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Open Thread: The ‘Let it Burn” Edition

I thought I’d lead off with something original, and look at a growing mindset in the US…

Let it Burn

Global Warming ‘Fabricated’ by NASA and NOAA

Hat/Tip to Breitbart-London. In recent articles here at CH2.0 we’ve covered the scam that is Global Climate Warming Change. We told you how one of NASA’s own calls it the “Biggest Fraud in the Field of Science,” and how, despite temperatures being cooler for the last decade plus, the Al Gore army are still saying that Global Warming CAUSES more ice… Well, it would seem that NASA and NOAA have egg on their respective faces over their hysterical claims of climate doom. Scientists at two of the world’s leading climate centres – NASA and NOAA – have been caught out […]

Apollo Astronaut calls Climate Change ‘Biggest Fraud in the Field of Science’

Hat/Tip to CNSNews. Retired Marine Colonel Walter Cunningham and former NASA Astronaut in the Apollo Program has looked into Global Climate Warming Change extensively for the past 14 years and he has come to the conclusion that it’s a scam. Climate alarmism is “the biggest fraud in the field of science” and the 97% consensus claim is nonsensical, Apollo 7 astronaut Walter Cunningham tells MRCTV in a preview of his presentation at the upcoming Heartland Institute climate conference, July 7-9. “Since about 2000, I looked farther and farther into it,” Col. Cunningham (USMC, Ret.) tells MRCTV in an exclusive interview. […]

Global Warming now CAUSES more ice…

Hat/Tip to the Daily Mail. That’s right, Global Climate Warming Change is now responsible for MORE ice, and therefore more icebergs. Who’d-a-thunk-it? Earlier this year, global warming was blamed for the ‘irreversible retreat’ of west Antarctic glaciers. But now scientists claim that warming of the planet is in fact behind a paradoxical growth in South Pole sea ice. The comments come as Antarctica’s sea ice set a record this week, reaching 815,448 square miles (1,312,000 square km) of ice above its normal range. But how is that possible? Scientists believe the shift is caused by water melting from beneath the […]

Liberal Loon Website Blames Global Warming for ISIS’ Atrocities

Hat/Tip to WeaselZippers. In Mark Levin’s break out book, Liberty and Tyranny, he listed over 300 things that the left blames on Global Warming. Well, in any further re-releases of his book, he needs to add this one to his list, because the far left loons have rounded the bin on this one. Yes that’s right, Global Climate Warming Change is to blame for all the murder, violence, executions, rapes, beheadings and assorted mayhem in the Middle East being conducted by ISIS. Lib Rag Slate Blames Global Warming For ISIS Taking Over Iraq… Is climate change destabilizing Iraq? – Slate […]

Climate Change Now More Divisive Than Abortion, Gun Control And Death Penalty…

Hat/Tip WeaselZippers. Apparently some people haven’t heard the news… the science is settled. Via EcoWatch: It’s become obvious that opinions regarding humans’ impact on the climate often differ depending on one’s political party. While some conservatives have openly decided to leave climate denial behind, the gap between Republicans and Democrats on this issue is huge—larger than some of the most historically divisive debates. New research from Lawrence Hamilton of the Carsey Institute at the University of New Hampshire shows that there is a larger gap between liberals and conservatives on climate change than abortion, gun control, the death penalty and […]

Scientists Rebut White House Global Warming Claims

Facts are stubborn things… goes the famous refrain. But we’ve got ourselves a President who is so awesome that he doesn’t have to rely on those pesky facts. This allows him to say things like this: “The shift to a cleaner energy economy won’t happen overnight, and it will require tough choices along the way,” Obama said. “But the debate is settled. Climate change is a fact. And when our children’s children look us in the eye and ask if we did all we could to leave them a safer, more stable world with new sources of energy, I want […]

Why Are the Warmists Lying? Antarctic Ice at a Record High, Thick Artic Ice Preventing Polar Bears From Eating

Long-time readers will recall that one of my favorite topics is pointing out the folly of Global Cooling, Global Warming, Man-made Climate Change ManBearPig, the Big Lie.  Earlier this week, the alarmists put out a claim that the Antarctic Ice was collapsing so fast, that a rise in ocean levels in inevitable.   Liberals all over social media, bleated like the compliant sheep that they are, and repeated the talking points of their masters.  Meanwhile, in a place we like to call Reality, the truth is the exact opposite… Well, global warming must have ratcheted up a notch since that point […]

Frenetic Headlines About West Antarctic Ice Melt Are Unequivocally Deceptive

Hat/Tip FloppingAces.net . You may have seen the alarming news stories that the West Antarctic ice sheet is going to collapse, leaving low-lying areas completely flooded. With apologies to Al Gore, it’s just not gonna happen anytime soon, if ever. The harrowing headlines refer to the Thwaites Glacier study, posted online yesterday, and quickly became grist for the mill for our front-page grabbing news media reporting the most implausible, and silliest, scenarios that may or may not happen in 200 to 900 years based on data fed into computer models. Even Andrew Revkin of the NY Times, a long-standing, fully pledged, global-warming ‘enthusiast’, took […]

Global Temperature Update: No global warming at all for 17 years 9 months

Hat/Tip to Climate Depot for this one. Global Climate Warming Change Alarmists like Al Gore would have you believe that the planet is merely weeks away from self-annihilation. Yet the truth tells a very different story. “212 months without global warming represents more than half the 423-month satellite data record, which began in January 1979′ ‘Recent extreme weather cannot be blamed on global warming, because there has not been any global warming” Special to Climate Depot  By Christopher Monckton of Brenchley, According to the RSS satellite data, whose value for April 2014 is just in, the global warming trend in […]

Earth Day 2014: Useful Idiots Pushing Earth Day, A Conversation with my Daughter and an Angry Mob of Teachers

When I asked my daughter today what she learned in school today she said Daddy, today we learned about how people are cutting down all the rain forests to make stuff. And that driving our cars is causing the ice caps to melt and all the polar bears to die. And that it is only going to get worse until we start doing things different. Notice she didn’t talk to me about how she learned math, reading, or history- and she didn’t mention learning a new sports game, learning about values or morals, or learning how to write computer code. […]

Earth Day 2014: Mythical Creatures Plan Protest

Here is another classic CH 2.0 post in honor of Earth day 2014. I recently received a message from none other than Bigfoot! Not wanting to miss an opportunity for a good story, I decided to interview him. Me: Hello Bigfoot, thanks for contacting me. BTW, do you go by Bigfoot? Bigfoot: Thanks for answering, FYI, my name is Bill. Me: Mmkay, Bill it is. What was the reason for contacting me? Bill: Well, we are planning a Earth Day protest. We’re tired of being compared to something so ridiculous, that we end up looking bad. Me: OK then, I […]

Was James Franco’s Attempt to Lure an Underage Girl to a Hotel Room Caused by Global Warming?

Hi. I’m James Franco and 100-watt light bulbs increase my sex drive. Scandal rocked the tight-knit show biz community as it was alleged that award-winning actor James Franco tried to lure an underage girl to a hotel room for a tryst. When the news broke the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel sprang into action.  Dammit I used my safe word!  Stop! First off one must applaud the novelty of an actor trying to hook with an underage girl.  Props to you, Mr. Franco.  Props to you. But as much as I would like to applaud him it is my job […]

Global Warming Ices the South, Targets the Northeast With Snow: CBS Repeats Global Warming Alarmism

What more can be said about global warming?  It has been called global cooling, and currently, the trend seems to be to call it climate change.  However, I call it The Big Lie.   However, the biggest of all the deceptions is that global warming causes cold and snow.  And, in fact, global warming has caused our exceptionally cold winter here in the US.  Because as we all know… 1.  Freedom is slavery. 2.  Peace is war. 3.  Global Warming makes it cold. As for the current storm, millions are digging out under what is over a foot of snow global […]

Global Warming is Freezing the Great Lakes!

Global Warming is a sneaky entity.  It carefully disguises itself in the form of intense cold, and snow.  Such is the craftiness of Global Warming, as it deceives us by disguising an ever-warming Earth by freezing it.  Here is the latest trickery perpetrated by the menace known as global warming… This winter has given us the largest Great Lakes freeze the Midwest has seen in nearly 20 years, experts say. The world’s largest group of freshwater lakes, the Great Lakes have nearly an 80 percent freeze rate this winter. By February 6, authorities say that the lakes came to 78.9 […]

Climate Change Causes Mental Illness! Alarmists Link mental Illness with Climate Change

If you’d like to take a look at some very tortured logic, take a gander at the theory that links climate change with mental illness… Via Live Science: For months after Hurricane Sandy sent nearly six feet of water surging into her home in Long Beach, N.Y. — an oceanfront city along Long Island’ s south shore — retired art teacher Marcia Bard Isman woke up many mornings feeling anxious and nauseated. She had headaches, and inexplicable bouts of sadness. She found herself crying for no apparent reason. “I would feel really sad, and that’s just not me,” she said. “I […]

This Week’s Forecast: Global Warming by the Foot!

If the forecast holds up, global warming is going to cause a ton of snow this week.  So, I guess you can say that we are going to have global warming by the foot! Henry Margusity, from Accuweather, has more…     As usual, we will keep the coverage going here at the CH 2.0 Bunker. Just beware that this storm has the potential for massive accumulations of global warming. The global warming might also freeze on the roads, causing hazardous travel conditions.  Global warming also has the potential to cause school delays and cancellations, and in extreme amounts, causes […]

Global Warming is Quick Freezing Animals!

My friends, the situation is grave.  As much of the US is in the deep freeze due to global warming, animals all over the world are being quick frozen!  That’s right, not only is global warming making it colder, it’s getting so cold that animal life is being frozen in place.  Because, as we all know, global warming makes it cold! Here is some photographic evidence… Apparently, the global warming is so bad, that even the Sharknado has been cancelled due to freezing temperatures (that are caused, of course, by global warming)! Rock City Times reported: Over 150 frozen sharks […]

Global Warming, Then and Now

The POTUS mentioned global cooling global warming climate change the Big Lie in the SOTU speech last evening.  Of course, we documented here that the government was caught fudging the numbers, but you can’t expect facts to interfere with the narrative, can we?  At any rate, one of my Facebook friends posted this video, from the 70′s about the weather.  Seems that we had severe cold, even before it was called the OMG POLAR VORTEX! That was 1977, but of course, the “science” of the time was telling us that we were heading for an ice age! 1978 wasn’t much […]

Global Warming Advocates Heating up Rhetoric While America is in Deep Freeze

When leftists lie, and invest themselves heavily in their lies, they double down on the to the extreme.  The examples are endless… 1.  ObamaCare is great, and is not causing people to lose hours, jobs, plans, or doctors. 2.  The Porkulus was a massive success. 3.  Benghazi was nothing, move along, nothing to see here. 4.  The IRS scandal never happened! 5.  Any resistance to sucky policies emanating from the White House is completely due to raaaaacism! 6.  If a mistake is even acknowledged, it’s always someone else’s fault. And, the mother of all lies, or as I like to […]

Photographic Evidence That Global Warming Eats Children

You read that correctly, Global Warming eats CHILDREN!  Here is the stunning evidence. That’s right!  The science is settled!  Global warming eats children, and unless you give up all of your freedom and your lifestyle, it will eat your children too! Oh, and by the way, it’s Bush’s fault!

It’s Cold Because It’s Hot — Ask Any Leftist

“They’ve got to find a way to attach this to the global warming agenda, and they have.  It’s called the “polar vortex.” The dreaded polar vortex. Do you know what the polar vortex is? Have you ever heard of it? Well, they just created it for this week … If they can make it sound new and unprecedented, then they can blame it all on man (particularly Republicans).” – Rush Limbaugh Like a dog with a chew toy — and a frozen one at that — the doctrinaire Left won’t stop gnawing at their phony “climate change” bone as long […]

Global Warming Seen From Space

As the US suffers from record cold, I thought it might be good to show an image of Antarctica from space.  The image shows how global warming is impacting that continent… And, as we all know, this is all due to global warming. Is there anyone left in the US that actually believes that crock?  

Of liberals, global warming, morons and Democrats

When liberals mock decent Americans about the fact that the government is continually seeking ways to eventually confiscate all firearms from ordinary citizens, they’ll usually make some very lame-assed comment like, “Uh, if Obama was going to take your guns, don’t you think he would have done it by now?”  Well, let’s find out from the intellectually challenged, the liberal, how that “global warming” thing is working out for them?  Last year I saw where a liberal actually wrote (some time around July or August) that it’s so hot that global warming has to be a fact. I hope that […]

Polar Vortex to Deliver the Deep Freeze

Could it be that global warming is really making it so cold that a large chunk of the US is going into the deep freeze? The American Midwest and Northeast are preparing for a “polar vortex,” a megastorm that is expected to bring record low temperatures on Monday. So far extreme weather conditions have claimed at least 16 lives, paralyzed travel and caused power shortage. For those exposed to the inclement conditions frostbite and hypothermia will be a danger as – 31°C is expected in North Dakota, – 35 °C in Minnesota, and – 26 degrees below Celsius in Indianapolis […]