Remember Mad Libs? Of course you do! Those incomplete paragraphs and stories with missing verbs, adjectives, and nouns brought laughter to millions.
Now, the Conservative Hideout has brought the idea into the 21st century with Dem Libs!© Be amazed as you fill in the speeches of the messiah SPENDULUS MAXIMUS! Marvel at the words of The Wicked Witch of the West. Thrill at the miscues of Bwarney Fwank! Be blown away by the czars!
Here’s a sample!
David Axelrod:
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Well, I don’t — you know, I’m not concerned. Mr. Murdoch has a — has a talent for making____________, and I understand that their programming is geared toward making money. All — the only argument Anita was making is that they’re not really a _________, if you watch — even – it’s not just their commentators, but a lot of their news programming, it’s really not news. It’s _________ a point of view.
And the __________ thing is that other news organizations, like yours, ought not to treat them that way, and we’re not going to treat them that way. We’re going to appear on their _________. We’re going to participate, but understanding that they represent a point of view.
And another from Mark Lloyd:
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“In Venezuela, with Chavez, is really an ________ revolution - a democratic revolution. To begin to put in place _________ that are going to have an impact on the___________ of Venezuela.
“The property owners and the folks who then controlled the media in Venezuela ___________ – worked, frankly, with folks here in the U.S. government - worked to __________ him. But he came back with another _____________, and then Chavez began to take very ____________ the media in his ________.
“And we’ve had complaints about this ever since.”
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Note: We tried to make a Dem Lib of Joe Biden, but he kinda does that on his own anyway.
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Matt
I believe that future generations should have the same opportunities that myself, and those that came before me, had. My parents taught me that I could do anything I wanted to do. I don’t want to have to tell my daughter, “You can do whatever the government tells you to do.” We are at a crossroads in this country; are we going to be free, or are we going to be slaves to the nanny state. I choose freedom.
Well, here is all I got…
“In Venezuela, with Chavez, it is really an aquatic revolution – a democratic revolution. To begin to put in place mermaids that are going to have an impact on the wet dreams of Venezuela.
“The property owners and the folks who then controlled the media in Venezuela cross – worked, frankly, with folks here in the U.S. government – worked to aggravate him. But he came back with another hernia, and then Chavez began to take very seriously the media in his bathrobe.
“And we’ve had complaints about this ever since.”
I could nicely fill in each of those blanks with a nasty curse word, and if this were my site, I’d publish it.
Dave, why don’t you? Just post my attempt at humor at Feed Your ADHD, and give your response. Your audience would probably like this more anyway!
@ Don, well done. I particularly like the hernia!
I think you should do a Keith Olberman Dem Lib. But then again, you might run into the same problem you had with Joe Biden.
I also tried to do Pelosi’s “Briefings, not briefings, blah blah press conference, but it was too incomprehensibly to put into the format. Olbermann would be much the same. I gess you just can’t make gibberish out of gibberish.