Well, folks, you’re going to read it here first! Hugo Chavez is now known to have psychic abilities. In this article (lovingly manipulated from FOX News-I love you guys, really!) it is revealed that Comrade Chavez has teh psychic abilities!
Sit still as I peer into your mind!
President Hugo Chavez claimed this week that he and his Cuban ally Fidel Castro are more conservative than left-wing U.S. President Barack Obama, referring to the American government bailout and takeover of General Motors, Reuters reported.
The Venezuelan leader was giving a speech on the “curse” of capitalism on Tuesday as GM was filing for bankruptcy and preparing for Washington to take control of 60 percent of the 100-year-old symbol of American capitalism.
“Hey, Obama has just nationalized nothing more and nothing less than General Motors. Comrade Obama! Fidel, careful or we are going to end up to his right,” Reuters quotes Chavez joking on a national TV broadcast.
Chavez added, “I have used my psychic abilities to crush my enemies and convince my sheeple that electing me dictator was a great idea-lol. I have examined the mind of this ‘messiah of the Americans. ‘ He is clearly one of us, a communist through and through!”
There you have it folks, Chavez is psychic, or psycho- I always get those two confused! At any rate, the messiah is a confirmed commie. When the other commies say you’re a commie…well, you know!
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I believe that future generations should have the same opportunities that myself, and those that came before me, had. My parents taught me that I could do anything I wanted to do. I don’t want to have to tell my daughter, “You can do whatever the government tells you to do.” We are at a crossroads in this country; are we going to be free, or are we going to be slaves to the nanny state. I choose freedom.
Hugo’s not psychotic…unfortunately, in this instance, he’s prophetic.
Yeah, and it’s going to have to get REAL interesting before the sheeple figure it out.
I think Hugo is psychotic, but he had a lucid moment for this.