Porky is Offended
With the recent passing of the Porkulus package, and the impending signing by the messiah, there are rumblings from the agricultural community.
The civil rights organization, Porcine Beasts Against Defamation (PBAD), were the first to speak out via their spokespig, Porky
We at the Pppppppporcine Bbbbbeasttttttsssss…..PBAD, are outraged against this “ppppppork” spending by theggggggoverrrrnment. This act of wasteful spppppending makes our members look wwwwwwwasteful and un….un…un…Just look bad.
The fallout expands beyond just barnyard animals, farmers too are concerned that the recent release of free “pork” will have a negative impact on pork futures. This from Cletus Threeteeth..
This pork spendin is just gonna make our prices fall to nuthin’ (pauses to spit). Teh gubberment is makin it hard on us small farmers wit all dat free pork commin outa Warshington.
It is unclear as to how PETA is reacting to these developments. While they claim to defend animals from human “oppressors,” by releasing them into the wild (so they can be eaten by predators), they are also liberals. One only questions if they are having a schizophrenic fit.
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Matt
I believe that future generations should have the same opportunities that myself, and those that came before me, had. My parents taught me that I could do anything I wanted to do. I don’t want to have to tell my daughter, “You can do whatever the government tells you to do.” We are at a crossroads in this country; are we going to be free, or are we going to be slaves to the nanny state. I choose freedom.
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