The Conservative Hideout is pleased to announce an exciting new piece of technology. In our ongoing effort to add to our arsenal of sarcasm, we proudly announce the Liberal Brain De-Obfuscator. This devise is powered by a highly toxic plutonium reactor. After all, you need a freak-ton of power to completely break down the convoluted thought processes of a liberal. Don’t worry about safety, kind reader, we tested it on duckies and bunnies before we installed it.
Our First test subject is Keith Olberman, that uber lib personality on the uber lib MSPMSPTSDNBC. Keith is a perfect fit for the television version of the old soviet Pravda. So, let’s fire up our new gadget and see what we get…
Working……
Well, there you have it.
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Matt
I believe that future generations should have the same opportunities that myself, and those that came before me, had. My parents taught me that I could do anything I wanted to do. I don’t want to have to tell my daughter, “You can do whatever the government tells you to do.” We are at a crossroads in this country; are we going to be free, or are we going to be slaves to the nanny state. I choose freedom.
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