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Santa Declares Bankruptcy

I need capital! Santa Claus, founder and CEO of Santa Claus Industries, has announced that he will be filing for chapter 11. With liabilities of over 300,000 million and assets of only $1,245 Santa says that he really has no choice. “The business has changed” said Santa. It used to be I was the only game in town.  And I was younger and had a good time delivering presents to all the boys and girls.  But lately?  The competition from Amazon is killing me.  And I’m older too. Last year I wasn’t able to finish Christmas until December 27th.  I […]

Christmas Concert: The Three Tenors

As a part of the Christmas celebration at the CH 2.0, here is a concert featuring the Three Tenors, Luciano Pavarotti, Placido Domingo, and Jose Carreras.