In the Liberal Zone, things are NEVER what they seem. The smiling face you see on the television ALWAYS has a hidden agenda. Sometimes, they are honest about it. Case in point, the Liberal Zone children’s program, Sezlikeme Street.
messiah: Hello children!
Children: All hail the messiah!!!
messiah: Thank you children. I’m here today to talk to you about lying.
Children: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
messaih: Children, have you even wanted to lie to your parents, and you just didn’t know how?
Children: YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!
messiah: Well children, even the messiah needs to lie in fact, the messiah lies all the time. You just need to know how. Do you want to know how too?
Children: YEEEEESSSSS!!!
messiah: Well, here’s how… you deny that your going to do something, but then you do it anyway.
Small boy raises his hand.
Child: But messiah, won’t you get caught?
messiah: No, no, young man. You see, all you have to do is call it something else! The sheeple often don’t pay close attention anyway, so as long as you call it something other than what it is, they won’t catch you.
Children: Hooray for the messiah!!!! Call it something else!!!
messiah: That’s right children. If I want to nationalize the banking industry, and I don’t want the people to protest, what do I do?
Children: CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE!!!
messiah: If I want to censor anyone who opposes my plans, but I don’t want 100,000 Conservatives marching on the White House?
Children: CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE!!!
messiah: If I want to start taking over the medical industry by creating a government controlled database of everyone’s medical records?
Children: CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE!!!
messiah: If I want to pass a porkulus, which I did, heh-heh, and I don’t want the people to see that it’s just to pay off my supporters?
Children: CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE!!!
messiah: You have learned well children. What do you think the phrase of the day is?
Children: CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE!!!
This episode of Sezlikeme Street is brought to you by the letter “F,” for F**K You!
As you can see, my friends, the deeper one gets into the Liberal Zone, the less truth you see.
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Matt
I believe that future generations should have the same opportunities that myself, and those that came before me, had. My parents taught me that I could do anything I wanted to do. I don’t want to have to tell my daughter, “You can do whatever the government tells you to do.” We are at a crossroads in this country; are we going to be free, or are we going to be slaves to the nanny state. I choose freedom.
This is equally hilarious and sad. It’s sad because it’s true and that the sheeple don’t even see it. They either don’t see that they’re being lied to straight their face, or they don’t care. Either way it’s pathetic.
Many voters for Obama thought he was different, he’s not the typical politician. Wonder if they still feel that way? They got played. They were used worse than a whore. Harsh? Perhaps, but it’s true.
God help us.
I agree. Actually, one of the posts on your blog inspired me on this one. Once I wrote my response, I got the idea for this. It is very sad that more people don’t see through the “messiah’s” thinly veiled agenda.
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