It’s an invasion. And New Jersey is at the front of the front lines. Over the past 4 years we’ve added more illegal aliens than any other state. Please, hold your applause. New Jersey saw the largest recent increase in the size of its unauthorized immigrant population of any state in the country, according to a report released Tuesday by the Pew Research Hispanic Trends Project. (Click here to view the full study.) New Jersey’s unauthorized immigrants rose from 450,000 to 525,000 between 2009 and 2012, the report states, one of just seven states to see a rise in […]

Dirty Jobs Host Mike Rowe Destroys Liberal Hothead’s Argument: “It Is Impossible To Be A Christian, And Vote Republican!”

Hat/Tip to Onan Coca at Eagle Rising and Michael Cantrell at Young Cons.  Most Americans, at least most Americans who watch TV know Mike Rowe from his hit television series, Dirty Jobs. And what’s not to like? He’s a very likable guy, who isn’t above poking fun at himself, he honors hard working Americans across the country and has even launched a non-profit foundation to help out of work Americans find jobs – dirty or not. From his foundation’s website: The mikeroweWORKS Foundation announced its partnership with Scholarship America to establish the mikeroweWORKS Foundation Education Scholarship Program.  The 2013 fund has […]

Obama’s Good Muslim Buddies, CAIR Want In On The Action In #Ferguson

  As tensions build in Ferguson, Missouri, ahead of the pending Grand Jury decision on the Michael Brown shooting by a white police officer, leaders of the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) have been using social media and conference calling in an effort to create a connection between Brown and a separatist Iman killed in shoot out with police in Detroit five years ago. Fox News _ Using social media, conference calling and traditional outreach methods, leaders of the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) are portraying Brown and Detroit mosque leader Imam Luqman Ameen Abdullah as African-American victims of police targeting, […]

CNN’s Jake Tapper Attacks ObamaCare: “Obama Promised ObamaCare Wouldn’t Do Exactly What Gruber Says it Will Do”

Hat/Tip to Guy Benson at TownHall.com.  The vast majority of the American electorate has known the clusterf*ck that is ObamaCare since it was passed shoved down our throats in 2009. And one can only guess that MIT economist, Jonathan Gruber began to feel that enough time had passed since then that last year he could openly brag about the lies, lack of transparency and “stupidity” of the American voter. Well as Guy Benson over at TownHall.com reports, CNN’s Jake Tapper is having none of it. Earlier this year, Obamacare architect Jonathan Gruber was caught dead-to-rights in a brazen lie that undermines the […]

Lame Ducks And Sour Grapes

“Nancy Pelosi claimed Thursday she didn’t know who ObamaCare architect Jonathan Gruber is, after several tapes surfaced showing him gloating about how the law was written to take advantage of the stupidity of the American voter. Problem is, Gruber’s analysis of the law was cited extensively by her office back in 2009. Pelosi, the House Democratic leader, tried to downplay Gruber’s role during a press conference on Thursday. She claimed she doesn’t know who he is, and that he didn’t help write the law. ‘Let’s put him aside,’ she said.” – Fox News “Ye have taken my silver and my […]