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Earth Day: In Search of the Missing MythThis is my long running post for Earth Day…

Now friends, since the war on women has backfired, gun control was defeated, and the Boston Marathon Bombers were not white, the messiah is creating more and more distractions from his economic failure. But there is one thing that is conspicuous in its absence. What the hell happened to global warming? It’s taken a back seat during the campaign. Since when is the apocalypse put on hold? I am therefore declaring it missing, and would like your help in finding it.

According to Director Robert S. Mueller, III, FBI Director, Global Warming was reported missing several years ago, as the messiah took office. According to Director Mueller;

Global Warming has been discussed and debated quite a bit over the last year, however, it hasn’t actually been seen since 2007. No one that we have talked to has actually been in contact with Global Warming. It is quite a mystery, but I want the American to rest assured that we will search diligently until Global Warming is located. The messiah has charged me with this task, and we have our best people working on it.”

To supplement the forces of the messiah, I have enlisted the aid of our crack Conservative Hideout 2.0 Investigative Team. Here are some of our findings:

  1. Arctic Ice expanded by 31% in 2008, and 5000km more in 2011.
  2. Temperatures were colder in 2008.
  3. Solar output is closely correlated to global temperature.
  4. The Polar Bears are not dying off.
  5. Britain Suffers Coldest Winter Since 1962: Global Warming Alarmists Silent
  6. Global Warming Alert: Parts of US get 30 Inches of Snow Over Memorial Day Weendend!
  7. Uh Oh, Arctic Has Record Short Summer-Must be Because of Global Warming
  8. Record Cold in Peru, 250,000 Alpacas Perish: Global Warming to Blame?
  9. A Tale of Two Stories: Syrian Civil War Caused by Global Warming, Also Caused Nearly 1,000,000 More Square Miles of Arctic Sea Ice?
  10. Irony Overload: Research Ship Went to Antarctic to Prove Global Warming, is Now Stuck in the Ice
  11. Global Warming is Freezing the Great Lakes!

To gauge the Democratic response to those findings, we consulted with Al Borg, author of “An Inconsistent Truth.”

Me: Welcome Mr. Borg, I’d like your reaction to our findings. What is your response to the fact that global temperatures are dropping, and the arctic sea ice is growing?

Borg: WE ARE THE BORG. YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINTS TO SERVICE US.

Me: I see. Do you have a message for the American people?

Borg: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

Me: Ah heh…. Do you have any evidence to support your claims, especially in light of the correlation between solar activity and global temperature?

Borg: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE; YOU WILL SUFFER WHILE MY MANSIONS ARE BRIGHTLY LIT. I WILL LAUGH AS I FLY OVER YOUR FREEZING HOUSES IN MY PRIVATE JET.

Me: Mmkay, Goodbye (Damn, why are all these democrats freaks?).

Next, I decided to talk to a burnt out hippie to get a better feel for the opposition. After all, who best to know of Global Warming than a burnt out, unwashed hippie?

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Me: Hi hippie scum, ‘sup?

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Hippie: DUUUUUDE! How is the cosmos treatin you man?

Me: Just fine, you burn out. What do you think about Earth Day?

Hippie: DUUUUUUDE! I was at Earth Day Maaaaan! The predictions are dire dude.

Me: How so?

Hippie: Did you know DUDE… that civilization will end within 15 or 30 years unless immediate action is taken against problems facing mankind. Not only that dude, that by 1995, somewhere between 75 and 85 percent of all the species of living animals will be extinct.

Me: Orly?

Hippie: Yeah DUDE! It’s a bummer maaan. But it gets worse. Did you know that the world will be eleven degrees colder in the year 2000? This is about twice what it would take to put us into an ice age. Duuude, it’s a major buzzkill (inhales deeply on a bong). How will we grow more weed duuuude?

Me: I see. Is there more?

Hippie: Oh yeah DUUUDE!! They were saying that by 1985, air pollution would have reduced the amount of sunlight reaching earth by one half? How will we grow weed dude? Did you also know that that in 1973, 200,000 Americans will die from air pollution, and that by 1980 the life expectancy of Americans would be 42 years?

Me: Hey man, answer me one question…what year is it?

Hippie: DUUUDE! Calendars are for fascists! We can’t be restrained by imposed time limits… Is it about 1972?

Me: (Facepalm) Do you know that it’s 2014, and NONE of the things you said even came close to happening?

Hippie: DUUUUUUUDE (Hits bong deeply)

With the few remaining brain cells of the hippie in their death throes, I decided to move on. I guess that because the earth had cooled between the late 40?s and late 70?s, the environmentalists made their exaggerations “fit” the data. Then, when the earth began to warm in the 80?s and 90?s, they had to retool their warnings of doom and gloom to create a “global Warming” scare. Each time though, it’s the same thing. We’re destroying the Earth, and it’s capitalism’s fault. What will they do if the current cooling continues? It just might given the fact that the sun is about to go into one of it’s regular phases of decreased output. How much do they expect the people of the world to “buy?”

Frankly, unless evidence proves the contrary, the Conservative Hideout can’t declare Man Made Global Warming missing, we may have to state that it never existed!

For more information, please read: Earth Day, Then and Now

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Desalination in California, and why did Al Gore Buy a $9,000,000 Mansion Just Blocks From the Beach?

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Desalination is used in many areas of the world, but why not in super-dry California.  I Own The World Report has some thoughts…

CPR: Al Gore tells us that climate change is going to melt the icebergs causing coastal regions to flood, several miles into the geography.  Gore spent $9 million on a mansion in Montecito a couple blocks from the beach. Is he a believer or a huckster? But if true, what can we do to prevent the flooding of coastal cities? We could create a series of desalinization plants—and pipe the water throughout the West—enough to end the lack of water and keep the Mojave from flooding!

“South of Los Angeles, in the city of Carlsbad, what will be the nation’s largest desalination facility is nearly ready. For roughly a billion dollars, the plant will produce 7 percent of San Diego County’s water. In Santa Barbara, a plant built amid the drought of the early 1990’s, and idled by the return of rain, could come back online soon and provide 30 percent of the community’s water.”

You can go to the link and read the rest.

Now, if I was naive as the regressives would like, I would question why Al Gore, who tells us that any minute, the oceans are going to rise and flood the coastal areas, would spend $9,000,000 on a mansion IN THE PROBABLE FLOOD AREA?

Or, does it really mean that he’s helping perpetrate a massive hoax, and he can afford a $9,000,000 mansion due to perpetrating it?

Edited for typo in the title.

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White House Memo: Don’t Mention Temperature When Discussing Global Warming

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Hat/Tip to Doug Ross @ Journal.

The temperatures aren’t rising?

Then we’ll switch to calling it “Climate Change” instead of “Global Warming.”

The temperatures STILL aren’t rising?

Er, um, don’t mention temperature when talking about Global Warming.

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Yes, the Gore-distas really are that pathetic…

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First rule about global warming: don’t talk global warming.

The White House quietly released a draft guidance telling federal agencies to consider the impact more carbon dioxide emissions will have on the environment, but only in terms of how much more carbon dioxide will be emitted.

When conducting environmental impact analyses on rules and projects, federal agencies should only talk about carbon dioxide emissions increases — not things like potential increases in temperature, precipitation, storm intensity and other environmental impacts that scientists warn about.

“In light of the difficulties in attributing specific climate impacts to individual projects, [Council on Environmental Quality] recommends agencies use the projected [greenhouse gas] emissions and also, when appropriate, potential changes in carbon sequestration and storage, as the proxy for assessing a proposed action’s potential climate change impacts,” the White House wrote in its guidance federal regulatory agencies conducting environmental reviews.

Why is that? Federal environmental assessments will likely show regulations have a negligible impact on the environment in terms of temperature rises, sea level rises and such — indeed if every industrialized country stopped emitting carbon dioxide tomorrow, temperatures would only be reduced 0.21 degrees Celsius by 2100.

“CEQ recognizes that many agency [National Environmental Policy Act] analyses to date have concluded that [greenhouse gas] emissions from an individual agency action will have small, if any, potential climate change effects,” the White House wrote.

Basically the White House is telling agencies not to make any predictions about how much an individual project or program will impact the environment through global warming because there’s too much uncertainty.

“In other words, it would prove that the assessment of climate change impacts of federal actions, as directed by the CEQ, to be a complete and utter waste of time,” writes Patrick Michaels and Chip Knappenberger, climate scientists with the libertarian Cato Institute.

The Cato scientists argue the White House’s order to agencies not to consider the actual environmental impacts of global warming allows the government to hide how little its actions will actually impact the climate.

Michaels and Knappenberger say climate models, which the federal government has spent billions of dollars developing, can be used to quantify the environmental impacts from higher carbon dioxide emissions.

But what the Obama administration doesn’t want you to see is just how small an impact individual federal actions will have on temperature increases, sea level rises, precipitation and other factors.

“So instead of assessing actual climate impacts (of which there are none) of federal actions, the CEQ directs agencies to cast the effect in terms of greenhouse gas emissions—which can be used for all sorts of mischief,” write Michaels and Knappenberger. “For example, see how the EPA uses greenhouse gas emissions instead of climate change to promote its regulations limiting carbon dioxide emissions from power plants.”

The EPA says its rule to cut carbon dioxide emissions from power plants 30 percent by 2030 will reduce carbon dioxide emissions by as much as 555 million metric tons per year in 15 years — sounds like a lot, but it will have a negligible impact on global temperatures.

Even if the EPA got rid of carbon dioxide from all power plants currently operating, global temperature rises by 0.03 degrees Celsius by 2100.

“Government action occurs incrementally, program-by-program and step-by-step, and climate impacts are not attributable to any single action, but are exacerbated by a series of smaller decisions, including decisions made by the government,” the White House wrote.

“Therefore, the statement that emissions from a government action or approval represent only a small fraction of global emissions is more a statement about the nature of the climate change challenge, and is not an appropriate basis for deciding whether to consider climate impacts under [the National Environmental Policy Act],” the White House added.

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Is Your Goat Shrinking? Must be Climate Change!

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I know, we all prize our goats (especially if you’re in with ISIS), but there is a danger lurking out there.  It’ a previously unknown phenomena called…

(Dun dun daaaaa!)

GOAT SHRINKAGE!

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, you precious goat (beloved if you’re in ISIS) is being secretly shrunk by Global Cooling Global Warming Climate Change!   Caused by a previously unknown phenomena called solar inflicted intergoatal scoliosis, your goats are being shrunk before your eyes!  For more on this devastating development, we now go to Watts up With That…

From Durham University, and the “would you, could you, with a goat” department comes this inanity. They can’t come up with any other explanation, so it must be ‘climate change’. At the rate of observed shrinkage, the goats will be palm sized by the year 2100. Just think of the pet market!

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Via Eurekalert:

‘Shrinking goats’ another indicator that climate change affects animal size

Alpine goats appear to be shrinking in size as they react to changes in climate, according to new research from Durham University.

The researchers studied the impacts of changes in temperature on the body size of Alpine Chamois, a species of mountain goat, over the past 30 years.

To their surprise, they discovered that young Chamois now weigh about 25 per cent less than animals of the same age in the 1980s.

In recent years, decreases in body size have been identified in a variety of animal species, and have frequently been linked to the changing climate.

However, the researchers say the decline in size of Chamois observed in this study is striking in its speed and magnitude.

The research, funded by the Natural Environment Research Council is published in the journal Frontiers in Zoology.

According to leading environmentalists, there are a handful of solutions to Goat Shrinkage…

1.  Just effing die you effing right wing Christian scum!

2.  Introduce a killer disease to decrease the human population, let’s call it…

3.  Make everyone live in thatch huts (except environmentalists), abandon all modern transportation (except environmentalists), decrease the lifestyle and diets of all humans (except environmentalists).

4.  Leave most of the population to freeze to death because of global warming.

5.  Make Al Gore a billionaire.

Just remember kids, it’s for the goats (and the ISIS members that love them so. very. much.)

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#ClimateChange: #ClimateMarch Of The Goofy-Footed Alarmists

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 Hat/Tip to WeaselZippers. So this is the Gore-distas’ big push to bring Global Climate Warming Change to the forefront of America’s attention.

*YAWN*

But WeaselZippers is covering this excellently, so we’d thought we’d bring it to you, with a Hat/Tip to them.

Today is the “People’s Climate March”, supposedly going off in 1000+ locations all over the world to bring the world’s attention to the dangers of Climate Change.

 

As we reported yesterday, they are assembling in 6 main groups in NYC, some with fun names like “The Science is Settled”, “We Have The Solutions” and We Know Who Is Responsible”(let me spoil it for you, rush to the ending-the capitalists did it!). Some of the groups marching? SEIU, CAIR and Democratic Socialists. Sounds like scientists, right?

We’ll be trying to cover it throughout the day and post fun things for your enjoyment. — This one may take the prize:

 

 


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The same folks that made an appearance in Ferguson, in Florida for Trayvon, etc. All the same leftist activists run from crisis to crisis in order to pull people to the ultimate goal, revolution and communism. At least these guys are honest about it, in that sense.
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See more below the fold.

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Here’s a start:

 

Let’s get our Freak on!  

What’s a march without a giant racist-looking puppet? I think this is a recycled puppet I saw at Occupy when they broke into the Trinity Church lot in NYC.

 

And it wouldn’t be complete without the interpretive dance portion!

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Fantasy: Al Gore Says No Arctic Ice in 2014 – Reality: Summer Ice Cap 1.7 Million Square Kilometers Bigger

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Hat/Tip to the Daily Mail.

In 2007, he won The Nobel Peace and then candidate and US Senator, Barack Obama predicted doom and gloom concerning Global Climate Warming Change.

The speech by former US Vice-President Al Gore was apocalyptic.

“The North Polar ice cap is falling off a cliff,” he said. “It could be completely gone in summer in as little as seven years. Seven years from now.”

Those comments came in 2007 as Mr. Gore accepted the Nobel Peace Prize for his campaigning on climate change.

But the reality is that the ice cap is expanding.

But seven years after his warning, The Mail on sunday can reveal that, far from vanquishing, the Arctic ice cap has expanded for the second year in succession – with a surgery, depending on how you measure it, of between 43 and 63 percent since 2012.

The expanding ice cap is making things easier for the Polar Bears, but you won’t be seeing any photos of them running around on all that extra ice. That just doesn’t play into the Progressive world view.

If Al Gore really wanted to predict that we’d have less of something, only to find out to that we have vastly more of that commodity; well it’s too bad he didn’t predict that we’d have less Conservative candidates running for office… We sure as hell could use 43 – 63% more of them now!

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Why Global Warming Alarmism Isn’t Science – THE best article on why, and how the “Greenies” are wrong

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noun: science

~ the intellectual and practical activity encompassing the systematic study of the structure and behavior of the physical and natural world through observation and experiment ~

There is it, ladies and gentlemen; the definition of the word science. But that’s what it is, not what it isn’t.

Science is not a set of dogmas, and it is not a pronouncement by a committee. It is a method. Richard Feynman, perhaps the world’s most eminent physicist, put it this way:

In general, we look for a new law by the following process: First we guess it; then we compute the consequences of the guess to see what would be implied if this law that we guessed is right; then we compare the result of the computation to nature, with experiment or experience, compare it directly with observation, to see if it works. If it disagrees with the experiment, it is wrong. In that simple statement is the key to science. It does not make any difference how beautiful your guess is, it does not make any difference how smart you are, who made the guess, or what his name is—if it disagrees with experiment, it is wrong.

Science is just that, science, not predictions, suppositions or sooth-saying. Science isn’t based on a “model,” computer or otherwise, which tries to predict the future. Science is the systematic study of our world.

The catastrophic anthropogenic global warming theory is based entirely on models, which are programmed by their creators to predict disaster. But we know for a fact that the models are wrong, because they disagree with reality. When the facts collide with a theory, the facts win.

And when you actually apply real, functional scientific principles to the climate models, an odd thing happens.

At Watts Up With That?, Don Easterbrook applies the scientific method to the recently-produced National Climate Assessment (NCA). The NCA predicts all kinds of awful consequences from a hypothetical rise in temperature that is based exclusively on models, not on observation. Easterbrook finds that the NCA fails the test of reality. Here are a few examples.

NCA assertion: “Temperatures are projected to rise another 2°F to 4°F in most areas of the United States over the next few decades.” “By the end of this century, a roughly 3°F to 5°F rise is projected under a lower emissions scenario, and a 5°F to 10°F rise for a higher emissions.”

Facts: How do we check the validity of this prediction? Well, we can look at comparisons of previous computer model results to recorded satellite temperatures. Figure 2 shows Roy Spencer’s plot of 44 of the latest climate models versus satellite measurements. As his graph shows, the models were not even close to the real measured temperatures. The obvious conclusion here is that the models failed miserably, a fact admitted to by the IPCC in their latest report.

global lower atmospheric temps versus reality

2. NCA assertion: “It has been known for almost two centuries that carbon dioxide traps heat.”

Facts: That’s not the question—it’s not if CO2 is a greenhouse gas, it’s how much is there in the atmosphere (Fig. 3) and how much can it affect climate? CO2 makes up only 3.6% of the greenhouse gases (Fig. 4) and coupled with the fact that the atmospheric concentration has changed only 0.0065% since recent warming began in 1978 (Fig. 3), there is no way that this miniscule amount can have any significant effect on climate. Water vapor accounts for ~95% of the greenhouse effect and computer modelers put a large arbitrary water vapor factor in their computer programs, claiming that if CO2 increases, so will water vapor. But that isn’t true—atmospheric water vapor has been declining since 1948 (Fig. 5), not increasing, so modelers who put a water vapor driver in their programs will not have a valid output.

So the “Greenies” don’t like CO2, but without it, our world would be a vast frozen wasteland.

*sigh*

This is a critically important point. Everyone agrees that CO2 is a greenhouse gas. (That’s a good thing; the Greenhouse Effect makes life on Earth possible.) The problem from the hysterics’ point of view is that doubling the tiny concentration of CO2 in the atmosphere would, without more, have only an insignificant–and in fact, beneficial–effect on the Earth’s climate. The Earth would become a greener and slightly warmer place. (It is ironic that “greens” are obsessively hostile to the very substance–carbon dioxide–that makes the Earth green.) The hysterics admit this, so their models are programmed to amplify the effect of increased CO2. They hypothesize positive feedbacks, most notably by assuming that increasing CO2 will lead to a higher concentration of water vapor. The supposedly baleful consequences of burning fossil fuels are mostly indirect; they derive primarily from the feedbacks, not from the CO2.

But, as Easterbrook says, we know that this assumption is false. Carbon dioxide levels have been increasing for some decades now, and that has not led to an increase in water vapor in the atmosphere. On the contrary, as Easterbrook notes, atmospheric water vapor has declined since 1948. So, once again, the alarmists’ models are simply wrong.

Remember Al Gore’s wild claims about the rising sea levels and how they were going to flood our coastlines by now? Well, as we all know, it was bunk. Here are two graphics to show how wrong he is.

Okay, so this first graphic shows actual sea level rise (in blue at the bottom of the chart) and predictions based on hard numbers, versus the wild claims of the “Greenies,” (in red on the graph) which base their claims on faulty computer models.

nca sea level rise predictions versus reality

But I think the best evidence that our sea levels won’t be rising anytime soon is this. Global Climate Warming Change huckster, Albert Gore purchased himself a $9 million mansion overlooking the ocean in Montecito, CA. I’m guessing if he really believed the bunk he peddles, he’d be living on a mountainside somewhere.

Al Gore's Montecito, CA Oceanside Mansion
Al Gore’s Montecito, CA Oceanside Mansion

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Earth Day 2014: In Search of the Missing Myth

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It’s Earth Day 2014 Hippie Burn Out/ Get High and Celebrate Marxism Day! So, to commemorate it with the prerequisite amount of ridicule, here is one more of several classic CH 2.0 posts. Enjoy!

Now friends, since the war on women has backfired, gun control was defeated, and the Boston Marathon Bombers were not white, the messiah is creating more and more distractions from his economic failure. But there is one thing that is conspicuous in its absence. What the hell happened to global warming? It’s taken a back seat during the campaign. Since when is the apocalypse put on hold? I am therefore declaring it missing, and would like your help in finding it.

According to Director Robert S. Mueller, III, FBI Director, Global Warming was reported missing several years ago, as the messiah took office. According to Director Mueller;

Global Warming has been discussed and debated quite a bit over the last year, however, it hasn’t actually been seen since 2007. No one that we have talked to has actually been in contact with Global Warming. It is quite a mystery, but I want the American to rest assured that we will search diligently until Global Warming is located. The messiah has charged me with this task, and we have our best people working on it.”

To supplement the forces of the messiah, I have enlisted the aid of our crack Conservative Hideout 2.0 Investigative Team. Here are some of our findings:

  1. Arctic Ice expanded by 31% in 2008, and 5000km more in 2011.
  2. Temperatures were colder in 2008.
  3. Solar output is closely correlated to global temperature.
  4. The Polar Bears are not dying off.
  5. Britain Suffers Coldest Winter Since 1962: Global Warming Alarmists Silent
  6. Global Warming Alert: Parts of US get 30 Inches of Snow Over Memorial Day Weendend!
  7. Uh Oh, Arctic Has Record Short Summer-Must be Because of Global Warming
  8. Record Cold in Peru, 250,000 Alpacas Perish: Global Warming to Blame?
  9. A Tale of Two Stories: Syrian Civil War Caused by Global Warming, Also Caused Nearly 1,000,000 More Square Miles of Arctic Sea Ice?
  10. Irony Overload: Research Ship Went to Antarctic to Prove Global Warming, is Now Stuck in the Ice
  11. Global Warming is Freezing the Great Lakes!

To gauge the Democratic response to those findings, we consulted with Al Borg, author of “An Inconsistent Truth.”

Me: Welcome Mr. Borg, I’d like your reaction to our findings. What is your response to the fact that global temperatures are dropping, and the arctic sea ice is growing?

Borg: WE ARE THE BORG. YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINTS TO SERVICE US.

Me: I see. Do you have a message for the American people?

Borg: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

Me: Ah heh…. Do you have any evidence to support your claims, especially in light of the correlation between solar activity and global temperature?

Borg: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE; YOU WILL SUFFER WHILE MY MANSIONS ARE BRIGHTLY LIT. I WILL LAUGH AS I FLY OVER YOUR FREEZING HOUSES IN MY PRIVATE JET.

Me: Mmkay, Goodbye (Damn, why are all these democrats freaks?).

Next, I decided to talk to a burnt out hippie to get a better feel for the opposition. After all, who best to know of Global Warming than a burnt out, unwashed hippie?

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Me: Hi hippie scum, ‘sup?

Hippie: DUUUUUDE! How is the cosmos treatin you man?

Me: Just fine, you burn out. What do you think about Earth Day?

Hippie: DUUUUUUDE! I was at Earth Day Maaaaan! The predictions are dire dude.

Me: How so?

Hippie: Did you know DUDE… that civilization will end within 15 or 30 years unless immediate action is taken against problems facing mankind. Not only that dude, that by 1995, somewhere between 75 and 85 percent of all the species of living animals will be extinct.

Me: Orly?

Hippie: Yeah DUDE! It’s a bummer maaan. But it gets worse. Did you know that the world will be eleven degrees colder in the year 2000? This is about twice what it would take to put us into an ice age. Duuude, it’s a major buzzkill (inhales deeply on a bong). How will we grow more weed duuuude?

Me: I see. Is there more?

Hippie: Oh yeah DUUUDE!! They were saying that by 1985, air pollution would have reduced the amount of sunlight reaching earth by one half? How will we grow weed dude? Did you also know that that in 1973, 200,000 Americans will die from air pollution, and that by 1980 the life expectancy of Americans would be 42 years?

Me: Hey man, answer me one question…what year is it?

Hippie: DUUUDE! Calendars are for fascists! We can’t be restrained by imposed time limits… Is it about 1972?

Me: (Facepalm) Do you know that it’s 2014, and NONE of the things you said even came close to happening?

Hippie: DUUUUUUUDE (Hits bong deeply)

With the few remaining brain cells of the hippie in their death throes, I decided to move on. I guess that because the earth had cooled between the late 40?s and late 70?s, the environmentalists made their exaggerations “fit” the data. Then, when the earth began to warm in the 80?s and 90?s, they had to retool their warnings of doom and gloom to create a “global Warming” scare. Each time though, it’s the same thing. We’re destroying the Earth, and it’s capitalism’s fault. What will they do if the current cooling continues? It just might given the fact that the sun is about to go into one of it’s regular phases of decreased output. How much do they expect the people of the world to “buy?”

Frankly, unless evidence proves the contrary, the Conservative Hideout can’t declare Man Made Global Warming missing, we may have to state that it never existed!

For more information, please read: Earth Day, Then and Now

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Westboro Baptist Church Founder, Fred Phelps, is Lifelong Democrat

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This is delicious irony, given the teachings of Fred Phelps are no more Christian than those of Anton Levey.  The left uses Phelps and his nonsense  (he never did read John 8:7, or get what it meant) to smear Christians.  But, it Christians that get the last laugh.  As Phelps reportedly is near death, it is revealed that he is a life-long democrat, having campaigned for the goracle, as well as have run ojn the democratic ticket himself.  Truth Revolt has more…

The founder of Westboro Baptist Church, Fred Phelps, notorious for leading hateful protests against gay rights, is actually a Democrat with long history of endorsing Democratic candidates.

On Tuesday, Politico provided some background on Phelps’ political history, most of which saw him endorsing Democrat candidates and running for office a number of times as a Democrat. In the 1990’s, Phelps ran in three Kansas Democratic primaries for Governor in 1990, 1994, and 1998, receiving only 15% of the vote. He also ran for Senator in 1992, receiving 31% of the vote, and for mayor of Topeka in 1993 and 1997.

Phelp’s endorsed Al Gore for the 1988 Presidential candidacy due to his opposition to a “gay bill of rights” and comments that homosexuality wasn’t something “society should affirm.” Phelps and his congregation later picketed the 1997 inaugural ceremony after he switched his opinions on gay rights. He also endorsed Bill Clinton in 1992.

In 1997, Phelps wrote a letter to Saddam Hussein, praising him for being “the only Muslim state that allows the Gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ to be freely and openly preached on the streets.” Hussein then granted Phelps permission to send a delegation to “preach the Gospel” for one week. Church congregates then traveled to Iraq where they protested the U.S. by standing on the streets of Baghdad holding signs condemning Bill and Hillary Clinton.

It’s funny that the party of the Klan attracted such a fine, upstanding citizens such as Phelps.  Actually, it’s not, but it seems that hate attracts hate.

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Polar Vortex to Deliver the Deep Freeze

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Could it be that global warming is really making it so cold that a large chunk of the US is going into the deep freeze?

The American Midwest and Northeast are preparing for a “polar vortex,” a megastorm that is expected to bring record low temperatures on Monday. So far extreme weather conditions have claimed at least 16 lives, paralyzed travel and caused power shortage.

For those exposed to the inclement conditions frostbite and hypothermia will be a danger as – 31°C is expected in North Dakota, – 35 °C in Minnesota, and – 26 degrees below Celsius in Indianapolis and Chicago. Adding the wind chill factor, the temperature could feel as low as – 56 °C.

The freezing air began to spread Sunday reaching areas as far south as the Gulf Coast.

“It may feel as cold as negative 50 to negative 60 on Sunday night over sections of the north-central states,” the Tom Moore, from the National Weather Service said to NBC News.

“In those conditions, frost bite sets in on exposed skin within five minutes…a person not properly dressed could die easily in those conditions,” Moore added.

Such harsh and freezing temperatures have not been witnesses in the region for 20 years.

Al Gore appears unavailable for comment.

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Apparently, Climate Change Causes Record Low Tornadoes: Has Climate Science Jumped the Sharknado?

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In another blow to the “settled science” of global cooling global warming climate change, it seems that the dire predictions of more severe weather, like tornadoes, have fizzled.  And when I say fizzled, I mean 180° out of phase total failure!  Michelle Malkin has more…

According to Climate Depot, 2013 shattered the record for the fewest U.S. tornadoes. 2012?s tally was well below normal as well.

Also, the 2013 Atlantic hurricane season ended with the fewest number of hurricanes since 1982.

Looks like that “settled science” is having some unsettling results.  Just this month, we showed that Al Gore’s prediction of a ice free Arctic was full of failure, with the ice increasing nearly one million square miles, in just one year-with a record short and cold Arctic summer.

And there are still people out there that are still beating the global cooling global warming climate change drum?  I guess low information voters need something to do in their spare time.

And, for your entertainment and education, here is a more accurate climate hypothesis!

Yes, my friends, the “settled science” of climate science has jumped the Sharknado!

Updated to correct a typo. 

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In 2008 Al Gore Predicts That Arctic Would be Ice Free by 2013

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A couple years ago, I predicted that the global cooling global warming climate change alarmists would stop making predictions, because if they continued, their predictions would not happen, making obvious their failure.  Today, we have an example of why I’m right.   It seems that in 2008, and again in 2009, Al Gore reported that the arctic sea ice would be gone by…right. about. now…

The 2009 repeat of the prediction can be embedded…

And, if you recall, that climate confab in Copenhagen was hampered by a blizzard…

More Global Warming Irony: Record Cold at Climate Confab

Moobattery has even more on Al Gore’s fail…

Last Friday marked an important anniversary in the history of the global warming hoax. On that day 5 years ago, Al Gore prophesied that the ice cap at the North Pole would be completely melted in 5 years. Let’s see how that prediction worked out:

The amount of sea ice in the Arctic has increased by close to 50 per cent compared to last year, according to satellite measurements.

ESA’s CryoSat mission revealed that in October this year the Arctic had 9000 cu km of sea ice. This compares to just 6000 cu km in October 2012.

Scientists believe part of this stronger performance is due to a greater retention of older ice.

It isn’t a 1-year fluke.

The CryoSat-2 satellite was designed to measure sea-ice thickness across the entire Arctic Ocean, and has allowed scientists, for the first time, to monitor the overall change in volume accurately.

Scientists claim around 90 per cent of the increase is due to growth of multi-year ice – which survives through more than one summer without melting – with only 10 per cent growth of first year ice.

They claim that thick, multi-year ice indicates healthy Arctic sea-ice cover.

This year’s multi-year ice is now on average about 20 per cent, or around 30 cm, thicker than last year.

Just so everyone remembers, there is a formula for all of this…

If it’s cold, it’s OMG global cooling global warming climate change!  We have to give up our lifestyles, live in thatch huts, and let the government control every aspect of our lives to stop it!

If it’s hot, it’s OMG global cooling global warming climate change!  We have to give up our lifestyles, live in thatch huts, and let the government control every aspect of our lives to stop it!

If it rains or snows too much, it’s OMG global cooling global warming climate change!  We have to give up our lifestyles, live in thatch huts, and let the government control every aspect of our lives to stop it!

If it rains or snows too little, it’s OMG global cooling global warming climate change!  We have to give up our lifestyles, live in thatch huts, and let the government control every aspect of our lives to stop it!

If severe storms hit the US, it’s OMG global cooling global warming climate change!  We have to give up our lifestyles, live in thatch huts, and let the government control every aspect of our lives to stop it!

If no severe storms hit the US, it’s OMG global cooling global warming climate change!  We have to give up our lifestyles, live in thatch huts, and let the government control every aspect of our lives to stop it!

The Other McCain shows how the scientific method was changed to accommodate global cooling global warming climate change…

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Remember, no matter what happens, it’s your fault, you racist, teabagger, hater!

 

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Al Gore has World-Wide Global Warming Extravaganza, Attracts Only 707 Worldwide Viewers

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What if Al Gore had a World-Wide Global Cooling Global Warming Climate Change The Big Lie panic-a-thon, and no one paid attention?

Nothing apparently, but it’s still worth noting that the big lie has fallen flat on it’s face.  Weasel Zippers has the information…

Via The New Nostradamus:

Al Gore’s 24 Hours of Reality extravaganza took place on October 22. Anybody noticed?

On YouTube it has been a whopping success: A total of 707 views worldwide!

Keep reading…

The 24 Hours of Reality?  Could that possible be the most ironic title ever?

Why not call it the…

Wide World of Failure…

You know, agony of defeat and all?

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Al Jazeera Ratings Makes MSNBC Look Like a Juggernaut: Yes, it’s THAT Bad

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If you recall, Glenn Beck wanted to buy Current TV, Al Gore’s failed TV Network, but was told that it didn’t match their values.  However, selling it to a Muslim network, Al Jazeera, was just fine.  And, what has Al Jazeera done?  Almost worse than nothing, if ratings are going to be your judge…

Al Jazeera America, which had hoped to challenge the major cable news networks, is falling on its face, based on last week’s ratings, in which some shows didn’t record a single viewer in the key 25-54 demographic.

The network, which was purchased from Al Gore in January for $500 million, is suffering from low distribution and poor content.

Consider This, a show on the new network hosted by Antonio Mora, had the distinction of averaging just 9,000 viewers for the week and 3,000 in the demo. Last Thursday night, according to Nielsen, the show racked up a zero in the demo. Compare that to the major cable news networks—which regularly average well over 200,000 in the demo—and you can see just how bad things are.

And we thought that MSNBC was poison to viewers?  This takes the cake.  Of course, many outlets have dropped Al Jazeera due to it’s questionable connections, and advertisers have avoided it due to the fact that no one watches it.

I bet Glenn Beck would have actual viewers, advertisers, and good content, but he didn’t match the values of team Gore.  Al Jazeera did.  What does that say about Gore, and Al Jazeera?

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Al Gore Predicted no Arctic Sea Ice, Ice Grew by Nearly 1,000,000 Square Miles After Record Short Arctic Summer

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Some time ago, I said that the Global Cooling, Global Warming, Climate Change, Big Lie proponents would eventually stop making predictions,  Because, when they spew their prophecies of gloom and doom, and they fail, people see through all of the bovine excrement.  The next video is an example why.  Seems that the Goracle made some scary predictions back in 2007, and, as all Big Lie predictions, it kinda-sorta had the exact opposite result…

As we have covered here, the Earth’s “fever,” has caused a record short Arctic Summer, and nearly 1,000,000 square miles more ice in the Arctic than there was last year. And, as for Antarctica, the ice is more extensive than ever. Because, as we know, global warming makes it colder.

Try not to think about the paradox, warming makes it colder-just obey.

They science is settled.

Obey!

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Record Cold in Peru, 250,000 Alpacas Perish: Global Warming to Blame?

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If you recall, the “science is settled,” and if you listen to the Goracle, to stave off our own impending doom, we have to live in thatch huts eating Soylent Green while he jets between his ginormous mansions.  You know, global cooling, global warming, climate change bullsh*t!

Well, apparently, the world is warming sooooo much, that Peru is freezing.  because, as we consumers of the settled science bullsh*t all know, global warming makes it cold!  Breitbart has more…

The Government of Peru has declared a state of emergency in parts of the southern Andean region of Puno after temperatures have plummeted to the coldest they have been in a decade. President Ollanta Humala announced emergency states in seven separate Puno provinces: Carabay, Sandia, Lampa, San Antonio de Putina, Melgar, Puno and El Collao. 

Not only have hundreds of families been affected, but more than 250,000 alpacas have died due to the freezing temperatures.

Now, don’t get any independent thoughts, the science bullsh*t is settled, and you must remember that warming causes cold, warming causes snow, the warming causes record Antarctic sea ice.  The warming causes the shortest Arctic summer on record.  And if you realize that the science is bullsh*t, they’ll call you a denier!

Linked by America Victorious.  Thanks!

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The Lie That Came In From The Cold

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Out In The ColdOops …

North Pole Sees Unprecedented July Cold – Arctic Sees Shortest Summer On Record (Climate Depot)

Al Gore commits seppuku; Obama calls for higher taxes to combat global cooling …

Arctic Sea Ice Melt Slowdown Begins More Than One Month Early – And Absolute Dead Media Silence On Antarctica! (No Tricks Zone)

In the second half of June, global warming catastrophe worshippers were already salivating worse than Pavlov’s dogs when Arctic sea ice melt accelerated at a dizzying rate. But in mid July, something happened unexpectedly: the North Pole saw one of its coolest summers since instrumental records have been kept, and sea ice melt also slowed down markedly, proceeding at a rate we normally only see only in the second half of August. Suddenly all the salivating among the alarmists has turned to gloom – no Arctic meltdown on which to feast upon this year.

One thing about socialists — they never fold a bad hand; they just accuse the deck of being racist:

“Call these deniers out. Hold them accountable. Ask them if they will admit climate change is a problem.” – Organizing For America (Barack Obama’s former campaign committee, now conveniently re-labeled as a non-partisan, non-profit organization)

People who oppose efforts to solve global warming will one day be loathed like racists, Al Gore said in a recent interview. Climate change skepticism must be condemned and corrected until its adherents see their folly.

… and deny any and all “inconvenient truths”:

The science is now all-but-settled on global warming, convincing new evidence demonstrates, but Al Gore, the IPCC and other global warming doomsayers won’t be celebrating. The new findings point to cosmic rays and the sun — not human activities — as the dominant controller of climate on Earth.

… because their true goal is not to combat global warming, or to protect the environment, or any of the thousand and one other causes that proliferate like kudzu vines to ensnare the idealistic, the idiotic, and the immoderate.  Their intention is what it’s always been since first codified by Karl Marx and Fredrick Engels — the destruction of capitalism.

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