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Students Subjected to Pro-Obama ‘I pledge’ Video

It seems the the Public Schools cannot stop political indoctrination.  The Hudson School District admitted the video’s central message of serving the president could have been perceived as offensive to some people, according to MyFox9.com. The video featured celebrities pledging to make a better world. Although most of their examples were pretty innocuous, some were downright over the top. “I pledge to be of service to Barack Obama,” Red Hot Chili Peppers singer Anthony Kiedis said in the video. “I pledge to be a servant to our president,” actress Demi Moore said. Middle School Principal Dan Koch apologized to students […]

Apple Enters Partnership With The Borg

The Borg Collective and Apple Computers have announced an exclusive and far-reaching partnership that will transform and update the Borg Model and make it competitive in the interstellar marketplace.  In a statement released today Apple CEO Tim Cook said: Apple is excited about this new partnership and recognize the galaxy-wide brand name of the Borg.  We feel that this new initiative will help the Borg tap into the youth market here on Earth.  We welcome the Borg Queen onto our Board of Directors and look forward to a long and profitable relationship. Apple also revealed the first Borg to be […]

My Exclusive Interview with Locutus of Borg

Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel just give me your purse lady and no one gets hurt I have the distinct pleasure of interviewing Locutus of Borg.  Locutus is a controversial figure here on Earth, seeing as he was charged with making our assimilation into the Borg collective easier.  I am honored that he has chosen me for his first Earth interview. MI:  Welcome Locutus.  Let’s start out with some background questions about you. LB:  I am Locutus of Borg. MI: Yes I know that.  Now how did you get the job as the spokesman for the Borg? LB:   Resistance is futile. MI:  That’s […]