Apparently an Oklahoma woman’s vagina has given a whole new meaning to “concealed carry.”
MARCH 6–An Oklahoma woman arrested Monday on drug charges had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina, according to police.
The weapon was discovered during a search of Christie Dawn Harris, 28, by a female officer with the Ada Police Department. According to a police report, the cop spotted the
handle of the five-shot revolver “sticking out from” inside Harris, who is seen at right.
In a less shocking find, investigators also discovered plastic baggies containing methamphetamine lodged in the crack of Harris’s buttocks.
For once, I’m speechless. Well, not exactly, there are a ton of slightly rude lines I could publish right now, but I’ll refrain. However, readers are invited to do so in the comment section…
OK, I lied, the revolver was treated for Chlamydia, and released on it’s own recognizance.
The vagina, pictured here, 
was charged with carrying an unlicensed firearm, and remanded to custody.
Obviously, the second half of the post is a parody. The actual news story, however, is real.
Good thing for her that guns can’t get excited and pop-off all by themselves.
Sorry, couldn’t resist it.
Well, there was a spend shell in the gun…
“The vagina, pictured here…”
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I think you won the Internets for today, Matty. Nice work.
Thanks for the kind words. It’s an honor hearing that from the King of Spassfabrik!
Ouch!
exactly.
” The vagina pictured here”
Uh, is that a inner view or outer?
Well played Joe, well played. It’s inside, the people in the photo are plotting their escape.
In a related story, the woman’s boyfriend was hospitalized for shooting his mouth off…
Yikes!
This whole story has me thinking about a family guy episode where Stewie asked a hooker if it was like, “throwing a hotdog down a hallway.”
What a gunt. Screwing her you could blow your own balls off.
Leftists should BAN vaginas!