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Go “Fox” Yourself Just Doesn’t Have The Same Ring To It…

  Hat/Tip to IOTWReport.com.   Okay, even though we’re not in fifth grade anymore, we just can’t help ourselves, when upon hearing this basketball player’s name we let out a childish giggle. That up there is a real headline, in a real newspaper, on a real story about a real basketball player named Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck. Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck has a fantastic, mellifluous name, and it would be more childish to pretend we’re not tickled by the fact that his surname is an English obscenity. It’s funny, and it’s curious, but it’s easily explicable: the 6-foot-6 forward for Alberta’s Medicine […]

MUST SEE VIDEO: How Tough Is The F15? Jet Fighter Defies Gravity!

  Hat/Tip to IOTWReport.com and MigFlug.com. File this one under the “I have to see it to believe it!” Super sophisticated jets with state of the art technology worth millions of dollars might sound like fragile things. That one little misshapen will lead to a fatal crash. Well even though that might be it in some cases, it is not always. The accident occured in 1983 during a training session in Israel with several A-4s and F-15s, when one of the F-15Ds, nicknamed Markia Shcakim flew right into one of the A-4s in mid-air (The pilot of the A-4 ejected […]

Taking The Selfie To An Entirely New Level…You’ll Never Guess Where

  Hat/Tip to The Glow. And no, we’re not talking about the selfie in the picture above. You’ll never guess where the next generation of selfies will be taken. Imagine if you will, that a selfie-stick…   And a sex toy…   Had a baby… And voilà! You have the new “Selfie Stick For Your Vagina!!”   Yes, you read that right. No need to adjust your interwebz. They’ve become the hallmark of every rookie traveller around the globe, and now the humble selfie stick is getting a sort-of sexy makeover. A vibrator that films the view from up your vagina has […]

Former Porn Star Makes $5 Mil A Year On Youtube: You’ll Never Guess How In A Million Years

 Each one of her videos gets upwards of 25 million views. She has clocked in over 1 billion views total. Diane DeJesus in her porn star days (left) and at her local gas station in Orlando recently (right). The Brazilian has been named by neighbours as the woman behind the massively popular DC Toys Collector YouTube account Hat/Tip to BFH at IOTWReport.com. Mystery woman behind the ‘richest hands on the internet’ revealed: Former pornstar ‘makes $5m a year unwrapping Disney toys on YouTube’ Secretive couple behind ‘richest hands on the internet’ made $5m last year Mysterious DC Toys Collector was […]

White Liberal Declares “A Christmas Story” Movie Racist, “This Is White Privilege. This Is Institutional Racism”…

Hat/Tip to WeaselZippers. The Moonbattery never slows down, not even for Christmas… I knew there was a reason I love that movie so much. And of course, the Moonbats support one another… .   @ParkerMolloy I took the photo down and thanked my friend, because I–an organizer, a protester, a radical radio host–was STILL so blind. — Justin Jacoby Smith (@hoosteen) December 24, 2014   @ParkerMolloy It just brought home: for all our talk about how “we have so much to learn,” sometimes it’s literally US that has to learn.— Justin Jacoby Smith (@hoosteen) December 24, 2014   . . […]

College Student Laughs At NYPD Murders: “LMAO… I Have No Sympathy. I Hate This Racist F-ing Country”…

Hat/Tip to WeaselZippers. All I can say is that her parents missed the boat when it came to teaching her the value of life. She may not care about the cops, but what about the families of those cops? One of them had children, the other newly married. But no, she probably doesn’t care, living it up with somebody, probably taxpayers paying her $50,000 a year tuition. Editor’s Note: The irony of this situation is that this piece of human excrement would be the first to call for police if it were her life that was in danger. Khadijah Lynch […]

Mom Bakes ‘Vagina’ Cookies for 2nd Graders – Has Melt Down When Teacher Doesn’t Use Them

Hat/Tip to Maria Guido at Mommyish.com. At first when I read this story, I thought it to be the work of our very own, very acerbic Manhattan Infidel. But no it wasn’t and yes, you read that right. A mother of a second grader decided that when it was her turn to bake treats for the class that Friday, she would bring in cookies made to look like vaginas so that the teacher could teach the kids about, well…vaginas. Editor’s Note: Before you rush to Google this, as far as we can tell, the mother in question was not Rosanne […]

Are Women Victims Of Their Vaginas? The Call for Free Feminine Hygiene Products

Move over Sandra Fluke and make room for Jessica Valenti, a reporter for The Guardian. {A big Hat Tip to Bruce McQuain at Questions and Observations for this bit of insanity.} Thanks to the testimony of a political plant from the prestigious Georgetown Law School, Sandra Fluke, the insurance provided by employers must provide women with FREE condoms and/or other forms of contraception. Flukes argument seems to have been that women can’t control what they do with their vaginas and according to her cost estimate of $3000 per year, women law students lose control of their vaginas a lot! Now we […]

Apartment Manager tells tenant he cannot display the US Flag – IN his own home!

Hat/Tip to WeaselZippers and ABC10. A Patriotic American in Santee, California (where else?) has been told that he cannot display his American Flag, INSIDE his own home. A Santee man said he was told he could not display the American flag inside his apartment window, but management will not tell him why. Steve Roberts is a proud to be an American. His father served in the military for more than 25 years. “The American flag, it means to me freedom,” Roberts told 10News. A year ago, Roberts bought an American flag and hung it across his front window, inside his […]

Despite Featuring American Flag in their own logo, DNC Honors Wrong flag on Flag Day

Hat/Tip to the Tea Party News Network. You would think that the brainiacs over at the DNC would know that our country’s standard, the flag that we fly over EVERY single government building in the nation is the flag that we honor on Flag Day. But if you thought that, you’d be wrong. From TPNN: You’ve got to hand it to the Democrat National Committee (DNC), led by the “patriotic” Debbie Wasserman Schultz.  They sure do know how to honor the American flag.  Saturday was “Flag Day,” the day in which Americans celebrate the red, white and blue in all […]

Family has 7 cats

I’m thinking that hairballs and scratched up furniture are the least of their worries…   A BRAZILIAN family have taken the trend for exotic pets to new extremes. Not content with the standard pooch or moggy, the Borges brood have been sharing their home with a pack of SEVEN tigers. Aryas Borges, began his love affair with tigers when he found two of the big cats living in a bad state at a circus — and decided to bring them home. His daughters Nayara, 20, Uyara, 23, and Deusanira, 24, grew up sharing their meals, beds and playtime with the […]

You Picked the Wrong House: Squatters take Veteran’s home & make it their own – almost

You don’t tug on superman’s cape You don’t spit into the wind You don’t pull the mask off that old lone ranger And you don’t mess around with Jim You Don’t Mess Around With Jim by Jim Croce Yet, that’s exactly what Julio Ortiz and Fatima Cardosa did. They decided to “occupy” Army Spc. Michael Sharkey’s house in New Port Richey Florida and moved into his house while he was serving his country, deployed in Afghanistan, and stationed in Hawaii. Two squatters who took over a house in [New] Port Richey in Florida got slightly more than they bargained for […]

And for the Latest Vagina Gun Holster Story…

You can’t make this stuff up… A woman apparently used her vagina as a holster in an effort to out crazy her boyfriend.  I’d say she won.  The Daily Caller has more… The ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning “The Road” and “No Country for Old Men” novelist Cormac McCarthy was arrested over the weekend for pulling a handgun from her vagina and aiming it at her current boyfriend’s head. The Smoking Gun obtained the statement of probable cause from Santa Fe County Police that says Jennifer McCarthy, 48, was arguing with her unnamed boyfriend about “space aliens” when she became angry […]

Parents, Don’t Let Your Babies Pray to Barak Obama

This is just sad, and also disturbing.  I know we are supposed to pray for our would be Marxist overlords, and I do, believe it on not.  I pray that they will develop wisdom, and embrace life and freedom.  I don’t expect much, but hey, the man upstairs wants us to do it, so who am I to argue?  However, to pray to Barak Obama? Words escape me.

RINO ALERT!! Boehner Willing to Abandon GOP & 2nd Amendment

In the spirit of pure bipartisanship that is simply for the sake of saying a bill is bipartisan, Speaker of the House, John Boehner said the following when asked if the Senate gun control bill would pass with a majority of HIS OWN FREAKING PARTY not voting for it: “GOP? GOP? I don’t need no steenking GOP to take yer guns!!” Okay, first of all, I paraphrased and secondly he was referring to the Hastert Rule which basically says that any bill without support of the majority party will not be brought to the floor for a vote. But Johnny […]

Obama/Holder’s War on Small Business and Their Gestapo Like Tactics

Last year on the campaign trail, Obama let his slip show when he said that if you owned a small business, you didn’t build that. With absolutely zero experience in the private sector, our president has no idea what it means to risk your own, hard earned money, time and good name to start a business. Being steeped in the politics of Marx, Obama actually loathes folks that have made it on their own, with no help or thanks from the federal government. His education in Alinsky’s tactics, the MSM’s blind devotion and a dumbed-down electorate have all come together […]

Seriously? White Meat Racist?

Oh yes friends.  It appears that the preference for white meat is a sure sign of racism?  According to a recycled article at Slate, via IJ Review, it is… Slate recently republished an article from 2010 saying how racist white meat is. The writer babbles on about white bread and its white history, then pivots to white turkey meat …seriously: Why have we broken the chains of the whiteness that bound us to fatally tasteless white bread while still remaining imprisoned in the white-meat turkey ghetto? … Despite its superior taste, dark meat has dark undertones for some. Dark meat evokes the […]

Winning school chants, “USA, USA!!!” Prinicipal says, “We want to make sure that doesn’t happen again.”

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Our loyal readers know full well that Statism and all it’s inherent subversive agendas can be, and are dangerous to our culture; eroding away our values, mores and beliefs. This story is a prime example of just such erosion. A local school district is apologizing after an apparent incident of racism at a boys high school basketball game this past weekend. When the final whistle blew Saturday, Alamo Heights celebrated a convincing victory over San Antonio Edison. Alamo Heights Head Coach Andrew Brewer said he was proud of his team. “Tremendously proud,” Brewer said. “Tremendously. It’s the best group of […]