Nope, it’s not a story from The Onion, in fact the doctor behind this theory can be heard in his TED talk in the video below.
Surgeon Sergio Canavero has vowed to go to China is he is banned from doing it everywhere else, arguing that the transplant has ‘political meaning’ — and some on the internet claim it might all be a marketing stunt.
The Italian doctor who has claimed that he could transplant a man’s head onto a donor’s body has said that he could do much of the procedure in less than an hour.
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That will see the man’s head get cooled down — as it is when doctors operate on some parts of the brain — and switched onto the different body. Doctors will then have a few minutes to attach the blood vessels and the whole thing will take less then an hour, Canavero said.
After that, the full joining process could take up to 24 hours. Canavero said that it would be carried out by a team of doctors to ensure that none of them got tired, and that doctors and surgeons from around the world had enquired about joining that team.
Canavero said that he will explain the procedure in depth at a neurosurgeons’ conference on June 12. “I’ll prove it is totally possible to all the sceptics there,” he told Mail Online.
Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck has a fantastic, mellifluous name, and it would be more childish to pretend we’re not tickled by the fact that his surname is an English obscenity. It’s funny, and it’s curious, but it’s easily explicable: the 6-foot-6 forward for Alberta’s Medicine Hat College is a Brazilian of German descent.
“It doesn’t mean what people think it means,” said Fuck.”In German it [fuchs] means fox.”
But it’s spelled “fuck,” so he has problems in the Anglosphere. His conference puts the pronunciation in parentheses (foo-kee). Some message boards automatically censor his name. His own school puts his second name on his jersey, and on its website, even though Fuck doesn’t go by anything but Fuck.
(There seems to be confusion on how to spell his second name, but we’re going with the spelling listed on the college’s and conference’s websites.)
So, well done by the Medicine Hat News, for not shying away from printing Fuck’s name, which would be unconscionably silly in a story about the very real challenges faced by someone with the last name Fuck.
The Medicine Hat News was asked by Medicine Hat College sports and recreation staff to use his first and middle names prior to the season, but will use his proper last name going forward, starting with this story.
“When they asked my opinion I said I want to have my last-last name, I’m not ashamed of it,” said Fuck. “I would rather always use my last-last name. Back in Brazil that’s what I use, I don’t use my first-last name.”
Fuck averaged 18 and 10 this season on his way to being named to the all-Canadian team, and is preparing to lead his Rattlers into the CCAA tournament. Fuck’s coming for you, Canada.
File this one under the “I have to see it to believe it!”
Super sophisticated jets with state of the art technology worth millions of dollars might sound like fragile things. That one little misshapen will lead to a fatal crash. Well even though that might be it in some cases, it is not always.
The accident occured in 1983 during a training session in Israel with several A-4s and F-15s, when one of the F-15Ds, nicknamed Markia Shcakim flew right into one of the A-4s in mid-air (The pilot of the A-4 ejected safely). The aircraft went into a tight spiral and there was a major fuel leak from the missing wing. One might think that the pilot would bail out at such a situation, but this was not the case here. Instead the pilot, who was ordered to bail out, (his name is Nedivi Zivi) regained control of the aircraft and was aiming to land for the nearest airfield – 16 kilometers away. This he might have reconsidered if he knew that the right wing was missing, but he did not. He actually thought that the right wing just had got some damage at the impact with the Skyhawk, but as the wing is kind of hard to see from the cockpit, he did not find out about how serious the damage of his aircraft was until he had landed it.
At some point I collided with one of the Skyhawks, at first I didn’t realize it. I felt a big strike, and I thought we passed through the jet stream of one of the other aircraft. Before I could react, I saw the big fire ball created by the explosion of the Skyhawk – Nedivi Zivi (F-15 Pilot)
Anyhow, his F-15 was running on fumes when he approached the airfield, and he began to lower the speed. But, again, as he missed one of the wings, the aircraft went into a new spin. Zivi thought that he could not do it anymore and prepared to eject. But then he thought that lighting the afterburners, which might straighten up the aircraft out of the spin, was worth a shot. It was successful and the Eagle once again was on the right course.
Now This is What A BAMF Is…
I could be talking about the pilot, the plane, or both.
Each one of her videos gets upwards of 25 million views. She has clocked in over 1 billion views total.
Diane DeJesus in her porn star days (left) and at her local gas station in Orlando recently (right). The Brazilian has been named by neighbours as the woman behind the massively popular DC Toys Collector YouTube account
All I can say is that her parents missed the boat when it came to teaching her the value of life. She may not care about the cops, but what about the families of those cops? One of them had children, the other newly married. But no, she probably doesn’t care, living it up with somebody, probably taxpayers paying her $50,000 a year tuition.
Editor’s Note: The irony of this situation is that this piece of human excrement would be the first to call for police if it were her life that was in danger.
Khadijah Lynch, a student at Brandeis University in Waltham, MA, tweeted that she had “no sympathy for the nypd officers who were murdered today.” Lynch repeated the sentiment the next day, December 21, adding “lmao”–which stands for “laugh my ass off.” Lynch is a junior and an “Undergraduate Department Representative in the African and Afro-American Studies Department,” according to truthrevolt.org.
The NYPD officers were murdered execution-style as they sat in their squad car. The act was allegedly a retaliation for the deaths of Eric Garner and Michael Brown at the hands of police. Lynch’s Twitter account has since been made private. Brandeis is a liberal arts school named for the former Supreme Court Justice Louis Brandeis. It ranked #35 among national universities in the 2015 US News College ranking. Tuition and fees are $47,833. In the second tweet khadijah Lynch wrote “I hate this racist f—ing country.”
At first when I read this story, I thought it to be the work of our very own, very acerbic Manhattan Infidel. But no it wasn’t and yes, you read that right. A mother of a second grader decided that when it was her turn to bake treats for the class that Friday, she would bring in cookies made to look like vaginas so that the teacher could teach the kids about, well…vaginas.
Editor’s Note: Before you rush to Google this, as far as we can tell, the mother in question was not Rosanne Barr or Rosie O’Donnell. We here at CH2.0 would not want to sully the sterling reputations of either of those women
Redditor JPstudly posted the story to the subreddit TIFU, or Today I F*cked Up. She has a female friend who teaches a class of second graders. When her kids have a good week, she rewards them by letting volunteer parents bring snacks in. I guess it never occurred to her to give directions like, “please no baked goods shaped like vaginas.” She should have, because last week one of the mothers informed her she was “excited for this opportunity” to bring in some treats, and showed up with a plate of cookies frosted to look like the labia. Teacher friend explains:
[Mom] comes into the classroom with a pan full of treats and brings them to me and says with a smile “I decided you can use these to teach the kids about the woman’s vagina today”. Baffled and completely caught off guard I slowly peel the aluminum foil off the pan to behold a plethora of sugar cookie and frosting vaginas. Not just any old vagina, but ALL KINDS OF VAGINAS… I give the parent the most professional look I can muster and quietly reply “I’m sorry Autumn, but I can’t give these to my students. This just isn’t appropriate.”
Mom is not happy. She starts yelling in front of the class about how the teacher “should be proud of (her) vagina” and storms out of the class, leaving the vagina cookies on the teacher’s desk. There is not a picture of them on this Reddit post, I’m assuming because the teacher, trying to salvage the cookies as treats for the children, scraped the labia off the cookies and handed them out to the kids.
Now in the spirit of full disclosure, the teacher did not take a picture of the cookies in question. She did, however think to make screen grabs of the mother’s continued meltdown online:
Oh boy, where do I begin? I mean this entire incident is so wrong on so many levels…
Okay, to start with, the mother in question is either a raving feminist or bat-sh*t crazy.
Period. (No off color pun intended.)
You just don’t bring anatomically correct baked goods to a class full of second graders. Ever.
And then the mother says, and I quote, emphasis mine – “I will no longer be participating on Fridays due to the lack of disrespect that I was shown today.”
Editor’s Note to the mother: Okay brainiac, you don’t get upset because someone shows you a LACK of DISRESPECT. “LACK” is a deficit, or the absence of something. And DISRESPECT is to show someone no respect at all. So you just got pissed off because the teacher respected you. Maybe instead of focusing your extra energy on baking coochie cookies, your time might be better spent taking a remedial Grammar and English Usage class at your local community college.
And lastly, the mother in question goes off on the teacher, telling her in part, that women should celebrate the vagina. Then at the end of your online tirade, you wish that the teacher ends up with an abusive husband that beats her every night.
Check back tomorrow for a follow up article to this fascinating story.
Thanks to the testimony of a political plant from the prestigious Georgetown Law School, Sandra Fluke, the insurance provided by employers must provide women with FREE condoms and/or other forms of contraception. Flukes argument seems to have been that women can’t control what they do with their vaginas and according to her cost estimate of $3000 per year, women law students lose control of their vaginas a lot!
Now we have Ms. Vaalenti who believes that women’s vaginas have a RIGHT to more FREE stuff. After spending three paragraphs telling her readers about the trials and tribulations of her first period, she had this to say:
We need to move beyond the stigma of “that time of the month” – women’s feminine hygiene products should be free for all, all the time.
Sanitary products are vital for the health, well-being and full participation of women and girls across the globe. The United Nations and Human Rights Watch, for example, have both linked menstrual hygiene to human rights. Earlier this year, Jyoti Sanghera, chief of the UN Human Rights Office on Economic and Social Issues, called the stigma around menstrual hygiene “a violation of several human rights, most importantly the right to human dignity”.
In countries where sanitary products are inaccessible or unaffordable, menstruation can mean missed school for girls (UNICEF estimates 10% of African girls don’t attend school during their periods) and an increased dropout rate, missed work for women and repeated vaginal infections because of unsanitary menstrual products. One study showed that in Bangladesh, 73% of female factory workers miss an average of six days – and six days of pay – every month because of their periods.
Bruce McQuian at Q and O had access to the comments section of the Guardian article which I do not. Here is part of one man’s comment:
… Your argument is that its all a plot to make women pay for stuff they need. At the end of the day its not free because in the real world you have to pay for stuff. Your right to a hygienic lady area is no more compelling than mine to a clean backside or clean hands. You are once more guilty of making women victim’s of their vaginas.
So, now you know where today’s title came from. But, the gentleman is right, isn’t he? There is nothing FREE about these so-called RIGHTS to FREE stuff. Someone is paying for this FREE stuff. The attitude of the liberal progressives is that all right as long as I don;t have to pay for them.
We men are sooooooo fortunate not to have to bear children or suffer through thirty to forty years of monthly minstrel cycles. But, where will this nonsense stop? If a vagina has a RIGHT to hygiene products, what about a mouth or the ears or the feet for men, women, and children?
When everything is FREE, who will pay for it?
Well, that’s what I’m thinking. What are your thoughts?
A Patriotic American in Santee, California (where else?) has been told that he cannot display his American Flag, INSIDE his own home.
A Santee man said he was told he could not display the American flag inside his apartment window, but management will not tell him why.
Steve Roberts is a proud to be an American. His father served in the military for more than 25 years.
“The American flag, it means to me freedom,” Roberts told 10News.
A year ago, Roberts bought an American flag and hung it across his front window, inside his apartment at The Oaks in Santee.
He was careful not to violate the terms of his lease.
Roberts showed 10News a copy of his lease, which states, “No decorations, signs, or lettering may be exhibited or fixed outside of the resident’s apartment.” Robert’s flag is hanging inside of his apartment and can only be seen if he cracks open his blinds.
“I didn’t think I would have a problem. None of my neighbors have complained to me, and I asked the previous management for approval,” said Roberts.
It hadn’t been a problem until the new management company took over the complex where he lives. It looks like FDC Management has a problem with the display of the flag of the United States of America, as if they’re ashamed of our heritage – not to mention all the brave men and women who gave their life defending the Red, White and Blue.
Problems began in April when the management company for The Oaks changed hands.
“Apparently, the FDC management group doesn’t like me flying the American flag or displaying it. When I went to renew my lease in April, I was told by the lady in the leasing office that the district manager told them if I took down the flag they would renew my lease; until then I could only be month to month,” said Roberts.
The local ABC affiliate tried to get a statement from FDC, but they were too cowardly to open the door and give their side.
10News went to the leasing office to talk with management, but the door was locked and no one would answer. 10News then went to the onsite manager’s apartment, but again, no one would answer.10News learned that the management’s offices were closed on the day crews visited.
Here is FDC Management’s contact info, as always please be courteous when you call or write them.
You would think that the brainiacs over at the DNC would know that our country’s standard, the flag that we fly over EVERY single government building in the nation is the flag that we honor on Flag Day.
You’ve got to hand it to the Democrat National Committee (DNC), led by the “patriotic” Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
They sure do know how to honor the American flag.
Saturday was “Flag Day,” the day in which Americans celebrate the red, white and blue in all its glory.
But, the Democrat Party tweeted out a picture of the wrong flag to honor Old Glory on Flag Day.
And even though she will probably fire back, “Hey! We got all the colors right!!” Someone should have told Debbie Wasserman Schultz to just look at the DNC’s OWN LOGO for a hint as to which flag is actually honored on Flag Day…
I’m thinking that hairballs and scratched up furniture are the least of their worries…
A BRAZILIAN family have taken the trend for exotic pets to new extremes. Not content with the standard pooch or moggy, the Borges brood have been sharing their home with a pack of SEVEN tigers. Aryas Borges, began his love affair with tigers when he found two of the big cats living in a bad state at a circus — and decided to bring them home. His daughters Nayara, 20, Uyara, 23, and Deusanira, 24, grew up sharing their meals, beds and playtime with the fully-grown predators and walking them on a leash. And Nayara, a real-life female Tarzan, regularly hops into the family swimming pool to take a dip with her furry friends. After his success with the rescue tigers, Ary started breeding them, and the tigers still have the run of the house at the Borges family home in Maringa. The family have forged an incredible bond with the tigers after living under the same roof for so long. – YouTube.
You don’t tug on superman’s cape You don’t spit into the wind You don’t pull the mask off that old lone ranger And you don’t mess around with Jim
You Don’t Mess Around With Jim by Jim Croce
Yet, that’s exactly what Julio Ortiz and Fatima Cardosa did. They decided to “occupy” Army Spc. Michael Sharkey’s house in New Port Richey Florida and moved into his house while he was serving his country, deployed in Afghanistan, and stationed in Hawaii.
Two squatters who took over a house in [New] Port Richey in Florida got slightly more than they bargained for when the owner returned from serving overseas.
Army Spc. Michael Sharkey was stationed in Hawaii, which meant leaving his home for two years. Julio Ortiz and Fatima Cardosa took this as a perfect opportunity to break into the building, move themselves and their two dogs into Sharkey’s home, change the locks and refuse to leave.
Sharkey was told that because Ortiz and Cardosa had “taken up residency,” the only way to get the pair to leave and get his home back was to take the matter to civil court.
The military community being what it is, you can imagine how this didn’t sit well with them – or with anyone else for that matter, it seems.
This story very quickly made its way through the social media grapevine and on to the Facebook page of WFLA who first reported the story. Residents were horrified and the general consensus was that something should be done about it.
The outrage culminated in a planned motorcycle ride organized by supporters to convince the squatters to leave. According to latest reports, the public pressure has worked, as Cardosa and Ortiz — who has spent 12 years in jail for robbery, carjacking and drugs offenses — have made a hasty retreat.
Two motorcycle clubs comprised of military veterans organized a very public ride to peacefully put pressure on the squatters.
Then WFLA reported that two Tampa motorcycle clubs filled with veterans were planning to ride over to the Sharkey residence on Sunday “and peacefully make the squatters uncomfortable.”
With that, Ortiz started packing up, noting the planned biker visit was one of the reasons he and Cardoso were leaving, WFLA said.
Early Thursday morning the house seemed unoccupied. A few belongings were scattered on the front yard and two dogs were barking in the house. One of the animals jumped out of a broken window and ran around the yard. A Pasco County Sheriff’s deputy responded to the scene waiting for animal control to get to the house.
When Animal Control trappers arrived they eventually captured both dogs. Ortiz’s friends came over and took the animals. Duke Energy crews came to the house to investigate how the squatters got electricity at the house.
NBC affiliate, News Channel 8, WFLA in Tampa, FL has been covering this story from the beginning. Their investigations led to some not so surprising facts.
News Channel 8 uncovered the criminal background of Ortiz; learning he spent a combined 12 years in prison in New Jersey for robbery, car jacking, and selling drugs on school property.
Veteran’s groups, neighbors, Facebook followers and businesses have banded together to help Army Spc. Sharkey repair the damage done to his home.
Lauren Price of Veterans Warriors, who helped bring attention to the situation, says that Lowe’s has donated supplies to repair Sharkey’s home and local construction firms have donated their time to clean up the mess left behind.
Speaking to Channel 8 News, an overwhelmed Sharkey expressed his gratitude saying “I’m used to doing things for everyone else; this is the first time someone has done something for me, It’s pretty much like my extended family, wearing the same uniform as me.”
It’s always nice when the good guys win one, once in a while.
A woman apparently used her vagina as a holster in an effort to out crazy her boyfriend. I’d say she won. The Daily Caller has more…
The ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning “The Road” and “No Country for Old Men” novelist Cormac McCarthy was arrested over the weekend for pulling a handgun from her vagina and aiming it at her current boyfriend’s head.
The Smoking Gun obtained the statement of probable cause from Santa Fe County Police that says Jennifer McCarthy, 48, was arguing with her unnamed boyfriend about “space aliens” when she became angry and left her home.
When she came back, McCarthy went into the bedroom and came out wearing nothing but lingerie and a Smith & Wesson handgun in her vagina. In a scene that sounds like it came out of her ex-husband’s latest movie “The Counselor,” she began to have “inner course” with the handgun in front of her boyfriend.
Are “space aliens” the causal link in all the vagina-gun antics? Frankly, given that a gun and a vagina was involved, it makes sense. Seriously, these two things should never be equated-ever!
I know we are supposed to pray for our would be Marxist overlords, and I do, believe it on not. I pray that they will develop wisdom, and embrace life and freedom. I don’t expect much, but hey, the man upstairs wants us to do it, so who am I to argue? However, to pray to Barak Obama?
In the spirit of pure bipartisanship that is simply for the sake of saying a bill is bipartisan, Speaker of the House, John Boehner said the following when asked if the Senate gun control bill would pass with a majority of HIS OWN FREAKING PARTY not voting for it: “GOP? GOP? I don’t need no steenking GOP to take yer guns!!” Okay, first of all, I paraphrased and secondly he was referring to the Hastert Rule which basically says that any bill without support of the majority party will not be brought to the floor for a vote. But Johnny Boehner said it wasn’t really a rule.
Seriously, somebody remind me why this idiot is Speaker? Maybe he’s trying to become the John Roberts of the House of Reps…
Why in the blue hell would he even want to get a bill passed that his own party, and the vast majority of said party’s constituents DO NOT WANT????!!!!!?????
Every time we think we can depend on the Republican majority in the House, they pull that f*ckn’ football out from under us again and again.
We don’t need gun control, we need RINO CONTROL!!! Let’s create a national registry of them suckers so we can confiscate their ability to govern us!!!!!!!
How many times must this man stab Conservatism in the back before we demand his removal from the Speakership???
Last year on the campaign trail, Obama let his slip show when he said that if you owned a small business, you didn’t build that. With absolutely zero experience in the private sector, our president has no idea what it means to risk your own, hard earned money, time and good name to start a business. Being steeped in the politics of Marx, Obama actually loathes folks that have made it on their own, with no help or thanks from the federal government. His education in Alinsky’s tactics, the MSM’s blind devotion and a dumbed-down electorate have all come together for a perfect storm in a Nazi-like war on business.
The Mountain Pure Water Bottling Company of Arkansas recently got fed a heeping dose of Obama and Holder’s thug tactics when their main office was stormed in a whirl wind of a raid that would have made Hitler, Mussolini or Stalin proud.
These folks were subjected to illegal search and seizure, intimidation and even threats against their personal safety when 40 to 50 federal agents swarmed in on their place of work. They were physically shoved out of the way, corralled into one room, subjected to having their personal items taken and not even allowed to contact an attorney.
The agents even went so far as to state that they were the federal government and they could do anything they wanted.
I know we all lead busy lives, dealing with the day-to-day details that make up our routine, but please, PLEASE sit down and take the 20 minutes needed to view this video. If we don’t at least highlight these thug, gestapo tactics when they occur, we’ll be sitting around telling our grand children what it was like in America back when men were free…
Slate recently republished an article from 2010 saying how racist white meat is. The writer babbles on about white bread and its white history, then pivots to white turkey meat …seriously:
Why have we broken the chains of the whiteness that bound us to fatally tasteless white bread while still remaining imprisoned in the white-meat turkey ghetto? …
Despite its superior taste, dark meat has dark undertones for some. Dark meat evokes the color of earth, soil. Dark meat seems to summon up ancient fears of contamination and miscegenation as opposed to the supposed superior purity of white meat. I guess it shouldn’t be a surprise that white meat remains the choice of a holiday that celebrates Puritans.
Now, let’s take this liberal logic, and take it to it’s logical conclusion…
Since Turkeys have more white meat, they are inherently racist.
Since they are so terribly racist , all turkeys must be subjected to an “affirmative meat program.” this entails that they be genetically engineered until they all look like Popeye. Forget that they will be freaks of nature, it’s all about fairness, you know!
To genetically engineer the turkeys, government funds should be provided to companies that are owned by democratic party donors.
We’ll pretend that never happened once all the companies go bankrupt.
And, since God created turkeys, said supreme being is racist is well.
Since God cannot be attacked, Christians must be attacked-like an excuse is needed for that anyway.
I’m sure that line could be extended on forever, all because of the white meat content of turkey’s, but you get the point. Turkeys, God, and you, are all racist. And, it doesn’t matter what happens, or what reality is, you can’t escape it.