NASA unveiled the results of the recent Opportunity and Spirit probes sent millions of miles through the solar system to discover signs of extraterrestrial life.
The recent missions have gathered evidence of sulphates on Mars, a strong indication there is water on the planet and therefore life.
Previous missions to Mars have concluded there is probably water on the planet.
But the NASA boffins (scientists) said the recent missions have gone further than any others in proving there is life on Mars.
A special mission to the Red Planet has revealed the likely presence of a form of pond scum. – So that means on Mars right now, there are plans for socialized medicine, open borders and appeasement to the Red Planet’s enemies…
Hat tip to Pesky Emotional Republican and TheSun.co.uk
Matt
I believe that future generations should have the same opportunities that myself, and those that came before me, had. My parents taught me that I could do anything I wanted to do. I don’t want to have to tell my daughter, “You can do whatever the government tells you to do.” We are at a crossroads in this country; are we going to be free, or are we going to be slaves to the nanny state. I choose freedom.
Welcome back Don! You returned in grand fashion. It does fit, however.
Nice job Don, way to tie it all together.
Mars doesn’t have enemies. Wait. I forgot about Neptune, that leftist blue planet!
Cool!
Who’s to say that Mars wasn’t once very much like Earth?
Thanks all, while I may not be back full time, I saw this article and when I read the part about the pond scum, I could not resist…
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Let’s hope the Martians don’t have an immigration law!
Heh, Good one!
Take me to your reader.
I, for one, welcome our new slimy overlords.