Your heard it here first, folks! Global Warming now causes frostbite! Well, you didn’t hear it first here, but Gateway Pundit was covering it earlier. So, without further ado, let’s hear about our intrepid explorer (and warmer), Ranulph Fiennes…
Global warmist and explorer Ranulph Fiennes pulled out of an Antarctica expedition this week after suffering a severe case of frost bite. The expedition team hoped to draw attention to global warming — namely, the effect that climate change has wrought upon the polar ice cap.
Well, as we also know, the Antarctic Ice has grown to record extent, but that too, is due to global warming.
So, this warmist went to Antarctica to prove that global warming is creating more ice there. And as a result, he suffered from frostbite, and had to quit. Of course, invoking liberal logic would suggest that global warming causes frostbite. If global warming causes more cold, which causes more ice- it would stand to reason that the Earth getting warmer would make it colder. After all, the “science is settled,” right?