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Artists tell Easter story in shipping containers

South Shields, a coastal town in the northeastern part of Britain on the River Tyne, is celebrating Easter a bit differently this year. Artists and folks from the local community are turning heads with their use of shipping containers to commemorate the Passion of the Christ on Good Friday.   So Happy Easter to all our loyal CH 2.0 readers, sit back and enjoy this video.  

The Easter Bunny Hates You: The Prequel 2014

Yesterday, I ran a shocking and alarming story regarding the violent nature of the Easter Bunny. Following that post, I was troubled by the thought, “why?”  Why is the Easter Bunny so incredibly violent? Why has he lashed out at humanity?  And, come to think of it, where did he learn his advanced fighting skills? Well, the crack investigative team at the CH 2.0 took the challenge, and set out to answer these questions.  We have found a video that explains it.  Here it is… I strongly recommend that you avoid contact with the Easter Bunny at all costs.   If […]

Easter 2014: He is Risen!

Matthew 28:1-7 (New American Standard) Jesus Is Risen! 1 Now after the Sabbath, as it began to dawn toward the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary came to look at the grave. 2 And behold, a severe earthquake had occurred, for an angel of the Lord descended from heaven and came and rolled away the stone and sat upon it. 3 And his appearance was like lightning, and his clothing as white as snow. 4 The guards shook for fear of him and became like dead men. 5 The angel said to the women, “Do […]

The Horrible Truth Caught on Video: The Easter Bunny Hates You 2014

We all think of the Easter Bunny as the kind woodland critter that hides candy for kiddos every Easter.  However, a shocking video has surfaced that will cause many to change their perception of the notorious Easter character. It’s awful to see a national icon go bad. I can only imagine what drove the normally docile Easter Bunny to such extremes.

Friday Frivolity: The Lament of the Chocolate Bunnies

Easter approaches, and as we get ready to celebrate, untold millions of chocolate bunnies are about to meet their end.   Here is a pic that I have titled, The Lament of the Chocolate Bunnies. Please, just remember the chocolate bunnies, won’t you?

New Years Eve in Times Square Live Feed!

Hello all, the site was down for much of the day, due to a data center problem that impacted several web hosts.  The site is back now, and it’s back to what I was going to do in the first place. We have something that I have never tried before; the live feed of the Times Square New Years Eve celebration… I’ll be posting some thoughts on the year that was later, so stay tuned for more! Enjoy!

NORAD Tracks Santa: 2013

For over five decades, NORAD has tracked Santa for children all over the US, and now, the world. For more than 50 years, NORAD and its predecessor, the Continental Air Defense Command (CONAD) have tracked Santa’s flight. The tradition began in 1955 after a Colorado Springs-based Sears Roebuck & Co. advertisement misprinted the telephone number for children to call Santa. Instead of reaching Santa, the phone number put kids through to the CONAD Commander-in-Chief’s operations “hotline.” The Director of Operations at the time, Colonel Harry Shoup, had his staff check the radar for indications of Santa making his way south […]

Some Holiday Fun: Jeff Dunham and Peanut Read ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’

How about some nice holiday fun?  Here is Jeff Dunham and Peanut reading, “Twas the Night Before Christmas.” Enjoy folks!

It’s Cyber Monday at the Conservative Hideout!

Hey all, why would you want to go out and be accosted by union goons, occupods, or even other shoppers?  You’ve heard the stories of people being robbed, tazed, or pepper-sprayed.  Holiday shopping is now a hazardous affair.  So, to keep my readers, and their loved ones safe, here are some great deals from Amazon, that you can access right here! Shop Amazon – Cyber Monday Deals Week in Laptops You also need to take care because there is pestilence out there. Shop Amazon – Cyber Monday Deals Week in Laptops There are viruses that will eat the flesh right […]

Happy Thanksgiving? A Message From the Turkey Liberation Army

OK, I know it’s a couple days off, but what the heck? Here is some good stuff from Manhattan Infidel!- Matt Free the Turkeys! As Thanksgiving approaches and millions of Americans prepare to travel to visit their loved ones it is time to ask the all-important question:  Thanksgiving, why? In keeping with Manhattan Infidel’s official policy of what happens in the crawl space stays in the crawl space providing a forum for diverse viewpoints I now present  the Turkey Liberation Army’s take on this holiday. To get this scoop I was blindfolded and driven to a turkey “farm” outside the […]

The Story of the First Thanksgiving 2013

This is the annual CH 2.0 re-telling of the true story of the first Thanksgiving. I heard  this story years ago, so I thought I’d post it. The official story has the pilgrims boarding the Mayflower, coming to America and establishing the Plymouth colony in the winter of 1620-21. This first winter is hard, and half the colonists die. But the survivors are hard working and tenacious, and they learn new farming techniques from the Indians. The harvest of 1621 is bountiful. The Pilgrims hold a celebration, and give thanks to God. They are grateful for the wonderful new abundant land He […]

Veterans Day: 2013

Veterans should hold a place in our society that is special. I know that they hold a place in my heart. My father served in WWII with the Marines in the first invasion of Okinawa. He was 150 miles from the Japanese mainland when for the first time in his life he saw a mushroom cloud. Dad told me that his unit had already received orders to go the China coast in an effort to surround Japan. Thank God he did not have to go. My younger brother served in the Navy during the first Gulf War. He was on […]

Some Thoughts on Veteran’s Day

Veterans should hold a place in our society that is special. I know that they hold a place in my heart. My father served in WWII with the Marines in the first invasion of Okinawa. He was 150 miles from the Japanese mainland when for the first time in his life he saw a mushroom cloud. Dad told me that his unit had already received orders to go the China coast in an effort to surround Japan. Thank God he did not have to go. My younger brother served in the Navy during the first Gulf War. He was on […]

Happy Flag Day, America!

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Here, in it’s entirety is Ronald Reagan’s June 14, 1986 weekly radio address. My fellow Americans: “Today we celebrate Flag Day, the birthday of our Stars and Stripes. As we think back over the history of our nation’s flag, we remember that the story of its early years was often one of hardship and trials, sometimes a fight for simple survival. Such is the story behind our Star-Spangled Banner. It was 2 years into the War of 1812, and America seemed to be teetering on the edge of defeat. The British had already taken our Capital and burned the White […]

The Easter Bunny Hates You: The Prequel

Earlier today, I ran a shocking and alarming story regarding the violent nature of the Easter Bunny. Following that post, I was troubled by the thought, “why?”  Why is the Easter Bunny so incredibly violent? Why has he lashed out at humanity?  And, come to think of it, where did he learn his advanced fighting skills? Well, the crack investigative team at the CH 2.0 took the challenge, and set out to answer these questions.  We have found a video that explains it.  Here it is… I strongly recommend that you avoid contact with the Easter Bunny at all costs.   If confronted, and escape is […]

The Horrible Truth Caught on Video: The Easter Bunny Hates You

We all think of the Easter Bunny as the kind woodland critter that hides candy for kiddos every Easter.  However, a shocking video has surfaced that will cause many to change their perception of the notorious Easter character. It’s awful to see a national icon go bad. I can only imagine what drove the normally docile bunny to such extremes.

Valentine’s Day Special Post: Sweet Tart Evolution Explained

Everyone loves Sweet Tarts; those heart shaped candies with the special printed message.  However, the printed messages have changed over the years.  The Atlantic has a listing of defunct Sweet Tart messages… The Sweetheart is 147 years old. But not all of its cute little sayings have enjoyed quite the same sesquicentennial longevity. The folks from NECCO, the confectionery company that sells 4 million pounds of their traditional heart-shaped candies in the 6 weeks before Valentine’s Day, sent me the full list of their most notable retired sayings. DIG ME HOT CHA SAUCY BOY GIRL POWER OH YOU KID WHY […]

Happy Year 2013! We’re in Trouble!

I’d like to take the moment to wish everyone a Happy New Year.  However, I might want to add that my wish is by no means a guarantee.  I fear that 2013 is going to be a terrible year, and it will result in hardships of all sorts.  Here are some of my reasons… 1.  Fiscal Cliff jumping:  It appears that we are going to go off  the “fiscal cliff.”  What does that mean?  It means that Obama’s negotiating position was “give me exactly what I want, and nothing less.”  The members of the stupid party, however, made many concessions, […]

Christmas 2012

Merry Christmas!  Here is the reason for the season, so to speak… 2:1 And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed. 2:2 (And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria.) 2:3 And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city. 2:4 And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem; (because he was of the house and lineage of David:) 2:5 To […]

Christmas Concert: The Three Tenors

As a part of the Christmas celebration at the CH 2.0, here is a concert featuring the Three Tenors, Luciano Pavarotti, Placido Domingo, and Jose Carreras.

The Green Mitten Mystery: A Christmas Story

Our friend and contributor, Don, has written a children’s Christmas Story.  He has graciously given the CH 2.0 permission to publish it here. One Thursday in December, on the first morning of the first snowfall of the Christmas Season, four kids were walking to school. They were three brothers named Jon, Roy, and Jake and their younger sister, Hope. Jon said, “It sure is cold, I wish it was warmer!” “I’m glad that it’s cold”, Hope replied. “Are you crazy?” “No I’m not!” Hope said, as she stamped her foot. Jake said, “Remember what Dad told us? The first snowfall […]

Some Holiday Fun: Jeff Dunham and Peanut Read ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’

How about some nice holiday fun?  Here is Jeff Dunham and Peanut reading, “Twas the Night Before Christmas.” Enjoy folks!

Sunday Links: Christmas Music Edition

Who doesn’t like Christmas music?  Well, I’m sure there’s a few that don’t, it’s something that reminds us of family, Christmas  and hopefully, good times.  So, here are the Sunday Links, as well as a selection of Christmas music.   A Conservative Teacher The 7 Pieces of Advice by Trotsky for Obama, found in the 1934 Chicago Tribune Cartoon ‘Planned Economy or Planned Destruction’   A PATRIOTIC ROTTWEILER GET US OUT! Of the United Nations! – Anti-American, Anti-Freedom   Ace of Spades HQ Army Navy Game   Adrienne’s Corner USDA to allow more meat, grains in school lunches   All American […]

Brutal Civil War Rages on Island of Misfit Toys

For years Santa had stopped at the Island of Misfit Toys.  But no more. “I wouldn’t go near that place anymore” said Santa.  “It’s more dangerous than Mexico, Afghanistan or Detroit.” The culprit is politics.  For years the Island of Misfit Toys had been ruled by King Moonracer (pictured here), an absolute, hereditary monarch.  But not all were happy with his rule.  Chief among them was Charlie-in-the-Box (seen here.) Charlie, who sees himself as the Island’s resident intellectual, had taken to reading the Federalist Papers and the Declaration of Independence.  Dissatisfied with his position as a subject he began to push for more […]

A Twist on the War on Christmas

I was at Church on Sunday morning, and heard a great twist on the entire War on Christmas.  While we all know that the goal is to delete Christianity from our culture, the leftists forgot something.  They replace “Merry Christmas, Christmas Trees, Christmas Parties, Christmas Plays,” the like with “Holiday Trees, and such.  There is, however, one flaw with that-they forget the origin of the word, “holiday.”  Here it is the information… The word holiday derived from the notion of “Holy Day”, and gradually evolved to its current form. The word holiday comes from the Old English word h?ligdæg. The word originally referred only to special religious days. In modern use, it means […]

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