Mar 012009
The winner of the first monthly Useful Idiot of the Month Award goes to Arlen Sphincter. Arlen, by pretending to be a republican and voting FOR THE FRICKIN’ PORKULUS, has earned this dishonor.
I was unable to post an actual image of Sen. Sphincter, but this was as close as I could get.
The March poll will go up tomorrow. Please keep the suggestions coming. So far, these are my thoughts for March candidates:
The messiah, as always.
Nancy Pelosi
Hillary Clintonoid
Henry Waxpaper
Acorn
ACLU
George Soros
Keith Olberman
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Matt
I believe that future generations should have the same opportunities that myself, and those that came before me, had. My parents taught me that I could do anything I wanted to do. I don’t want to have to tell my daughter, “You can do whatever the government tells you to do.” We are at a crossroads in this country; are we going to be free, or are we going to be slaves to the nanny state. I choose freedom.Comments
You may want to leave Sphincter on your poll. I’m sure he has some large role to play in the mortgage bailout, the friggin’ omnibus jungle rot, and the mother of all tax hikes during an economic downturn…b. Hussein’s 2010 budget.
Collaboration with the messiah makes him worthy. Consider it done, my friend. You guys getting snow?