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Westboro Baptist Church Founder, Fred Phelps, is Lifelong Democrat

This is delicious irony, given the teachings of Fred Phelps are no more Christian than those of Anton Levey.  The left uses Phelps and his nonsense  (he never did read John 8:7, or get what it meant) to smear Christians.  But, it Christians that get the last laugh.  As Phelps reportedly is near death, it is revealed that he is a life-long democrat, having campaigned for the goracle, as well as have run ojn the democratic ticket himself.  Truth Revolt has more… The founder of Westboro Baptist Church, Fred Phelps, notorious for leading hateful protests against gay rights, is actually a Democrat […]

Polar Vortex to Deliver the Deep Freeze

Could it be that global warming is really making it so cold that a large chunk of the US is going into the deep freeze? The American Midwest and Northeast are preparing for a “polar vortex,” a megastorm that is expected to bring record low temperatures on Monday. So far extreme weather conditions have claimed at least 16 lives, paralyzed travel and caused power shortage. For those exposed to the inclement conditions frostbite and hypothermia will be a danger as – 31°C is expected in North Dakota, – 35 °C in Minnesota, and – 26 degrees below Celsius in Indianapolis […]

Apparently, Climate Change Causes Record Low Tornadoes: Has Climate Science Jumped the Sharknado?

In another blow to the “settled science” of global cooling global warming climate change, it seems that the dire predictions of more severe weather, like tornadoes, have fizzled.  And when I say fizzled, I mean 180° out of phase total failure!  Michelle Malkin has more… According to Climate Depot, 2013 shattered the record for the fewest U.S. tornadoes. 2012?s tally was well below normal as well. Also, the 2013 Atlantic hurricane season ended with the fewest number of hurricanes since 1982. Looks like that “settled science” is having some unsettling results.  Just this month, we showed that Al Gore’s prediction […]

In 2008 Al Gore Predicts That Arctic Would be Ice Free by 2013

A couple years ago, I predicted that the global cooling global warming climate change alarmists would stop making predictions, because if they continued, their predictions would not happen, making obvious their failure.  Today, we have an example of why I’m right.   It seems that in 2008, and again in 2009, Al Gore reported that the arctic sea ice would be gone by…right. about. now… The 2009 repeat of the prediction can be embedded… And, if you recall, that climate confab in Copenhagen was hampered by a blizzard… More Global Warming Irony: Record Cold at Climate Confab Moobattery has even more […]

Al Gore has World-Wide Global Warming Extravaganza, Attracts Only 707 Worldwide Viewers

What if Al Gore had a World-Wide Global Cooling Global Warming Climate Change The Big Lie panic-a-thon, and no one paid attention? Nothing apparently, but it’s still worth noting that the big lie has fallen flat on it’s face.  Weasel Zippers has the information… Via The New Nostradamus: Al Gore’s 24 Hours of Reality extravaganza took place on October 22. Anybody noticed? On YouTube it has been a whopping success: A total of 707 views worldwide! Keep reading… The 24 Hours of Reality?  Could that possible be the most ironic title ever? Why not call it the… Wide World of Failure… You know, agony of defeat […]

Al Jazeera Ratings Makes MSNBC Look Like a Juggernaut: Yes, it’s THAT Bad

If you recall, Glenn Beck wanted to buy Current TV, Al Gore’s failed TV Network, but was told that it didn’t match their values.  However, selling it to a Muslim network, Al Jazeera, was just fine.  And, what has Al Jazeera done?  Almost worse than nothing, if ratings are going to be your judge… Al Jazeera America, which had hoped to challenge the major cable news networks, is falling on its face, based on last week’s ratings, in which some shows didn’t record a single viewer in the key 25-54 demographic. The network, which was purchased from Al Gore in […]

Al Gore Predicted no Arctic Sea Ice, Ice Grew by Nearly 1,000,000 Square Miles After Record Short Arctic Summer

Some time ago, I said that the Global Cooling, Global Warming, Climate Change, Big Lie proponents would eventually stop making predictions,  Because, when they spew their prophecies of gloom and doom, and they fail, people see through all of the bovine excrement.  The next video is an example why.  Seems that the Goracle made some scary predictions back in 2007, and, as all Big Lie predictions, it kinda-sorta had the exact opposite result… As we have covered here, the Earth’s “fever,” has caused a record short Arctic Summer, and nearly 1,000,000 square miles more ice in the Arctic than there […]

Record Cold in Peru, 250,000 Alpacas Perish: Global Warming to Blame?

If you recall, the “science is settled,” and if you listen to the Goracle, to stave off our own impending doom, we have to live in thatch huts eating Soylent Green while he jets between his ginormous mansions.  You know, global cooling, global warming, climate change bullsh*t! Well, apparently, the world is warming sooooo much, that Peru is freezing.  because, as we consumers of the settled science bullsh*t all know, global warming makes it cold!  Breitbart has more… The Government of Peru has declared a state of emergency in parts of the southern Andean region of Puno after temperatures have […]

The Lie That Came In From The Cold

Oops … North Pole Sees Unprecedented July Cold – Arctic Sees Shortest Summer On Record (Climate Depot) Al Gore commits seppuku; Obama calls for higher taxes to combat global cooling … Arctic Sea Ice Melt Slowdown Begins More Than One Month Early – And Absolute Dead Media Silence On Antarctica! (No Tricks Zone) In the second half of June, global warming catastrophe worshippers were already salivating worse than Pavlov’s dogs when Arctic sea ice melt accelerated at a dizzying rate. But in mid July, something happened unexpectedly: the North Pole saw one of its coolest summers since instrumental records have […]

Earth Day 2013: In Search of the Missing Myth

It’s Earth Day Hippie Burn Out/ Get High and Celebrate Marxism Day!  So, to commemorate it with the prerequisite amount of ridicule, here is the first of several classic CH 2.0 posts.  Enjoy! Now friends, since the war on women has backfired, gun control was defeated, and the Boston Marathon Bombers were not white,  the messiah is creating more and more distractions from his economic failure.  But there is one thing that is conspicuous in its absence.  What the hell happened to global warming?  It’s taken a back seat during the campaign.  Since when is the apocalypse put on hold?   I […]

From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives, July 20, 2035: Satan Expels Al Gore from Hell

In a move that surprised many, Satan today announced that he has permanently banned Al Gore from Hell. “I just couldn’t take it anymore” Satan told reporters during a conference call to explain his actions. I mean from the moment he died and ended up down here he’s been nothing but a pain in the ass.  The other damned souls can’t stand him.  He keeps going from one circle of Hell to the other talking about reducing one’s carbon footprint.  Look, I’m the Devil.  I’m the one who’s supposed to be doing the torturing.  I had to tell him to […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents: A Sampling of This Year’s Christmas Specials

Here at the headquarters of Manhattan Infidel our mission statement mentions our pride in disseminating the latest in culture.  And what says culture more than a cheap made for TV movie?  The mission statement also mentions I am lactose-intolerant.  Yet I also love to eat pizza with extra cheese.  While eating ice cream.  And practicing auto-eroticism.  And drinking milk.  And now with the Christmas holiday behind us it is time to review this year’s top Christmas-themed specials.  And please, lay off the cheese.  I have a sensitive digestive tract. Unlike the innocent Christmas specials of the past which featured singers […]

Current TV up for Sale: Anyone Want to Buy Yet Another Failed Liberal News Outlet?

In a completely shocking and utter unpredictable turn of events, it appears that Current TV, Al Gore’s attempt at a news network propaganda outlet, hasn’t worked out so well, and is now up for sale.  For the rest of the sad news, here is more from Michelle Malkin. Current TV may soon beon the market for any buyer looking to further validate Thomas Tusser: Current TV, the ratings-challenged cable network started by former Vice President Al Gore, has put itself up for sale, The Post has learned. “Current has been approached many times by media companies interested in acquiring our company,” CEO Joel Hyatt […]

Hanoi John Hot Over ‘Warming’ Critics

John F. Kerry, the not-so-swiftslanderer of U.S. troops, tax-dodgingyachtsman supreme, and — along with the despicable Jane Fonda — the best friend the Viet Cong ever had (See comment below by aJey at the Khmer connection), has reported for duty once again, this time aiming his AK at everyone who’s had the unmitigated gall to expose the global warming scam of the international socialists: Kerry acknowledged and bemoaned the success of those who question the notion of human-induced global warming. He compared skeptics to flat-earthers and decried what he called a “concerted assault on reason.” “Climate change, over the last few years, […]

Heat Stroked

Note From Matt:  I’m please to announce the we have a new contributor here at the CH 2.0, Bob Mack, from Be Sure You’re Right, Then go Ahead.  Please give him a warm welcome. Leon Panetta Claims Global Warming Is Now A National Security Threat While the Russian bear threatens to preemptively blow the bejesus out of NATO’s European missile defense shield, while the Chinese People’s Liberation Army is building upfaster than an Olympian on steroids, when looming budget cuts, automatic sequestration, and the scrapping of most of our nuclear arsenal by Barack Obama foreshadows the impending transformation of the once mighty U.S. […]

Earth Day 2012: Searching for the Missing Myth

Here is a classic Conservative Hideout post for Earth Day 2012… Now friends, since the war on women has backfired, and the messiah is creating more and more distractions from his economic failure, there is a lull in the domestic news.  But there is one thing that is conspicuous in its absence.  What the hell happened to global warming?  It’s taken a back seat during the campaign.  Since when is the apocalypse put on hold?   I am therefore declaring it missing, and would like your help in finding it. According to Director Robert S. Mueller, III, FBI Director, Global Warming was reported missing […]

Polar Bears Dying off? Not so Much: Another Blow to Climate Alarmists

The longer we look at the Global Cooling Global Warming Global Climate Disruption scam, the more and more it starts to fall apart. One of the iconic images of the scam is this, featuring the poor polar bears… You see, our selfish use of fossil fuels is casuing the ice to melt, leaving the poor, defenseless polar bears without a means to hunt.  To save these poor creatures, all we have to do is submit to the nanny state! Well, that’s not quite the case, according to our friends to the great white north… The debate about climate change and […]

Keith Olbermann Fired: Still Can’t Play well with Others? UPDATED: Olbermann’s Response

It seems that Keith Olbermann is having a very hard time holding a job.  After less than a year on Current TV, Olbermann was let go by the network.  The Blaze has more… “We created Current to give voice to those Americans who refuse to rely on corporate-controlled media and are seeking an authentic progressive outlet. We are more committed to those goals today than ever before,” network co-founders Al Gore and Joel Hyatt wrote in a letter to viewers. “Current was also founded on the values of respect, openness, collegiality, and loyalty to our viewers. Unfortunately these values are no […]

Al Gore’s Ocean Front Mansion?

It’s a very special pic of the day.  The following is allegedly the newest addition to the Goracle’s collection of mansions. And, according to USA Today, he bought it a couple years ago.   UPDATE: Linked by Wyblog, thanks! 

Breaking News! Big Bright Ball in sky Controls Climate!

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Are you sitting?  I certainly hope so, because we have the mother of all news flashes.  Some of you have probably heard of, or may have even read about, a big ball of hot gas that sits right in the middle of our solar system.  No friends, I’m not talking about the bubble of hot gas in Washington DC, this one is actually beneficial! Anyway, this big ball of hot gas-we’ll call it the “sun,” apparently has the ability to change our weather!  Here are the details on this shocking development, from some really smart people!  The science is now […]

Useful Idiot of the Month: August 2011

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Well kids, it’s here.  The Useful Idiot of the Month Poll is up and ready for your votes.  There are quite a few candidates this month, and all are deserving… Rep. Frederica Wilson:  “When you look at African American males, 40% of them are unemployed, those under 30 years of age. I understand exactly the entire nation must be involved in this recovery but the black community is experiencing a great recession. That’s what we’re experiencing. And all of the growth in the past 30 years, we see it slipping away. From home ownership, the middle class; it’s slipping away […]

Al Gore Sells Brooklyn Bridge!

Despite howling winds, snow drifts of 10 to 15 feet and bitter cold, former Vice President Al Gore sold the Brooklyn Bridge today to a group of tourists from Slovakia. At noon, Gore approached a group of tourists taking photos and asked them if they would like to “buy the bridge.“  Naturally the tourists were delighted. “This is a generous country.  We came here to see famous bridge and we go home owning it” said the spokesman for the group. Gore explained that part of the proceeds from the sale will be go towards his new global warming foundation. Look […]

More Global Warming Irony: Record Cold at Climate Confab

Remember last year’s climate conference at Copenhagen?  It was a great time, complete with the unseasonal cold and snow that made the AGW protesters look…well…really silly.  So, it seems, they decided to hold this years propaganda fest in a warmer location.  Cancun Mexico was selected, and I’m thinking that they really could not have expected this… “Gore effect” strikes Cancun Climate Conference 3 days in a row: Dr. Roy Spencer, who is in Cancun representing climate skepticism on behalf of CFACT writes on his blog: Today’s my first full day in Cancun at COP-16, and as I emerged from my hotel […]

Useful Idiot of the Month Poll: November 2010

I’m a bit late getting the poll and post up, but here it is.  Here is a breakdown of their worthiness: Nancy Pelosi- Self explanatory Valerie Jarret-From Always on Watch In his biography of Obama, “The Bridge,” David Remnick, editor of The New Yorker, quotes White House senior adviser and longtime Obama friend Valerie Jarrett: “I think Barack knew that he had God-given talents that were extraordinary. He knows exactly how smart he is. … He knows how perceptive he is. He knows what a good reader of people he is. And he knows that he has the ability — […]

Discovery Channel Hostage Taker “Awakened” by Gore’s Movie

I didn’t cover this yesterday.  Recent history has shown that when one of these incidents occurs, it takes a day or two to get all of the information out.  This case is not an exception.  After twisting things in knots for most of the last 24 hours, the left has some big news to cover up or scrub.  For the latest on what seems to be James Lee’s true motivation, kindly take a look at this from NewsBusters. Before the incident began, Lee posted the following demands at his website savetheplanetprotest.com: The Discovery Channel MUST broadcast to the world their […]