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Nut Case Of The Week Award

Last Sunday’s “Nut Case Of The Week Award” was a bit of a hit so Asylum Watch will make a regular feature as long as interest holds. You, dear reader, are encouraged to  offer your own suggestions. If you choose to do so, please provide a link to your source so we all can enjoy the nutty details. Your humble observer of the asylum we all have to live in will present his short list of candidates and at the end I’ll present “My Choice” for this week’s winner. If a one of your suggestions convinces me that “Your Choice” […]

The return of Ten Buck Friday, support Joni Ernst for U.S. Senate

Week Two of a Nine Week Mission, to Seek Out new life for the Senate, to Boldly Go where our nation has been before! Once again focusing on the Senate races (Republicans need just six seats to oust the Dimbulb from Searchlight, Harry Reid as majority leader), is it worth ten bucks a week (30 pkgs. of Ramen?) to eliminate Reid’s control and give the Senate responsible leadership again? With that in mind, this week we look to the open Senate seat in IA. Can you contribute just $10 to Senate candidate Joni Ernst? Real Clear Politics has Ernst up […]

28% of Americans Think Country is Headed in the Right Direction

Maybe they’re in the poverty or racism industries.  Or, maybe they are mentally impaired in some way.  But, the fact remains-28% of Amerikans think the country is going in the right direction.  Here is an artist’s rendition… And when the final destination burns, they’ll blame Bush!

Ebola in Africa: Does the Rest of the World Care Enough?

While the US and it’s NATO allies are fretting about what military action to take against the ISIS in Iraq and Syria and while assimilating military response teams around Ukraine in case Russia really does invade some day, it seems that relatively little attention is being paid to the mounting death toll in west Africa from the Ebola epidemic that is spreading death and fear in the region. This Ebola episode was first noted in the small country of Guinea. However, the hardest hit have been Liberia and Sierra Leone The latest figures I’ve seen, which experts believe to be […]

Liberal Logic: When Businesses and The Constitution Collide

It seems that there is another Constitution related double standard for the liberals out there.   Does the First Amendment apply to businesses, or does the Second? Or, does the Constitution only apply when it can be misinterpreted in order to deprive Americans of their rights?

A subtle message to ISIS: “Attack us and there will be no mercy”

Hat/Tip to WeaselZippers & the Warfighter Foundation. ISIS: Beware of the United States Military! They’ve seen the Hell that is war and they’ve sacrificed much for us back home in the United States of America; but when USMC Veteran, Nick Powers saw the ISIS video showing the beheading of Photojournalist, James Foley, he’d had enough. Growing weary of their brutality and their propaganda, he decided to send his own message to ISIS. “As I sit here constantly hearing and watching you execute innocent men, women and children in the Middle East I chuckle. Why do I chuckle you may ask? […]

‘Peaceful’ Islamic Religion Strikes Again, New Jersey Teen Murdered by ‘Devout’ Muslim

The Religion Of Peace: “Devout Muslim” murdered Livingston teen Brendan Tevlin for Allah Jihad came to West Orange, NJ. The man accused of gunning down a Livingston teenager in his car earlier this summer told investigators the murder was an act of retribution for U.S. military action against Muslims in the Middle East. According to court documents filed Wednesday in Washington state, where he is accused of killing three other men, Ali Muhammad Brown said he considered it his mission to murder 19-year-old Brendan Tevlin as an act of “vengeance” for innocent lives lost in Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Iran. […]

Liberal Logic: Which Life has More Value the Lion or the Christian?

If you follow liberal logic, you know that killing is bad-especially if it is an animal.  However, it the deceased is a Christian, or at least another apostate of the “Religion of Peace,” killing is just fine! For more lessons in liberal logic, why don’t you check out the site of the same name?

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 Thank You Trailbee. Original Post:  Woodstersman

Gov Scott Walker, Vindicated Yet Again

Hat/Tip to Dan Calabrese on CainTV. Put one more feather in Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker’s cap, because he’s done it again. No issue has defined Walker’s efforts more clearly that Public Act 10, which denies public employee unions the right to collectively bargain over the issue of benefits (although they maintain that right when it comes to wages). The act was passed by the Legislature and signed by the governor, in spite of stunts like the one that saw every Democrat state senator flee the state and hole up in Illinois hotels – all in an attempt to invalidate the […]

Conspiracy Nut Ventura Gets $1.8 Million from Chris Kyle’s Widow & Orphans

    Jury Awards Jesse Ventura $1.8 Million in Defamation Case Against Deceased ‘American Sniper’ Chris Kyle’s Estate The same man who thinks that our government purposely destroyed the World Trade Center, blew up the Pentagon and killed 3,000 Americans just took money out of the mouths of Chris Kyle’s children. Ventura believes that our government is engaged in controlling the weather. He believes that the CIA has a project which would turn ordinary citizens into assasins, i.e. The Manchurian Candidate. He believed the Denver Airport had secret messages for the end of the world in 2012. Ventura has tried […]

U.S. Government Considering Plan To Fly Honduran “Refugees” Straight To America

Just when I think I have heard it all, our government comes along and considers something so foolish that I have to stand corrected. It’s not breaking news that our Southern border has been overran with illegal immigrants, from Mexico and all points South. Many of these illegal immigrants are children and they all make the claim they are fleeing violence and therefore, should be considered to be refugees. The Obama administration is likely to give most of them asylum, in spite of his claims to the contrary. That’s bad enough, but a report I read this morning from Red […]

The Best Friend Hamas Ever Had

“Qatar is Hamas’s biggest and most important financier, a role it plays as well for ISIS, al Nusra, the Muslim Brotherhood and various jihadist groups in Libya.” – Caroline Glick “When it comes to American relations with our Israeli allies and our Islamic-supremacist enemies, you can always rely on Obama to do the wrong thing.” – Andrew C. McCarthy “I’ve got two years left in this presidency, I want to get a whole bunch of stuff done.” – Barack Obama Obama ain’t fooling anyone; at least, not anyone who doesn’t want to be fooled — which is usually the eternally […]

To coach for the Minnesota Vikings you must first attend homofascist re-education camp

The homofascists have taken over the NFL, because nothing is worse than hurting some couldn’t-quite-cut-it dude’s precious widdle feewings. The Minnesota Vikings have suspended special teams coordinator Mike Priefer for three games after an independent investigation of the organization into claims by former punter Chris Kluwe showed that Priefer made a homophobic remark during the 2012 season, the team announced Friday night. Vikings owner Zygi Wilf and president Mark Wilf released a statement Friday, saying in part: “In this instance, Coach Priefer fell short of what is expected. Accordingly, we have decided to suspend Coach Priefer without pay for the […]

United States Senator Lies About Hobby Lobby SCOTUS Ruling

Hat/Tip to WeaselZippers. Barbara Boxer Shamelessly Lies About Hobby Lobby Ruling… The sad part is that no one is surprised that a United States Senator would so obviously lie about a Supreme Court ruling. Boxer posted this graphic on her Facebook page. She is blatantly lying to people when she says the pill is “not covered.” In reality the pill is one of the 16 forms of birth-control specifically covered by Hobby Lobby. The only thing they won’t cover is four types of abortifacients. Here is a detailed list of the types of contraceptives covered and not covered by Hobby Lobby.

These four words got a Kentucky Bank Teller fired

Hat/Tip to the Daily Mail. ‘Have a Blessed Day’ Those four words got a bank teller of 24 years, fired in Walton, KY. This seems to be a pretty clear cut case, but it does beg the question: Where do one person’s 1st Amendment rights end and the next person’s begin? A bank teller in Northern Kentucky who said she has held her job for 24 years claims to have been fired for telling a customer: ‘Have a blessed day.’ However, the U.S. Bank in Walton say that Polly Neace had numerous strikes against her name, including lecturing one person […]

Obama Brings 300,000 Illegal Alien Kids to Homes in America

  Hat/Tip to The Daily Caller. The word is out in Central America. Come to America and you can stay forever, enjoying all kinds of free stuff on the American Taxpayer’s dime. And who is helping to perpetuate this mantra? President Barack Obama and his cronies. The vast majority of 50,000 unaccompanied youths and children who have illegally crossed the Texas border during the last few months have been successfully delivered by federal agencies to their relatives living in the United States, according to a New York Times article. A second New York Times article report revealed that officials have […]

Vice President Biden Released into Wild

As part of the Obama administration’s environmental program, Vice President Biden today was tagged and released into the wild. “My administration cares about the environment and maintaining the ecosystem” declared the President. I have added more federally protected wildlife sanctuaries than any administration before it.  In these protected wildlife sanctuaries it is my hope to restore the balance of the ecosystem.  Endangered animals, animals threatened by human encroachment will once again have the change to roam free and wild.  And that is why earlier today Vice President Biden was drugged and tagged by a team from the Environmental Protection Agency.  On my […]

Mark Levin on McDaniel Loss: If GOP Loses Senate, Blame the Republican Establishment

Hat/Tip to Breitbart. On his Wednesday show, radio talker Mark Levin expressed his frustration with the Republican establishment’s tactics in the Mississippi Senate primary between Sen. Thad Cochran and Chris McDaniel, and argued that the establishment’s attacks against the Tea Party will be to blame if the Republican Party fails to win the Senate. He declared, “If we lose the Senate this time, it’s because of you dumb bastards who run the Republican Party.” Earlier in the show, Levin took a call from a black conservative voter in Jackson, MS, who stated that he found the robocalls attacking the Tea […]

Paul Ryan BLASTS IRS Commissioner John Koskinen: “I don’t believe you!”

Hat/Tip to Newsmax. In what can only be described as controlled rage, GOP Rep. from Wisconsin, and former Vice Presidential Candidate, Paul Ryan let IRS Commissioner John Koskinen have it with both barrels. “I’m sitting here, listening to this testimony, I don’t believe it,” Ryan said. “That’s your problem. Nobody believes you,” he said flatly to Koskinen. “The Internal Revenue Service comes to us a couple years ago and misleads us and tells us no targeting is occurring. Then it said it was a few rogue agents in Cincinnati. Then it said it was also on progressives. All of those […]