I saw this today on Atlas Shrugs…
Whooooooa thar!!! Is anyone else picking up the obvious Hitler Youth/SA vibe of this? This would be laughable if it weren’t so true.
I decided to investigate this a bit further, and what I found was the link to messhiah SPENDULUS MAXIMUS’S former campaign website here.
The main page consists of blog entries filled with marching orders for his army of mindless useful idiots, personal appearances, examples of the Legion of Doom fawning over the messiah and his plans, and quite possibly the most amusing part of the site. About half way down the page in the sidebar is a log in icon labeled “My BO!!!” Obviously, the messiah is recruiting from the unwashed-dirty-hippie demographic!
The next item of interest is the login page for “My BO.” To interpret the meaning of these pages, I have switched on the CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE Translation Matrix. To aid in the matrix’s ability to translate this propaganda, I have fed it the following.
- Everything we have on the Alinski Method. After all, the messiah was an adherent.
- Every illegal act committed by ACORN, with whom the messiah cooperated.
- The sermons of Jeremiah Wright.
- The collected works of William Ayers.
So, here we go!
My BO: (Main Heading) “Because it’s about You! ”
CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE TRANSLATION: “Do ya really think I care about you, foolish minion? Of course you do. The public education system has been preparing you for this moment. You will take your rightful place as a pawn in the ongoing scheme to destroy America. It’s really about you doing what you are told and creating more useful idiots for the cause! “
My BO: (Main Body) “Find Local Events and Groups.”
CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE TRANSLATION: “Find you way into the company of others so no one starts to question what I am doing, no matter what the outcome. Welcome to the echo chamber! You will find group-think to be a wonderfully comfortable experience. Just don’t ask too many questions, after all, we know where you live.”
My BO: “Contact undecided voters near you. “
CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE TRANSLATION: Contact them, we’ll have a list. Be really nice, unless they actually know more about the Constitution that you do (Which isn’t too much of a stretch). In that event, take as much information on them as you can. We’ll take care of them later. Remember the AIG execs, they intimidate real easy once you figure out where their kids go to school. heh-heh.”
Unfortunately, there isn’t much more information to be had, unless you sign up. I couldn’t bring myself to do that, even if I used seven proxies.
Just remember folks, these brainless useless idiots were once human, but have been reduced to Very Strange Creatures That Stopped Living and Became a Mixed-up Zombies.
How ya likin’ that change?
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Matt
I believe that future generations should have the same opportunities that myself, and those that came before me, had. My parents taught me that I could do anything I wanted to do. I don’t want to have to tell my daughter, “You can do whatever the government tells you to do.” We are at a crossroads in this country; are we going to be free, or are we going to be slaves to the nanny state. I choose freedom.
I call them The Obama Youth. (I know…it’s not a real hard analogy to make…)
And here’s how b. Hussein did it. Check out the very first post, and make sure to click on every word in the last sentence: http://pickyjohn.tumblr.com/