It should come as no surprise that Janet Napolitano is now a prime candidate for uselful Idiot of the Month. After all, she did release a report that states pretty clearly that anyone who reads this blog is likely a DANGEROUS TERRORIST. Let’s have the CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE Translation Matrix go over some criteria for being a DANGEROUS TERRORIST.
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1. If you believe that the First Amendment says “nor prohibit the free expression thereof,” you’re a DANGEROUS TERRORIST.
2. If you believe that the late Tenth Amendment actually was supposed to put limits on federal powers, you’re a DANGEROUS TERRORIST.
3. If you believe that life begins at conception, you’re a DANGEROUS TERRORIST.
4. If you believe that the Second Amendment does guarantee the “right to keep and bear arms,” you’re a DANGEROUS TERRORIST.
5. If you think that US Constitution actually should be followed, you’re a DANGEROUS TERRORIST.
6. If you are a returning veteran, not only are you stupid and easily manipulated, you’re a DANGEROUS TERRORIST.
7. If you believe that the hokey pokey really isn’t what it’s all about, you’re a DANGEROUS TERRORIST.
8. If you’ve read this far in the list, you’re a DANGEROUS TERRORIST.
9. If you own a gun and stocked up on ammo because of the messiah SPENDULUS MAXIMUS has a history of opposing gun ownership, and his appointees are anti-gun, you’re a DANGEROUS TERRORIST.
10. If you question the divinity of the messiah SPENDULUS MAXIMUS, you’re a DANGEROUS TERRORIST.
Hey, while we’re at it, suggest some additions to this list. If we get a bunch, I’ll post them on a static page.
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Matt
I believe that future generations should have the same opportunities that myself, and those that came before me, had. My parents taught me that I could do anything I wanted to do. I don’t want to have to tell my daughter, “You can do whatever the government tells you to do.” We are at a crossroads in this country; are we going to be free, or are we going to be slaves to the nanny state. I choose freedom.
How many times can I vote? That bitch is pretty high on my shit list right now….
Hey, man. I’m not sure your poll is working correctly. Seems I can’t vote. And your Polls Archive has a 404 “not found” error.
I dunno dude. I Just voted from a wireless network. It worked fine. My poll archives come up 404 since I don’t keep the logs from prior months. I’ll check it out from my desktop later. I can also vote from work.
Clear your cookies, and you should be good.
I altered the poll system. It should work better, and the polls are done by IP address only, not by cookies.