Oh ACORN, those nutty libs that do all the fraudulent voter registrations and general thuggery for the messiah, are in ever more hot water!
At issue is the allegations, in over a dozen states now, the ACORN workers are allegedly told that they have to collect a quota of new voter registrations per day, or be fired! Here’s how a spokesman for ACORN tried to wiggle his way off the hook with Glenn Beck.
As we are finding out now, there are tens of thousands (a gross underestimate, I know) of fake voter registrations out there that have to see sorted out and discarded. I wonder, and this is my conjecture, how many times did some of these “fake” people vote? Here’s some more vids.
ACORN doesn’t pay it’s workers for campaigning for a specific Demonrat candidate, but they’re nonpartisan!
Here’s the latest. In Pittsburgh, four suspects are being held for trial for, you guessed it…. voter registration fraud! This from the Post Gazette.
Four people today were ordered to stand trial on charges they submitted fraudulent voter registration forms during an election drive last year.
One of the four, Eric Lee Jones, 20, waived his right to a hearing today.
District Judge Gene Ricciardi presided over separate hearings for the others, Ashley Clarke, 21, Mario Grisom, 28, and Latasha Kinney, 27.
Three other suspects previously were ordered to trial after preliminary hearings.
Their charges include forgery and impersonation involved with 51 counts among the group of suspects.
The seven all worked for the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, or ACORN, which is among a number of groups that sponsored voter registration drives in preparation for last year’s presidential election.
This has happened so many times now. But the reaction from the Legion of Doom is this…
Legion of Doom: WOOOOOOW the messiah is soooo kool, like, didn’t ya loooove his speech in Egypt where he suddenly became Muslim and threw Israel under the bus? KOOOOOOOL!
So, here’s the part of the article that made me chuckle.
Allegheny County police detectives who investigated and questioned the suspects said they claimed to have been under pressure to register 20 new voters a day to be paid the $8-an-hour wages.
Most of the suspects remain free on nominal bond, pending trial. Two others were being held in the county jail on unrelated charges.
OK, typical “we’ll pay you if you get so many registrations…” No surprises there, especially for an organization that seems to do it EVERYWHERE! But, it’s not their policy. Of course it’s not.
BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Now for the real chuckle. Some of the alleged criminals are being held for other warrants! Where does ACORN get these people? Oh wait, I have an explanation for that too.
“…makes great workers…” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I guess if you plan to commit FRAUD, people convicted of FRAUD would be great candidates for employment!
When I get to it, I’ll give a much more detailed description of what I think ACORN is really up to.
Did I mention that ACORN is helping out with the Census? So, when you give your personal information to an ACORN worker, is there a chance that your identity will get stolen? Won’t you be surprised when “Mickey Mouse” and “Donald Duck” turn out to be your neighbors?
BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
How ya likin’ that change?
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Quinn and Rose had a guy on the other day from the Cato Inst. talking about what you are legally required to answer on the new census forms. I missed it.
My take is fuck em. The number of people in the house–period.
I miss Quinn and Rose. I actually got to meet them a few years ago.