New Nominee for Useful Idiot of the Month

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It should come as no surprise that Janet Napolitano is now a prime candidate for uselful Idiot of the Month.  After all, she did release a report that states pretty clearly that anyone who reads this blog is likely a DANGEROUS TERRORIST.  Let’s have the CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE Translation Matrix go over some criteria for being a DANGEROUS TERRORIST.

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1.  If you believe that the First Amendment says “nor prohibit the free expression thereof,”  you’re a DANGEROUS TERRORIST.

2.  If you believe that the late Tenth Amendment actually was supposed to put limits on federal powers, you’re a DANGEROUS TERRORIST.

3.  If you believe that life begins at conception, you’re a DANGEROUS TERRORIST.

4.  If you believe that the Second Amendment does guarantee the “right to keep and bear arms,” you’re a DANGEROUS TERRORIST.

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5.  If you think that US Constitution actually should be followed, you’re a DANGEROUS TERRORIST.

6.  If you are a returning veteran, not only are you stupid and easily manipulated, you’re a DANGEROUS TERRORIST.

7.  If you believe that the hokey pokey really isn’t what it’s all about, you’re a DANGEROUS TERRORIST.

8.  If you’ve read this far in the list, you’re a DANGEROUS TERRORIST.

9.  If you own a gun and stocked up on ammo because of the messiah SPENDULUS MAXIMUS has a history of opposing gun ownership, and his appointees are anti-gun,  you’re a DANGEROUS TERRORIST.

10.  If you question the divinity of the messiah SPENDULUS MAXIMUS, you’re a DANGEROUS TERRORIST.

Hey, while we’re at it, suggest some additions to this list.  If we get a bunch, I’ll post them on a static page.

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  • How many times can I vote? That bitch is pretty high on my shit list right now….

  • Hey, man. I’m not sure your poll is working correctly. Seems I can’t vote. And your Polls Archive has a 404 “not found” error.

  • I dunno dude. I Just voted from a wireless network. It worked fine. My poll archives come up 404 since I don’t keep the logs from prior months. I’ll check it out from my desktop later. I can also vote from work.

  • Clear your cookies, and you should be good.

  • I altered the poll system. It should work better, and the polls are done by IP address only, not by cookies.