The libtards have been soooo kind lately! How, you might ask? They’ve been giving the Republicans advise on how to be more successful! That is clearly an act of kindness in these polarized times. Not only that, the Legion of Doom has been repeating all these tidbits of wisdom- informing the sheeple of just how REALLY NEAT they all are. Here are some of the sagely statements made to the Republicans
1. To be successful, you have to appeal to moderates.
2. You have to “disown” Rush Limbaugh.
3. You have to ignore that “radical” Conservative wing of the party.
4. Ya better not challenge the SCOTUS nominee or pay attention to her record and public statements.
Aren’t the libtards just great! I mean, they’re being so magnanimous in their victory that they can offer advise to the lowly Republicans! Kinda makes ya want to shed a tear, amirite?
Well friends, this got me thinking. What if the Legion of Doom covered EVERYTHING like this, and what if everyone talked like the libtards? Let’s take a look, shall we?
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Generic Commentator: “Hello everyone, we’re here to interview Coach Mike Tomlin of the Pittsburgh Steelers. We’re interested in knowing about the upcoming Super Bowl against the Arizona Cardinals. Welcome Coach Tomlin.”
Mike Tomlin: “Thanks, glad to be here.”
Generic Commentator: “You’re welcome Coach Tomlin. What advise would you have for the Cardinals as they face your Steelers next Sunday?”
Mike Tomlin: “Well, I would recommend that they completely ignore James Harrison.”
Generic Commentator: “Really? Isn’t he a force at linebacker?”
Mike Tomlin: “Well, we have polling data that indicates blocking or interfering with James Harrison would be considered “divisive.” In these difficult times, we can’t afford to be separated by petty arguments about whether or not the quarterback is crushed. ”
Generic Commentator: “I see, what else would you tell the Cardinals coaching staff?”
Mike Tomlin: “Well, we have seen that throwing the ball to Larry Fitzgerald seems to make things unfair. I’ve appealed to the commissioner to see if that can be banned. With Fitzgerald catching so many passes, the other receivers don’t get a chance. It’s a question of “fairness.” This ought to be a “doctrine,” in my opinion. ”
Generic Commentator: “Amazing! Any parting words of wisdom?”
Mike Tomlin: “Yes! Don’t cover Santonio Holmes! I guess I would also add that they should always throw the ball to Troy Polamalu!”
Generic Commentator: “Thanks Coach Tomlin. It should be a great game!”
Mike Tomlin: “Why yes, it will!”
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Well, well, well, a pattern emerges.
Disclaimer: I am a life-long Steelers fan. GO STEELERS!!!
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Matt
I believe that future generations should have the same opportunities that myself, and those that came before me, had. My parents taught me that I could do anything I wanted to do. I don’t want to have to tell my daughter, “You can do whatever the government tells you to do.” We are at a crossroads in this country; are we going to be free, or are we going to be slaves to the nanny state. I choose freedom.
This is so unfair. How can you expect Susan Boyle (oops, I did it again) I mean Sonia SotomayOR to be comfortable for her Senate confirmation hearings if she has to worry about what she’s done or said? Who are you people anyway, demanding accountability for one’s actions? It’s enough to make me sick, you pig….you DIRTY pig.
Bye the way: GO PENS!
Dr. Dave, you must understand that in this historic era, we need to move forward and get past partisan bickering. You must admit that it would be sooo much better if we simple gave up all of our freedoms and moved into the government “sustainable community” with the messiah at the helm. Come on, give up that freedom. Let the government manage every aspect of your life! Just think of it Dave! You wouldn’t have to think, have an opinion, or a have care in the world. The messiah and his friendly minions will take care of EVERYTHING!
I know the new theme song by Prince, “We’re Gonna Party in the Brave New World Like it’s 1984!”
Awesome. And I’m with Dave–go Pens.
BTW, The G 20 Summit will be held in the Burgh in September. If any of those Eurotard rent-a-mobs show up, it should be hilarious. You guys may want to road trip back just for the photo ops.
It’s going to be at that monument to underhanded, back-room deals the David L. Lawrence Convention Center.