It’s Earth Day Hippie Burn Out/ Get High and Celebrate Marxism Day! So, to commemorate it with the prerequisite amount of ridicule, here is the first of several classic CH 2.0 posts. Enjoy! Now friends, since the war on women has backfired, gun control was defeated, and the Boston Marathon Bombers were not white, the messiah is creating more and more distractions from his economic failure. But there is one thing that is conspicuous in its absence. What the hell happened to global warming? It’s taken a back seat during the campaign. Since when is the apocalypse put on hold? I [...]
Al Gore
From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives, July 20, 2035: Satan Expels Al Gore from Hell
In a move that surprised many, Satan today announced that he has permanently banned Al Gore from Hell. “I just couldn’t take it anymore” Satan told reporters during a conference call to explain his actions. I mean from the moment he died and ended up down here he’s been nothing but a pain in the ass. The other damned souls can’t stand him. He keeps going from one circle of Hell to the other talking about reducing one’s carbon footprint. Look, I’m the Devil. I’m the one who’s supposed to be doing the torturing. I had to tell him to [...]
Manhattan Infidel Presents: A Sampling of This Year’s Christmas Specials
Here at the headquarters of Manhattan Infidel our mission statement mentions our pride in disseminating the latest in culture. And what says culture more than a cheap made for TV movie? The mission statement also mentions I am lactose-intolerant. Yet I also love to eat pizza with extra cheese. While eating ice cream. And practicing auto-eroticism. And drinking milk. And now with the Christmas holiday behind us it is time to review this year’s top Christmas-themed specials. And please, lay off the cheese. I have a sensitive digestive tract. Unlike the innocent Christmas specials of the past which featured singers [...]
Hanoi John Hot Over ‘Warming’ Critics
John F. Kerry, the not-so-swiftslanderer of U.S. troops, tax-dodgingyachtsman supreme, and — along with the despicable Jane Fonda — the best friend the Viet Cong ever had (See comment below by aJey at the Khmer connection), has reported for duty once again, this time aiming his AK at everyone who’s had the unmitigated gall to expose the global warming scam of the international socialists: Kerry acknowledged and bemoaned the success of those who question the notion of human-induced global warming. He compared skeptics to flat-earthers and decried what he called a “concerted assault on reason.” “Climate change, over the last few years, [...]
Heat Stroked
Note From Matt: I’m please to announce the we have a new contributor here at the CH 2.0, Bob Mack, from Be Sure You’re Right, Then go Ahead. Please give him a warm welcome. Leon Panetta Claims Global Warming Is Now A National Security Threat While the Russian bear threatens to preemptively blow the bejesus out of NATO’s European missile defense shield, while the Chinese People’s Liberation Army is building upfaster than an Olympian on steroids, when looming budget cuts, automatic sequestration, and the scrapping of most of our nuclear arsenal by Barack Obama foreshadows the impending transformation of the once mighty U.S. [...]
Earth Day 2012: Searching for the Missing Myth
Here is a classic Conservative Hideout post for Earth Day 2012… Now friends, since the war on women has backfired, and the messiah is creating more and more distractions from his economic failure, there is a lull in the domestic news. But there is one thing that is conspicuous in its absence. What the hell happened to global warming? It’s taken a back seat during the campaign. Since when is the apocalypse put on hold? I am therefore declaring it missing, and would like your help in finding it. According to Director Robert S. Mueller, III, FBI Director, Global Warming was reported missing [...]
Polar Bears Dying off? Not so Much: Another Blow to Climate Alarmists
The longer we look at the Global Cooling Global Warming Global Climate Disruption scam, the more and more it starts to fall apart. One of the iconic images of the scam is this, featuring the poor polar bears… You see, our selfish use of fossil fuels is casuing the ice to melt, leaving the poor, defenseless polar bears without a means to hunt. To save these poor creatures, all we have to do is submit to the nanny state! Well, that’s not quite the case, according to our friends to the great white north… The debate about climate change and [...]
Keith Olbermann Fired: Still Can’t Play well with Others? UPDATED: Olbermann’s Response
It seems that Keith Olbermann is having a very hard time holding a job. After less than a year on Current TV, Olbermann was let go by the network. The Blaze has more… “We created Current to give voice to those Americans who refuse to rely on corporate-controlled media and are seeking an authentic progressive outlet. We are more committed to those goals today than ever before,” network co-founders Al Gore and Joel Hyatt wrote in a letter to viewers. “Current was also founded on the values of respect, openness, collegiality, and loyalty to our viewers. Unfortunately these values are no [...]
Al Gore’s Ocean Front Mansion?
It’s a very special pic of the day. The following is allegedly the newest addition to the Goracle’s collection of mansions. And, according to USA Today, he bought it a couple years ago. UPDATE: Linked by Wyblog, thanks! Related posts: Occupy Portland Protester Charged with Pushing Cop in Front of Bus-Their Media Head Threatens More of the Same From the Front Lines of the Culture Wars: White Paper is Racist! From The Front Lines of the Culture Wars: Student Disciplined for Thinking Homosexuality is Wrong Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
Breaking News! Big Bright Ball in sky Controls Climate!
Are you sitting? I certainly hope so, because we have the mother of all news flashes. Some of you have probably heard of, or may have even read about, a big ball of hot gas that sits right in the middle of our solar system. No friends, I’m not talking about the bubble of hot gas in Washington DC, this one is actually beneficial! Anyway, this big ball of hot gas-we’ll call it the “sun,” apparently has the ability to change our weather! Here are the details on this shocking development, from some really smart people! The science is now [...]
Useful Idiot of the Month: August 2011
Well kids, it’s here. The Useful Idiot of the Month Poll is up and ready for your votes. There are quite a few candidates this month, and all are deserving… Rep. Frederica Wilson: “When you look at African American males, 40% of them are unemployed, those under 30 years of age. I understand exactly the entire nation must be involved in this recovery but the black community is experiencing a great recession. That’s what we’re experiencing. And all of the growth in the past 30 years, we see it slipping away. From home ownership, the middle class; it’s slipping away [...]
Al Gore Sells Brooklyn Bridge!
Despite howling winds, snow drifts of 10 to 15 feet and bitter cold, former Vice President Al Gore sold the Brooklyn Bridge today to a group of tourists from Slovakia. At noon, Gore approached a group of tourists taking photos and asked them if they would like to “buy the bridge.“ Naturally the tourists were delighted. “This is a generous country. We came here to see famous bridge and we go home owning it” said the spokesman for the group. Gore explained that part of the proceeds from the sale will be go towards his new global warming foundation. Look [...]
More Global Warming Irony: Record Cold at Climate Confab
Remember last year’s climate conference at Copenhagen? It was a great time, complete with the unseasonal cold and snow that made the AGW protesters look…well…really silly. So, it seems, they decided to hold this years propaganda fest in a warmer location. Cancun Mexico was selected, and I’m thinking that they really could not have expected this… “Gore effect” strikes Cancun Climate Conference 3 days in a row: Dr. Roy Spencer, who is in Cancun representing climate skepticism on behalf of CFACT writes on his blog: Today’s my first full day in Cancun at COP-16, and as I emerged from my hotel [...]
Useful Idiot of the Month Poll: November 2010
I’m a bit late getting the poll and post up, but here it is. Here is a breakdown of their worthiness: Nancy Pelosi- Self explanatory Valerie Jarret-From Always on Watch In his biography of Obama, “The Bridge,” David Remnick, editor of The New Yorker, quotes White House senior adviser and longtime Obama friend Valerie Jarrett: “I think Barack knew that he had God-given talents that were extraordinary. He knows exactly how smart he is. … He knows how perceptive he is. He knows what a good reader of people he is. And he knows that he has the ability — [...]
Discovery Channel Hostage Taker “Awakened” by Gore’s Movie
I didn’t cover this yesterday. Recent history has shown that when one of these incidents occurs, it takes a day or two to get all of the information out. This case is not an exception. After twisting things in knots for most of the last 24 hours, the left has some big news to cover up or scrub. For the latest on what seems to be James Lee’s true motivation, kindly take a look at this from NewsBusters. Before the incident began, Lee posted the following demands at his website savetheplanetprotest.com: The Discovery Channel MUST broadcast to the world their [...]
No Whites Allowed: Yes, This Really Happened
While professional race-baiter Al “Somewhere Inside Me There’s a Little Boy (Because I Ate Him)” Sharpton goes for the jugular — and the contents of your House — and the owner of “Los Suns” introduces Spanglish to the NBA in protest of Arizona’s immigration law, back in the rest of real America, racism is as strong as ever: An Ann Arbor elementary school principal used a letter home to parents tonight to defend a field trip for black students as part of his school’s efforts to close the achievement gap between white and black students. Dicken Elementary School Principal Mike [...]
A Lawsuit Based on a False Assumption: Class Action Suit Based on AGW
There is a rather interesting development on the AGW front. It seems that a group has filed a class action lawsuit against energy companies for causing global warming. The class action suit brought by residents from southern Mississippi, which was ravaged by hurricane-force winds and driving rains, was first filed just weeks after the August 2005 storm hit. “The plaintiffs allege that defendants’ operation of energy, fossil fuels, and chemical industries in the United States caused the emission of greenhouse gasses that contributed to global warming,” say the documents seen by the AFP news agency. The increase in global surface [...]
ClimateGate Scientist Phil Jones to Step Down During Investigation
This just in from Newbusters… The British scientist in the middle of the growing ClimateGate scandal is temporarily stepping down from his position as head of the University of East Anglia’s Climatic Research Unit pending an investigation. The Associated Press reported moments ago (h/t Marc Morano): Britain’s University of East Anglia says the director of its prestigious Climatic Research Unit is stepping down pending an investigation into allegations that he overstated the case for man-made climate change. The university says Phil Jones will relinquish his position until the completion of an independent review into allegations that he worked to alter [...]
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