At first, he seemed harmless, only writing about the dismemberment of childhood icons, and anal leakage. Then, his writing took a more sinister turn, with many references to hookers and crawlspaces. Obsessed with certain FOX News-babe, the Infidel continued to push the limits of journalism, and probably his bail bondman. Finally, he revealed his master plan…
To operate underground salt mines all over the world…and to disintegrate people…lot’s and lot’s of people.
Manhattan Infidel should be considered armed, and extremely hilarious. If he offered you a tour of his crawlspace, or of his shrine to a certain FOX News-babe, run to your nearest TSA agent for an analprobe.
May God have mercy on your soul.