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Gene Simmons Announces the Death of Rock and Roll

Gene Simmons, never to be silent on an issue upon which he strongly feels, provided the mother of all death announcements.  He declared Rock and Roll to be dead.  Here is more from Esquire, via LoudWire… Gene Simmons is making headlines again, this time for burying rock ‘n’ roll. The outspoken artist says “Rock is finally dead,” in an interview conducted by his son Nick for Esquire magazine. The Kiss singer-bassist also shares his thoughts on the failing record business and how he would not want to be an up-and-coming artist today. “The death of rock was not a natural death,” […]

Illegal Alien “Dreamer” Permanently Ends the Dreams of Two Young Children, Get’s no Jail Time, and Avoids Deportation

I haven’t covered illegal immigration as much as I once had, or even as much as I should, but with Don under the weather, I thought it might be a good idea to cover this aspect of Obama’s Amerika.  It seems that the effort to keep illegal immigrants here, no matter how many American citizens they kill, will not stop under this administration. Here is a picture of Anna Dieter-Eckerdt, age 6, and Abigail Robinson, age 11. They were playing in a leaf pile when illegal immigrant, Cinthya Garcia-Cisneros, ran over the leaf pile, killing both of them.  Let me […]

Harold Ramis, Dead at Age 69

Harold Ramis, comedic actor and writer, has passed away at age 69.  Here is more from Crain’s Chicago Business.  Actor and director Harold Ramis died today, according to reports. He was 69. His lawyer, Fred D. Toczek, confirmed the news to the Wall Street Journal this morning. Mr. Ramis started his career at Chicago’s Second City. His colleagues included John Belushi and Bill Murray — with whom he later made “Animal House,” “Ghostbusters” and “Groundhog Day.” He moved from California back to the Chicago area in 1996. He was also the original head writer of the groundbreaking television comedy series […]

Schroeder Shot Dead!

Popular pianist Schroeder, who once wowed audiences with his talent, has been discovered dead, the apparent victim of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. Police discovered his body slumped over his piano.  In his hand was a note that said, “I ask my fans to forgive me.” Immediately expressions of sympathy poured in from throughout the world.  From the Republic of South Africa, President Jacob Zuma praised Schroeder for his piano playing and his commitment to social justice. He often came here and played for our brothers at a time when a white musician to play for us was illegal.  He treated […]

Armed Pizza Delivery Guy Defends Self From Armed Attacker

Of course, if the gun grabbers had their way, he’d be dead, but that’s a small price to pay for the control they would obtain.  The Daley Gator has more… Just another example of how armed Americans defend themselves with guns A pizza delivery driver is believed to have defended his life with a firearm after an armed man attempted to rob him on Monday night. Witness James Wethers told KNXV-TV that he heard three gunshots at around 11 p.m. Monday night. When the looked outside, he saw the “freaked out” pizza delivery and another man face down in a driveway across […]

Former Houston Oilers Iconic Coach Bum Phillips Dead at age 90

As a life-long Steelers fan, Bum Phillips is a well know adversary.  From the mid 70’s to 1980, Phillips was a worthy adversary, coaching the Houston Oilers to two consecutive AFC Championship Games vs. the Pittsburgh Steelers, in 1978, and 1979.  Here is more coverage from Ultimate Texans… Oail Andrew “Bum” Phillips Jr., who spent half his adult life as a football coach and every waking moment as the personification of all things Texan, died Friday at his ranch in Goliad. Phillips was three weeks past his 90th birthday and more than three decades removed from his heyday as head […]

Jan Kuehnemund, Lead Guitarist of Vixen, Dead at Age 51

Jan Kuehnemund, known for being the lead guitarist of the all -girl metal band Vixen, has died of cancer, she was 51.  Here is more from AV Club… The original lineup of Vixen was reportedly just days away from announcing a new reunion in January when Kuehnemund found out she had cancer. There are no current plans for Vixen to continue without her. In a statement released Friday, the surviving members of the classic Vixen lineup had this to say: It is with profound sadness that we announce the sudden passing of Vixen founder and lead guitarist, Jan Kuehnemund, who lost […]

Mankind Will Die Off Before 2030 If We Don’t Stop Climate Change

“The world can decide in a fit of madness to kill itself,” “We may not get to 2030. We need to address the problem of climate change urgently.”  ”just get on with it” The undisputable authority behind this dire prediction is none other than Sir Bob Geldof, the former Boomtown Rats singer. So you know it is true. If we don’t stop climate change, all of mankind will be dead by 2030. But, here’s the thing you have to understand, folks. Man does not have the power to stop the climate from changing. So, shouldn’t we all just try to get along […]

Pittsburgh Steelers Great, L.C. Greenwood, Dead at 67

L.C. Greenwood, a 13 year veteran of the Pittsburgh Steelers, and a standard on the Steel Curtain Defense of the 1970’s, has passed away.  he was 67.  ABC News has more… L.C. Greenwood, the relentless defensive end who made up one quarter of the Pittsburgh Steelers’ “Steel Curtain” defense of the 1970s, has died. He was 67. The Allegheny County Medical Examiner’s office said Greenwood died Sunday from undisclosed causes just before noon at UPMC Presbyterian Hospital. A six-time Pro Bowler and two-time All-Pro, Greenwood played for the Steelers from 1969-81, helping Pittsburgh win an unprecedented four Super Bowls in […]

My Exclusive Interview with a Zombie

Zombies are much in the news lately with many TV shows and movies being built around them.  With that in mind today at Manhattan Infidel I am honored to snag an interview with a member of the community of the undead. MI:Welcome to my humble blog. Z: Thank you.  It’s a pleasure to be here. MI:   I must say you’re very articulate and clean cut for a zombie. Z: That’s racist!  That’s a racist comment and you should be ashamed of yourself! MI: I’m…..I’m sorry.  I didn’t mean anything by it. Z:  Okay then.  We’ll let it pass. MI: I […]

Man Uses Legal Gun to Rescue Self, Wife, From Bank Robbers: Media Silent

Apparently, liberals would just prefer that these people be dead. A man used a legal gun to save both his wife and himself from bank robbery suspects.  Here is more from KHOU… Again, if gun grabbers had their way, the robbers would have been armed, and the family would have been defenseless, and possibly dead. But, as long as the liberals got their gun control, it would be a small sacrifice.  And, of course, since this does not fit the national gun narrative, the national media will not discuss it.

Notorious AntiSemite Helen Thomas Dead at Age 92

Unattractive on the inside as well as out,  long time journalist Helen Thomas has died.  She was a fixture in the White House Press Corps for decades, she was forced to resign after making antisemitic statements in 2010.  Jammie Wearing Fools has a post, as well as a most appropriate title… She won’t be missed.            … She was a fixture at White House news conferences — sitting front and center late in her career — where she frequently exasperated government spokesmen with her pointed questions. Thomas began covering the White House for United Press International when John F. Kennedy […]

Heavy Flooding In Argentina, Dozens Dead, Billions in Damages

Last week, Argentina was struck by record rains, which caused disastrous flooding in the cities of La Plata, and Buenos Aries.  The BBC has more… Emergency workers in Argentina continue to try to rescue residents stranded by flooding in Buenos Aires and La Plata. More than 50 people are known to have died after one of the heaviest storms recorded caused flash floods. Thousands were evacuated from their homes and dozens are still stranded on rooftops, treetops and the roofs of city buses, local media report. The government has declared three days of national mourning after what it called “an […]

Barney Rubble Shot Dead!

Bedrock resident Barney Rubble was shot dead in front of his son’s school today. “This was a tragic incident” said the Bedrock SWAT commander. But given the recent uneasiness over the Newtown school shooting it is understandable what happened.  My team acted appropriately and within the rules of engagement. While the incident is still under the review no one denies that the facts are these: Shortly before 3 pm local time Barney Rubble arrived at the Bedrock Middle school to pick up his son, Bamm-Bamm Rubble.  Because of the strike by Bedrock school bus drivers most students either were walking […]

Former Senator, Arlen Specter, Dead at age 82

Arlen Specter, long time US Senator from Pennsylvania has died at age 82.  Specter was a divisive figure among Conservatives, as he tended to vote for large government programs that made problems worse, not better.  Here is some AP video, via The Blaze… In the end, Specter switched parties, and quite frankly, no one noticed the difference.  While I certainly feel for Specter’s family, as they obviously loved him, we cannot forget that Specter was a perennial champion of big government.  And, in the last election, his political career ended as the Democrats he allied himself with did not hand him the primary victory, and  he […]

Swedish Chef Shot Dead!

Popular TV personality The Swedish Chef was gunned down by police at a DWI checkpoint last night. According to state troopers at approximately 1:27 am a BMV driven by the Swedish Chef approached the DWI checkpoint and was ordered to stop. We approached said vehicle and asked the driver to turn off the ignition.  We then asked the driver if he had been drinking that night.  He responded by saying, “Gerpity derp derp.  Bort Bort Bort!”  Naturally none of us was able to understand this nonsense which raised our suspicions. The Chef was then asked to egress from the vehicle, […]

Middle East Violence Escalates: Good Thing Everyone Loves us Because of Obama

Or, should the post be titled, “Obama Fiddles While Middle East Burns?”  There has been a significant escalation in violence in the Middle East, as Muslims riot against freedom.  Here is a roundup from the blogosphere… MUSLIMS ANTI-FREEDOM RIOTERS SET FIRE TO GERMAN EMBASSY IN SUDAN Sudanese rioters react as a fire rages during a protest outside the German embassy in Khartoum, Sudan, Friday, Sept. 14, 2012, as part of widespread anger across the Muslim world. Germany’s Foreign Minister says the country’s embassy in the Sudanese capital of Khartoum has been stormed by protesters and set partially on fire.(AP Photo/Abd […]

Michael Clarke Duncan Dead at age 54

Michael Clarke Duncan, who starred in films such as Armageddon and Green Mile, passed away today at age 54.  The Blaze has more details… LOS ANGELES (AP) — Michael Clarke Duncan, the hulking, prolific character actor whose dozens of films included an Oscar-nominated performance as a death row inmate in “The Green Mile” and such other box office hits as “Armageddon,“ ”Planet of the Apes“ and ”Kung Fu Panda,” is dead at age 54. Clarke died Monday morning at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, where he was being treated for a heart attack, said his fiancée, Reverend Omarosa Manigault, […]