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I’m Not Sure Why These Things Aren’t Everywhere: Part 5

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Rick Springfield’s Actions Threaten to Reopen Buttock Wars

Popular singing star Rick Springfield, best known for his ’80s hit “Jessie’s Girl” is on trial.  The charge? Causing “serious, permanent and disabling injury” to a woman with his buttocks. Springfield states that during the concert in question his buttocks did indeed come into contact with Vicki Calcagno, from Liverpool, New York, but that any injury that his Australian buttcheeks might have done to the woman were incidental and did not warrant a lawsuit against him. “That’s just the way we do things in Australia” said Sprinfield. It’s how we say hello.  Many times in the outback I have greeted neighbors […]

Everywhere You Go, Obama Wants To Know, He’s Tracking Your License Plate To And Fro

  He sees you when you’re driving. He knows where you came from. He’s watching where you’re going. And he’s waiting for you around the bend. I’ll bet you thought Enemy of the State was a work of fiction. Nope. While you were singing along to American Idol, fretting about #DeflateGate, or waiting for the Blizzard That Never Was, the Obama administration built a massive database to track us in real time. Millions of license plate scanners mounted along roads nationwide log our every move, with the data freely available to any law enforcement agency who asks for it. Privacy? […]

26 States Now Suing To Stop Obama’s Executive Amnesty…

Hat/Tip to WeaselZippers. Well, if Boehner and McConnell won’t do anything about it… GOP In Full Retreat? Boehner And McConnell Raise The White Flag On Obama’s Executive Amnesty Tennessee and Nevada join the coalition. Via Townhall: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton announced Monday that both Nevada and Tennessee have joined the Lone Star state’s challenge of President Obama’s executive amnesty, bringing the total number of states fighting Obama’s unilateral immigration policies to 26. “Texas is proud to lead a coalition that now includes a majority of the United States standing up against the President’s rogue actions,” Attorney General Ken Paxton […]

It’s Official: Obama Traded Taliban Five For A Deserter

  Hat/Tip to Foxnews. From the beginning, it was rumored that Bowe Bergdahl was a deserter as soon as the trade came to light. Bergdahl left a note practically saying as much, along with the fact that soldiers in his unit blew the whistle by telling the press that they were pressured to be quiet on the subject. Well, now it is official. A former military intelligence officer claimed Tuesday that the White House was delaying the announcement of its decision to file desertion charges against Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, who was released by Taliban-aligned militants last year in exchange for […]

Dove’s Super Bowl Ad About Dads Will Have You Fighting The Tears, And It’s Already Gone Viral

Hat/Tip to mrctv.org. Dove soap has a new line of commercials set to be released. This one, which will be aired during the Super Bowl, is a great tribute to Dads. TV ads have become almost as big of an attraction during the Super Bowl as the football game itself.  This year, Dove has already released their Super Bowl ad, and boy is it a tear-jerker…  According to Today.com Dove, a TODAY sponsor, has joined the pre-Super Bowl ad rush with its new campaign centered around how men showing that they care for their children makes them stronger. The ad has […]

Despite Al-Qaeda Operating In Yemen, Obama To Release 47 Yemeni Nationals From GITMO

  Hat/Tip to Susan Jones at cnsnews.com. Al-Qaeda is strong and operating in Yemen? Well then! Let’s just let a bunch of Yemenis free that are in GITMO!! The Obama administration says it is “in a war against al Qaeda.” But at the same time, it is trying to release 54 more Gitmo detainees, 47 of them from Yemen, which is one of the “dark corners” where al Qaeda operates. Oh, the Obama administration talks a good game… “We say we’re in a war against al Qaeda,” White House Chief of Staff Denis McDonough told CBS’s “Face the Nation” on […]

CBO: Obama To Leave Gargantuan Deficits For Next President

  Hat/Tip to Conn Carroll at TownHall.com. Obama will still be screwing America and Americans even after he is out of office. His policies will explode the debt and deficits unless measures are taken to curb the insane spending his programs will incur. Federal deficits may have been falling since the end of the recent recession, but thanks to spending increases in major health care programs, including ObamaCare, deficits are set to explode in 2017, according to a new report by the Congressional Budget Office. Thanks to the recent recession and President Obama’s trillion dollar stimulus, the federal budget deficit reached an all […]

GOP In Full Retreat? Boehner And McConnell Raise The White Flag On Obama’s Executive Amnesty

Hat/Tip to S.A. Miller at The Washington Times. What was it Speaker Boehner said about Obama’s Illegal Actions on Executive Amnesty, again? Oh, yeah: “The House will soon take action aimed at stopping the president’s unilateral action when it comes to immigration,” Boehner said at his press briefing today. “Republicans are in agreement that this is a gravely serious matter.” “The president’s unilateral actions were an affront to the rule of law and our system of government,” Boehner said. “The American people don’t support it and as their representatives we cannot let it stand.” “I said we’d fight it tooth […]

Nor’Easter Could Paralyze Northeastern US: 35+ Million In Blizzard’s Path

“Oh the weather outside is frightful But the fire is so delightful Since we’ve no place to go Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…”   A strong winter storm is bearing down on the Eastern Seaboard of the United States bringing cold, cold temps and snow – LOTS of snow. More than 35 million people along the Philadelphia-to-Boston corridor rushed to get home and settle in Monday as a fearsome storm swirled in with the potential for hurricane-force winds and 1 to 3 feet of snow that could paralyze the Northeast for days. Snow was blowing sideways with […]

I’m Not Sure Why These Things Aren’t Everywhere: Part 4

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Islamic State Orders Sympathizers In West To Carry Out More Terror Attacks…

  Hat/Tip to WeaselZippers. Evidently ISIS wants to claim top spot in the world for murderous, sociopathic thug groups. It’s a safe bet the Islamic State’s egomaniac leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi did not like being upstaged by al-Qaeda In The Arabian Peninsula when they slaughtered the staff of Charlie Hebdo. BEIRUT (AP) — The spokesman for the Islamic State group is calling on Muslims living in Western countries to carry out more attacks, saying any loyalist who has the opportunity to “shed a drop of blood” should do so. Abu Mohammed al-Adnani, in an audio recording released Monday, praised recent […]

Due To Poor Ratings, President Obama’s State Of The Union Placed On Hiatus

Just six days after President Obama’s State of the Union it has been announced that the show will be placed on hiatus and no more episodes will be ordered. “We just didn’t get the ratings we hoped for” said an network executive. We had high hopes for the State of the Union show.  Obama’s a clean cut, well-spoken man and we still think he’s going to be a big star one day. He’s personable and has a fantastic wit. I mean every time he mentions a new free service the government will provide I just crack up. We just have to […]

GOP Runs Scared, Pulls Bill Banning 20 Week Abortion

If there is one thing I have run out of, it is patience with the GOP. This started after the abysmal showing in the Presidential election of 2012. Since that time, we have seen a continual slide towards the acceptance of amnesty for illegal immigrants. That, along with other pandering, was aimed at Hispanic voters. The GOP seemed set on the idea that 2012 was lost because of alienation of Hispanics. Never mind that so many conservatives stayed home because they didn’t want to vote for Mitt Romney. This shows a complete lack of conviction on the part of the […]

Must See Video: ~ WARNING EXTREMELY GRAPHIC CONTENT ~ Shows Police Shooting In Oklahoma

Hat/Tip to Nickarama at WeaselZippers and Jim Dalrymple II at Buzz Feed News. Will this incident where a policeman was forced to fire upon a man who was running from him, but stopped to pick up his gun and point it at the officer garner the same level of national attention that the Michael Brown shooting in Ferguson, Missouri did? Who knows, but I can say with almost certainty that the #Blacklivesmatter crowd will cry racism and racial profiling, etc… But as Nickarama at WeaselZippers explains, the original source, in this case Buzz Feed News, leaves out a vital piece of […]

Trump Blasts Romney, Jeb Bush; ‘Seriously Thinking’ About Presidential Run

  Hat/Tip to Rick Klein at ABCNews. We’ve already reported here at CH2.0 that Donald Trump was blunt when speaking about a possible Romney run of President in 2016. “I supported Mitt Romney and he didn’t bring outthe people,” Trump said on “Fox & Friends” Monday. “He choked in the end … frankly, he just choked, choked like a dog, and we cannot allow that to happen again.” Well, he’s at it again. Donald Trump was a speaker at the Iowa Freedom Summit hosted by Iowa Rep. Steve King. When it came to how he felt about a Romney or […]

Walker Wows Crowd In Iowa

  Hat/Tip to Nickarama at WeaselZippers. Few politicians have accomplished what Governor Scott Walker has done. First, he’s elected as a reformer, then when he does what he promised to do, the Unions and far left try to oust him with a recall election. Then he wins his recall election with a BIGGER percentage of the vote than he got in the first election. And finally, he’s won re-election. Scott Walker would make a fine President and he definitely has the bona fides to get the job done and get the United States back on track. DES MOINES, Iowa — […]

Homofascist Tolerance In Action: CA Bars Judges From Belonging To The Boy Scouts

  You’re free to believe whatever you want, so long as you believe in the right things. So the homofascist tolerance warriors will punish the Boy Scouts in California, because “equality.” Or something. California’s Supreme Court voted Friday to prohibit state judges from belonging to the Boy Scouts on grounds that the group discriminates against gays. The court said its seven justices unanimously voted to heed a recommendation by its ethics advisory committee barring judges’ affiliation with the organization. In 1996 the state Supreme Court banned judges from belonging to groups that discriminate on the basis of sexual orientation, but […]