Elmer J. Fudd Shot Dead!

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Elmer J. Fudd pictured with his infamous assault shot gun.

Local resident and hunting enthusiast Elmer J. Fudd was gunned down by a SWAT team today when he refused to give up his “assault” double-barreled shotgun.

“We had no choice” said the Captain of the county’s newly-organized SWAT team.

He refused to give up his shotgun, or rifle.  I don’t know what it was but it looked dangerous.  Probably some sort of modified assault weapon.  Look, haven’t we learned anything after the Newtown tragedy?  The state can no longer tolerate guns like that in the hands of citizens. That’s why Governor Cuomo signed the SAFE act into law.

Fudd was known around town as a gun nut and avid hunter.  As such he had been under police surveillance for awhile.  The EPA had even visited him on one occasion to ask him to stop hunting.

“Look, first off meat is murder” said the EPA agent who visited Fudd.

And if meat is murder then killing meat is a double homicide.  I told him that he had to adjust to modern times.  The second amendment was written long before assault shotguns came into existence. For the greater good he had to give up his guns. Or at least keep them in a safe so his neighbors wouldn’t worry.  He wouldn’t do either. He was just stubborn. He even volunteered to bring his gun to school so children could look at it and see it wasn’t dangerous.  “A gun is a tool” he told  me.  “No better or worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything.  A gun is as good or bad as the man using it.  Remember that.”  He actually said that.  What kind of crazy talk is that?

Before leaving Fudd the agent told him that he would have a week to surrender his weapons.

When the week was up the SWAT team surrounded his residence and told him to come out with his hands up.  Elmer opened his front door,dressed to go hunting with his infamous double-barreled assault shotgun his hands.

“Shhh. Be vewy vewy quiet, I’m hunting wabbits” he was heard to say followed by “Kiww the wabbit, kiww the wabbit, kiww the wabbit!”

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“We knew we had a potentially explosive situation on our hands” according the the SWAT captain.

We didn’t know if he had any hostages in the house and we had to diffuse things. Neighborhood children were watching. What sort of message would we be sending if we didn’t take him out.  He disobeyed a direct order to lay down his weapon.  So we opened fire.

For a full minute a hale of bullets pierced the screaming Fudd.  When it was over Fudd lay motionless on his stomach.

We approached very carefully because we didn’t know if he was alive.  No one wanted to take any chances.

Agents soon discovered that Fudd was miraculously still alive.

“Where’s my gun?  I just want to go hunting” he mumbled.

Even bleeding profusely from multiple bullet penetrations he still wanted his gun. That just goes to show you how dangerous gun nuts are.  So we finished him off with a few rounds to the head.

Fudd’s house will be torn down and a plaque placed at the location as a reminder of the dangers of guns in the hands of private citizens.

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According to Justice Department, Gun Registration and Consfiscation Needed to Make Assault Weapons Ban Work

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You know, I almost want to gloat, if it were not so tragic.  For years, bloggers such as myself have been warning that the Democrats would go for a gun grab at the first opportune moment.  Of course, a ton of people made light of that, but they aren’t laughing now.  And for the latest evidence, a leaked DOJ email sh0ws what the government really thinks of the Second Amendment.  Apparently the government thinks that gun registration and confiscation will be needed.  the NRA has more…

I love the part where they admit that an assault weapon ban wouldn’t impact gun violence.

But, gun registration and confiscation  is the main objective anyway.

H/T: GateWay Pundit

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NY Assemblyman Reveals Democrats Plans for Gun Confiscation

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Once again, we have stated that the liberal/democrat goal is for gun confiscation.  It has always been the goal.  And while they may hide that intent with “reasonable” sounding rhetoric, confiscation is the goal.  It is always the end game.  For the latest example, let’s see what NY Assmeblyman, Steve McLaughlin has to say on the matter…

Here it is. This is the video where I was asked to keep the Democrat proposals for the NY SAFE Act away from the public. This list was given to me by a colleague and it is not confidential.

This bill was an attack on the 2nd amendment and the Democrats clearly wanted to dismantle the work of the Founding Fathers. None of these amendments were included in the final bill thanks to us fighting back. I will not stand silent while these unpatriotic proposals are pathetically thrown at us a 11 o’clock at night:

1. Confiscation of “assault weapons”
2. Confiscation o ten round clips
3. Statewide database for ALL Guns
4. Continue to allow pistol permit holder’s information to be replaced to the public
5. Label semiautomatic shotguns with more than 5 rounds or pistol grips as “assault weapons”
6. Limit the number of rounds in a magazine to 5 and confiscation and forfeiture of banned magazines
7. Limit possession to no more than two (2) magazines
8. Limit purchase of guns to one gun per person per month
9. Require re-licensing of all pistol permit owners
10. Require renewal of all pistol permits every five years
11. State issued pistol permits
12. Micro-stamping of all guns in New York State
13. Require licensing of all gun ammo dealers
14. Mandatory locking of guns at home
15. Fee for licensing, registering weapons

As you can see, the suggestions here represent the slippery slope towards confiscation.  Now that the liberals have unmasked themselves, they have to make a big push to get their gun confiscation legislation through.  They aren’t going to be able to go back to avoiding the Second Amendment-they need results, and soon.

H/T:  The Daley Gator

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Illinois Gun Bill to Ban Assault Weapons Bans About Every Modern Firearm

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On New Years Eve, I made the point that liberals are gun grabbers that needed a justification to take all the guns.  A great example of this is an Illinois Gun bill that might be proposed in the lame duck session of the their State Legislature…

Press release:

“The ISRA has learned from a credible source that Illinois Senate President John Cullerton [above] will introduce a so called ‘assault weapons’ ban on Wednesday when the legislature returns for its ‘lame duck’ session. Cullerton hopes to ramrod the bill through and get it to Governor Quinn for signature by Friday. If he is successful at doing so, nearly every gun you currently own will be banned and will be subject to confiscation by the Illinois State Police . . .

Read the rest of the article, if you will.

This is a classic tactic of the left, given that most of the electorate is a tad bit “under-informed,” and rely on the MSM for their information.  All they have to do is lie, and say that their ban only included, “ugly guns.”  With the bleating sheep not realizing that they are about to be taken, the leftists skate their nasty legislation through.  Must be easy if you rely on your electorate to be clueless.

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