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Easter 2014: He is Risen!

Matthew 28:1-7 (New American Standard) Jesus Is Risen! 1 Now after the Sabbath, as it began to dawn toward the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary came to look at the grave. 2 And behold, a severe earthquake had occurred, for an angel of the Lord descended from heaven and came and rolled away the stone and sat upon it. 3 And his appearance was like lightning, and his clothing as white as snow. 4 The guards shook for fear of him and became like dead men. 5 The angel said to the women, “Do […]

Amazing Feats of Dexterity: MSNBC Host Chris Hayes Conducts Interview with his foot in his mouth.

Nevada Assembly Woman Michelle Fiore was at the Bundy ranch in Nevada and happened to be interviewed by MSNBC host Chris Hayes. Folks, let me tell you – this was better than any episode of Celebrity Death Match. Fiore was fierce, remained composed and never once took the bait of the left’s talking points. Despite Hayes’ repeated attempts to steer the conversation towards painting rancher Cliven Bundy as a criminal, Fiore stood her ground and gave better than she got. She stuck to her original premise that not only is the amount allegedly owed in question, and additionally where does […]

States’ Rights Back in the News

The timing of this is spot on, even though it’s been in the works long before the Cliven Bundy standoff in which the Bureau of Land Management tried to use heavy handed tactics and run rough shod over a United States Citizen.  This is just the latest example of states growing weary of the federal government usurping their authority and autonomy. Utah House Speaker Becky Lockhart, R-Provo, was flanked by a dozen participants, including her counterparts from Idaho and Montana, during a press conference after the daylong closed-door summit. U.S. Sen. Mike Lee addressed the group over lunch, Ivory said. […]

America Has A 1.6% Inflation Rate. Aren’t You Lucky?

In the Socialist Paradise where I live, inflation (as reported by the government) was 56% last year. This year the projects are for an inflation of 85% or more. But, you, my dear friends, don’t have an inflation problem back there in America, do you? I Googled US Inflation this morning and found this graph: Wow! 1.6% inflation last month. I guess those blood-sucking Social Security recipients (like me) won’t being getting any adjustment to their benefits this year. Unfortunately, according to this article, those fixed-income blood-suckers and most everyone else are going to be in for some sticker shock […]

Kirsten Dunst Infuriates Feminists by Defending Traditional Marriage

Once again, the forces of tolerance are skewering an individual for showing independent thought.  Kirsten Dunst stepped on a Cultural Marxist land mine when she stated that men and women had roles.  Here’s what she said in an interview with Harper’s Bazaar in the UK: “I feel like the feminine has been a little undervalued,” she says. “We all have to get our own jobs and make our own money, but staying at home, nurturing, being the mother, cooking – it’s a valuable thing my mum created. And sometimes, you need your knight in shining armour. I’m sorry. You need […]

The Horrible Truth Caught on Video: The Easter Bunny Hates You 2014

We all think of the Easter Bunny as the kind woodland critter that hides candy for kiddos every Easter.  However, a shocking video has surfaced that will cause many to change their perception of the notorious Easter character. It’s awful to see a national icon go bad. I can only imagine what drove the normally docile Easter Bunny to such extremes.

School Publishes Ridiculous Bullying Guidelines: Parents Outraged

Apparently, one school’s basic guidelines for bullied kids amounts to STFU.  The Federalist Papers has more… Another example of how school officials don’t always think clearly, and why you need to be vigilant and check up on what your children are learning at school! Via The Blaze: Fifth grade students at Zeman Elementary School in Lincoln, Neb., were recently sent home with a “flyer” outlining how they should handle bullies. The instructions were apparently deemed so ridiculous by parents that the school district quickly issued an apology and the “inaccurate information” was pulled. That was after the nine “rules” for […]

Gun Grabbers Spout Nonsense

Gun grabbers say the silliest things, and The Blaze has the video… And, of course, we gun advocates, that have FACTS on our side, are the crazy ones.

Want a Big Mac? Make one Yourself, While you can Still Afford Beef!

While beef prices keep on climbing, I don’t know how easy this will be to do, but someone on Facebook posted the recipe for Big Mac Special Sauce.   Here it is. Just remember though, as beef becomes unaffordable, it’s Bush’s fault.  Everything is Bush’s fault! Beef prices are at a record high, and the cost of other staples, such as milk, butter, eggs, fruit and vegetables are climbing. With a severe drought ravaging farms across most of California, prices are at risk of shooting significantly higher this year. The price of a pound of ground beef has hit $3.55 a […]

Will our nation change its name and do away with states some day?

Our nation, as constitutionally formed, is The Republic of the United State of America. In theory, a republic is where the supreme power is vested in the citizens who elect people to represent them. Do you feel that we are living in a republic? Do our elected officials really represent their electorate? And, what about the words: United States? Are we, a constitutional union of states, where all power rest with the states except for the enumerated powers constitutionally assigned to the federal government? Our nation may have started out as The Republic of The United States of America but […]

90% of N.Y. gun owners refuse to register guns

Despite the best efforts, or at least the latest efforts of the anti-gun folks, even New Yorkers are defying the gun-grabbing freaks. Via: Conservative Tribune BREAKING: 90% of NY Gun Owners Refuse to Register Guns Not unlike what’s happening in Connecticut right now, New York gun owners are refusing registration, blatantly defying the state’s unconstitutional new gun control law, called the NY SAFE Act. We recently reported how gun owners in New York burned at least a thousand registration forms in defiance of the law.  We also noted that police are refusing to enforce it, as sheriffs in other states […]

Using the Beer Summit to Explain Progressive Taxes

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3. The seventh would pay $7. The eighth would pay $12. The ninth would pay $18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59. So, that’s what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the […]

Help NBC Create Its Next Gay Sitcom Smash!

We’ll have a gay old time! Good news for all struggling writers, would-be writers, those curious about writing, those curious about writing but don’t want anyone to find out, those who wrote once but stopped because of shame and those who secretly write every Friday night in the bushes in Central Park. NBC needs help!  No, not meds for their executives.  NBC wants you to write their next sitcom! (That’s short for “situation comedy” for those of you who aren’t in the business.) As with anything in life, there are rules.  All NBC asks is that the sitcom “reflect the […]

Asylum Watch Interprets Bill Gates et al. Vision Of The Future

Bill Gates has become an American icon. He is the epitome of the American success story. Born into a well to do family, he attended the same elite private school as his father had before him. He went on to Harvard but drop out because he had an idea for a new type computer operating system he wanted to work at developing. He would develop an operating system that would allow low tech people to use computers. He called his new computer operating system “Windows”  and he built a company around his idea called Microsoft. Bill’s idea caught on quickly […]

Most Segregated Schools are in Democratic States

Would it be a big surprise if the states with the most segregated schools were democratic bastions?  You know, the party of slavery?  The party of Jim Crow?  The Party of the KKK?  The Party of Margaret Sanger and the “Negro Project,” AKA Planned Parenthood?  Yeah, that democrat party.  They seem to be keeping their racist traditions going, as evidenced by the following… The state with the most segregated public schools is New York. Other states with exceptionally segregated schools include California, Illinois and Michigan. These findings come from a longitudinal study of enrollment figures conducted by the Civil Rights […]

SHERIFF: FED STRATEGIZE FOR ‘RAID’ ON BUNDY RANCH

I believe the pause in action concerning the Bundy family and the Feds in Nevada could be a calm before the real storm happens. Anyone familiar with the strong armed tactics of those of team Obama know they ain’t going away. They are simply gearing up, lawyering up and figuring out how to overrun the Bundy family and rip them off for their cattle and land. Now that Harry Reid and the Feds have been caught and embarrassed, they’re not going to just go away. This only gives them more reason to squash the Bundys. Via: WNDSHERIFF: FED STRATEGIZE FOR ‘RAID’ […]

This is Your Life if You Dad Does Visual Effects for a Living

Apparently, the child featured in the video below has a father that does visual effects for a living. Post by TrendTing. This of course, makes me jealous.

Forces of Tolerance Physically Attack Traditional Marriage Supporter

If you support marriage.  If you support families, or children, you are subject to harassment, threats, loss of work, and so on-all in the name of tolerance.  And now, even physical violence from the forces of tolerance can be confirmed.  PCMD Gazette has more… Anti traditional marriage villains attacked and seriously injured an innocent man who was volunteering to support the fact that male and female were designed for each other and that marriage should be between and a man and a woman. The volunteer, Jose Nunez, was brutally assaulted while waiting to distribute yard signs to other supporters after […]

Anti-American Hustle

“Yes we can’t!” – Sergio Aragonés “President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he’s confusing the word “ruining” the country with “running” the country.” – Kilburn Hall “‘Wann dem Führer wuste!’ – If the Führer only knew! – This was an expression common during the Third Reich among those who supposed that Hitler could do no wrong. The implication being that anything in Germany that was not quite right was so only because Hitler didn’t know about it.” – Yahoo “We need a direct repudiation of Barack Obama and everything for […]

The Chinese Curse: May You Live In Interesting Times

It does seem to this humble observer of the asylum we all have to live in that the world is cursed. These are indeed interesting (frightening) times we are living in. The globalist economy that keeps the world going is nothing more than a house of cards based on fiat money, which depends on ever-expanding debt to keep it standing. If the world’s economy were a battle field; and it is, that battle field s planted with countless land mines; such that, if one is set off, the others will go off in a chain reaction. There would be no […]

Video Shows Endgame of the Bundy Stand-Off

It seems that a show of force by citizens influenced the BLM to retreat during the Bundy stand-off.  Government goons that were stealing a man’s property were confronted by hundreds of citizens, many of them armed.  Here is the video… I know, the source of the video is rather, shall we say, sketchy.  However, this could not have been faked to any degree, so I chose to use it.  Of course, the fact that Harry Reid has been exposed as having some influence in this case may have something to do with the rapid retreat as well. Oh, and this […]

Will Obama’s ‘War on Coal’ Lead to Brownouts?

We have known for a while that Obama has a “war on coal.”  And, as the EPA forces many coal fired power plants to close down, we have to look at the possibility that we may face brownouts.   Pirate’s Cove has more… Anyone surprised? (Fox News) Facing the Obama administration’s so-called “war on coal,” some utility officials are warning that fewer coal-fired power plants could leave the U.S. power system vulnerable to blackouts in the near future. The officials warn that intense summer heat or extreme winter cold could soon be too much for the system to handle. “I worry […]

Tolerant Feminist Physically Attack Pro-Life Teen; Declares Her a Domestic Terrorist

If you recall, we covered the story of Thrin Short, who is a 16 year old pro-life protesters that had the audacity to hold a sign featuring the end result of an abortion at University of California, Santa Barbara.  This gained the attention of  tolerant professor Mireille Miller-Young, who stole Short’s sign, and then assaulted her.  Here is the video… Now, as a followup, the tolerant  Kool-Aid drinkers on the campus have taken to a petition condemning Short, and referring to her as a “domestic terrorist.” Students at the University of California at Santa Barbara are circulating the petitions, one […]

ObamaCare Emails Can’t Get Past Spam Filters

We’ve been saying, all along, that ObamaCare is a scam.  Apparently, the spam filters of some email providers are thinking the same thing. I’m sure that the government will be right on this, by sending IRS audits to the owners or managers of the email services in question.

Documents Links Harry Reid to the Bundy Ranch Stand Off

As more becomes know about the Bundy standoff, the more we find links to Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid.  BizPac Review has more… Reid, D-Nev., and his oldest son, Rory, a former chairman of the Clark County, Nev., County Commission, were both deeply involved in a plan by ENN Energy Group to build a huge solar farm in southern Nevada, according to a Reuters report from August 2012. Land the Bundy family has been using for cattle ranching was getting in the way of that project, according to documents formerly posted on the Bureau of Land Management’s government website but […]