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Boehner & Establishment GOP Declare War on the Tea Party

“I have made it clear that I have great respect for the tea party and the energy they brought to the electoral process,” said Speaker of the House, John Boehner (R) Ohio to reporters in February of this year. Then, in a statement that more resembled his famed crying incidents, he went on to whine, “My gripe is with some Washington organizations who feel like they’ve got to go raise money by beating on me and others.” That’s what politics is all about, I thought. But it seems the establishment GOP takes offense to being reminded that their constituencies would […]

Married Without Children

“I would say, you know, if you’re getting married — why are you getting married? Why would you get married? Why would anybody get married?” – Nancy Pelosi Why, indeed?  Of course, San Francy’s all for the institution as long as it’s between a pair of homosexuals, people that have no need for it — in America, they’re already free to shack up at will.  If marriage is fundamentally a societal framework designed primarily for the propagation and protection of the offspring it produces, then support for same-sex nuptials is revealed for what it is: a radical attack on accepted […]

Catchphrase For Communists: Economic Violence

Pelosi: We Must “End This Economic Violence” (Weasel Zippers) #EconomicViolence started as a way for some on the Left to complain about, well, capitalism basically. – Twitchy “Nancy Pelosi wants to fight economic violence? Maybe she should start by getting Democrats to resign.” — The Daley Gator If there’s one thing at which our domestic enemies excel, it’s in coining inane slogans for the progressive Hive to murmur endlessly.  Designed to replace rational thought with bumper-sticker dementia, the socialists Democrats unveil a new one every few months, usually timed to coincide with the latest assault on our liberties.  Who could […]

In Nancy Pelosi’s Bible, Satan Wins!

Nancy Pelosi sure has some rather odd things to say.  Maybe that’s a bit of an exaggeration, but based on Pelosi’s comments, I have to wonder whose side she is really on.  Actually, I have no doubt!  I caught this over at the Independent Sentinel… She invents Bible verses too. She said this but it’s nowhere to be found in the Bible. “The Bible tells us in the Old Testament, ‘To minister to the needs of God’s creation is an act of worship. To ignore those needs is to dishonor the God who made us.’ On this Earth Day, and […]

The State of the Union? It Sucks!

Nancy Pelosi recently said “It is almost a false argument to say that we have a spending problem.” She went on to say that what we have is a deficit problem.  Conservatives have given Ms. Pelosi a lot of flack over her statement and maybe we have been too hard on the less than brilliant Congressman from San Francisco. After all she did use a qualifier; “almost”, which can mean “not quite”. And, she was spot on when she said the US has a deficit problem. Who could argue with that? By saying that we have a deficit problem instead […]

Rhinovirus Devastates Republicans

Several Republicans on Capitol Hill have fallen ill with the Rhinovirus, it has been learned.  Lindsey Graham, John McCain, John Boehner among other prominent Republicans are among those affected by the pernicious virus. “It is flu season” said a Washington D.C. doctor treating the Republican lawmakers. Still at the very least one would think that these men would be more careful.  They are busy, important men with constituencies to take care of.  But once they get infected with the Rhinovirus they are pretty much useless. Congressman Graham was the first to come ill, complaining of a runny nose and a […]

Hey Smokers, Look at How ObamaCare Might Jack up Your Premiums!

As you all recall, Nancy Pelosi told the House that they had to pass ObamaCare to see what is in it.  So, they passed it, and within the tangled web of lies, deceit and failure, there is a poison pill for those that are smokers. Our good friend at Wyblog has the info… Hey smokers, has anyone told you about Obamacare’s 50% insurance premium surcharge yet? Starting next year health insurers can charge smokers 50% more. Millions of smokers could be priced out of health insurance because of tobacco penalties in President Barack Obama’s health care law, according to experts […]

Nothing Fair About Media’s Foul Play

The mainstream media, or more accurately Barack Obama’s Propaganda Corps, has abandoned all pretense to journalistic integrity in order to ensure the re-election of their skinny Marxist hero. Murders? Intelligence failures? Riots? Wars? Hah! The only news fit to print these days is whatever can be spun to cast discredit on Gentleman Mitt Romney, such as Romney’s entirely accurate statement regarding the 47% of cast-iron dependents … uh, voters … thought to reside in Obama’s left pocket, a private remark serendipitouslyprovided to the radical rag Mother Jones by none other than Jimmy Carter IV, grandson of the former worst president in the history of the Republic. If […]

Americans Applaud End of Freedom!

By an overwhelming vote that crossed partisan lines, congress today voted to end all freedom of choice for all Americans for everything. “It is time we realize that freedom is not absolute” declared Senate Majority leader Harry Reid (D-NV).  “People are using their freedoms to make wrong choices.  The wrong foods to eat.  The wrong recreational drugs to use.  The wrong sexual positions to enjoy.  These decisions are too important to be left to the people.  This is where the government steps in.” “There is an epidemic in America today” declared Nancy Pelosi (D-CA).  “It is an epidemic of unhealthy wellness choices.” “We […]

Useful Idiot of the Year Poll: 2011

It’s been a great honor for me to bring you the Useful Idiot of the Month Poll.  Since March of 2009, we have been taking the Useful Idiot of the Month Poll (with a few exceptions).  And now, it is time to elect the Useful Idiot of the Year for 2011.  Many nominations were made by the readers.  Here they are, in the order in which they were received. 1.  President Barak Hussein Obama:  By The Amusing Bunni, and Steve Dennis of America’s Watchtower, and Harry of To be Right. 2.  The Occupy Movement: by LD Jackson of Political Realities, Teresa, of […]

Occupy Wall Street: Who is supporting them?


We’ve covered, over the last few weeks, the nations or organizations that support the Occupods.  Here are some links… Occupy Wall Street Earns the Coveted Endorsement From North Korea Occupy Wall Street Endorsed by Nazis, Communists, and Iranian Ayatollah: Are they part of the 99%?   Well, Zombie from PJ Media has compiled an ongoing list of organizations, individuals, and governments that have publically endorsed the Occupods. Here is that list… The 99%: Official list of Occupy Wall Street’s supporters, sponsors and sympathizers Communist Party USA Sources: Communist Party USA, OWS speech, The Daily Caller American Nazi Party Sources: Media Matters, American Nazi […]

Obama Attempts to Protect Progressive Narrative: Launches "Attack Watch" UPDATED


Well then, talk about shades of the ObamaCare “snitch line!”  The Obamaites  have now launched “Attack Watch,”  a site for loyal useful idiots to turn in their friends, neighbors, and family members for “counter-revolutionary activities,”  like believing in individual  freedom, and other crazy notions.  Apparently, there is far too much truth going on out there, and something must be done about it, ammitrite?  At any rate, I did report myself.  We’ll see if there is a sudden influx of paid trolls.  That might just be fun! On a serious note, informing on your neighbors…where have we heard that before?  Where did that happen, and what  was […]

Uh-Oh, Nancy Pelosi is on to us!


Nancy Pelosi has apparently stumbled upon the plans of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy… You mean, we want to reduce the Federal Government to it’s Constitutional limits? Do we want to get rid of job killing regulations-that were written purely to do just that?  Do we want to end the unconstitutional involvement of the government in  public education-that has decreased the quality of said education?  Do we want to tear out the statist control mechanisms? Of course, she engages in the typical leftist fear mongering, but what the statists of all stripes really fear is losing power.  So, to FORMER Speaker Pelosi, I […]

WeinerGate Update: Weiner Finds his "Certitude," Admits Sending Lewd Tweet

Well, after over a week of denials, obfuscaition, and calling the police on reporters, Anthony Weiner finally admitted that he sent the infamous pic of his…well…weiner. Here is the video, via The Other McCain… So, after making a fool of himself for over a week (like a decade in political news), Weiner finally came clean about his weiner.  Predictably, he states that he will not resign.  This is wholly consistent with the current trend in politics; men and women with insufficient honor to either avoid unethical behavior, or have the good sense to quit when they are caught. This leaves Weiner in difficult situation. […]

Evidence is Mounting that Obamacare is All Sorts of Corrupt?

In several earlier posts I have been critical of Obamacare because it attacks life, liberty, and property and because it represents the growing tyranny of the federal government. But somehow I missed an important reason why we should oppose giving the national government more control over our healthcare system- power should not be concentrated in the hands of government and government officials because when this happens it increases by considerable amounts the chances that this power will be used in a corrupt manner. And we’re seeing that under President Barack Obama (Democrat) and a Congress that was run by Nancy Pelosi (Democrat), legislation like […]

Bush Derangement Syndrome is Chronic and Apparently Incurable

Say what you will about former President George W. Bush; he clearly wasn’t all that Conservative. However, the sufferers of Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS) are not seeing a reduction in the expression of their peculiar disease.  Now two years after the election of Barak Obama, the “progressives” are still blaming  Bush for their own failures.  Case in point?  Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (It’s great to write that, let me tell you!) has still not grasped the fact that her agenda, and her actions to implement it, caused the electroral bloodbath on 11-2-10.  Here is the evidence of […]

Useful Idiot of the Year Poll 2010: UPDATED

Well, the response to the Useful Idiot of the Year Nomination Thread was beyond expectations.  I thank you for all of the fine suggestions, and here are your nominees, and the poll. Barak Obama: I don’t think that there’s any explanation required. Nancy Pelosi: “You have to pass it to see what’s in it.” Harry Reid: Again, no explanation required. MSNBC: I know that no one watches, but any network that has Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Chris Matthews, and Ed Schultz on the payroll simply must be nominated. Janet Napalitano: AKA, Big Sis.  Whether she’s being a groper apologist, or […]

Useful Idiot of the Year Nomination Thread

Well friends, it’s that time again.  It’s been an interesting year.  We saw the passage of ObamaCare, and then saw the predicted results come to pass.  We saw the Tea Parties begin a massive acendency that culminated in a near record loss in the House for the Democrats.  We saw the GOP establishment and the RINOS begin to feel the sting of the Conservative base.  And through it all, woven into the news, we saw the Useful Idiots. For those that are new to this concept, Useful Idiots, according to Stalin and Lenin, were people in Western countries that supported […]

Useful Idiot of the Month Poll: November 2010

I’m a bit late getting the poll and post up, but here it is.  Here is a breakdown of their worthiness: Nancy Pelosi- Self explanatory Valerie Jarret-From Always on Watch In his biography of Obama, “The Bridge,” David Remnick, editor of The New Yorker, quotes White House senior adviser and longtime Obama friend Valerie Jarrett: “I think Barack knew that he had God-given talents that were extraordinary. He knows exactly how smart he is. … He knows how perceptive he is. He knows what a good reader of people he is. And he knows that he has the ability — […]

Site News: Useful Idiot of the Month Nomination Thread

Well, it’s that time again.  Let’s nominate some useful idiots.  With the election, it’s aftermath, and the start of the lame duck session, I’d have to say that this is a target rich environment.  So, drop a comment with your suggestions for useful idiots.  On Saturday, I’ll post the poll, and let democracy take it’s course.  I’ll start with one. 1.  Nancy Pelosi:  For refusing to acknowledge that she had anything to do with losing the House.  Of course, it could be argued that her push to be minority leader serves us more than their cause, but her useful idiocy […]

Election Aftermath: I Don't Think Obama or Pelosi Get it

Either they don’t get it, or the don’t care.  Flip a coin folks, because the results will be the same. The President has admitted to defeat, but in true “progressive” fashion, completely misses the point as to why the Dems were defeated. President Obama had a blunt response when asked Wednesday to explain how it felt to watch the Democratic Party suffer the worst electoral defeat in the House in more than half a century. “It feels bad,” Obama said, facing the White House press corps a day after the election. He labeled the results a “shellacking.” But while the president […]

Democrats: Running on Empty

The more I hear all the rhetoric and emotionally charged words the left is throwing at tea party candidates and the conservative movement, the more I can see that they have nothing substantial to bring to the table.  They’re running on empty with an economy that is in the toilet and the stench of unsuccessful policies that surrounds them wherever they go.  “Blue Dogs” are now distancing themselves from the party because they realize that the mood of the nation has shifted against the Democrats and their progressive political ideology.  After all they’ve spent the last 20 months under the party leadership of Barack […]

Pelosi Wants to Investigate Opposition to Ground Zero Mosque

I don’t know about you, but I’m frankly sick of the stories about the Ground Zero mosque.  However, I guess it’s about time I covered it. Here are some of the highlights… A group wants to build a mosque near Ground Zero. Muslims like to build mosques at the site of a victory of some sort.  The namesake of the proposed mosque, the Cordoba House, is such a site. This group refuses to disclose their funding. The Imam in charge refuses to renounce terror, and has been seen (and photographed) with some higher ups within the Hamas organization. The mosque […]

Barak Obama's Brain

Back when I was attempting to be snarky humor blog, I created the Liberal Brain Deobsfuscator.  The idea is simple.  It would take a liberal individual, and assemble their brain wave patterns into reality.  Considering how liberal brains work, it’s a pretty complex process. Since I’m still feeling a bit sarcastic, I decided to use this device on the messiah SPENDULUS MAXIMUS. Here’s the result. Now, this is not the first time I’ve used this.  Last year, I used it on Nancy Pelosi, and got this… Warning!  This video will ruinate your mind! You were warned!

Hard Leftists Heckle Pelosi: Has the Progressive Base Given up on “Hope and Change?”

Today, Nancy Pelosi was heckled by Tea Party members… Oh wait!  That’s not how it went. Nancy Pelosi spoke, or at least tried to speak at the America’s Future Now conference.  She was constantly interrupted by a variety of hard left groups, including the terrorist –supporting group, Code Pink. Here is some coverage from FOX News via OUR LIVES, OUR FORTUNES & OUR SACRED HONOR. Watch the latest news video at Hot Air also has some videos of the event. For me, this was a nice example of “what comes around, goes around.”  All last year, Speaker Pelosi decried […]