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Mom Bakes ‘Vagina’ Cookies for 2nd Graders – Has Melt Down When Teacher Doesn’t Use Them

Hat/Tip to Maria Guido at Mommyish.com. At first when I read this story, I thought it to be the work of our very own, very acerbic Manhattan Infidel. But no it wasn’t and yes, you read that right. A mother of a second grader decided that when it was her turn to bake treats for the class that Friday, she would bring in cookies made to look like vaginas so that the teacher could teach the kids about, well…vaginas. Editor’s Note: Before you rush to Google this, as far as we can tell, the mother in question was not Rosanne […]

Are Women Victims Of Their Vaginas? The Call for Free Feminine Hygiene Products

Move over Sandra Fluke and make room for Jessica Valenti, a reporter for The Guardian. {A big Hat Tip to Bruce McQuain at Questions and Observations for this bit of insanity.} Thanks to the testimony of a political plant from the prestigious Georgetown Law School, Sandra Fluke, the insurance provided by employers must provide women with FREE condoms and/or other forms of contraception. Flukes argument seems to have been that women can’t control what they do with their vaginas and according to her cost estimate of $3000 per year, women law students lose control of their vaginas a lot! Now we […]

Apartment Manager tells tenant he cannot display the US Flag – IN his own home!

Hat/Tip to WeaselZippers and ABC10. A Patriotic American in Santee, California (where else?) has been told that he cannot display his American Flag, INSIDE his own home. A Santee man said he was told he could not display the American flag inside his apartment window, but management will not tell him why. Steve Roberts is a proud to be an American. His father served in the military for more than 25 years. “The American flag, it means to me freedom,” Roberts told 10News. A year ago, Roberts bought an American flag and hung it across his front window, inside his […]

Despite Featuring American Flag in their own logo, DNC Honors Wrong flag on Flag Day

Hat/Tip to the Tea Party News Network. You would think that the brainiacs over at the DNC would know that our country’s standard, the flag that we fly over EVERY single government building in the nation is the flag that we honor on Flag Day. But if you thought that, you’d be wrong. From TPNN: You’ve got to hand it to the Democrat National Committee (DNC), led by the “patriotic” Debbie Wasserman Schultz.  They sure do know how to honor the American flag.  Saturday was “Flag Day,” the day in which Americans celebrate the red, white and blue in all […]

Family has 7 cats

I’m thinking that hairballs and scratched up furniture are the least of their worries…   A BRAZILIAN family have taken the trend for exotic pets to new extremes. Not content with the standard pooch or moggy, the Borges brood have been sharing their home with a pack of SEVEN tigers. Aryas Borges, began his love affair with tigers when he found two of the big cats living in a bad state at a circus — and decided to bring them home. His daughters Nayara, 20, Uyara, 23, and Deusanira, 24, grew up sharing their meals, beds and playtime with the […]

You Picked the Wrong House: Squatters take Veteran’s home & make it their own – almost

You don’t tug on superman’s cape You don’t spit into the wind You don’t pull the mask off that old lone ranger And you don’t mess around with Jim You Don’t Mess Around With Jim by Jim Croce Yet, that’s exactly what Julio Ortiz and Fatima Cardosa did. They decided to “occupy” Army Spc. Michael Sharkey’s house in New Port Richey Florida and moved into his house while he was serving his country, deployed in Afghanistan, and stationed in Hawaii. Two squatters who took over a house in [New] Port Richey in Florida got slightly more than they bargained for […]

And for the Latest Vagina Gun Holster Story…

You can’t make this stuff up… A woman apparently used her vagina as a holster in an effort to out crazy her boyfriend.  I’d say she won.  The Daily Caller has more… The ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning “The Road” and “No Country for Old Men” novelist Cormac McCarthy was arrested over the weekend for pulling a handgun from her vagina and aiming it at her current boyfriend’s head. The Smoking Gun obtained the statement of probable cause from Santa Fe County Police that says Jennifer McCarthy, 48, was arguing with her unnamed boyfriend about “space aliens” when she became angry […]

Parents, Don’t Let Your Babies Pray to Barak Obama

This is just sad, and also disturbing.  I know we are supposed to pray for our would be Marxist overlords, and I do, believe it on not.  I pray that they will develop wisdom, and embrace life and freedom.  I don’t expect much, but hey, the man upstairs wants us to do it, so who am I to argue?  However, to pray to Barak Obama? Words escape me.

RINO ALERT!! Boehner Willing to Abandon GOP & 2nd Amendment

In the spirit of pure bipartisanship that is simply for the sake of saying a bill is bipartisan, Speaker of the House, John Boehner said the following when asked if the Senate gun control bill would pass with a majority of HIS OWN FREAKING PARTY not voting for it: “GOP? GOP? I don’t need no steenking GOP to take yer guns!!” Okay, first of all, I paraphrased and secondly he was referring to the Hastert Rule which basically says that any bill without support of the majority party will not be brought to the floor for a vote. But Johnny […]

Obama/Holder’s War on Small Business and Their Gestapo Like Tactics

Last year on the campaign trail, Obama let his slip show when he said that if you owned a small business, you didn’t build that. With absolutely zero experience in the private sector, our president has no idea what it means to risk your own, hard earned money, time and good name to start a business. Being steeped in the politics of Marx, Obama actually loathes folks that have made it on their own, with no help or thanks from the federal government. His education in Alinsky’s tactics, the MSM’s blind devotion and a dumbed-down electorate have all come together […]

Seriously? White Meat Racist?

Oh yes friends.  It appears that the preference for white meat is a sure sign of racism?  According to a recycled article at Slate, via IJ Review, it is… Slate recently republished an article from 2010 saying how racist white meat is. The writer babbles on about white bread and its white history, then pivots to white turkey meat …seriously: Why have we broken the chains of the whiteness that bound us to fatally tasteless white bread while still remaining imprisoned in the white-meat turkey ghetto? … Despite its superior taste, dark meat has dark undertones for some. Dark meat evokes the […]

Winning school chants, “USA, USA!!!” Prinicipal says, “We want to make sure that doesn’t happen again.”

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Our loyal readers know full well that Statism and all it’s inherent subversive agendas can be, and are dangerous to our culture; eroding away our values, mores and beliefs. This story is a prime example of just such erosion. A local school district is apologizing after an apparent incident of racism at a boys high school basketball game this past weekend. When the final whistle blew Saturday, Alamo Heights celebrated a convincing victory over San Antonio Edison. Alamo Heights Head Coach Andrew Brewer said he was proud of his team. “Tremendously proud,” Brewer said. “Tremendously. It’s the best group of […]

Infantry Officer responds to hateful Suffolk Law professor

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As I am sure many of you have read Michael Avery, a professor from Suffolk University Law School not only balked at the idea of sending care packages to military men and women overseas in active duty, he took it a step further when he said in part:  “I think it is shameful that it is perceived as legitimate to solicit in an academic institution for support for men and women who have gone overseas to kill other human beings.”  He wrote this in response to a campus wide email soliciting holiday care packages. When you look at Mr. Avery’s […]

Great Moments in Civil Discourse: "Tea Party Zombies Must Die" Edition

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As the regulars here are aware, I’ve been doing “Great Moments in Civil Discourse” posts every since President Obama called on the nation to engage in “civil discourse.”  I of course, have had a blast pointing out the regressive’s hypocrisy on the matter.  Let’s face it, if the regressives were to actually engage in civil discourse, they would be effectively muted. If you recall, Sarah Palin was blamed for the shooting of Rep.Gabrielle Giffords, as well as several others.  Here was their evidence… Of course, encouraging people to vote Democrats out of office really means to kill them. At that […]

Parallel Universe Alert: It's OK for the CIA to Kill a Cleric, but for God's Sake, Don't Violate his Rights

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Anwar al-Awlaki, a Muslim Cleric from New Mexico, is on the CIA’s “Kill or Capture” list.  Apparently, it is OK to kill Americans without a trial.  However, we can’t possibly violate their right to privacy!   While the New Mexico-born cleric, Anwar al-Awlaki, is the first American on the CIA’s kill or capture list, the U.S. State Department refuses to release documents about al-Awlaki citing his right to privacy. This disconnect was uncovered as part of the ongoing investigation by Fox News’ Specials Unit into the cleric who is a leader of a major Al Qaeda affiliate.  Through the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) in March 2010, […]

Krugman Allegedly Thinks East Coast Earthquake Could Have Been a Stimulus, if Only it had been Worse UPDATED

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Paul Krugman has become a certifiable expert a jumping the shark.  Last week, there was talk of an alien invasion being a stimulus.  There has also been talk of the economic benefits of wars.  Now, apparently, yesterday’s east coast earthquake would have been a great thing, if only it had been worse… Note that it has not been confirmed that this was a statement from Krugman.  Remember kids, this is the internet, and people can impersonate others. Hot Air has the coverage, as well as the above image… Is it real or just a goof? Kevin Williamson isn’t sure and […]

More People Think Ghosts are Real than Think Congress Is Doing a Good Job

A poll over the summer of 2010 showed that 18% of Americans think that Obama is a Muslim and 34% think he is a Christian. Another poll shows that 40% of people from India and China believe that aliens walk among us disguised as humans, and that 22% of all the men in the world believe aliens are here on Earth. 21% of voters in a recent poll said that the explosion and massive oil spill that resulted from the Deepwater Horizon offshore oil drilling rig made them more likely to support offshore drilling. Polls report that 27 percent of Americans believe in ghosts, and 25 […]

Blog Focus: Social Justice at Marion High School

We have a new friend in the blogosphere, Rotti’s Political Bark.  Right away, I saw that they had a fascinating post.  I obtained the admin’s permission to post the following excerpt. We have all been made aware of the creeping social justice or socialism introduction into our public schools. I will never forget the video about kindergartners praising Obama.  We should all check out our children’s books they bring home, especially those dealing with social studies or history.  It is a well known fact that many of those books are being altered and no longer teach the “real” history. Now it has come to […]

Carter insults Reagan in his Diaries

History sees Reagan as a great president and that is how the country saw him at the time, judging by the two huge landslide elections that he won. But to the man he beat in the 1980 election, Reagan was anything but a great president.

ICE supports catch and release for illegal aliens

An ICE memo leaked to the press shows an administration that supports a catch and release policy for illegal aliens.