Earlier today, I ran a shocking and alarming story regarding the violent nature of the Easter Bunny. Following that post, I was troubled by the thought, “why?” Why is the Easter Bunny so incredibly violent? Why has he lashed out at humanity? And, come to think of it, where did he learn his advanced fighting skills? Well, the crack investigative team at the CH 2.0 took the challenge, and set out to answer these questions. We have found a video that explains it. Here it is… I strongly recommend that you avoid contact with the Easter Bunny at all costs. If confronted, and escape is [...]
Holidays
The Horrible Truth Caught on Video: The Easter Bunny Hates You
We all think of the Easter Bunny as the kind woodland critter that hides candy for kiddos every Easter. However, a shocking video has surfaced that will cause many to change their perception of the notorious Easter character. It’s awful to see a national icon go bad. I can only imagine what drove the normally docile bunny to such extremes. Related posts: The Horrible Truth Caught on Video: The Easter Bunny Hates You The Easter Bunny Hates You: The Prequel Easter in the Liberal Zone Special Easter Links Occupy San Diego: Assault Caught on Video Related posts brought to you [...]
Valentine’s Day Special Post: Sweet Tart Evolution Explained
Everyone loves Sweet Tarts; those heart shaped candies with the special printed message. However, the printed messages have changed over the years. The Atlantic has a listing of defunct Sweet Tart messages… The Sweetheart is 147 years old. But not all of its cute little sayings have enjoyed quite the same sesquicentennial longevity. The folks from NECCO, the confectionery company that sells 4 million pounds of their traditional heart-shaped candies in the 6 weeks before Valentine’s Day, sent me the full list of their most notable retired sayings. DIG ME HOT CHA SAUCY BOY GIRL POWER OH YOU KID WHY [...]
Happy Year 2013! We’re in Trouble!
I’d like to take the moment to wish everyone a Happy New Year. However, I might want to add that my wish is by no means a guarantee. I fear that 2013 is going to be a terrible year, and it will result in hardships of all sorts. Here are some of my reasons… 1. Fiscal Cliff jumping: It appears that we are going to go off the “fiscal cliff.” What does that mean? It means that Obama’s negotiating position was “give me exactly what I want, and nothing less.” The members of the stupid party, however, made many concessions, [...]
Christmas 2012
Merry Christmas! Here is the reason for the season, so to speak… 2:1 And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed. 2:2 (And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria.) 2:3 And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city. 2:4 And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem; (because he was of the house and lineage of David:) 2:5 To [...]
Christmas Concert: The Three Tenors
As a part of the Christmas celebration at the CH 2.0, here is a concert featuring the Three Tenors, Luciano Pavarotti, Placido Domingo, and Jose Carreras. Related posts: A Twist on the War on Christmas Some Holiday Fun: Jeff Dunham and Peanut Read ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ Christmas 2011 Saturday Linkage: Christmas Eve Music Edition Churchill’s Christmas Eve Address: December 24, 1941 Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
The Green Mitten Mystery: A Christmas Story
Our friend and contributor, Don, has written a children’s Christmas Story. He has graciously given the CH 2.0 permission to publish it here. One Thursday in December, on the first morning of the first snowfall of the Christmas Season, four kids were walking to school. They were three brothers named Jon, Roy, and Jake and their younger sister, Hope. Jon said, “It sure is cold, I wish it was warmer!” “I’m glad that it’s cold”, Hope replied. “Are you crazy?” “No I’m not!” Hope said, as she stamped her foot. Jake said, “Remember what Dad told us? The first snowfall [...]
Some Holiday Fun: Jeff Dunham and Peanut Read ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’
How about some nice holiday fun? Here is Jeff Dunham and Peanut reading, “Twas the Night Before Christmas.” Enjoy folks! Related posts: A Twist on the War on Christmas Peanut Butter and Jelly Racist? Christmas 2011 Blog Focus: If you Read Anything Today, Read This Churchill’s Christmas Eve Address: December 24, 1941 Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
Sunday Links: Christmas Music Edition
Who doesn’t like Christmas music? Well, I’m sure there’s a few that don’t, it’s something that reminds us of family, Christmas and hopefully, good times. So, here are the Sunday Links, as well as a selection of Christmas music. A Conservative Teacher The 7 Pieces of Advice by Trotsky for Obama, found in the 1934 Chicago Tribune Cartoon ‘Planned Economy or Planned Destruction’ A PATRIOTIC ROTTWEILER GET US OUT! Of the United Nations! – Anti-American, Anti-Freedom Ace of Spades HQ Army Navy Game Adrienne’s Corner USDA to allow more meat, grains in school lunches All American [...]
Brutal Civil War Rages on Island of Misfit Toys
For years Santa had stopped at the Island of Misfit Toys. But no more. “I wouldn’t go near that place anymore” said Santa. “It’s more dangerous than Mexico, Afghanistan or Detroit.” The culprit is politics. For years the Island of Misfit Toys had been ruled by King Moonracer (pictured here), an absolute, hereditary monarch. But not all were happy with his rule. Chief among them was Charlie-in-the-Box (seen here.) Charlie, who sees himself as the Island’s resident intellectual, had taken to reading the Federalist Papers and the Declaration of Independence. Dissatisfied with his position as a subject he began to push for more [...]
A Twist on the War on Christmas
I was at Church on Sunday morning, and heard a great twist on the entire War on Christmas. While we all know that the goal is to delete Christianity from our culture, the leftists forgot something. They replace “Merry Christmas, Christmas Trees, Christmas Parties, Christmas Plays,” the like with “Holiday Trees, and such. There is, however, one flaw with that-they forget the origin of the word, “holiday.” Here it is the information… The word holiday derived from the notion of “Holy Day”, and gradually evolved to its current form. The word holiday comes from the Old English word h?ligdæg. The word originally referred only to special religious days. In modern use, it means [...]
Sunday Links: Christmas Toy Commercial Edition
Well, it’s Sunday again, and the Holiday Season is in full swing. So, to bring back some fond memories, here are some old toy commercials from the 70′s and 80′s. Of course, the Links are there as well, so click on a few! A Conservative Teacher Obamacare Forces Employers to Violate Their Religious Beliefs and Will Lead to Job Losses: CEO of Major Company A PATRIOTIC ROTTWEILER AMERICA, ARE YOU READY TO BE HEARD? Ace of Spades HQ Saturday College Football Thread Adrienne’s Corner Trey Gowdy (SC-04) to the rescue… All American Blogger It’s Time for [...]
The Story of the First Thanksgiving 2012
This is the annual CH 2.0 re-telling of the true story of the first Thanksgiving. Given the re-election of Barak Obama, this story is more relevant today than ever. I heard this story years ago, so I thought I’d post it. The official story has the pilgrims boarding the Mayflower, coming to America and establishing the Plymouth colony in the winter of 1620-21. This first winter is hard, and half the colonists die. But the survivors are hard working and tenacious, and they learn new farming techniques from the Indians. The harvest of 1621 is bountiful. The Pilgrims hold a celebration, [...]
Veterans Day: 2012
Veterans should hold a place in our society that is special. I know that they hold a place in my heart. My father served in WWII with the Marines in the first invasion of Okinawa. He was 150 miles from the Japanese mainland when for the first time in his life he saw a mushroom cloud. Dad told me that his unit had already received orders to go the China coast in an effort to surround Japan. Thank God he did not have to go. My younger brother served in the Navy during the first Gulf War. He was on [...]
Happy Halloween, Obama Style
Steven Crowder applies Obama’s class warfare…to Halloween! It appears that our leftist friends have much more work to do in their brainwashing efforts. These kids sounded more and more like Tea Party members than the good, brain-dead Marxists that the public school are designed to create. H/T: The Blaze Related posts: The Theory Of Evolution, Obama-Style Equalizing Outcomes “Obama Style” Think Sustainable Living ala Agenda 21 Sunday Links: Halloween Edition Group Threatens to Sue McDonalds Over Happy Meals Public School Indoctrination: Video Shows Obama in “Glorious” Light Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
Memorial Day, 2012
Republic of Vietnam, 1968 Related posts: Memorial Day – a thank you for the ultimate sacrifice Memorial Day – A Thank you for the Ultimate Sacrifice Communist Party USA Spokesman Gets Warm Greeting at Occupy Chicago: So, the 99% are Communists too? Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
Special Easter Links
I thought that since so many bloggers have done posts for the Easter Holiday, that I would do a link post of them. Enjoy! Adrienne’s Corner He is Risen… Always on Watch My Redeemer Lives! American Perspective Passover Exodus, Joe the Easter Bunny ARRA News Service Happy Easter 2012 blogsense-by-barb ALIVE! Bob’s Blog He is Risen! Bunkerville Happy Easter! Capitol Commentary ObamaNation: Easter Bunny Edition Conservative Blog Central Easter 2012 Conservatives on Fire Easter Is The Gift Da Tech Guy And yet more on Mormonism on Easter Sunday…. Freedom, By [...]
He is Risen
Matthew 28:1-7 (New American Standard) Jesus Is Risen! 1 Now after the Sabbath, as it began to dawn toward the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary came to look at the grave. 2 And behold, a severe earthquake had occurred, for an angel of the Lord descended from heaven and came and rolled away the stone and sat upon it. 3 And his appearance was like lightning, and his clothing as white as snow. 4 The guardsshook for fear of him and became like dead men. 5 The angel said to the women, “Do not [...]
The Easter Bunny Hates You: The Prequel
Last weekend, I ran a shocking and alarming story regarding the violent nature of the Easter Bunny. Following that post, I was troubled by the thought, “why?” Why is the Easter Bunny so incredibly violent? Why has he lashed out at humanity? And, come to think of it, where did he learn his advanced fighting skills? Well, the crack investigative team at the CH 2.0 took the challenge, and set out to answer these questions. We have found a video that explains it. Here it is… I strongly recommend that you avoid contact with the Easter Bunny at all costs. If confronted, and escape is [...]
Christmas 2011
Merry Christmas! Here is the reason for the season, so to speak… 2:1 And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed. 2:2 (And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria.) 2:3 And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city. 2:4 And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem; (because he was of the house and lineage of David:) 2:5 To [...]
Saturday Linkage: Christmas Eve Music Edition
Given the Christmas Season, I thought a little more Christmas Music is warranted. So, here is some Mormon Tabernacle Choir, as well as the weekly links. Always on Watch Cameo And The Christmas Tree Lonely Conservative Random Ramblings – Christmas Edition The Other McCain Perry Heartache In VA: Just A Bit Outside THE ASTUTE BLOGGERS VIDEO: THE SARKOZY VERSUS ERDOGAN FIGHT GOES WAY BACK Hot Air Quotes of the day Knuckledraggin my life away Fuck the feds Cmblake6′s Weblog Well, it’s something anyway Eye of Polyphemus Ron Paul’s Doomsday Portfolio Ace of Spades [...]

