Backpedaling as Fast as They Can

It’s really funny when the sh*t hits the fan.  You get to see people back away from previous assertions.  You get to see all kinds of apologetic language.  And the excuses, well, they’re just priceless.

Recently, this blog, as well as many others, covered the fact that the Missouri Information Analysis Center released a report indicating that if one disagreed with the messiah SPENDULUS MAXIMUS and his plans, they were a potential terrorist.   Now, we all had a bit of fun with that, and the authorities in Missouri must have caught on.  Why? Because they are backing away from this so fast, that they tripped and injured 1500 people.

First, the story from World Net Daily.

The chief of the Missouri highway patrol is blasting a report issued by the Missouri Information Analysis Center that linked conservative groups to domestic terrorism, assuring that such reports no longer will be issued.

Does this mean that they won’t write them, or will they make sure that they are never made public again?  Should I mention the fact that the Missouri Information Analysis Center was create by, and is still funded by, the Department of Homeland Security?  How much authority does this guy have over them?

“My review of the procedures used by the MIAC in the three years since its inception indicates that the mechanism in place for oversight of reports needs improvement,” he wrote. “Until two weeks ago, the process for release of reports from the MIAC to law enforcement officers around the state required no review by leaders of the Missouri State Highway Patrol or the Department of Public Safety.”

Dude, do you think the messiah and his minions give a flying monkey @#&%# about what you think?

He said the militia report was “created by a MIAC employee, reviewed by the MIAC director, and sent immediately to law enforcement agencies across Missouri. The militia report was never reviewed by me or by the Director of Public Safety, John Britt, at any point prior to its issuance. Had that report been reviewed by either my office or by leaders of the Department of Public Safety, it would never have been released to law enforcement agencies,” wrote Keathley

OK, maybe this guy is sincere.  Maybe he really thinks that what he says means something.  I dunno.  What I do know is this- People that work in the federal system think that most of the people reading this very post are a stone’s throw away from being bomb wielding maniacs.  Alternately, maybe they just want to release crap like this and make the sheeple think that we’re bomb wielding maniacs.  Does Keathley not get that these reports are probably going up the food chain at DHS? Maybe he can stop them from being sent to Missouri law enforcement agencies, but they’ll still be written and sent to other entities. I guess it’s either him doing CYA, or he was asked to make this sort of statement to make the story go away.

The report simply “does not meet” the needed standard for “intelligence,” he said.

This report possesses NO intelligence of any kind!  It’s not about any sort of real intelligence.  It’s a hit piece!

The warning earlier prompted Americans for Legal Immigration to issue a “national advisory” against relying on any such reports.

The Missouri document, it said, “attempted to politicize police and cast suspicion on millions of Americans. The ‘Missouri Documents,’ as they came to be called, listed over 32 characteristics police should watch for as signs or links to domestic terrorists, which could threaten police officers, court officials, and infrastructure targets.

“Police were instructed to look for Americans who were concerned about unemployment, taxes, illegal immigration, gangs, border security, abortion, high costs of living, gun restrictions, FEMA, the IRS, The Federal Reserve, and the North American Union/SPP/North American Community.  The ‘Missouri Documents’ also said potential domestic terrorists might like gun shows, short wave radios, combat movies, movies with white male heroes, Tom Clancey Novels, and Presidential Candidates Ron Paul, Bob Barr, and Chuck Baldwin!” ALIPAC wrote.

Wait a sec, let me turn on the old shortwave for a moment…

“Time Life Presents: The White Male Hero Combat Collection, Narrated by Ron Paul and Chuck Baldwin.  Get your copy at the nearest gun show today. “

GIVE ME A FREAKIN BREAK!!!!!

It said the report cited the Southern Poverty Law Center as a resource.

“When many of us read these Missouri Documents we felt that the false connections, pseudo research, and political attacks found in these documents could have been penned by the SPLC and ADL,” said William Gheen of ALIPAC. “We were shocked to see credible law enforcement agencies disseminating the same kind of over the top political propaganda distributed by these groups.”

ADL, SPLC, not surprising.  Birds of a feather and all.  That two lib propaganda groups would be cited in such a report is not too shocking.

To sum it up, libs made report making any conservative look like a terrorist.  The powers that be in Missouri backed away from the statement, even though they have only limited power to stop it.  All in the hopes that these moves will quiet the criticism that the report caused.

See you at the camp!

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