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Classic Snarky: I’m a Democrat-You Owe Me

Note:  Here is a classic CH 2.0 post from the one and only Snarky Basterd. I’m a democrat. You owe me. I’m a democrat. I have my own pile of money, but I want yours, too, including the four pennies you have rattling around in the bottom of that peanut butter jar you frugal idiots like to use as a change holder. Give it up! You owe me. I’m a democrat. I just say I like the public school system. My kids go to private schools so that your kids can go to public schools and learn how to be […]

Dazi Acres Featured on Freedom Works!

As you might have noticed, our contributor, Snarky Basterd hasn’t been blogging for almost a year now.  Known for his hard edged and snarky style, Mr. Basterd graced the Ch 2.0, as well as his own blog, Feed Your ADHD.  And, if you recall, he ran the infamous Gulf Oil Spill Blog.  But, he blogs no more, because Snarky Basterd has a farm. Bonus points to whoever said, “do-da,do-da.” Snarky and his wife purchased a farm, now known as Dazi Acres, and have been having a go at organic farming.  Not only are they “going Galt,” they are contributing to […]

Classic Snarky: I’m a Democrat-You Owe Me

Note:  Here is a classic CH 2.0 post from the one and only Snarky Basterd. I’m a democrat. You owe me. I’m a democrat. I have my own pile of money, but I want yours, too, including the four pennies you have rattling around in the bottom of that peanut butter jar you frugal idiots like to use as a change holder. Give it up! You owe me. I’m a democrat. I just say I like the public school system. My kids go to private schools so that your kids can go to public schools and learn how to be […]

Bud Abbott and Lou Costello on “Unemployment”

Internet meme…. COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America. ABBOTT: Good subject. Terrible times. It’s about 9%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that’s 16%. COSTELLO: You just said 9%. ABBOTT: 9% Unemployed. COSTELLO: Right 9% out of work. ABBOTT: No, that’s 16%. COSTELLO: Okay, so it’s 16% unemployed. ABBOTT: No, that’s 9%… COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE!! Is it 9% or 16%? ABBOTT: 9% are unemployed. 16% are out of work. COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed. ABBOTT: No, you can’t count the “Out of Work” as the […]

Genius Barack Obama: The U.S. Needs “Bottom-up Economics”

I’m sure bottom-up economics (you know, from the 49% percent of the population that doesn’t pay taxes) fueling a recovery in Barack Obama’s next term will … drain all swamps. I know, maybe Obama can use eminent domain to confiscate every underwater middle class family home, then turn around and sell them to Mexican drug cartels. Or let’s confiscate all of the 50-inch HDTV screens from welfare recipients and peddle them to underprivileged countries. Wait. You know what will jump-start the economy? Selling tickets to an MRI of Joe Biden’s brain. Or naming a homeless guy the Czar of Bottom-up Economics; he’d probably […]

Without the Lapdog Media, Obama Is Doomed

Minister of Disinformation Jay Carney and the rest of Barack Obama’s minions are running scared. For the first time in a long time the national press called Obama out yesterday, for his “doing just fine” comment last week on the state of the private sector economy. (Except Juan Williams, who parroted Obama, his central processing unit showing its usual signs of damage.) Carney’s response to the press: “you all ought to do your jobs and report on the context” of Obama’s gaffe. I can simply refer you again to what the President talked about as he stood here before you in the context […]

Batboy Named Algae Czar

DISTRICT OF CRIMINALS — Fresh off blowing hot air at the press about the dire need to move U.S. energy dependence from oil to algae, President Barack Downgrade Obama today took daring steps, naming Batboy as the nation’s first Algae Czar.In his first official decree, Batboy, who has lived openly in public for 27 years as Congresscriminal Henry Waxman from California, announced the president will issue an executive order later today to create the Dental Algae Reclamation Project, to be funded by confiscated tax returns of the 1%. “Never before in our history has it been more important to explore alternative energy, what with vast […]

The Paulbot Creed

#1. Be Arrogant #2. Be Condescending #3. Be self-important #4. Be self-righteous #5. Tout your superior intellect to help overcome your lack of self-confidence (see numbers 1, 2, 3 and 4 then go straight to #15). #6. Give slippery rhetorical answers to straight questions #7. Hide/Ignore or spin Ron Paul’s congressional record of 23 Years in Congress, creating 620 bills of which 4 made it to the floor and only one became law. #8. When cornered and have no truthful or direct response, spout angry, non-topic rhetoric as an answer, then see #19. #9. Hide your democrat voting status from […]

Classic Snarky: I’m a Democrat-You Owe Me

Note:  Here is a classic CH 2.0 post from the one and only Snarky Basterd. I’m a democrat. You owe me. I’m a democrat. I have my own pile of money, but I want yours, too, including the four pennies you have rattling around in the bottom of that peanut butter jar you frugal idiots like to use as a change holder. Give it up! You owe me. I’m a democrat. I just say I like the public school system. My kids go to private schools so that your kids can go to public schools and learn how to be […]

Sneak Preview of Obama’s Thousand Points of Darkness “Jobs” Plan

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In a major campaign (jobs) speech before Congress tomorrow night, President Barack Obama will say that jobs are priority #1, just as soon as he gets re-elected in 2012.

In the meantime, the “Great Orator” will spell out a 5-point plan that will continue to spread a matrix of a Thousand Points of Darkness throughout the land until he can once again claim in January 2013 that “we are the ones we’ve been waiting for.”

McConnell Killed by Rogue Vegetables

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sen. Mitch McConnell (RINO, Ky) was killed today when a rabble of angry vegetables swarmed him outside the Russell Senate Office Building. Killer tomatoes ripped McConnell limb from limb and fed him to locally grown corn and cucumbers after McConnell turned traitor and helped Democrats pass the Food Safety Bill, outlawing the sale of locally grown vegetables and fruits at food stands. Local farmers stood by as the vegetables raged, cheering and holding signs with slogans such as “An Ear of McConnell for an Ear of Corn” and “My Squash, Your Face.” “Last year, more people were killed […]

Classic Snarky: I’m a Democrat; You Owe Me

Editor’s Note: Given the implosion of the left, and their increasingly insane ranting, I’ve been reminded of this post from last October.  So, enjoy this CH 2.0 classic from Snarky Basterd. I’m a democrat. You owe me. I’m a democrat. I have my own pile of money, but I want yours, too, including the four pennies you have rattling around in the bottom of that peanut butter jar you frugal idiots like to use as a change holder. Give it up! You owe me. I’m a democrat. I just say I like the public school system. My kids go to private schools […]

Obama Gives Part of Arizona to Mexicans

And whyyyyyy not? Why not ban from part of their own country those racist Americans trying to keep illegal, non-U.S. citizens from entering and entrenching themselves in their country? Who the hell are those awful white and black and brown and green and yellow and polkadotted Americans to try to defend their property, their rights, their way of life, and that little thing called the Constitution? Dummies. All of them. Let’s just go ahead right now and give all those lands we kicked Mexico’s a** over back to those nice people who come here illegally — you know, the drug […]

No Whites Allowed: Yes, This Really Happened

While professional race-baiter Al “Somewhere Inside Me There’s a Little Boy (Because I Ate Him)” Sharpton goes for the jugular — and the contents of your House — and the owner of “Los Suns” introduces Spanglish to the NBA in protest of Arizona’s immigration law, back in the rest of real America, racism is as strong as ever: An Ann Arbor elementary school principal used a letter home to parents tonight to defend a field trip for black students as part of his school’s efforts to close the achievement gap between white and black students. Dicken Elementary School Principal Mike […]

Take This Religion and Shove It

I was in need of some spiritual guidance yesterday in mass. Somewhere along the way these past few months I’ve let grow within me some apparent childish mid-life crisis, and in recent weeks have been a public ass to people at work, friends I’ve known for more than a decade, members of my family, and people who visit my other blog. I prayed for peace and guidance and, most importantly, forgiveness, acknowledging to God that I need to do a lot more listening and a lot less talking. Imagine my shock when, listening, I heard the lector ask me, along […]

Pat Dollard’s “Young Americans” Debuts at Big Hollywood

Here’s a cross post from Feed Your ADHD.  Snarky Basterd wanted me to re-post, so here it is. If you thought the tiny glimpse of the Iraq War you were allowed to see all those years through the polished prisms of pretty-boy liberal-run cable TV was real … get ready to have your ass blown up by an IED. Pat Dollard, who’s gracious enough to lower his standards and let your insane narrator have a weekly spot on his site, PatDollard.com, had his tenacious and riveting and truly ground-breaking Young Americans video series debut yesterday at Big Hollywood. It’s the […]

You Shall Not Pass! … Obamacare

An open letter inspired by this. Dear Every Senator: You shall not pass this monstrosity Harry Reid calls health “reform” because in your twisted arrogance you are blind, unable to see everyone around you recoiling in horror, from the left to the moderate to the right to the voice of the American people expressed inevery last poll spewing from the MSM. You know when CNN reports, actually reports, such widespread discontent that you people haven’t the capacity to see beyond the fog of the Twilight Zone surrounding your District of Criminals. You shall not pass this bill because we back here in […]

The Sad New Criteria for the Nobel Peace Prize

Sit for 20 years in the pew of a church with a pastor that says “God Damn America” and deny you never new about his dangerous and subversive views. Ignore the man you picked to lead a “war of necessity” and endlessly debate whether to unleash a surge of troops or pull out, while the own troops who volunteered to defend you die. Release 78 terrorists into the wild so they can turn around and plot evil schemes to kill you or the people you purport to lead. Give millions to known terrorist organizations, like Hamas. Go to the U.N. […]

The New Malaise

Obama’s aura is no longer adored. He’s become a ghoulish specter, an incarnation of dread that haunts our prospects for progress, infects our anxiety when we balance our checkbooks, clouds our ideal of the future. After 9 months in office, all he’s accomplished is pain … or … as my friend Amusing Bunni commented here the other day … he’s “destroyed the economy, sucked up to our terrorist enemies, demoralized the CIA and the military, sent us marching towards Marxism faster than shit through a goose.” He’s not the anti-Christ, as some have posited. He’s the antithesis of everything that […]

I’m a Democrat; You Owe Me

I’m a democrat. You owe me. I’m a democrat. I have my own pile of money, but I want yours, too, including the four pennies you have rattling around in the bottom of that peanut butter jar you frugal idiots like to use as a change holder. Give it up! You owe me. I’m a democrat. I just say I like the public school system. My kids go to private schools so that your kids can go to public schools and learn how to be good little democrats like me. When my kids grow up and become better members of […]