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“Large And In Charge” Michelle Obama Is Demanding To Weigh Your Toddlers In Daycare

  Who the hell died and put Moochelle in charge of our kid’s snack time? Well, as the saying goes, she’s Large And In Charge. And if your kid is too fat, she wants to know. Bureaucrats from the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) will weigh and measure children in daycare as part of a study mandated by First Lady Michelle Obama’s Healthy Hunger-Free Kids Act. The agency published a notice in the Federal Register on Friday proposing data collection on what meals are served in professional and home daycare facilities and how much physical activity children perform. “Children will […]

‘It’s Basically Tree Bark Now:’ Students Up Complaints About Michelle O’s Lunch Menu

Hat/Tip to Kyle Olson at As we’ve stated before, this is an issue that we’ve covered thoroughly. Kudos to Kyle Olson at who is also covering this intrusion by Progressive Liberal Michelle Obama who believes she knows better how and what to feed our children, than we do. Here in it’s entirety is Kyle Olson’s article: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BALLWIN, Mo. – Students have no problem telling adults exactly what they think of the new “healthy” school lunches championed by First Lady Michelle Obama. “It’s basically tree bark now,” Parkway West High School senior Stone Ramatowski tells St. Louis Post-Dispatch. […]

GOP CAVE: Cromnibus Will Not Include Relief From Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Program

Hat/Tip to Dr. Susan Berry at Breitbart. Even though millions of kids and parents across America have rejected it, and countless nutritionists, health care workers and school officials hate it as well, guess what? Good ‘Ole Johnny Boehner has given President Obama everything he wanted, even this crap. Though school officials, nutritionists, parents, and students have decried First Lady Michelle Obama’s school lunch program, the $1 trillion CRomnibus (part “continuing resolution” and part “omnibus”) does not include relief from the unpopular meals standards after all. Waiver? They don’t need no steenking waivers!! Daren Bakst at The Daily Signal notes that the spending […]

Majority Of Schools Say They Are Losing Money Because Of Michelle Obama’s Healthy Lunch Mandate

  Hat/Tip to WeaselZippers. This is an issue that Conservative Hideout 2.0 has covered extensively, see the links below the story. What are the odds Mooch would eat the crap she has students eating? Via Washington Examiner: More than half of the nation’s school cafeteria workers expect to lose money selling low-salt, low-fat meals pushed by first lady Michelle Obama, a “serious” problem that threatens the programs, according to a survey of food providers. The School Nutrition Association, which is planning to demand changes to the meal requirements to make the food more attractive to students, found that 50.35 percent […]

Second School In As Many Weeks In Wisconsin Boycotts First Lady’s School Lunch Mandate

Hat/Tip to WeaselZippers and WSAW. Looks like our elitist, mastermind First Lady just can’t quite get all of America’s kids that, darn it, she knows best! (WSAW) –  Many Marathon middle school students are fed up with their school lunch program and Thursday organized a boycott of the school lunch program to show their disapproval of federal lunch guidelines. In lieu of heading through the lunch line Thursday, students brought packed lunches. Students at Venture Academy said they’re simply not getting enough to eat during school lunch. “Lately what I have noticed with our school lunches is probably the portions. […]

Michelle Obama Promises Black Voters a Fried Chicken in Every Pot

Please tell me this isn’t degrading, and racist. First lady Michelle Obama has a message to black voters: Don’t worry about what candidates have done or said — just vote for the Democrats. On TV One, a network operating under the motto “Where Black Life Unfolds,” the first lady told “News One Daily” host Roland Martin, “And that’s my message to voters, this isn’t about Barack, it’s not about person on that ballot — its about you. And for most of the people we are talking to, a Democratic ticket is the clear ticket that we should be voting on, […]

Ahhh, Baseball!

  President Obama and The First Lady are at the White Sox baseball game sitting in the first row with the Secret Service seated directly behind them. One of the Secret Service agents leans forward and says something to the president. The President stares at the agent, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head no. The agent then says, “Mr. President, it was a request from the team owner who is a big campaign contributor and the fans will love it”! So, President Obama shrugs and says, “Well, if it will help my poll numbers.” He […]

Michelle Obama: Americans ‘Take For Granted’ How Much Barack Has Improved U.S.

Hat/Tip to WeaselZippers. Arguably the most partisan First Lady in our nation’s history, Michelle Obama is on the stump for the upcoming mid-term elections and she is partaking in some revisionist history. She speaks about for the “first time in history”, “three brilliant women serving on our Supreme Court”, as though there had been no women before Barack Obama, seemingly forgetting it was Ronald Reagan who appointed the first woman, not Barack Obama. Moreover, Justice Ginsburg was appointed by Clinton, not Obama. But let not facts interfere with fantasy-weaving… Via Breitbart: First Lady Michelle Obama proudly defended her husband’s record […]

Schools in New York Drop First Lady’s Onerous Lunch Room Rules

Hat/Tip to Victor Skinner at Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup Is Back In! Kids Cheer! I’m guessing that this has GOT to be Bush’s fault. Central New York’s Fayetteville-Manlius and Baldwinsville school districts are the latest to ditch the National School Lunch Program, which was revamped in 2010 under the guidance of First Lady Michelle Obama in an effort to fight childhood obesity. Strict limits on calories, fat, sugar, carbohydrates, sodium and other aspects of the school lunch imposed by the federal government on schools participating in the free and reduced lunch program has not only increased cafeteria costs, […]

#BringBackOurSnacks: Junk Food Fight – Students Tee Off on Michelle Obama

Hat/Tip to Vocativ. The First Rule of Progressivism, Do What I Say, Not What I Do It’s that time of year again, back to school, back to homework and trying out for band and chorus and the baseball team and the cheerleading squad – AND school lunches. This year though, it’s a little different. Our kids aren’t happy with the dogma that’s being forced down their throats from the First Lady, Michelle Obama. Especially given the fact that she shoves all manner of unhealthy food down her own throat… Note to the first lady: The kids want their Funyuns back. […]

Report: First Lady Pushed POTUS to ‘side with the Black people’; & Hollywood A-Lister bypassed Secret Service

Hat/Tip to WeaselZippers & The Daily Mail. In an upcoming book about the ‘hidden lives of presidents,’ Ronald Kessler makes some startling revelations. Secret Service agents rarely speak, but there’s nothing wrong with their hearing. Agents confessed to Ronald Kessler, author of an upcoming blockbuster book about the hidden lives of presidents, that they have overheard Michelle Obama pushing her husband ‘to be more aggressive in attacking Republicans and to side with blacks in racial controversies.’ And Obama did as he was told, says Kessler in The First Family Detail. We all remember these stories, many of them were made […]

YouTube Video Takes Aim at Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Program

It appears that Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Program is even more unpopular than her husband, according to his own abysmal approval ratings. A group of people calling themselves Nutrition Nannies have put together a video to protest Michelle Obama’s “Healthy Foods” School Lunch Program. They even have a FB page. Nutrition Nannies This is from their YouTube page: Good news! The USDA will allow more meats and grains in school lunches following criticisms of parents and lawmakers. To all supporters of our video, thank you for making your voices heard! Our message needs clarification. We are excited about being offered […]

School Board President on First Lady’s School Lunch Mandates: “Last Time I Checked She Was Elected By No One”…

Hat/Tip to WeaselZippers. Beware! Remember that Barack said Michelle was off limits… MUSKEGO, Wis. – There’s growing heartburn over federal school lunch regulations and now school board members are lashing out at First Lady Michelle Obama, the champion of the program overhaul. The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reports: “We believe that proper food nutrition and meal portion guidelines are best decided at a local level,” said Rick Petfalski, School Board president for the Muskego-Norway School District. Opting out of the program means Muskego-Norway will no longer receive federal money for its meals, but it also means the district is free to […]

Islamic Women Declared Un-Islamic By Islamic Council: Mere Existance Contradicts Will of Allah

This story comes from Pakistan Today and if I didn’t know Islam to be what it is, I wouldn’t believe it. Maybe this is the Pakistani version of The Onion. CORRECTION AND EDIT: Yes, it is apparently NOT TRUE. I saw it on several reputable websites. My apologies. I’ll leave it here for your amusement, because I have no doubt that if some “Islamic Council” could do this, they would do this. Note that the photo, as I orginially said, is unrelated, but it is still a photo. IT IS NOT TRUE. MY APOLOGIES (minus the photo and the comment under […]

School Kids Rebel Against Michelle Obama’s Healthy School Lunches As First Daughters Get Meatball Subs, Ice Cream

In a related story here at CH 2.0, we reported that over 1 million American children have stopped eating their public school lunches because the First Lady’s “Healthy” School Lunch program is failing, miserably. They’ve even taken to posting pic of the disgusting fare online. But this story, just got more interesting. It would seem that what is good enough for the rest of our children is NOT good enough for the Obama children or for the First Lady herself, it seems. CNS News decided to dig a little deeper. What exactly are Michelle O’s daughters eating at lunch? Is it […]

First Lady Whines, er Responds to Critics of her “Healthy” School Lunch Program

As reported here, over 1 million school kids have vetoed First Lady Michelle Obama’s “Healthy” School Lunch program. And the GOP has drafted legislation to try and remedy this. First lady Michelle Obama is striking back at House Republicans who are trying to weaken healthier school meal standards, saying any effort to roll back the guidelines is “unacceptable.” The rules set by Congress and the administration over the last several years require more fruits, vegetables and whole grains in the lunch line and set limits on sodium, sugar and fat. The first lady met Tuesday with school nutrition officials who […]

Ben Rhodes Email Recipients: Most Lead to White House – Even Michelle Obama’s Letter Opener Was Schooled

Maggie, our newest contributor is doing amazing work following the recent developments in the Benghazi scandal. Here is her latest article: ~~~~~~ Once again it is Judicial Watch we have to thank for revealing Benghazi information hidden from the public and even Congress. Even Michelle Obama’s “letter opener” was on the Susan Rice Prep email list. Ben Rhodes, Obama’s “Strategic Communications Director” did communicate, and he did strategically direct the spin on the attacks. See the list of other White House email recipients, numerous very close to Barack Obama along with their positions at that time, a couple connected to Hillary […]

School Kids Say ‘Thanks’ To Michelle Obama for Their Crappy School Lunches

Michelle Obama should be proud.  The school lunch program that she championed is such a great success, that students all over the US are singing it’s….praises? The Blaze has some tweets…   Yes, the kids are speaking out, and it seems to be more cursing than anything else.   Of course, the government’s response is been to basically say STFU. As a result of these clearly fulfilling lunches, over 1,000,000 less children are taking part in the school lunch program.  In the extended economic fail fueled by Obama’s policies should cause the school lunch program to grow even more.  But, as […]