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Earth Day 2014: Useful Idiots Pushing Earth Day, A Conversation with my Daughter and an Angry Mob of Teachers

When I asked my daughter today what she learned in school today she said Daddy, today we learned about how people are cutting down all the rain forests to make stuff. And that driving our cars is causing the ice caps to melt and all the polar bears to die. And that it is only going to get worse until we start doing things different. Notice she didn’t talk to me about how she learned math, reading, or history- and she didn’t mention learning a new sports game, learning about values or morals, or learning how to write computer code. […]

Earth Day 2014: Mythical Creatures Plan Protest

Here is another classic CH 2.0 post in honor of Earth day 2014. I recently received a message from none other than Bigfoot! Not wanting to miss an opportunity for a good story, I decided to interview him. Me: Hello Bigfoot, thanks for contacting me. BTW, do you go by Bigfoot? Bigfoot: Thanks for answering, FYI, my name is Bill. Me: Mmkay, Bill it is. What was the reason for contacting me? Bill: Well, we are planning a Earth Day protest. We’re tired of being compared to something so ridiculous, that we end up looking bad. Me: OK then, I […]

Was James Franco’s Attempt to Lure an Underage Girl to a Hotel Room Caused by Global Warming?

Hi. I’m James Franco and 100-watt light bulbs increase my sex drive. Scandal rocked the tight-knit show biz community as it was alleged that award-winning actor James Franco tried to lure an underage girl to a hotel room for a tryst. When the news broke the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel sprang into action.  Dammit I used my safe word!  Stop! First off one must applaud the novelty of an actor trying to hook with an underage girl.  Props to you, Mr. Franco.  Props to you. But as much as I would like to applaud him it is my job […]

Global Warming Ices the South, Targets the Northeast With Snow: CBS Repeats Global Warming Alarmism

What more can be said about global warming?  It has been called global cooling, and currently, the trend seems to be to call it climate change.  However, I call it The Big Lie.   However, the biggest of all the deceptions is that global warming causes cold and snow.  And, in fact, global warming has caused our exceptionally cold winter here in the US.  Because as we all know… 1.  Freedom is slavery. 2.  Peace is war. 3.  Global Warming makes it cold. As for the current storm, millions are digging out under what is over a foot of snow global […]

Global Warming is Freezing the Great Lakes!

Global Warming is a sneaky entity.  It carefully disguises itself in the form of intense cold, and snow.  Such is the craftiness of Global Warming, as it deceives us by disguising an ever-warming Earth by freezing it.  Here is the latest trickery perpetrated by the menace known as global warming… This winter has given us the largest Great Lakes freeze the Midwest has seen in nearly 20 years, experts say. The world’s largest group of freshwater lakes, the Great Lakes have nearly an 80 percent freeze rate this winter. By February 6, authorities say that the lakes came to 78.9 […]

Climate Change Causes Mental Illness! Alarmists Link mental Illness with Climate Change

If you’d like to take a look at some very tortured logic, take a gander at the theory that links climate change with mental illness… Via Live Science: For months after Hurricane Sandy sent nearly six feet of water surging into her home in Long Beach, N.Y. — an oceanfront city along Long Island’ s south shore — retired art teacher Marcia Bard Isman woke up many mornings feeling anxious and nauseated. She had headaches, and inexplicable bouts of sadness. She found herself crying for no apparent reason. “I would feel really sad, and that’s just not me,” she said. “I […]

This Week’s Forecast: Global Warming by the Foot!

If the forecast holds up, global warming is going to cause a ton of snow this week.  So, I guess you can say that we are going to have global warming by the foot! Henry Margusity, from Accuweather, has more…     As usual, we will keep the coverage going here at the CH 2.0 Bunker. Just beware that this storm has the potential for massive accumulations of global warming. The global warming might also freeze on the roads, causing hazardous travel conditions.  Global warming also has the potential to cause school delays and cancellations, and in extreme amounts, causes […]

Global Warming is Quick Freezing Animals!

My friends, the situation is grave.  As much of the US is in the deep freeze due to global warming, animals all over the world are being quick frozen!  That’s right, not only is global warming making it colder, it’s getting so cold that animal life is being frozen in place.  Because, as we all know, global warming makes it cold! Here is some photographic evidence… Apparently, the global warming is so bad, that even the Sharknado has been cancelled due to freezing temperatures (that are caused, of course, by global warming)! Rock City Times reported: Over 150 frozen sharks […]

Global Warming, Then and Now

The POTUS mentioned global cooling global warming climate change the Big Lie in the SOTU speech last evening.  Of course, we documented here that the government was caught fudging the numbers, but you can’t expect facts to interfere with the narrative, can we?  At any rate, one of my Facebook friends posted this video, from the 70′s about the weather.  Seems that we had severe cold, even before it was called the OMG POLAR VORTEX! That was 1977, but of course, the “science” of the time was telling us that we were heading for an ice age! 1978 wasn’t much […]

Global Warming Advocates Heating up Rhetoric While America is in Deep Freeze

When leftists lie, and invest themselves heavily in their lies, they double down on the to the extreme.  The examples are endless… 1.  ObamaCare is great, and is not causing people to lose hours, jobs, plans, or doctors. 2.  The Porkulus was a massive success. 3.  Benghazi was nothing, move along, nothing to see here. 4.  The IRS scandal never happened! 5.  Any resistance to sucky policies emanating from the White House is completely due to raaaaacism! 6.  If a mistake is even acknowledged, it’s always someone else’s fault. And, the mother of all lies, or as I like to […]

Photographic Evidence That Global Warming Eats Children

You read that correctly, Global Warming eats CHILDREN!  Here is the stunning evidence. That’s right!  The science is settled!  Global warming eats children, and unless you give up all of your freedom and your lifestyle, it will eat your children too! Oh, and by the way, it’s Bush’s fault!

It’s Cold Because It’s Hot — Ask Any Leftist

“They’ve got to find a way to attach this to the global warming agenda, and they have.  It’s called the “polar vortex.” The dreaded polar vortex. Do you know what the polar vortex is? Have you ever heard of it? Well, they just created it for this week … If they can make it sound new and unprecedented, then they can blame it all on man (particularly Republicans).” – Rush Limbaugh Like a dog with a chew toy — and a frozen one at that — the doctrinaire Left won’t stop gnawing at their phony “climate change” bone as long […]

Global Warming Seen From Space

As the US suffers from record cold, I thought it might be good to show an image of Antarctica from space.  The image shows how global warming is impacting that continent… And, as we all know, this is all due to global warming. Is there anyone left in the US that actually believes that crock?  

Of liberals, global warming, morons and Democrats

When liberals mock decent Americans about the fact that the government is continually seeking ways to eventually confiscate all firearms from ordinary citizens, they’ll usually make some very lame-assed comment like, “Uh, if Obama was going to take your guns, don’t you think he would have done it by now?”  Well, let’s find out from the intellectually challenged, the liberal, how that “global warming” thing is working out for them?  Last year I saw where a liberal actually wrote (some time around July or August) that it’s so hot that global warming has to be a fact. I hope that […]

Polar Vortex to Deliver the Deep Freeze

Could it be that global warming is really making it so cold that a large chunk of the US is going into the deep freeze? The American Midwest and Northeast are preparing for a “polar vortex,” a megastorm that is expected to bring record low temperatures on Monday. So far extreme weather conditions have claimed at least 16 lives, paralyzed travel and caused power shortage. For those exposed to the inclement conditions frostbite and hypothermia will be a danger as – 31°C is expected in North Dakota, – 35 °C in Minnesota, and – 26 degrees below Celsius in Indianapolis […]

Tragedy Strikes Global Warming Cruise

Next year I’m definitely going with Disney cruise lines. Tragedy struck when a research ship, studying the effects of global warming was trapped in a flow of ice near Antarctica and crushed, killing all on board. The Russian ship Akademik Shokalskiy became trapped in a thick flow of ice on Christmas day.  All attempts to rescue the passengers and crew were hampered by the record ice. “We came here to study the effects of man-made global warming” said the research director. Sea ice is disappearing everywhere.  I mean there is no sea ice left whatsoever! The science is settled.  As […]

New Round of Global Warming to Strike the Northeast: Storm Will Evolve into Blizzard

Once again, we are seeing global warming causing cold and snow in the Northeast.  Accuweather has more… http://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-video/dangerous-storm-targets-northe/655578741001 The worst of the storm is likely to be Thursday night in the Northeast but will cause enough snow to make roads slippery as early as Wednesday and Thursday in some locations from the Midwest to New England.   The storm is forecast to bring a large area of 6- to 12-inch snowfall beginning near the Pennsylvania/New York state border to a large part of New Jersey and southern New England. This includes the entire metropolitan area of New York City and […]

Extra Global Warming Irony Overload: Had Antarctic Expedition Gone There in 1912, There Would Have Been No Ice!

Yes, you read that right!  According to Da Tech Guy, the current Antarctic expedition, who went down there to study how global warming is melting the ice, would have encountered NONE in 1912.  Here is film footage from the 1912 expedition… Look at all of that ice-free water! Now, the 2013 expedition is stuck in ice so thick that icebreakers cannot get closer than several miles away. Remember the lesson boys and girls; global cooling global warming climate change the big lie makes it colder, so there will be more ice!  And, all we have to do is fix it […]

Irony Overload: Research Ship Went to Antarctic to Prove Global Warming, is Now Stuck in the Ice

In the Irony Alert from which the MSM is taking a pass, a research vessel set sail for the Antarctic, to show how global cooling global warming climate change was melting the ice.  However, someone forgot to tell the climate, which simply has not been cooperating with the liberal left this year… It probably seemed like an excellent idea: Load a bunch of tourists and journalists aboard a ship for an expedition to Antarctica in December (the height of summer at the South Pole) so they can see for themselves how global warming is melting the ice.   Alas, somebody […]

Apparently, Climate Change Causes Record Low Tornadoes: Has Climate Science Jumped the Sharknado?

In another blow to the “settled science” of global cooling global warming climate change, it seems that the dire predictions of more severe weather, like tornadoes, have fizzled.  And when I say fizzled, I mean 180° out of phase total failure!  Michelle Malkin has more… According to Climate Depot, 2013 shattered the record for the fewest U.S. tornadoes. 2012?s tally was well below normal as well. Also, the 2013 Atlantic hurricane season ended with the fewest number of hurricanes since 1982. Looks like that “settled science” is having some unsettling results.  Just this month, we showed that Al Gore’s prediction […]

In 2008 Al Gore Predicts That Arctic Would be Ice Free by 2013

A couple years ago, I predicted that the global cooling global warming climate change alarmists would stop making predictions, because if they continued, their predictions would not happen, making obvious their failure.  Today, we have an example of why I’m right.   It seems that in 2008, and again in 2009, Al Gore reported that the arctic sea ice would be gone by…right. about. now… The 2009 repeat of the prediction can be embedded… And, if you recall, that climate confab in Copenhagen was hampered by a blizzard… More Global Warming Irony: Record Cold at Climate Confab Moobattery has even more […]

Colorado School Shooter, Karl Pierson Taunted Republicans on Health Care and the Climate Hoax

Sadly, there was yet another school shooting. This time, the event occurred in the state of Colorado, and the perpetrators name was Karl Pierson. As usual, liberals attempt to politicize the event. And, as usual, reality proved them wrong yet again. Jammie Wearing Fools has more coverage. Well this sure upsets the narrative. In one Facebook post, Pierson attacks the philosophies of economist Adam Smith, who through his invisible-hand theory pushed the notion that the free market was self-regulating. In another post, he describes himself as “Keynesian.” “I was wondering to all the neoclassicals and neoliberals, why isn’t the market […]

Winter Storm Update: Millions Smacked by Global Warming

OK, this is not a blizzard, but you get the idea… Just got this from the Weather Channel, regarding Winter Storm Electra(?). Who names these things?  At any rate, here is the video… Still waiting for someone to suggest that the cold was caused by global warming!

Winter Storm Alert: 110,000,000 to be Impacted by Global Warming

A large Winter Storm (and it is not even Winter yet), is closing in on a large section of the country; from the plains into New England.  In the affected area live 110,000,000 people.  Here are some storm maps from Accuweather.  I would strongly recommend that you keep checking back in with Accuweather to monitor the situation.  Oh, and waiting for some nut to blame the cold and snow on Global Warming…

Global Warming Update: Lack of Warming Might Last Until 2030

Unless you have been living under a rock, or relying on MSNBC for your Kool Aid, the Earth hasn’t warmed since 1998.  And, scientists are telling us that it will likely stay that way until the 2030′s… Via Daily Mail: The 17-year pause in global warming is likely to last into the 2030s and the Arctic sea ice has already started to recover, according to new research. A paper in the peer-reviewed journal Climate Dynamics – by Professor Judith Curry of the Georgia Institute of Technology and Dr Marcia Wyatt – amounts to a stunning challenge to climate science orthodoxy. […]

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