May 072009
Most of us talk about “Kool-aid” from time to time, but has anyone really thought about what goes into liberal Kool-aid? It has to be an interesting mix of substances that can cause a human being to completely lose their grasp on reality. So, I thought we might just have liberal Kool-aid subjected to a complex analysis to see just what be in thar.
Analysis complete…
- Dependency: 10%
- Hatred of Christianity: 10%
- Envy of Success: 10%
- Hatred of Freedom: 10%
- Embryonic Stem Cells: 10% (THAT’S why they want abortion and Nazi-like experimentation!)
- Hatred of any Opinion But Their Own (AKA “tolerance” and “diversity”): 10%
- Weed: 10% (Surprised?)
- Fascism: 5%
- Communism: 10%
- Political Indoctrination: 10%
- Naiveté: 5%
There you go! Thoughts, comments, and suggestions welcome.
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Matt
I believe that future generations should have the same opportunities that myself, and those that came before me, had. My parents taught me that I could do anything I wanted to do. I don’t want to have to tell my daughter, “You can do whatever the government tells you to do.” We are at a crossroads in this country; are we going to be free, or are we going to be slaves to the nanny state. I choose freedom.Comments
Nicely done. I was driving home yesterday and noticed a Pepsi billboard and thought wouldn’t it be excellent if they sued Obama for trademark infringement.
One of your best yet, Ross. Well done.
Thanks gentlemen! Every once in a while, something just pops into my head. I could have pelosied it and made the percentages add up to something huge, but I thought better of it. I knew that symbol reminded me of something, I just couldn’t put my finger on what!
Well, after all that math, your brain needs a break. May I suggest some Spassfabrik. Dave already approves–so you have a prescription.
Thank you!