Recently the political blogging community, of which I am a respected tolerated get the f*ck out of my bathroom member has been talking about Vice President Joe Biden. Specifically his expanding forehead. It appears that Biden’s forehead has increased in size as seen from this recent picture. But why? What could cause the Vice President’s forehead to expand so dramatically? Using available technology I have narrowed down the cause to three possibilities: Global warming, er, I mean climate change Brain steroids An unknown alien technology and/or Biden is a Decepticon. Let’s examine the first and most likely reason: Global Warming, […]
Manhattan Infidel Investigates Joe Biden’s Expanding Forehead: Is Global Warming, I Mean Climate Change, Responsible? Also, Where Are My Pants?
Here at the headquarters of Manhattan Infidel our mission statement mentions our pride in disseminating the latest in culture. And what says culture more than a cheap made for TV movie? The mission statement also mentions I am lactose-intolerant. Yet I also love to eat pizza with extra cheese. While eating ice cream. And practicing auto-eroticism. And drinking milk. And now with the Christmas holiday behind us it is time to review this year’s top Christmas-themed specials. And please, lay off the cheese. I have a sensitive digestive tract. Unlike the innocent Christmas specials of the past which featured singers […]