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Fat Shaming Video Warns of “Mythical” Problems, Like Heart Attack, Hypertension, and DiabetesWould you believe that there are people out there that think that health is a social construct?  You’d better believe it!

Clearly, he’s a victim of a social construct!

If you’ve been following some of the nonsense going out out there, you know that there is now a movement to de-legitimize healthy living.  Some call it “fat justice.”  Of course, it’s component “oppressor” is called “thin privilege.”I covered this for a while prior to my “semi-retirement.”

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The basic premise of the entire “Fat Justice/Thin Privilege” delusion appears to be that health is a social construct designed solely to take careers, sexual attraction, and prosperity from fat people, and give it to thin ones.   And, all of those health problems that are scientifically proven to come with being overweight, like heart attack, hypertension, and diabetes?  It’s all made up to make shame the fat, and reward the thin!

Here is a video that will surely be labeled as “fat shaming” propaganda!

My portrayal of the “Fat Justice/Thin Privilege” folks, of course, is largely parody.  After all, how can one discuss something so ridiculous, and not laugh.  However, for the “Fat Justice/Thin Privilege” crowd, it’s very serious.

As serious as a heart attack, you might say.

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Dagwood Bumstead Dead of Heart Attack!

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Seen here in a file photo, Dagwood Bumstead collapsed and died today

Dagwood Bumstead, office manager at the J.C. & Dithers construction company, died at his home today of an apparent heart attack minutes after finished one of his patented “Bumstead” sandwiches.  First responders at the scene tried desperately to revive him as his shattered wife, Blondie looked on.

“We tried everything” said a paramedic.

But given his unhealthy lifestyle, I mean we found nothing but uneaten sandwiches next to him, it is a wonder that he lasted this long.

According to Bumstead’s wife, he had just returned from the kitchen carrying one of his sandwiches when he collapsed on the sofa.

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The sandwich Mr. Bumstead was eating when he died

“He often takes long naps on the sofa so at first I thought nothing was wrong” she said.

But after 20 minutes he hadn’t touched his sandwich. Usually after that time he’s in the kitchen making a second one.  I knew something was wrong and that’s when I called for an ambulance.  I warned him that his diet was unhealthy.  I tried to get him to eat better. One time I put some kale on his plate.  He said, “What the hell is this crap” and threw it at my head.  That was when I first realized that the man I married had a vicious temper.  It was around that time that I started experimenting with women.

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When informed of Bumstead’s death, his boss J.C. Dithers expressed remorse but not surprise.

Mr Dithers 001I tried to get Bumstead to live healthier.  Try eating something healthy I always told him.  Join an exercise program. I mean for God’s sake I was paying for his f*cking health insurance the least the lazy son of a bitch could do was buy a stairmaster.  If he had lived longer perhaps he would have listened to me.  I know he was concerned that Blondie didn’t find him sexually appealing anymore.  His diet led to arteriosclerosis which in turn led to his erectile dysfunction.  That’s when Blondie started asking me for sexual favors.  She was starved for some physical affection. But perhaps I’ve said too much.  I could tell you things.  It was a very unhappy marriage.  It’s a good things he’s dead or they might have killed each other.

Dithers has promised to pay all funeral costs and is also going to buy stairmasters for all his employees.

“I ain’t paying these sons of bitches to die am I?”

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Fat Shaming Video Warns of “Mythical” Problems, Like Heart Attack, Hypertension, and Diabetes

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Clearly, he’s a victim of a social construct!

If you’ve been following some of the nonsense going out out there, you know that there is now a movement to de-legitimize healthy living.  Some call it “fat justice.”  Of course, it’s component “oppressor” is called “thin privilege.”I covered this for a while prior to my “semi-retirement.”

Is “Fat Justice” to blame for increases in Diabetes?

Fat Liberation vs. Rape Culture: Opposite Sides of the Same Jelly Donut

Since we Covered ‘Thin Privilege,’ We’ll Add ‘Fat Justice’ to the Plate

Are You Aware of Your ‘Thin Privilege?’

The basic premise of the entire “Fat Justice/Thin Privilege” delusion appears to be that health is a social construct designed solely to take careers, sexual attraction, and prosperity from fat people, and give it to thin ones.   And, all of those health problems that are scientifically proven to come with being overweight, like heart attack, hypertension, and diabetes?  It’s all made up to make shame the fat, and reward the thin!

Here is a video that will surely be labeled as “fat shaming” propaganda!

My portrayal of the “Fat Justice/Thin Privilege” folks, of course, is largely parody.  After all, how can one discuss something so ridiculous, and not laugh.  However, for the “Fat Justice/Thin Privilege” crowd, it’s very serious.

As serious as a heart attack, you might say.

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Vaccine to stop heart attacks could be here in 5 years

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With all the race baiting, inflation, astronomical gas prices and whisper-gate, I thought a bit of good news was in order… (hat tip, Pesky Emotional Republican)

A vaccine delivered in an injection or nasal spray to prevent heart attacks could be available within five years.

Scientists have discovered that the drug stimulates the body’s immune system to produce antibodies which prevent heart disease by stopping fat building up in the arteries.

It is the first time that the underlying cause of heart disease has been targeted. Current treatments focus on using drugs to reduce cholesterol levels and blood pressure.

The vaccine can cut the build up of fat in arteries by up to 70 per cent, according to tests by researchers at Lund University in Sweden. The fatty deposits cause arteries to narrow, meaning the body has to work harder to pump blood, and can lead to a heart attack.

Prof Peter Weissberg, the British Heart Foundation medical director, said the vaccine was “very promising”.

For the full article, click here.

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Davey Jones Takes the Last Train to Clarksville, Deceased at age 66

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Monkee’s frontman, Davey Jones, died yesterday of an apparent heart attack.  He was 66 years old.  Our friend, Zilla, has coverage…

Davy Jones of the Monkees has died, he was 66 years old and had suffered a fatal heart attack at his home this morning, TMZ reports. When I was a little girl in the 1970s, the local TV station would air re-runs of The Monkees on daytime television and I just loved them, they were so cheerful, fun, and cute. Davy never lost his cuteness either, even as the years passed, he was still adorable and charming. Even just 11 days ago, he was performing live and was still a ray of sunshine.

It’s refreshing that a performer carried on, still had fans, and did not end as a drug-induced tragedy.

Like Zilla, I watched the re-runs as a young child, and got a kick out of the “pre-fab four.”  It’s sad to see someone like that go, but he did leave behind fond memories for millions of fans.  So, as a tribute, here are some videos…

His last performance, from earlier this month.

 

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