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Brett Favre’s Wife . . . A Logic Lesson!

In a news conference, Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting Quarterback for the Green Bay Packers football team next season.  Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be the starting QB because she had spent 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers – even though she has actually never played football at any level from grade school up, never ran the offense of any team, nor ever played the game. During this period of time, she became familiar with the definition of a corner blitz, the nickel package, man-to-man coverage, so she is now completely comfortable with all the other terminology involving the Packers […]

Irony Alert: The One Email She Didn’t Erase Announces She’s Running For President

Hat/Tip to Nickarama at Weasel Zippers. So she FINALLY produces an email, and it’s the one which says she’s running for POTUS. Go figure. Podesta sends email to Hillary 2008 alumni announcing she is in — first official announcement from the campaign. pic.twitter.com/AsOEw6Z33T — Jesse Berney (@jesseberney) April 12, 2015 . (•_•) <) )> READY / \ \(•_•) ( (> FOR / \ (•_•) <) )> Email ………………!!!!!! / \ — Bill (@DefendWallSt) April 12, 2015 But not everybody is pleased by this announcement… Here are 4 reasons #WhyImNotVotingForHillary “Did we survive the day?” http://t.co/Riq8jqAsD3 pic.twitter.com/OQkN202bct — Theresa Giarratano (@TMGijane) […]

Obama Fears Hillary Presidency: Launches SIX Private Investigations To Stop Her

  Hat/Tip to Greg Richter and Todd Beamon at Newsmax. Looks like the bad blood between the Obama camp and the Clintons is getting worse. Now author Ed Klein is reporting that Barack Obama fears a Hillary presidency because she wouldn’t be far left enough for him. He thinks she would work with the GOP to dismantle everything he’s put in place to “fundamentally transform the United States of America.” Holy crap! What a narcissist. Evidently he doesn’t understand the way that it works here in this country he hates so much. New presidents come in all the time and […]

UPDATED: Bill Clinton Is My Daddy

Editor’s Note: The original source of this story has pulled it off of their servers. Furthermore, the young lady in the picture (not the one to the left and below, but the beautiful young lady further down) is named Brittany Howes, and you can read her story here. Evidently she has no paternity suit pending on Bill Clinton, or anyone else for that matter. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hat/Tip to BFH at IOTWReport.com and TeaParty.org. What a disturbing thought, but given his past sexual proclivities, not out of the realm of possibility. One can only wonder how many other little Clintonians there are running […]

Cheryl Mills And Hillary Clinton: What We Must Not Forget About Benghazi And Their Cover Up

  The Benghazi Accountability Review Board, (ARB) washed Hillary Clinton white as snow, but the Board was as dirty as a rat’s nest. Admiral Mike Mullen served on the Board, and made it clear that Hillary Clinton was NOT to blame. Fearless reporter, Sharyl Attikson told us of Raymond Maxwell, who walked into the Foggy Bottom of the State Department and found Cheryl Mills and other destroying documents, and Congressman Trey Gowdy said “months and months” of Clinton emails are still missing. Details on all below–a jumble of information that must not be forgotten. The ARB didn’t interview Hillary, nor […]

Why Hillary Will Abandon Her Run For The White House

  Hat/Tip Alan Caruba at Doug Ross @ Journal. With scandals mounting, it is plain to see that Hillary Clinton’s plan to be the 45th President of the United States is floundering and she hasn’t even officially announced yet. The revelations, reported initially in the most left-wing newspaper in the nation, The New York Times, that Hillary Clinton used her own private emails to conduct public business, suggests that there are forces within the Democratic Party that do not want her to be its candidate for President in 2016. It’s not like Hillary did not know she was supposed to […]

Obama’s Approval Rating Implodes Among Military Members To Just 15%…

Hat/Tip to WeaselZippers. I would imagine that Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton are both happy with this report. Neither man was as popular with the military as the much maligned George W. Bush. Now it seems that Obama has taken the lead on this. Maybe he wishes he could “lead from behind” on this issue, as well. Heh… Via Military Times: … The long-term effects of Obama’s social policies on the military remain unknown. But one thing is clear: He is a deeper unpopular commander in chief among the troops. According to a Military Times survey of almost 2,300 active-duty […]

Scratch a Democrat and an anti-Semite Comes Out

The Joe Biden, Bill Clinton, and Elizabeth Warren Edition VP Joe Biden colorfully slandered Jews yesterday with an offensive medieval stereotype. “My son as attorney general, the year in Iraq, came back and that’s one of the things that he finds is, was most in need, when he was over there in Iraq for a year, people would come to him and talk about what was happening at home, in terms of foreclosures, in terms of bad loans that were being, I mean these Shylocks who took advantage of these women and men while overseas.” The reference is from Shakespeare’s […]

Obama Worst, Reagan Best, Mitt a Better Fit

Hat/Tip to Newsmax. Quinnipiac: Obama Worst President Since World War II, Reagan the Best It seems as if the pollsters are finding out what we here in flyover country (anywhere outside of DC) already knew. President Barack Obama is the worst president since World War II, and the United States would have been better off if his Republican challenger, Mitt Romney, had won the election in 2012, a new Quinnipiac University national poll released today reveals. The best president? Ronald Reagan. “Over the span of 69 years of American history and 12 presidencies, President Barack Obama finds himself with President […]

Obama’s Poll Numbers Plummet to Below 30%

Hat/Tip to Gallup. Barack Obama is suffering from the Second Term Blues, and he has only himself to blame. Well, himself and Bush, I mean he blames Bush for everything. Well, Bush and Global Climate Warming Change. Well, Bush, Climate Change and the House Republicans. I’d better stop before this Op-Ed begins to resemble a Monty Python skit. Anyway, as Obama is embroiled in scandal after scandal, his numbers and popularity among us “bitter clingers” here in “fly over country” are in the basement. When you compare Obama’s numbers to that of Clinton and Bush at the same point in […]

Broke-A-Hontas: Hillary gave “dozens” of free speeches

Hat/Tip to the Business Insider. Speaking for “Dead Broke” Hillary, her aide tried to address the recent uproar over her $200,000 speaking engagement fees by reminding us that Hillz has given all kinds of free speeches. Hillary Clinton’s speaking fees came under scrutiny last week after student leaders complained about a $225,000 fee for one of her speeches at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas. However, an aide to Clinton pushed back against the “uproar” with emails to Business Insider late Friday wherein they noted “a few points” about her speaking engagements including the fact the fee from UNLV went […]

We Miss You, Dutch.

The Gipper died ten years ago yesterday, and he left himself quite a legacy. All GOP presidential hopefuls since have measured themselves by his yardstick and all the Democratic hopefuls have twisted his legacy, some even comparing themselves to him! Here are a few quick facts that the lefties cannot dispute, followed by a hilarious video that so aptly illustrates what those on the left just can’t fathom. Reagan Results: Number of American taxpayers who claimed more than $1 million in income in 1980: 4,400 Number of American taxpayers who claimed more than $1 million in income in 1987: 35,000 […]

From the ’90s: Clinton Memo Warns About Citizen Journalists

We on the right are forever hearing how the Conservatives want to go back to a by-gone era; how we fear change and abhor moving forward. Well Ann Coulter has famously said, “You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse you of doing.” And she is absolutely right, again. In 1995, a memo was circulated bemoaning the loss of control over the news and how it is disseminated. “Internet has become one of the major and most dynamic modes of communication” and “can link people, groups and organizations together instantly.” “Moreover, it allows an extraordinary […]

Westboro Baptist Church Founder, Fred Phelps, is Lifelong Democrat

This is delicious irony, given the teachings of Fred Phelps are no more Christian than those of Anton Levey.  The left uses Phelps and his nonsense  (he never did read John 8:7, or get what it meant) to smear Christians.  But, it Christians that get the last laugh.  As Phelps reportedly is near death, it is revealed that he is a life-long democrat, having campaigned for the goracle, as well as have run ojn the democratic ticket himself.  Truth Revolt has more… The founder of Westboro Baptist Church, Fred Phelps, notorious for leading hateful protests against gay rights, is actually a Democrat […]

Ashley Judd Thinks Buying Apple Products Sponsors Mass Rape?

You know, I can usually parse feminazi comments and ideology.  Basic tenants seem to be… 1.  Their imaginary adversary, the Patriarchy, is everywhere (except when a certain Democratic Senator violates some under-aged  Dominican hookers.  That is apparently OK). 2.  The Patriarchy meets in secret to ruin and kill women (but gender selection abortions are a God given right). 3.  Everything represents rape (unless Democratic politicians empower rapists by disarming women-then it’s OK). 4.  If you are a white male, you are likely a rapist (unless you’re Bill Clinton-then that woman did lie). 5.  The Judeo-Christian God is the final boss […]

The State of the Union? It Sucks!

Nancy Pelosi recently said “It is almost a false argument to say that we have a spending problem.” She went on to say that what we have is a deficit problem.  Conservatives have given Ms. Pelosi a lot of flack over her statement and maybe we have been too hard on the less than brilliant Congressman from San Francisco. After all she did use a qualifier; “almost”, which can mean “not quite”. And, she was spot on when she said the US has a deficit problem. Who could argue with that? By saying that we have a deficit problem instead […]

Liberals Threaten NRA with Death, Forgets That Clinton Made Same Suggestion

The hypocrisy runs pretty deep in liberal-land.  If fact, hypocrisy might just be the bedrock upon which planet liberal rests, but that is a post for anther day.  Yesterday, the NRA responded to the horrific massacre at Sandy Hook, by advocating for armed police to be in each school.  Liberals all over, from political figures, to media talking heads, all vilified the NRA President, Wayne Lapierre, and many death threats were issued.  However, all of these useful idiots failed to recognize that one of their own, then President Bill Clinton, made that exact same suggestion after the Columbine incident in […]

Taking America Back One Bit At A Time – Part 4: The Taking of America Continued

Parts 1, 2, and 3 of this series Taking America Back One Bit  At A Time can be found here, here, andhere. The Taking of America continued In Part 3, The Taking of America, we talked about how from day one there were those who wanted to manipulate our new government in wats that would benefit them financially; the practice of  cronyism began in earnest and powerful bankers also took advantage of the potential of America through their investments and very importantly they applied their influence to get our government to establish a national bank that they could control. We talked about how it took the […]