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Lena Dunham Appears Nude on SNL and Ratings Tank: Coincidence?

I have to admit that I pondered the title for this post far more than usual.  Using the words “Lena Dunham,” and “nude” in the post title might repel a ton more readers that it would attract.  But, just out of the irony, I thought I might cover it.  Come to think of it, I really wish she would cover it too-all of it. Lena Dunham did appear nude on SNL last Saturday, and the ratings tanked… As expected, Girls creator/star Lena Dunham got nude on Saturday Night Live this weekend, in one scene mocking the Genesis Eden story, where […]

Harold Ramis, Dead at Age 69

Harold Ramis, comedic actor and writer, has passed away at age 69.  Here is more from Crain’s Chicago Business.  Actor and director Harold Ramis died today, according to reports. He was 69. His lawyer, Fred D. Toczek, confirmed the news to the Wall Street Journal this morning. Mr. Ramis started his career at Chicago’s Second City. His colleagues included John Belushi and Bill Murray — with whom he later made “Animal House,” “Ghostbusters” and “Groundhog Day.” He moved from California back to the Chicago area in 1996. He was also the original head writer of the groundbreaking television comedy series […]

Tolerant Liberals Celebrate the Death of ‘Racist’ Shirley Temple: ‘F*ck Shirley Temple’

Just when you thought maybe, just maybe, that liberals had anything even remotely resembling a heart, they attack Shirley Temple in death.  Apparently, she was a racist, as she was a Conservative.  Twitchy has more… And now, to the racism… So, even in death, liberals will attack an American icon, even Shirley Temple.  All in the name of hatred.

Shirley Temple, Dead at 85

1930′s child star, Shirley Temple, has died.  She was 85.  The cause of death is said to be natural causes.  The NY Daily News has more… Hollywood’s shining child star has gone dim. Shirley Temple, whose charming smile and cheerful voice made her a superstar before she was 10, died Monday at the age of 85, her agent said in a statement. The “Bright Eyes” and “Wee Willie Winkie” star died of natural causes at her home in California. “She was surrounded by her family and caregivers,” the statement said, according to the BBC. “We salute her for a life […]

Tips to Survive the Captain and Tennille Divorce Apocalpyse

God is dead and it’s time to loot and burn! Toni Tennille, one half of the singing duo of The Captain and Tennille, best know for their hit single, “Love Will Keep Us Together” has announced that she is seeking a divorce from the Captain, her husband of 39 years. The Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel has been expecting this news for some time now.  As the social fabric of this once great nation continues to unravel the divorce of the Captain and Tennille can only mean that the last strands of civilization left are gone. Loyalty.  Tradition.  Custom. Morality. […]

What Has Happened To The Once Mighty Peacock?

The executives and powers that be over at 30 Rockefeller Plaza have evidently never heard that old adage, when you find yourself in a hole – STOP DIGGING!! What has happened to the network that brought us such sterling news people as, Hugh Downs, Tom Brokaw, Tim Russert, David Brinkley, Jessica Savitch, John Chancellor and Stone Phillips? The list of NBC’s faux pas keeps growing and growing with each passing day, it seems. Let’s recap, shall we? (and these are just the ones this author remembers) * MSNBC television host Ed Shultz via his radio show – - calls radio […]

One of those words…

“Republic, I like the sound of the word. Means people can live free, talk free, go or come by ourselves, be drunk or sober, however they choose. Some words give you a feeling. Republic is one of those words that makes me tight in the throat, the same tightness a man gets when his baby takes his first step, or his first baby shaves and makes his first sound like a man. Some words can give you a feeling that’ll make your heart warm. Republic is one of those words.” John Wayne as Colonel Davy Crockett to Laurence Harvey as […]

Miley Cyrus Follows up on VMA Twerking with Nude Video

Don’t get too excited (or not), she’s nude, but the parts you pervy people want to see are strategically covered.  I don’t even think the song is that great. I get that former child stars want to do something to separate themselves from their child star images, but acting is acting like an utter fool at all necessary? That, and do child actors from the Disney factor ever come out normal? What in the hell are they feeding them over there?  Or should I even be asking?  Sometimes we need to follow the old admonition… Be careful what you ask […]

Westboro Baptist Church Targets Taylor Swift as a ‘Fornicating Whore?’

And here, I just thought the Westboro Baptist Church was targeting homosexuals.  In a bold move, the Westboro Baptist Church is taking it’s intolerable and creepy hate show into a new venue- pop.  While some SoCons would say that the SCOTUS striking down DOMA as a sign of the Apocalypse, the Westboro Baptist Church see’s it differently.  The end of all things for them is Taylor Swift. When we the the images above, the freaks at Westboro see this instead… The Other McCain has more…. For years, Westboro Baptist Church has been accused of homophobic hatred because of their infamous […]

Dora The Explorer Goes Missing

Famed Nickelodeon personality Dora the Explorer has gone missing in Central American and has not been heard from in over a week, prompting a full scale search and rescue effort funded by Nickelodeon and The U.S. State Department. “I don’t know where she is” lamented Dora’s mother.  “I just want my daughter back.  Okay, I just want her paycheck back.  Does that make me a bad person?” Dora was last seen in the jungles of El Salvador where she had gone on her latest exploration. “She might have inadvertently gotten herself into trouble” said a spokesman for Nickelodeon. Dora’s knowledge […]

E-Trade Baby Enters Rehab

  The baby made famous in the the E-Trade commercials has entered rehab, citing an addiction to “poop” brought on by “stress and dehydration.” “It’s true” said the baby’s agent. My client is going through a very rough patch in his life right now.  The stress of his career, the fame, all this came on too quickly for the young tyke.  We should all pray for him and for a quick recovery. The E-Trade baby, known professionally as “Cacca pee pee”  had shot to fame with a series of Superbowl commercials.  Answering an open casting call he impressed everyone immediately […]

Obama vs. Godzilla

What happens when the most liberal president of all time faces off with Godzilla?  Well, Obama vs. Godzilla  would look something like this… My only question is if Godzilla is caused by global warming the big lie, or is the fault of George W. Bush?

Lady Gaga Meets Metal: Metal Achieves Epic Win

It seems that all that Bad Romance from Lady Gaga is missing is metal.  The following video proves it. You had to  know that this was the only way that Lady Gaga was ever going to appear on this blog!

Liberal Hypocrisy Alert: MIchael Moore’s Body Guard Arrested on Gun Violation

Imagine that you are the rotund and overwhelmingly self important leftist, like Michael Moore Jabba the Lib.  Naturally, you are going to be against the Second Amendment, because no one should be able to use guns to protect themselves against the state, or criminals, or even union goons (or do I repeat myself?).  They should die for the narrative, like good little drones, and forget about all the statistics and examples of how guns reduce crime and save lives. But, there is a separate set of rules for self important liberals.  You see, those blabbering masses of flesh that would […]

Bob Costas Blames Controversial Tim Tebow Non-Shooting on Religion; Calls for “Jesus Control”

In the wake of another weekend gone by without a shooting by Tim Tebow, NBC sports personality Bob Costas used halftime to speak on the subject and advocate for “Jesus Control.” We here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel are not in the business of advocating for any position.  But in my capacity as a bitter, lonely alcoholic who has never known the touch of a woman member of the mainstream media I have decided to give the full transcript of Costas’ remarks. In the aftermath of the nonfatal nonshooting nontragedy involving notorious Christian Tim Tebow that most mindless of sports […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents Your Lindsay Lohan Malfeasance Template™

If it’s Friday at Manhattan Infidel that can only mean one thing:  seeing a doctor about that burning sensation. But while Manhattan Infidel gets poked and prodded by a (hopefully) hot, young female doctor here for your reading pleasure is the Lindsay Lohan Malfeasance Template™ Linday Lohan was arrested for: A disturbance in a night club A disturbance in an alleyway A disturbance in a hotel room A disturbance in an elevator Being on the grassy knoll in Dallas Does it matter what she was arrested for?  Seriously. Police say that Lohan Punched a woman Punched a man Punched a […]

Orville Redenbacher Scandal Widens

The controversy surrounding Orville Redenbacher and his iconic brand of popcorn grows deeper with each stunning revelation. The scandal first erupted when several college students made trips to emergency rooms complaining that they couldn’t sleep, were nervous, couldn’t concentrate and that their testicles had dropped off. “At first we though they were Business Administration majors because, you know, like capitalism is evil” said one ER doctor. But then more people from different walks of life started complaining of the same symptoms. Doctors from the Center for Disease Control arrived to conduct an investigation.  What they found surprised and troubled them. Before […]

Larry Hagman, Known Best as J.R. Ewing on Dallas, Dead at 81

Larry Hagman, best known as the despicable J.R. Ewing on the long running show “Dallas,” has died at age 81.  Dallas News has more… Larry was back in his beloved Dallas re-enacting the iconic role he loved most,” his family said in a written statement. “Larry’s family and close friends had joined him in Dallas for the Thanksgiving holiday. When he passed, he was surrounded by loved ones. It was a peaceful passing, just as he had wished for. The family requests privacy at this time.” The role of J.R. transformed Mr. Hagman’s life. He rocketed from being a merely […]

Voice of Elmo, Kevin Clash, Steps Down After Second Underage Sex Accuser Emerges

We recently had covered that Kevin Clash, “the voice of Elmo,” was accused of having a sexual relationship with a teen.  Apparently, that wasn’t enough to prompt a reaction reaction from the makers of Sesame Street.  However, the second accuser seemed to make an impact… And what’s that? You say Elmo likes boys just a little bit too much? Kevin Clash — known as the voice of Elmo — is facing NEW allegations that he had a sexual relationship with a SECOND underage boy … The accuser — who is now in his 30s — has filed a lawsuit against Clash … claiming […]

Sex Scandal on Sesame Street? Did Kevin Clash, the Voice of Elmo, Have a Sexual Relationship with an Underage Teen?

It appears that a sex scandal is rocking Sesame Street, as Kevin Clash, the voice of Elmo, has been accused of having a sexual relationship with a 16 year old teen.  Newsbusters has more… Clash “adamantly denies” the allegations, but “has acknowledged to TMZ he had a relationship with the young man — but insists it only took place AFTER the accuser was an adult.” The accuser met with lawyers for Sesame Workshop. Clash said “I had a relationship with [the accuser].  It was between two consenting adults and I am deeply saddened that he is trying to make it […]

Madonna Booed for Supporting Obama?

Could it be that even celebrities, like Madonna, aren’t above being booed for being moonbats?  Well, if you consider this, from The Blaze, the answer is clear… Madonna was booed and had several concertgoers walk out after she told a New Orleans crowd to vote for President Barack Obama, the Associated Press reported. “Who’s registered to vote?” Madonna asked during Saturday night’s performance of her “MDNA” tour. “I don’t care who you vote for as long as you vote for Obama.” Drawing jeers from the crowd, she added: “Seriously, I don’t care who you vote for … Do not take […]

Navigating the Muslim Outrage Scale™

  With the events of the past two weeks, the burning of embassies, the killing of Americans, bodies being dragged through the streets, I have begun to worry about the safety of you, my readers.  So using my expertise in software making shit up I have devised a handy “Muslim Outrage” guideline.  Read this for your own safety.  Because there is nothing I care more about than the safety of my readers.  Unless it’s Asian hookers.  But mostly I worry about the safety of my readers.  After my Asian hooker needs have been fulfilled of course. Movies Movies rate a 9.7 out of […]

Madonna Threatens to Strip Naked if Obama Wins Reelection; Polls Surge For Romney

1980s recording star and current nostalgia act Madonna (pictured above) has promised to strip naked if President Obama wins reelection in November. During one of her concerts, after a group of young male dancers led Madonna on stage in her wheelchair, the ’80s icon removed the oxygen mask from her face and told her adoring fans: You better f*cking vote for Obama you Motherf*ckers.  We have a mothef*cking black motherf*ing Muslim in the White House!  There is hope for America you f*cking c*cksuckers!  Vote for f*cking Obama and I’ll take off all my clothes! As the crowd of gay men […]

Jay-Z Almost Realizes That Occupy is Marxist

Rapper Jay-Z seems to be getting that something isn’t quite right with the Occupy Movement, though he still hasn’t connected all the dots.  The Blaze has more… “What’s the thing on the wall, what are you fighting for?” Jay-Z said in a recent New York Times magazine interview. “I’m not going to a park and picnic, I have no idea what to do, I don’t know what the fight is about. What do we want, do you know?” he said he asked rap magnate Russel Simmons. His questions for the anti-corporate movement continued: I think all those things need to really declare […]

Michael Clarke Duncan Dead at age 54

Michael Clarke Duncan, who starred in films such as Armageddon and Green Mile, passed away today at age 54.  The Blaze has more details… LOS ANGELES (AP) — Michael Clarke Duncan, the hulking, prolific character actor whose dozens of films included an Oscar-nominated performance as a death row inmate in “The Green Mile” and such other box office hits as “Armageddon,“ ”Planet of the Apes“ and ”Kung Fu Panda,” is dead at age 54. Clarke died Monday morning at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, where he was being treated for a heart attack, said his fiancée, Reverend Omarosa Manigault, […]