Ah, back to the snark…
Kill these ones? Don't worry, we have millions, and millions and millions more! Did I mention we have millions more?
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Ladies and gentlemen, In the corner to my right, the up and coming challenger to the senseless killing crown, Al-Qaida!
Announcer 1: Well, this new challenger to the crown is making a lot of noise, and leaving a lot of bodies in their wake. They remind me of a young USSR, don’t they?
Announcer II: Yes they do. But I’m willing to bet that old Joe Stalin never slept in a cave! (Laughs) Under the leadership of Osama “Convert or I’ll cut your head off,” Bin Laden, Al-Qaida has been racking up huge kill numbers. But this time, I think old Osama has bit off more than even his suicide bombers can chew.
Now entering the ring, with a combined population over 1 billion, we have the Chi-Coms!
Announcer I: I agree! This time, he’s picked a fight with none other than the Chi-Coms. Now the Chi-Coms, they have a long history of the most brutal oppression. Depending on the reports, they’ve done in about 100,000,000 of their own people by starvation, purges, cultural revolutions, and by carefully placing protesters under tanks! They Chi-Coms play hard, and they wiped their asses with the rules!
Announcer II: I hear you, but these aren’t the Chi-Coms of Mao. They’re trying to play nice for the international community.
Announcer I: Very true, but push them too hard, and they’ll wipe out every single Uighur, and say they all “called in sick.” That’s the thing about commies; they don’t care about the individual. They care about the group, so if they lose 20-30 million Chi-Coms, and still win, that’s a good day in their book.
Announcer II: I see your point, Osama’s boys are used to fighting people that care about individuals and don’t want to kill innocent civilians. The Chi-Coms- not so much. It’s an interesting paradigm, radical Islam vs. Communism. Stay tuned ladies and gentlemen….
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Well, they Chi-Coms have cracked down on the Uighurs, a Islamic group in China. Now, Al-qaida (technically, a branch of Al-qaida) is threatening the Chi-Coms. Gotta be honest- I don’t see the radicals winning this one. They’re running up against a regime and ideology that isn’t afraid to pwn entire populations to maintain their power. If both sides went flat out it would be a blood bath-with the Chi-Coms coming out on top. If the terrorists just make their typical hit and run and suicide bombing type attacks, it’ll last longer (maybe), but eventually, the Chi-Com leadership would get fed up and wipe them all out.
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And the winner is…
The Chi-Coms! By obliteration!
H/T: WND
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Matt
I believe that future generations should have the same opportunities that myself, and those that came before me, had. My parents taught me that I could do anything I wanted to do. I don’t want to have to tell my daughter, “You can do whatever the government tells you to do.” We are at a crossroads in this country; are we going to be free, or are we going to be slaves to the nanny state. I choose freedom.
From my perspective, if Osama wants to mess with China, let him…he’ll have no chance and get stupid, and we’ll finally catch his smelly ass.