My Exclusive Interview with New York Governor Andrew Cuomo

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Manhattan Infidel, you have no place in New York!

Manhattan Infidel, you have no place in New York!

Today at Manhattan Infidel I am pleased to have as my guest the current chief executive of the empire state, Governor Andrew Cuomo himself.

MI:  Good morning Governor Cuomo.  I want to start by asking you a few questions about some recent comments of yours.

GC: You mean about how the Irish are savage pigs?

MI: No.

GC: You mean my comment that all Paddys should be banned from the workplace.  

MI: Um, no.

GC: Because the Irish savages should be.  I’d like to see a return to the days of the “No Irish Need Apply” signs.

Irish savages have no place in New York!

Irish savages have no place in New York!

  It would make my heart warm, it would.

MI: Is this about your ex-wife Kerry Kennedy?  You’re still bitter aren’t you.

GC: Of course not.  As the governor of this great state it is my job to rise about petty grievances, even if they are with Irish scum.

MI: Okay.  Now back to my question. You were recently quoted as saying that conservatives, pro-lifers and those opposed to the so-called “Safe Act” have no right being in New York.

GC: That’s right.  New Yorkers are a progressive people.  And if you are pro-life, pro-gun, Christian or conservative that means you’re an extremist and you should get the hell out of my state!

MI: Really?  Doesn’t this seem a little, I don’t  know, extreme to you?

GC: And I forgot about the Irish.  They have no right in my state either.

MI: Dude.

GC: That’s why I will be introducing a bill called the “Extreme Christian Gun Lover Identification Bill.”  In this bill, extreme right-wing Christians who love guns and are opposed to female reproductive freedom, will have to wear a mark on their clothing to identify themselves to the non-extremist New Yorkers.  I might not be able to throw them all out of my state but by God we will identify them and warn people about their presence.  They are rats.  They breed disease. They must be isolated.

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MI:You need help.

GC: And this is just the first step.  Once they have been marked I plan to move them to segregated compounds.  This is for their own safety.  The non-extreme New Yorkers might take it upon themselves to attack these extremists.  But not with guns. How they will do this I don’t know.  Knives?  Forks?  Sporks?  Fresh fruit?

MI: Let’s talk about that.  Your so-called “Safe Act” has made it very hard for law-abiding citizens of this state to defend themselves.  Yet you have armed guards. Why is your life more important than mine?

GC: I’m Andrew Cuomo, dammit.

MI: You haven’t answered my question.

GC: What are you, some sort of extremist?

MI:  I’m also Irish.

GC: I thought so.  Stay right there.  Don’t move.  I’m going to have my security guards give you a badge to wear on your clothes so real New Yorkers know you’re an extremist.

MI: Yeah, I don’t think so.  By the way, will you be marching in this year’s St. Patrick’s Day parade?  It’s a celebration of Irish heritage.

GC: Don’t talk to me about the Irish.  A terrible thing happened to me.  An Irishman dropped a safe from a 15-story building and it landed on my head and killed me.

MI:Well if you’re dead then I guess there is no sense in asking you where I can find the Susquehanna Hat Company.

[Governor Cuomo becomes agitated and starts pulling his hair and running around in circles.]

GC:  Susquehanna!  Susquehanna!

MI: I’ll just let myself out.

GC: Susquehanna!  Susquehanna!

[Governor Cuomo collapses]

Politicians.  They are a crazy bunch.  Especially extremists like Governor Cuomo.

Original Post:  Manhattan Infidel

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Obama Administration Threatens to Arrest Catholic Priests That Minister to Troops During Democrat Manufactured Shut Down

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According to Da Tech Guy, the Obama Administration has found a way to combine their hatred of Christians, with blaming the government shut down on the GOP…

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“I expect to die in bed, my successor will die in prison and his successor will die a martyr in the public square. His successor will pick up the shards of a ruined society and slowly help rebuild civilization, as the church has done so often in human history.”

Cardinal Francis George

Apparently Cardinal George’s prophecy is being fast forwarded

In a stunning development, some military priests are facing arrest if they celebrate mass or practice their faith on military bases during the federal government shutdown.

This is right out of the Soviet playbook

“With the government shutdown, many [government service] and contract priests who minister to Catholics on military bases worldwide are not permitted to work – not even to volunteer,” wrote John Schlageter, the general counsel for the Archdiocese for the Military Services USA, in an op-ed this week. “During the shutdown, it is illegal for them to minister on base and they risk being arrested if they attempt to do so.”

So, even God is banned during the Democrat engineered government shut down?  Apparently so!

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Pentagon Blocks Southern Baptist Convention Website: New Round of Attacks on Christians?

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A couple weeks ago, we covered how the military was now classifying Catholics and Evangelicals along with terror groups and Christian Identity groups.  It’s the lastest in the SPLC-styled effort to smear Christians by comparing them to actual hate groups.  In the latest round of this effort, it seems that the Pentagon has banned the Southern Baptist Convention website from military installations around the US…

The U.S. Military has blocked access to the Southern Baptist Convention’s website on an unknown number of military bases because it contains “hostile content” — just weeks after an Army briefing labeled Evangelical Christians and Roman Catholics as examples of religious extremism, Fox News has learned.

The Southern Baptist Convention is the nation’s largest Protestant denomination known for its support of the pro-life movement and its strong belief in traditional marriage.

Southern Baptist chaplains reported that SBC.net had been blocked at military installations around the nation. An Air Force officer told Fox News that when he tried to log on to the website he received a message that his Internet usage was being logged and monitored for trying to access a blocked site.

Um, this is yet another example of how the Obama administration has seemed to selectively singled out Christians for censorship.  Kinda reminds me of this…

18 “If the world hates you, just remember that it has hated me first. 19 If you belonged to the world, then the world would love you as its own. But I chose you from this world, and you do not belong to it; that is why the world hates you. 20 Remember what I told you: “Slaves are not greater than their master.’ If people persecuted me, they will persecute you too; if they obeyed my teaching, they will obey yours too. 21 But they will do all this to you because you are mine; for they do not know the one who sent me.

John 15


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Right Angles Declared Racist

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Right angle?  Or Klan member?

The teaching of right angles will be dropped from the curriculum of America’s public schools after it was announced that they are considered “racist and not in keeping with mainstream American values.”

Declared DNC chairperson Debbie Wasserman Schultz:

If President Obama’s election and reelection have shown anything, it is that it is time for America to move beyond its racist days of slavery, Jim Crow, Ku Klux Klanism and Republican party policies.

Pressure had been building for years to stop teaching about right angles.  Two years ago Michael Mulgrew (pictured here)

Math is hard and right angles are racist!

of the United Federation of Teachers told a group of teachers that

The teaching of the so-called doctrine of the so-called right angle is something we are looking to stop.  The angle declares itself right, which means it is racist, which means it is Republican.  Besides.   Math is hard.

Also opposed to the teaching of right angles are various gay groups who are alarmed by the “straight angle” created by a right angle.

The AIDS coalition to unleash power (ACT UP) has announced plans to demonstrate wherever right angles are taught.  Said a member of the organization’s Action Committee:

Right angles cause AIDS.  No money for Math!  Money to fight AIDS.

They have also declared their intention to protest wherever right angle are found, whether man-made or the result of nature.

Did you know that most of the street corners in Manhattan are right angles?  And we are supposed to just stand back and let this happen?

The right angle for his part defends himself.

Come on?  Seriously?  I was discovered by Euclid.  A Greek.  Live and let live I say.  I have no hidden agenda.  I’m simply an angle that bisects the angle formed by two halves of a straight line. That’s all.  Besides, wouldn’t children benefit from knowing all of Euclid’s Elements?

Despite its impassioned defense, activists look forward to the day when right angles will be shunned and consigned to the dustbin of history.

“This is just the beginning” said one activist.  “Today the right angle.  Tomorrow the straight line.”

It is time for all mathematical theorems to get with the program.  No longer will they be allowed to terrorize us with their objective truth.  They must serve the state and its ideology.

Attempts to reach the straight line to comment on this article were unsuccessful.

No doubt because it was participating in the patriarchy.

Original Post: Manhattan Infidel

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From the Culture Wars: Tufts University Bans Christian Student Group for Christianity

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Tolerance and diversity reared it’s ugly, hypocritical head at Tufts University  where is a Christian student group was given the boot for-are you ready for this?

Christian beliefs!

The Weekly Standard has more…

Tufts University in Medford, Massachusetts has banned a Christian group from campus because the group requires student leaders to adhere to “basic biblical truths of Christianity.” The decision to ban the group, called the Tufts Christian Fellowship, was made by officials from the university’s student government, specifically the Tufts Community Union Judiciary.

“The group had been operating in a state of suspended recognition after the Judiciary found that the group’s constitution excluded students from applying to leadership positions based on their beliefs. The clauses in question require that any TCF member who wishes to apply for a leadership role must adhere to a series of tenets called a Basis of Faith, or eight ‘basic Biblical truths of Christianity.’

Welcome to the world of tolerance and diversity, Christians at Tufts.  You see, your beliefs are at odds with your regressive masters, so you have to go.  Of course, you will be singled out, because I doubt  a Muslim group would be subjected to an infidel running their group.  Or, a gay group wouldn’t be forced to have a evangelical Christian in a leadership role.  But, since you worship and follow Jesus Christ, you will be singled out.

After all, banning Christians is the “tolerant” and “diverse” thing to do, right?

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BFFs DOA in Some UK Schools

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In some schools, the following is forbidden…

Yes, best friends have been banned in some British schools.  For the details, kindly consider the following, from the SUN…

TEACHERS are banning schoolkids from having best pals — so they don’t get upset by fall-outs.

Instead, the primary pupils are being encouraged to play in large groups.

Educational psychologist Gaynor Sbuttoni said the policy has been used at schools in Kingston, South West London, and Surrey.

She added: “I have noticed that teachers tell children they shouldn’t have a best friend and that everyone should play together.

“They are doing it because they want to save the child the pain of splitting up from their best friend. But it is natural for some children to want a best friend. If they break up, they have to feel the pain because they’re learning to deal with it.”

Why not ban them from loving their parents, just in case they die one day?  Or, don’t let them have a pet-it might get hit by a truck! Part of living is dealing with relationship changes, and loss.   It’s part of life.   Kids need to do it, or they’ll never learn to cope with more important relationships, or the losses that sometimes come with them.

I guess they’ll always have the nanny state though.  It’ll never go away-even when you want it to.

 

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