Conservative Hideout 2.0 Rotating Header Image

Michelle Obama

School Kids Say ‘Thanks’ To Michelle Obama for Their Crappy School Lunches

Michelle Obama should be proud.  The school lunch program that she championed is such a great success, that students all over the US are singing it’s….praises? The Blaze has some tweets…   Yes, the kids are speaking out, and it seems to be more cursing than anything else.   Of course, the government’s response is been to basically say STFU. As a result of these clearly fulfilling lunches, over 1,000,000 less children are taking part in the school lunch program.  In the extended economic fail fueled by Obama’s policies should cause the school lunch program to grow even more.  But, as […]

Of Barack, Putin, Michelle and the Wheel of Fortune

Okay, I’m busy here at work this morning, well … sort of.  And there’s a lot of stuff going on … everything from the missing jet-liner, to the missing first lady and family. So, I think I’ll just highlight a few random topics and offer sage advice or just reveal my thoughts on each. Here we go … Ukrainian Troops To Leave Crimea: Official KIEV, Ukraine (AP) — Russian forces seized military installations across the disputed Crimean Peninsula on Wednesday, prompting Ukraine’s security chief to announce that his country will hold joint military exercises with the United States and Britain. […]

I, Barack Obama

“What the president will be doing this weekend in Florida is essentially what the president would be doing back at the White House. It’s just that the weather will be a little warmer.” — Josh Earnest, Deputy Press Secretary “I believe he can be as ineffective in Key Largo as he was in the White House.” – Newt Gingrich Interesting, isn’t it, that although the situation between Russia and the Ukraine is grave enough to warrant the declaration of a “national emergency” … “I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, find that the actions and policies of […]

Michelle Obama Lowers Use of School Lunch Program, Students Refuse to Embrace the Suckage

In a shocking turn, Michelle Obama, as democratic FLOTUS, has actually caused a decrease in participation in school lunch program!  While decreasing participation in an entitlement is completely antithetical to a democrat, this is really a case of the “law of unintended consequences.”  But wait, there’s more! The Government Accountability Office (GAO) audited the program and found that more than 1 million children abandoned school lunches entirely. Nationwide, student participation in the National School Lunch Program declined by 1.2 million students (or 3.7 percent) from school year 2010-2011 through school year 2012-2013, after having increased steadily for many years… State […]

Of liberals, global warming, morons and Democrats

When liberals mock decent Americans about the fact that the government is continually seeking ways to eventually confiscate all firearms from ordinary citizens, they’ll usually make some very lame-assed comment like, “Uh, if Obama was going to take your guns, don’t you think he would have done it by now?”  Well, let’s find out from the intellectually challenged, the liberal, how that “global warming” thing is working out for them?  Last year I saw where a liberal actually wrote (some time around July or August) that it’s so hot that global warming has to be a fact. I hope that […]

“Woman of Courage,” Maria Bashir, Touted by Michelle Obama Sends Other Women to Jail for Adultery

What happens when Michelle Obama and Hilary Clinton hails, Maria Bashir,  as a  champion of women’s rights, and it turns out that this woman throws other women in jail for adultery? Delicious irony, that’s what!   The Daily Mail has more… Last year she was hailed as one of the most influential people in the world – a defender of women’s rights as Afghanistan’s only female head prosecutor. Ms Bashir has been lauded by both Michelle Obama and Hilary Clinton – and she was one of ten women to receive a ‘Women of Courage’ Award in Washington last year. But Maria Bashir’s […]

Who Is Mitt Romney’s Opponent In This Election

America’s Socialist News Network’s presidential debates start tonight in Denver, Colorado. How did the Republican National Committee allow the Left Stream Media control the debates? Today’s media should be required to register as Democratic Party Super PACs. I’m serious!  But, it is what it is. So, the challenger, Mitt Romney, about whom we know intimate details of his life, will square off against the incumbent, Barack Obama, about whom we know very little even after four years in office. The reason we know so little about Mr. Obama is in part due to his own actions to hide his past […]

Barack Obama, Agent Of Chaos

“Hodgkins, I want the officer responsible for internal security in here on the double.” “You’re the internal security officer.” “Fast work, Hodgkins.” — Don Adams as Maxwell Smart “… this is a fairly volatile situation and it is in response not to United States policy, and not to, obviously, the administration, or the American people, but it is in response to a video, a film that we have judged to be be reprehensible and disgusting.” — Jay Carney, Obama Press Secretary No, the mayhem caused by the rampaging adherents of the perpetually outraged adherents of the ‘Religion of Peace’ can’t be the result of the policies of this administration.  […]

My Exclusive Interview with President Barack Obama’s Dog

Today at Manhattan Infidel I am pleased to have as my guest Bo, the Portuguese water dog who became the pet of President Obama. MI:  Good afternoon Bo.  It’s a pleasure to meet you.  I wasn’t expecting to interview you today but when you called I couldn’t refuse. Bo:  Thanks.  I need to talk.   MI:  Okay.  Let’s start out with the question everyone wants to know.  What’s it like being the first pet? Bo:  That’s it?  That’s your first question? MI:  Well, yeah. I always like to toss my guests a softball question first.  You know, make them relaxed. Bo:  Man you’re lamer than Soledad […]

Did Anyone Catch Obama Using Hilary Rosen to Play Good Cop-Bad Cop with Ann Romney?

Well, I get home from work and grocery shopping to see that we had an interesting story unfold.  Hilary Rosen, a Dem operative, slammed Mitt Romney’s wife, Ann, for being a stay-at home mom.  Legal Insurrection has the video… So then, we have a Democratic operative, belittling the wife of the likely GOP candidate.  On the surface, one might just think that this was a typical Alinskyite smear, and it was.  However, there is another layer to it, but we’ll get to it in a bit.  As for the next move, Ann Romney fired back, and destroyed Rosen… Then, we see that […]

Classic CH 2.0: Some Brief Thoughts on the Nature of Ideological Warfare

Here’s a post from this past spring. I think it has some relevance to right now.  -Matt Remember this quote from Michelle Obama? “Barack Obama will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism. That you put down your divisions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zone . . . Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual – uninvolved, uninformed.” She was far more prophetic than she will ever know. Since Obama’s election, millions of Americans have become more informed, […]

Some Brief Thoughts on the Nature of Ideological Warfare

Remember this quote from Michelle Obama? “Barack Obama will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism. That you put down your divisions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zone . . . Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual – uninvolved, uninformed.” She was far more prophetic than she will ever know. Since Obama’s election, millions of Americans have become more informed, and more involved.  The Tea Party movement has galvanized millions in calling for smaller, more responsible government.  […]