If You "X," You Might Be A Terrorist

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If you’re an anti-abortion activist, or if you display political paraphernalia supporting a third-party candidate or a certain Republican member of Congress, if you possess subversive literature, you very well might be a member of a domestic paramilitary group.

That’s according to “The Modern Militia Movement,” a report by the Missouri Information Analysis Center (MIAC), a government collective that identifies the warning signs of potential domestic terrorists for law enforcement communities.

WHAAAAT!? Well, this stuff is so contrived, the hastily repaired CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE Translation Matrix can handle it without breaking a sweat.

CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE TRANSLATION: In a shocking, or not, display of fascism, the minions of the messiah have expanded the definition of terrorist to encompass anyone who disagrees with his socialist policies.

“Due to the current economical and political situation, a lush environment for militia activity has been created,” the Feb. 20 report reads. “Unemployment rates are high, as well as costs of living expenses. Additionally, President Elect Barrack [sic] Obama is seen as tight on gun control and many extremists fear that he will enact firearms confiscations.”

CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE TRANSLATION: Well, they’re on to us, better paint them all as terrorists so no one will listen to them.  If they understand and spread the word that our policies have screwed up the economy, and will continue to do so, we’ll have to make them look bad.

During a press conference last week in Kansas City, Mo., DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano called fusion centers the “centerpiece of state, local, federal intelligence-sharing” in the future.

“Let us not forget the reason we are here, the reason we have the Department of Homeland Security and the reason we now have fusion centers, which is a relatively new concept, is because we did not have the capacity as a country to connect the dots on isolated bits of intelligence prior to 9/11,” Napolitano said, according to a DHS transcript.

“That’s why we started this…. Now we know that it’s not just the 9/11-type incidents but many, many other types of incidents that we can benefit from having fusion centers that share information and product and analysis upwards and horizontally.”

CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE TRANSLATION: This is the centerpiece of our efforts to identify and track anyone who dissents.  It will also serve as a way for us to spread disinformation about those persons that have not been converted by the media.  It’s good to refer to 9-11.  After all, it’ll make the sheeple think that we’re tracking terrorists, not just spying on people that disagree with us.

I could go on, but what’s the point?  Like the Clintonoids before them, the minions of the messiah SPENDULUS MAXIMUS are intent on collecting data on opponents (people that believe in freedom).  I wonder what they’ll do with it? Do all the things they accused “w” of doing?  One wonders…

Now, let’s put this in some useful format so we can all relate….

If you disagree with the messiah, you might be a terrorist.

If you fly the flag upside down, you might be a terrorist.

If you vote for a third party candidate, you might be a terrorist.

If you think the publik skoools aint doin a gud jerb teeching the kidz, ya mite bee a tewworwist.

If you think Alan Keyes is WAY smarter that the messiah, you might be a terrorist.

If you think gun control is against the Constitution, you might be a terrorist.

If you think abortion is murder, you might be a terrorist.

If you actually have the audacity to think that the Constitution should be followed, you might be a terrorist.

If you think that the Porkulus is just that, you might be a terrorist.

If you know that communism has killed way more people than any other force in human history, you might be a terrorist.

If you are  a capitalist, you might be a terrorist.

If you are reading this post, you might be a terrorist.

If you are writing this post, you are definitely at terrorist.  OH SH-!!!!!

See you at the camp!

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