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Um, Help me With the Math: How Can Sandra Fluke Afford to Travel About Europe, but Can’t Manage $9 Birth Control?


I must humbly ask my readers for help, as I am in quandary of sorts.  If you recall, concerned 23 year-old Law Student 30 year-old feminazi activist Sandra Fluke was struggling, along with her fellow students, to pay for $9 a month birth control pills.  It was a terrible thing, you know,  having to pay for one’s own birth control pills.  It was in that great moment that we learned Catholic institutions had to pay for her sex life.

But, here’s my confusion; while I know that $9 a month might be really hard for a struggling feminazi to manage, is traveling Europe cheaper?  

Just when you thought you’d seen everything.
Poor Sandra Fluke, the 30 year-old far left activist who wants you to pay for her $9 a month birth control, is dating a rich socialist.

They recently traveled to Spain and Italy together.
It was a lovely getaway for the women’s rights activist and her rich socialist boyfriend.

Here the two lovebirds are roughing it late at night in Barcelona – drunk.

And, here the poor little darling tries to make ends meet in Pompeii.

I just solved the puzzle! She was traveling Europe to find birth control that costs LESS than $9 dollars a month!  That has to be it, right?

Oh, and by the way, Georgetown’s policy covers birth control prescribed f0r a medical condition.  So, in other words, it’s all about sex, and being paid to have it.

H/T:  Lonely Conservative

  • Steve Dennis

    You took my line; I was going to say she was over there looking for cheap birth control but you beat me to it.
    Could it be more clear that this was all a set up from the very beginning?

    • Matt

      I doubt it could be more obvious, but some will still deny it.

  • edge of the sandbox

    She’s drunk and getting cozy with a gentleman who is not her husband. Is there a word for it?

    • LD Jackson

      Uhh, I think Rush Limbaugh already covered that.

    • Matt

      If only Limbaugh would have commented on that! 😀

  • Me.

    Call me crazy, but she may be concerned about the well being of other women who may not be nearly as fortunate as her.

    • Matt

      If you review her testimony, you’ll see that your assertion is incorrect.

  • Infidel de Manahatta

    God bless, er, non sectarian spirit, bless socialism. When Obama gives us free stuff we can all afford to go to Europe!

    • Matt

      Yes, but because of socialism, will there still be a Europe to go to?

  • LD Jackson

    At the risk of sounding completely crass and obnoxious, I have just one thing to say. Gotcha!

    • Matt

      Yesh, it took a few weeks, but it almost seemed too easy.

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