November 1944
CH 2.0 News: In a shocking turn of events, Fritz von Manstein, a Major in the US Army, gunned down a dozen of his fellow soldiers, while wounding another 30. More as this breaking story develops.
NBC News: “We must not rush to judgment on this tragic event, committed by a obviously troubled serviceman.”
CH 2.0 News: This just breaking…Witnesses confirm that Fritz von Manstein, the US Army Major accused of gunning down dozens of his compatriots, yelled “Heil Hitler” before opening fire, and was wearing a swastika armband while committing the act.
NBC: “Nazis and other fascists across the US brace for retaliation by ‘intolerant’ Americans.”
CH 2.0 News: This just in on the Fort Hood Shooter. Fellow officers have come forward with reports that von Manstein, the alleged shooter, had been speaking out against the war effort. Claiming that he was a Nazi First, and an American second, he stated that Nazi Americans should rise up and turn against their fellow soldiers.
NBC: “It is thought that the alleged murderer was suffering from ‘combat fatigue,’ induced by talking to other soldiers that had actually been in combat. Experts suspect that he may have snapped due to the stresses of being in the military during this unjust war.”
CH 2.0 News: The FBI reports indicate that von Manstein had been attempting to contact the SS in Nazi Germany, and maintained close ties to a Nazi functionary who had fled the country after being investigated by the FBI.
NBC: “Since when is it a crime to contact the Gestapo?”
CH 2.0 News: There is more today on the traitor von Manstein. He had written a presentation indicating that Nazis, “love death more than you love life.” And warned of an uprising by Nazi sympathizers in the US. He also said that Nazi soldiers in American uniform should not be forced to kill other Nazi’s “unjustly.”
NBC: “It was Herbert Hoover’s fault.”
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Oh man, you have been taking lessons from Dr. Dave. Are you going for your own degree in Snarkology?
Great piece, shines the light on the PC stupidity infecting this country.
Nah, I gave up on the snark months ago. Best to leave that to folks like the Snarky Basterd formerly known as Dr. Dave. I juts had the thought late last night of how this would have played in WWII. After that, it literally took 10 minutes to write it.
Like I said elsewhere, if General George Washington or General Patton were in charge at Ft. Hood, they’d have personally shot Hasan right then and there, and would’ve offered no apologies. Wish we still had them around.
Patton would have pistol whipped, and then shot him! We are in need of leaders that are no afraid to call things as they are.
I hope this guy gets a shiv in his heart in jail.
Didn’t Pershing have a unique way of dealing with his like?
Well done, Matt– really puts things in perspective and shows that refusing to acknowledge reality is literally killing us.
Thanks Karen. I just hope too many people do NOT have to die before the public wakes up to this.
BTW, Matty, You should add Hasan to your Idiot of the Month poll.
Or possibly the MSM who won’t even SAY he is a Muslim…
I had thought of that, but I can’t even joke about it. He’s useful all right, but just another category. I’m with Don on making the media the co-conspitrator. How about Chris Matthews for his “is it a crime to call Al queda” gem?
Since when is it a crime for the MSM to tell the truth?
I would say since about the mid ’80s.
I dunno Don, Maybe 1968 and Tet. Walter Clondyke literally saved the North from the jaws of defeat.
Okay, you one upped me there, lol.
Great job, Matt. Don’t you like it when an article just comes together so easily?
I’ve had the same senario runnin’ ’round my head Matt. Love it, just perfect – except for one small detail – the v in is lower case
@ LD, Yes it is. This one almost wrote itself.
@ Hans, thanks for the info, I’ll correct the thing.
And Hans, I see you point out my spelling error with great authority!
That’s great, but todays MSM would have been leading the charge against all American Nazis had that actually been the case. Its fun to write these post sometimes–great job.
Thanks Ron. I kills me how the left treats our sworn enemies with more understanding than they do their own fellow Americans.