I had the pleasure of attending a great block party to coincide with a local fireworks display. Using the CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE Translation Matrix and the MIAC & DHS reports, here are some pics, with the (semi)official government interpretation.
People watching and listening to the band.
CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE TRANSLATION: Obvious Dangerous Terrorists listening to potentially racist, homophobic, or patriotic messages.
A Gazebo and deck, decorated for the holiday.
CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE TRANSLATION: Note the use of red, white, and blue in the bunting. This is clearly a patriotic display, indicating that the participants are likely Dangerous Terrorists.
An excellent band plays to the crowd below.
CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE TRANSLATION: This exuberant display in honor of a patriotic holiday indicated that these individuals may not agree with the liberal agenda. They are not showing guilt for being American, or for having so much due to the hated capitalist system. They are potential terrorists to be sure!
People enjoying the pool.
CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE TRANSLATION: This is indicative of paramilitary training. These children a being trained to be “frogmen” to act against the government!
Well, there you have it. SW PA is obviously a hotbed of dangerous terrorist activity.
On a serious note. It was a great party. Lots of excellent food courtesy of Carol B. Excellent hospitality courtesy of Jimmy & Cheryl B. and Brian and family. The music was excellent, and was performed by Black Dog Hollow, and friends. BTW, there were MANY people with conservative ideas there!
BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
To Dr. Dave, get your butt to the next one!
The band’s name is Black Dog Hollow. Visit and listen!
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Matt
I believe that future generations should have the same opportunities that myself, and those that came before me, had. My parents taught me that I could do anything I wanted to do. I don’t want to have to tell my daughter, “You can do whatever the government tells you to do.” We are at a crossroads in this country; are we going to be free, or are we going to be slaves to the nanny state. I choose freedom.
Don’t let that big guy by the keyboard fool you…he’s an evil plant from the Left. Get him now!
I’m glad you were able to make it…sadly I was not. Maybe next year. I’m in dire need of paramilitary training anyway.
Great story and I enjoyed the pictures.
Thanks all. It was a great time with good friends.