Oh yes, in case you were not aware, peanut butter and jelly is raaaaacist (remember kids, raaaaacist always have five “a’s”). Chicks on the Right, who really deserve a place on the blogroll, has more…
Because in their warped noggins, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are now RAAAAAACIST.
No, I’m not kidding. And, oh my God.
According to the Portland Tribune, Verenice Gutierrez, principal of Harvey Scott K-8 School, “picks up on the subtle language of racism” on a daily basis.
“Take the peanut butter sandwich, a seemingly innocent example a teacher used in a lesson last school year,” the Tribune said.
“What about Somali or Hispanic students, who might not eat sandwiches?” Gutierrez asked. “Another way would be to say: ‘Americans eat peanut butter and jelly, do you have anything like that?’ Let them tell you. Maybe they eat torta. Or pita.”
Yes, Ms. Gutierrez is an expert at picking up on subtle racist language, everyone. I think that’s a prerequisite these days for being a principal in public schools. As well as being a complete and total moron.
Going beyond the hilarity that is a racist freakin’ sandwich, Gutierrez also runs a tight politically-correct ship over there at her school, as she “started the new year with ‘intensive staff trainings, frequent staff meetings, classroom observations and other initiatives,’ to help educators understand their own ‘white privilege’ in order to ‘change their teaching practices to boost minority students’ performance.”
Well you heard it here first, or well, second. As white people, we have to subscribe to this notion of “white privilege” so that reality can be ignored for the glory of the coming socialist state. Of course it is made up, and has zero, zilch, nada basis in reality, but this is leftist concept so it is “reality optional.” Then again, I don’t thing reality is even an option.
So, in honor of this terrible act of racism, I can only say…
Sorry, had to be done!