Wow, when it rains, it pours. And if by pouring, you really mean batsh*t insane moonbattery! If you recall, both Jim and I covered the sad tale of Meg Lanker-Simons, a typical liberal-feminazi-commie that gained notoriety by engaging in the fine liberal tradition of staging her own atrocity. She posted a rape threat against herself (which is hard enough to believe if you look at her), and then bravely defended herself against the marauding, evil conservative. If by marauding, evil Conservative you really mean Meg Lanker-Simons. For, you see, old Meg was caught red-handed by the campus police, and cited. [...]
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Liberal Loons: Were They Born That Stupid or Did They Have To Work At It?
Most of us on the right of the political spectrum recognize that not all liberals are loons. Most of us are capable of admitting that there are some loons on the right, as well. But, to this humble observer of the asylum. it does seem that the liberals have a disproportionate share of the loons. I came across this liberal loon story at American Thinker. The protagonist in this story is a young woman by the name of Meg Lanker-Simons. She is a student at the University of Wyoming. She is a liberal activist and she writes a popular blog [...]
Liberal Blogger, Meg Lanker-Simons Accused of Embracing Leftist Tradition: Stages own Rape Threats
Liberals have a long an historic traduiti0n…of lies and deceit. We’ve covered quite a bit of that here, especially when they stage their own “atrocities.” That fine tradition was recently continued by one Meg Lanker-Simons, a liberal blogger, and student at the University of Wyoming. Viral Read has more on the story… A student at the University of Wyoming who claimed she was targeted for a Facebook rape threat because she “runs her liberal mouth all the time” faked the threat against herself, police say. Meg Lanker-Simons, 26, has been charged with interference with a police investigation by giving false statement. [...]
Another Hate Crime Hoax? Is Sharmeka Moffitt the Latest to Fake a Hate Crime?
If you recall my commentary on the Occupy Movement, I made the point that leftists love to set up “atrocities” so they can claim to be victims. For example, they will antagonize and provoke others into either attacking, or defending themselves. Then, they try and tell the world that they are the victims. However, when they cannot set one up, they aren’t above faking one completely. In that vein, enter one Sharmeka Moffitt, who claimed she was attacked, and set on fire. Then, “KKK” was carved into her car. However, after garnering a great deal of sympathy from the left, she was exposed [...]
How to NOT Stage a Bigfoot Sighting
On an aside from from our normal political banter, there are ways to not stage a Bigfoot sighting. This is one of them… KALISPELL, Mont. (AP) — A man dressed in a military-style “ghillie” suit and apparently trying to provoke reports of a Bigfoot sighting in northwest Montana was struck by two cars and killed, authorities said. The man was standing in the right-hand lane of U.S. Highway 93 south of Kalispell on Sunday night when he was hit by the first car, according to the Montana Highway Patrol. A second car hit the man as he lay in the [...]
Alarmists Complain About Heartland Institute Pointing out “Inconvenient Truths”
What happens when a Conservative think tank points out that some mass killers, or other bad guys, were also climate alarmists? Alarmists go on a tirade of hypocrisy! Here is some more from the Guardian… The Heartland Institute, a Chicago-based rightwing thinktank notorious for promoting climate scepticism, has launched quite possibly one of the most ill-judged poster campaigns in the history of ill-judged poster campaigns. I’ll let its own press release for its upcoming conference explain, as there’s simply no need to finesse it further: Billboards in Chicago paid for by The Heartland Institute point out that some of the world’s most notorious criminals [...]
If I wanted America to fail
Okay all, I found a great new site and stumbled upon them after seeing their video in the Facebook group, Conservative Blogger Meet Up. This group, by the way is always chock full of videos, stories and info that help articulate the Conservative message. Great group, I encourage all to join. As I said above, I watched the video on my FB group page. It is a powerful, yet simple video which really exposes the left’s agenda for our beautiful country. Those responsible for the video call themselves Free Market America. Check out their website, it is well worth the [...]
Earth Day 2012: Mythical Creatures Plan Protest
Here is another classic CH 2.0 post in honor of Earth day 2012. I recently received a message from none other than Bigfoot! Not wanting to miss an opportunity for a good story, I decided to interview him. Me: Hello Bigfoot, thanks for contacting me. BTW, do you go by Bigfoot? Bigfoot: Thanks for answering, FYI, my name is Bill. Me: Mmkay, Bill it is. What was the reason for contacting me? Bill: Well, we’re planning a protest. We’re tired of being compared to something so ridiculous, that we end up looking bad. Me: OK then, I have a couple of questions then. Who are “we?” and [...]
Earth Day 2012: Searching for the Missing Myth
Here is a classic Conservative Hideout post for Earth Day 2012… Now friends, since the war on women has backfired, and the messiah is creating more and more distractions from his economic failure, there is a lull in the domestic news. But there is one thing that is conspicuous in its absence. What the hell happened to global warming? It’s taken a back seat during the campaign. Since when is the apocalypse put on hold? I am therefore declaring it missing, and would like your help in finding it. According to Director Robert S. Mueller, III, FBI Director, Global Warming was reported missing [...]
Record Heat? Not so Much
It seems that the MSM, and other, more openly leftist sources, are making much of the heat wave. However, as Noel Sheppard points out, it’s really much ado about nothing… Problem is, according to the National Climatic Data Center, and marvelously reported by the Hockey Schtick Sunday, almost no temperature records were actually broken: [T]he NOAA database of all-time Max Temperature…shows that there were no records broken on July 17, July 18, July 19, or July 20th. A total of 4 stations broke records on July 21, 20 on July 22, and 10 on July 23, 2011. That’s right. There [...]
Climate Change Hoax Debunked: Calm, Cool, Collected, and True
I caught this over at Muellerstuff, and thought I would share it here. Have a great day folks. Related posts: Global Climate Change is Caused by the Sun AGW Debunked? Birth Certificate: Hoax or Hoax? Yahoo Reports Climate Data Leaked More Global Warming Irony: Record Cold at Climate Confab Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
Questioning Global Warming Compared by Committee to Other 'Falacies' Like Believing in God: A Personal Story
Yesterday I attended a conference at a university in another state for the purposes of looking over a test that this university gives all future teacher candidates, and it was indeed an upsetting experience for me once again because of my conservative beliefs. The conference had about a dozen teachers and professors at it, all drawn from the social studies profession, and we spent the day looking over all of the items on a test that is given each year to graduating teacher candidates, making sure that the test items were valid questions to ask future teachers. The teachers on the committee [...]
A Tale of Two Stories: ClimateGate and Autism
Every now and again, two stories mesh for me, and I think it’s interesting to cover them. The report yesterday, that a land mark study suggesting a link between Autism and childhood vaccinations was exposed as a hoax, took me right back to ClimateGate. Let’s look at some comparisons: VaccineGate: A scientist falsified data to suggest that the MMR vaccine caused Autism in some children. ClimateGate: Scientists were caught fudging data to prove their assertion that AGW is real. However, there are some rather strong divergences as well: VaccineGate: The progressives cannot benefit from this. ClimateGate: The progressives win big with AGW. [...]
Established Science Retroactive Redux
With all of the “calling it something else” going on with Global Warming, “Climate Chaos,” and “Global Climate Disruption,” I thought it might be fun to go back in time and examine the the “established science.” There are some old articles from the 70′s available, so we’ll do some excerpts, and some magazine covers. Note that the covers may not be related directly to the posted material. Telltale signs are everywhere —from the unexpected persistence and thickness of pack ice in the waters around Iceland to the southward migration of a warmth-loving creature like the armadillo from the Midwest.Since the [...]
Global Warming Causes More Record Cold
It seems that this winter is setting up to be even more severely cold than the last. Of course, when record cold and snow came last winter, the alarmists said it was caused by global warning. Or, they are saying that the cold is a temporary exception to they over all warming pattern. They are sticking with this, for now… “Even though this is quite a cold winter by recent standards it is still perfectly consistent with predictions for global warming,” said Dr Myles Allen, head of the Climate Dynamics group at Department of Physics, University of Oxford. “If [...]
Britain has Coldest December on Record: Where are the Alarmists?
Here are some headlines from the Daily Mail. Millions begin the big Christmas and New Year getaway early as the AA urged motorists to beware of the ‘worst driving conditions imaginable’ Quarter of train services disrupted, travel warning in Kent Experts warn of a backlog of up to 4 million of parcels which could remain undelivered this Christmas The NHS issues an urgent appeal for blood donors as concerns grow over shortages Councils reveal plans to share grit amid fears the cold snap could last until January 14 Odds shortened even further on a ‘White Christmas’ in some parts of [...]
Happy ClimateGateaversary!
A year ago today, the infamous ClimateGate controversy broke, changing the balance of power in the fight against the “progressive” nanny state. Featuring emails hacked from the Climate Data Center at East Anglia, ClimateGate showed us climate scientists discussing the lack of warming, conspiring to silence critics, and, of course, “hiding the decline. “ Since that time, the alarmists have continued in their efforts to tightly control all human activity, even trying to change the name of their fake phenomena, yet again, to “Climate Disruption.” However, they have made absolutely no progress towards their long-term goals, so score one for [...]
Global Warming Study Finds Temperatures Increase During Summer
A newly released study on global warming has found that during Summer months temperatures experience an alarming increase. “This is proof of anthropogenic global warming.” The study recommends that during critical Summer months, “when man’s activities seriously threaten Sacred Mother Earth” a panel of experts, “perhaps under the guidance of the United Nations or Al Gore or other reputable Washington politicians” be convened to monitor the carbon footprint of all citizens of the United States. Among the study’s other recommendations: 1. Summer, if possible should be banned. If this is deemed inexpedient Summer will be renamed “Global Warming Proof Season”; 2. [...]
ClimateGate, American Style: Where Did All the Weather Stations Go?
Just when the alarmists thought the story had blow over, more information continues to emerge. Apparently, our government has been deleting the data from some weather stations used to make climate observations and reports. But to what end? Not only does the preliminary report [PDF] indict a broader network of conspirators, but it also challenges the very mechanism by which global temperatures are measured, published, and historically ranked. NOAA stands accused by the two researchers of strategically deleting cherry-picked, cooler-reporting weather observation stations from the temperature data it provides the world through its National Climatic Data Center (NCDC). D’Aleo explained [...]
ClimateGate: Porkulus Funds go to PSU’s Michael Mann
Newsbusters reported that, according to the National Center for Public Policy Research, Michael Mann, a prominent figure in the ClimateGate scandal received $541,184 in Porkulus funding. Mann, creator or the infamous and discredited “Hockey Stick Chart,” is currently under investigation by Penn State University for questionable scientific practices related to his AGW research. Here’s, more from the NCPPR In the face of rising unemployment and record-breaking deficits, policy experts at the National Center for Public Policy Research are criticizing the Obama Administration for awarding a half million dollar grant from the economic stimulus package to Penn State Professor Michael Mann, [...]
ClimateGate: Will the Alarmists Have to go Back to Ice Ages?
I’m feeling a bit sarcastic today, so be warned. Well, friends, the AGW folks are on the ropes, and they are taking a beating. When people can step out of their doors and tell that it’s VERY COLD, they aren’t going to be easily convinced that AGW is happening. When people have free access to international information, they can see that it is VERY COLD all over the northern hemisphere! Of course, there are some AGW folks that are trying very hard to keep the faith, but they are coming off as increasingly desperate. Al Gore has not been seen [...]
More Declines to Hide: Britain Faces Record Cold, Government Forecasts Wrong All Year
The AGW folks continue to take hit after hit. With winter officially less than two weeks old, records for cold and snow continue to be set. Europe continues to be hit with record cold. They predicted no let up in the freezing snap until at least mid-January, with snow, ice and severe frosts dominating. And the likelihood is that the second half of the month will be even colder. Weather patterns were more like those in the late 1970s, experts said, while Met Office figures released on Monday are expected to show that the country is experiencing the coldest winter [...]
AGW Protests Snowed Out: Blizzards 2, Protesters 0
As we have been discussing as of late, the AGW folks are having a bad time of it. December brought records for cold, record early cold, record early snows, record snow amounts. The same has been occurring in Europe as well. Hundreds have died. A large number of blizzards have occurred in the US, and at the time of this writing, even more are forecast. Now, I know, weather is weather, and climate is climate, but how long does it take to say, “Gee, two continents are having record bad winter weather, the Arctic sea ice grew last year, and [...]
Europe Suffers Due to Record Cold and Snow
We’ve been paying quite a bit of attention to the fact that the weather in the US has been colder, and stormier than usual this December. There has been record cold, record early cold, record snows, and record early snows. Now, some people would say that this is just an aberration, and there are always times when the weather does something out of the norm for a certain area. However, the record cold and snow is not restricted to the US, as the BBC reports. More than 80 people have died across Europe as days of snowstorms and sub-zero temperatures [...]
Fun with Irony: Snowstorm Foils Plans of Democrats
“History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of man” Blue Oyster Cult, Godzilla Hilariously, many Democratic plans are being foiled by the Nor’easter that is pummeling the east coast. After almost a full month of record cold, and record early snows all over the US, I doubt those in charge of the left at all appreciate the irony. DC snowstorm chills Pelosi’s global warming trip Posted: December 18th, 2009 09:44 AM ET From CNN White House Correspondent Ed Henry Copenhagen (CNN) – In a strange twist, a Washington snowstorm is forcing Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-California, to [...]
ClimateGate: Russian Agency Claims Data Manipulated to Show Warming
The ClimateGate story just refuses to go away. Now, the Russians have sounded off. Apparently, the Russians are claiming that the Hadley Center cherry picked data to show warming. Here is more… Controversy arose after various allegations were made including that climate scientists colluded to withhold scientific evidence and manipulated data to make the case for global warming appear stronger than it is. Climategate has already affected Russia. On Tuesday, the Moscow-based Institute of Economic Analysis (IEA) issued a report claiming that the Hadley Center for Climate Change based at the headquarters of the British Meteorological Office in Exeter (Devon, [...]
ClimateGate: AGW Proponent Calls Skeptic a A**hole on Live TV
I guess they are really getting desparate! The other guy wasn’t exactly being polite, but he paled in comparison to many hosts on MSNBC. I guess when your house of cards is falling down all around you, all you have are curses! H/T: NewsBusters Related posts: ClimateGate: A Tale of Two Stories, One Ignored, and Another Hyped Call it ClimateGate! AGW Data Fudged to Fit "Consensus" ClimateGate Scientist Phil Jones to Step Down During Investigation ClimateGate: New Zealand Agency Also Fudged Data to "Prove" AGW Al Gore's 12 Days of Global Warming Related posts brought to you by Yet Another [...]
Al Gore's 12 Days of Global Warming
Submitted for your amusement… Note: Henry Waxman makes a guest appearance at 1:30. H/T: Moonbattery Related posts: MIA: Global Warming Cap and Trade? More like Tax and Kill…the Global Warming Myth Global Warming in a Snowdrift? Global Warming Data May Not Have Been Hacked Profiles in Idiocy: Henry Waxpaper Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
ClimateGate Scientist Phil Jones to Step Down During Investigation
This just in from Newbusters… The British scientist in the middle of the growing ClimateGate scandal is temporarily stepping down from his position as head of the University of East Anglia’s Climatic Research Unit pending an investigation. The Associated Press reported moments ago (h/t Marc Morano): Britain’s University of East Anglia says the director of its prestigious Climatic Research Unit is stepping down pending an investigation into allegations that he overstated the case for man-made climate change. The university says Phil Jones will relinquish his position until the completion of an independent review into allegations that he worked to alter [...]
ClimateGate: A Tale of Two Stories, One Ignored, and Another Hyped
First, this from Newsbusters… The broadcast networks still haven’t uttered a single word about the revelations late last week of e-mails showing scientists on the left-wing side of the global warming debate plotting to hide data and silence those on the other side in an effort prop up the notion of a “consensus” on the issue. But when the liberal side of the debate charged that their opponents were involved in a “conspiracy” to tilt the debate in their favor, those same networks eagerly jumped on the story and castigated the evil “deniers.” In 2007, as Brent Baker chronicled at [...]
Call it ClimateGate! AGW Data Fudged to Fit "Consensus"
Consider this post a followup to Don’s great post on the subject from early this morning. This story has expanded and Hot Air has entered the fray. From: Tom Wigley [...] To: Phil Jones [...] Subject: 1940s Date: Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:25:38 -0600 Cc: Ben Santer [...] Phil, Here are some speculations on correcting SSTs to partly explain the 1940s warming blip. If you look at the attached plot you will see that theland also shows the 1940s blip (as I’m sure you know). So, if we could reduce the ocean blip by, say, 0.15 degC, then this would [...]
Some Thoughts on the Media
So, the White House is attacking Fox News. Of course, that will, in the end, only drive more people to Fox, but that doesn’t seem to stop the administration. Their attack on Rush Limbaugh caused him a 30% percent increase in his ratings, so I’m not inclined to protest their tactics. So why attack Fox? Why say that they’re NOT a news network? Why accuse them in engaging in a “witch hunt” against the President’s advisers? To explore this, let’s answer another question; what is Fox doing? Well, in terms of the advisers, Hannity and Beck are showing videos of [...]
MIA: Global Warming
There appears to be some cracks in the AGW armor. Now, many on the right have been accurately referring to AGW as a hoax, but recently, there are some more mainstream sources chiming in. The latest is from Paul Hudson at the BBC. This headline may come as a bit of a surprise, so too might that fact that the warmest year recorded globally was not in 2008 or 2007, but in 1998. But it is true. For the last 11 years we have not observed any increase in global temperatures. And our climate models did not forecast it, even [...]
Czar Wars Profile: Cass Sunstein
As time wears on, we find out more and more about Obama’s Czars. First, there was Van Jones being a “truther.” And, who can forget John “De-Development & Forced Abortion” Holdren? Then, there was Kevin “Make sure you use a condom with your rapist” Jennings. For today’s post, we’ll go back to Cass Sunstein, the Regulatory Czar. We’ve taken a look at Mr. Sunstein before, here and here. But like most of the Czars, the more one looks, the more one finds. Apparently, Mr. Sunstein believes that organs should be harvested from terminally ill or the recently deceased, without their [...]
A Racist Under Every Bed?
In the 1950’s Joe McCarthy, a US Senator, was investigating the influence of communism in American institutions. He used subpoena power to drag people for testimony, questioning them regarding their ties to communism. He harassed, accused, and seemed entirely unreasonable. His ham-handed tactics earned him scorn, especially from the leftist media at the time. Eventually, Edward R. Morrow confronted the Senator on national television, and the Senator’s influence was severely damaged. Eventually, McCarthy’s activities were derided with the saying that the Senator believed that there was a communist “under every bed.” Fast-forward to now. The Democrats in the House, Senate, [...]
AGW Debunked?
I haven’t seen this discussed very much. I think it got buried in health care speech, Joe Wilson’s moment of truth, 9-11, and 9-12. Last week, Bill O’Reilly interviewed Joe Bastardi of Accuweather. Related posts: Mythical Creatures Plan Protest Global Warming in a Snowdrift? Serious Post: Cap and Trade Explained Searching for the Missing Myth White Paint Saves Planet: Who Would Have Thunk it? Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
Leftist Daycare
As most of the regular readers of this humble little blog know, education is one of my pet issues. The young are our greatest treasure, yet far too many of us give our children to the government for several hours each day. But what happens during those hours? Over the last several years there has been a push for more and more government run daycare services. To illustrate what the left intends, and what they are teaching in some daycares, I’ll show you some excerpts from a curriculum developed by National Association for the Education of Young Children (NAEYC). The [...]
Projection, Denial, Groupthink, and the Left
Projection is a form of defense in which unwanted feelings are displaced onto another person, where they then appear as a threat from the external world. A common form of projection occurs when an individual, threatened by his own angry feelings, accuses another of harbouring hostile thoughts. Encyclopedia Britannica The above definition should be very familiar to Conservatives, as the left frequently accuses the right of doing what they themselves do. As of late, the left has been accusing the health care protesters of being a “paid, angry, and unruly mob.” Are they angry? Yes. Are they unruly? Sometimes, but [...]
Education: Our Greatest Battle?
This is an article that I had commented on for another site some time ago. I thought that given the current climate of “change,” it might be a good idea to re-visit it. The article is eight years old, however, it seems to echo what is going on today. From the August 2001 Idaho Observer: Why Our Schools Teach Socialism By Joe Larson Congratulations America: Today there are over 10,000 openly marxist professors and thousands of humanist professors controlling the universities and colleges that produce America’s teachers and other professionals. Varying forms of marxist-humanism are the predominant philosophies of the [...]
ACORN Sues to be Able to do What They Claim They Don't Do
Confusing title, isn’t it? I must admit it was intentional. You see, ACORN has been accused of voter registration irregularities in quite a few states. Arrests have been made, and some of the arrested workers have stated that they have to meet a quota of new registration per day, or be fired. This type of procedure is quite illegal. ACORN, of course, has denied these claims all over the country. Please note that they videos are not related to the most current story, however, they represent an nationwide pattern. In Pittsburgh, there are several of these workers set to go [...]
Irony That the Media Misses
Remember when folks on the right were telling everyone that the messiah was using the porkulus to pay back his supporters? Remember that no one listened? Well, the pork has returned to the stimulus. This from the USA Today: WASHINGTON — Billions of dollars in federal aid delivered directly to the local level to help revive the economy have gone overwhelmingly to places that supported President Obama in last year’s presidential election. That aid — about $17 billion — is the first piece of the administration’s massive stimulus package that can be tracked locally. Much of it has followed a [...]
Serious Post: Cap and Trade Explained
We conservatives have a habit of referring to liberals as “naive.” On the surface, that seems pretty accurate. They propose policies that are proven to kill jobs, harm the economy, and otherwise cause the exact opposite of their stated intent. They persist in these, in spite of the obvious damage that they do, and blame conservatives for the failures. There is one problem with this assessment… It’s wrong. Yes, their policies do cause damage and misery, but the naive part…I don’t really think that’s the case. I mean, sure, there are lower level peons in the rank and file that [...]
Waste in the Porkulus?
NEWSFLASH! In a completely UNEXPECTED and totally UNPREDICTABLE development, it has been discovered that there is WASTE IN THE PORKULUS!!!!! Film at 11:00! The very first post of this Blog was regarding the porkulus. That wondrous assembly of pet projects and “make work” programs was sooooo critical and had to be passed without anyone ACTUALLY READING IT! After all, we had to “get er done” to keep unemployment under 9%… DOH!!! It would seem that the chickens have come home to roost. As predicted, by anyone with a FUNCTIONING BRAIN, the Porkulus seems to be riddled with waste and unnecessary [...]
Calling it Something Else: Sustainable Development
When Dr. Dave mentioned bulldozing cities, a light bulb went off. Sustainable Development! You know, that plan that herds us all into government managed utopias with vastly reduced standards of living? Won’t it be great? I mean the government will tell you where to live, where to work, how much you’ll be paid, if you can drive, (if you’re lucky enough) what you can drive, what you can eat, you’re heating and cooling settings, your medical care, in other words… THE COMPLETE CONTROL OF ALL HUMAN LIFE! Now, the libtards would never admit to this, and, as usual, they are [...]
ACORN: Nuts Are Busted Again
Oh ACORN, those nutty libs that do all the fraudulent voter registrations and general thuggery for the messiah, are in ever more hot water! At issue is the allegations, in over a dozen states now, the ACORN workers are allegedly told that they have to collect a quota of new voter registrations per day, or be fired! Here’s how a spokesman for ACORN tried to wiggle his way off the hook with Glenn Beck. As we are finding out now, there are tens of thousands (a gross underestimate, I know) of fake voter registrations out there that have to see [...]
Totally Unexpected Finding: The Sun Heats the Earth!
If I had a Grasp of the Obvious Award, I’d have to give it NASA. The publically funded pinheads finally discovered the obvious. That the SUN HEATS THE FREAKIN PLANET!!! In this article in the Daily Tech, the TOTALLY UNEXPECTED findings were discussed. Some researchers believe that the solar cycle influences global climate changes. They attribute recent warming trends to cyclic variation. Skeptics, though, argue that there’s little hard evidence of a solar hand in recent climate changes. Now, a new research report from a surprising source may help to lay this skepticism to rest. A study from NASA’s Goddard [...]
White Paint Saves Planet: Who Would Have Thunk it?
This story is slightly stale, but it’s been on my mind for a week now. Apparently, Steven Chu, the messiah’s pick for the Department of Energy, thinks that painting all the roofs white will save more energy that parking all of the cars for 11 years! Apparently, all of the energy would be reflected back into space, saving on cooling costs. Source here. This got me thinking about the messiah’s iPod playlist from a couple weeks ago. I might add a song. “Paint it White,” by the AGW Zombies… I see a red roof and I want it painted white [...]
Socialized Medicine: The Cat is Out of the Bag
I’ve blogged quite a bit about the messiah’s health care plan and how it would eventually do away with private insurance and place us all at the tender mercies of government bureaucrats. I think we know how that will go. Verumserum and Redstate covered it first, but I thought it’s worth posting as well. The following is footage that you will never see on the Legion of Doom. It speaks for itself. It’s amazing though (or is it?) that the libtards are so open about it. But, then again, the legion of Doom is in their back pocket, so most [...]
New Nominee for Useful Idiot of the Month
It should come as no surprise that Janet Napolitano is now a prime candidate for uselful Idiot of the Month. After all, she did release a report that states pretty clearly that anyone who reads this blog is likely a DANGEROUS TERRORIST. Let’s have the CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE Translation Matrix go over some criteria for being a DANGEROUS TERRORIST. Working… 1. If you believe that the First Amendment says “nor prohibit the free expression thereof,” you’re a DANGEROUS TERRORIST. 2. If you believe that the late Tenth Amendment actually was supposed to put limits on federal powers, you’re a [...]
Mythical Creatures Plan Protest
One really cool thing about the CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE Translation Matrix is that it will translate all sorts of mythical content. When I switched it on this morning, I received a message from none other than Bigfoot! Not wanting to miss an opportunity for a good story, I decided to interview him. Me: Hello Bigfoot, thanks for contacting me. BTW, do you go by Bigfoot? Bigfoot: Thanks for answering, FYI, my name is Bill. Me: Mmkay, Bill it is. What was the reason for contacting me? Bill: Well, we’re planning a protest. We’re tired of being compared to something [...]
Searching for the Missing Myth
Now friends, since the Porkulus has passed, and the messiah has taken the messaihette to Chicago for din-din, there is a lull in the domestic news. But there is one thing that is conspicuous in its absence. What the hell happened to global warming? It’s taken a back seat during the inauguration and as the Porkulus was debated. Since when is the apocalypse put on hold? I am therefore declaring it missing, and would like your help in finding it. According to Director Robert S. Mueller, III, FBI Director, Global Warming was reported missing several weeks ago, as the messiah [...]
