The Unions Offer "Protection"
Narrator: There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Liberal Zone.
Submitted for your approval: A story of oppression masquerading as freedom, and deception being substituted for truth. Enter Mr. Evil Matt, a common worker with a typical life. Little does he know, but due to an act of Congress, he has been cast into the Liberal Zone.
Matt goes about his day. He’s finished work, and is enjoying a sandwich and beverage when there’s a knock at the door. He sets down the beverage and opens the door. Two swarthy looking men wearing union insignias on their tee shirts confront him.
Man #1: Hello, we represent the United (Insert industry name here) Workers. We’s like you to sign this card so yous can be represented by the union.
Man #2: Yeah, REPRESENTED, that’s it!
Me: Uh, don’t we get a supervised election and secret ballot to see if we want a union??
Man #1: Not anymore yous sees, Congress passed the Employee Free Choice Act, so all yous have to do is sign this card. If a majority of the workers sign the card, yous have a union.
Me: Seriously guys, why do I want a union? My job is pretty good. My boss is cool, and I have stability. Why mess with that?
Man #2 (Walks toward the street.)
Man #1: Well, with the union, you’ll have “protection.” Vinny the Ice pick…I mean, Vincent, is going to show you.
Man #2 “Vincent” (slashes two tires on Matt’s car and returns.)
Me: Hey you bastard!! why slash my tires?!?!?
Man #1: We’re showing yous why yous needs our “protection.”
“Vincent:” Yeah, PROTECTION, that’s it!
Me: I see, if I don’t sign that card, bad things happen to me.
Man #1: (removes brass knuckles from pocket) Yup, that’s it. It’s a dangerous world out there. It could be very dangerous to go without our “protection.” (Places brass knuckles on hand and punches other hand for emphasis) MANY things can happen…
Vincent: Yeah, BAD things, that’s it!
Me: Maybe I’ll just call the police.
Man #1: (Grabs Matt by the shirt and throws him onto his couch) OK wise ass, here’s hows its going to go. You’re going to sign this card, and you’re going to keep your mouth shut. We can do whatever we want to yous, and there isn’t a damn thing yous can do about it. We do this all the time, and do you see it on the news- Hell no! No one at the newspapers or the TV stations want busted kneecaps, if yous know what I mean. Put a video on YouTube, and we’ll have it taken down. Write your Congressman, we own him too. No one is going to care what happened to yous, and no one will know it was us. Sign the damn card right now, or yous’ll be sorry-real sorry.
Me: Go to hell!
Man #1: (Swings at Matt’s head)
Matt lies in a pool of blood in his living room. Both men have left.
Narrator: In the end, the US got “change.” Most Americans assumed that it was about fairness and equality. Little did they know that organized crime and thugs would be the primary beneficiaries. Matt found out, too late, that “change” in the Liberal Zone is a dangerous thing.
Think I laid it on a bit “too thick?” Check these out and be educated.
http://www.nrtw.org/blog/union-thugs-indicted-targeting-non-union-workers
http://www.opinionjournal.com/diary/?id=110005741
http://michellemalkin.com/2005/10/29/union-thugs-unhinged/
http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2008/04/obama-supporting-union-thugs-bust-up.html
These events happened under the current laws. How bad do you think it will get once the Employee Free Choice Act is passed?
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Matt
I believe that future generations should have the same opportunities that myself, and those that came before me, had. My parents taught me that I could do anything I wanted to do. I don’t want to have to tell my daughter, “You can do whatever the government tells you to do.” We are at a crossroads in this country; are we going to be free, or are we going to be slaves to the nanny state. I choose freedom.
Next time invite them into your house…then pull out your AK-47 with your pre-obama stamp ammo, and drill their friggin’ asses.
BTW…you and I both and conversational ideas for our most recent posts. I don’t know if that’s good or bad for either of us…it’s just a fact.
both HAD….
Dave, did you have a pre-inauguration “spending spree?” Lol!
I did spend some time thinking about whether or not to post against unions. They don’t like people pointing out too many things. Yeah, THINGS, that’s it!
Maybe we’ll be neighbors in Camp Obama!?!?!