MARCH 6–An Oklahoma woman arrested Monday on drug charges had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina, according to police.
The weapon was discovered during a search of Christie Dawn Harris, 28, by a female officer with the Ada Police Department. According to a police report, the cop spotted the handle of the five-shot revolver “sticking out from” inside Harris, who is seen at right.
In a less shocking find, investigators also discovered plastic baggies containing methamphetamine lodged in the crack of Harris’s buttocks.
For once, I’m speechless. Well, not exactly, there are a ton of slightly rude lines I could publish right now, but I’ll refrain. However, readers are invited to do so in the comment section…
OK, I lied, the revolver was treated for Chlamydia, and released on it’s own recognizance.
The vagina, pictured here, was charged with carrying an unlicensed firearm, and remanded to custody.
Obviously, the second half of the post is a parody. The actual news story, however, is real.