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Anti-American Hustle

“Yes we can’t!” – Sergio Aragonés “President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he’s confusing the word “ruining” the country with “running” the country.” – Kilburn Hall “‘Wann dem Führer wuste!’ – If the Führer only knew! – This was an expression common during the Third Reich among those who supposed that Hitler could do no wrong. The implication being that anything in Germany that was not quite right was so only because Hitler didn’t know about it.” – Yahoo “We need a direct repudiation of Barack Obama and everything for […]

The Chinese Curse: May You Live In Interesting Times

It does seem to this humble observer of the asylum we all have to live in that the world is cursed. These are indeed interesting (frightening) times we are living in. The globalist economy that keeps the world going is nothing more than a house of cards based on fiat money, which depends on ever-expanding debt to keep it standing. If the world’s economy were a battle field; and it is, that battle field s planted with countless land mines; such that, if one is set off, the others will go off in a chain reaction. There would be no […]

Obama Sold Americans Lemons. Thirteen Americans Died In Those Lemons

After finally solving problems with computer viruses this past weekend, there was an e-mail waiting from a good friend. He was wondering about General Motors’ recall of 2.6 million cars for faulty ignition switches, which have caused at least thirteen deaths, and what the Obama administration knew at the time it was illegally bailing out GM  with $49 billion of your money. Well, one thing we can say with  certainty is that President Obama was totally unaware of this problem at that time, because he never knows anything until or unless he hears it on MSNBC. The truth is that […]

democrats Use Federal Employees to Campaign for Obama

Since rules do not apply to democrats, and only you, it should not be a surprise that democrats use the federal bueacracy to promote the re-election of president Obama.  The Right Scoop has more… WASHINGTON TIMES – In another case, a worker at the tax agency’s customer help line urged taxpayers “to re-elect President Obama in 2012 by repeatedly reciting a chant based on the spelling of his last name,” the Office of Special Counsel said in a statement. OSC said it is seeking “significant disciplinary action” against that employee. Another IRS employee in Kentucky has agreed to serve a 14-day suspension […]

The Navy Can Make Their Own Fuel Using Sea Water!

In a recent announcement, the Navy disclosed that they now have the means to create it’s own fuel, using seawater.  Yahoo News has more… The US Navy believes it has finally worked out the solution to a problem that has intrigued scientists for decades: how to take seawater and use it as fuel. The development of a liquid hydrocarbon fuel is being hailed as “a game-changer” because it would signficantly shorten the supply chain, a weak link that makes any force easier to attack. The US has a fleet of 15 military oil tankers, and only aircraft carriers and some […]

The Name Game

  “Like Manchurian candidates, we have been made into Manchurian consumers, who subconsciously buy when we are triggered by our brand masters.” – Bryant H. McGill Name recognition.  It’s why corporations spend millions plastering their emblems on every stray sporting venue that seats more than 5 people; why jingle writers drive Cadillacs; why, in politics as in nursery schools, rhyme is always more effective than reason; and why Hillary Clinton, according to a March poll conducted by the Associated Press, is viewed more favorably than crab lice by 1,016 randomly chosen American idiots. This is a woman, after all, who […]

Obama’s Cash Cows

“As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron.” – H.L. Mencken, the Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920 “How do you stop cow farts? Frankly the only way to get rid of cow farts is to get rid of cows. It’s them or us.” – Rush Limbaugh Because screwing up the economy, the military, […]

Obama at European Press Conference: Only One Person Claps

If you ask liberals, who recite their talking points very well, President Obama has “restored out standing in the world.”  Or, America is respected even more in the world.  Apparently, they think that apologizing all over the world, bowing to foreign kings, blowing up people with drones, and being punked by every regime that takes a shot at him, is earning respect.  For the latest example, here is the crowd’s reaction to Obama in Europe last week… Yup, Obama is changed our image in the world.  We are now a laughing stock.

One Swell Foop

“The U.S. government has now loaded up the books with so many laws, restrictions, regulations, and mandates, that not only is it impossible for citizens to know them all but it is impossible to live a full day of normal activities without committing at least one or more criminal acts, to the tune of an average of three felonies a day.” – Anthony Martin “Think of the Democratic Party as what it really is: a criminal organization masquerading as a political party.” – David Kahane Statistically speaking, if you could remove in one fell swoop all Democratic politicians from the […]

Pope Meets Idiot

The Vatican supports the differentially-abled. My security guards will now show you out   In perhaps the greatest example of Christian forbearance and humility, Pope Francis, leader of the world’s Roman Catholics, met today with an idiot. The idiot from the United States arrived at the Vatican accompanied by fifty vehicles and heavily-armed security guards for his private meeting. “America is a great country” said Francis. What other country would treat an idiot like this?  They give him an escort with not one, not two, but fifty vehicles.  Truly America is a Christian nation. Escorted to meet the Pope, the […]

If Life Was Fair …

If Life Was Fair … Al Gore would be selling boiled peanuts on a chilly roadside in Tennessee … Barack Obama would be a towel presser in a Turkish bath house … Harry Reid would be in the Witness Protection Program … Joe Biden would be in the Witless Protection Program … John Kerry would be an aging gigolo aboard a French cruise ship … Sheila Jackson-Lee would be facing charges stemming from misuse of her EBT card … Bill Clinton would be suffering from a variety of antibiotic resistant STDs … Hillary Clinton would be spending her days scolding […]

The Sounds of Silence – or – This is Obama Restoring America’s Standing in the World

In 2008 then candidate Barack Obama promised many things, among them was his commitment to “restore America’s standing in the world.” Then in 2009 in an interview with the Fox News Channel’s Ed Henry, he was asked about his global travels: Ed Henry: “Well, since the last time we interviewed you, you’ve won the Nobel Peace Prize and by the end of this week, you will have visited 20 countries as President – the most of any US president in his first year. What have you accomplished?” President Obama: “Well, a couple of key things. Uh, number one, I think […]

Obama’s Pen Is Mightier Than Any Sword: It’s Filled With An Ink Called Tyranny

It’s not news to anyone who isn’t sleeping 24/7 that President Barack Obama has little regard for the constitution, court orders, or laws of the land. It’s also not news that this president uses Executive Orders (EO) to bypass Congress and do whatever he pleases. Here, however, are two things that may be news to you. 1.White House guts the Freedom Of Information Act (FOIA) in 2009 Don’t feel bad if you weren’t aware of this. The White House didn’t want to make a big deal out of it. It only came to light when Cause of Action, a watch […]

Of Barack, Putin, Michelle and the Wheel of Fortune

Okay, I’m busy here at work this morning, well … sort of.  And there’s a lot of stuff going on … everything from the missing jet-liner, to the missing first lady and family. So, I think I’ll just highlight a few random topics and offer sage advice or just reveal my thoughts on each. Here we go … Ukrainian Troops To Leave Crimea: Official KIEV, Ukraine (AP) — Russian forces seized military installations across the disputed Crimean Peninsula on Wednesday, prompting Ukraine’s security chief to announce that his country will hold joint military exercises with the United States and Britain. […]

The Final Fore?

The Final Fore? As Obama Fine-Tunes His NCAA Brackets, Russian State Television Is Showing Mushroom Clouds (Doug Ross @ Journal) …And, as 80,000 Russian troops mass on the Ukrainian border, the “leader” of the once Free World inexplicably finds time to respond to his denim denigrators: “I’ve been unfairly maligned about my jeans. The truth is, generally I look very sharp in jeans.” (Obama Actually Responds to Allegations That He Wears Mom Jeans) Related Stories: “Obama Did Not Attend The Meeting”, Or In A Moment Of Crisis The President Stands Resolute (Zero Hedge) The Greatest Threat to American Security is […]

Putin Strikeouts Obama-Will Barry Do Something Stupid?

To no one’s surprise, the people of Crimea voted overwhelmingly yesterday to become part of Russia. In a few days or a few months, it will be a fait accompli and the Crimea will once again be part of Russia. That is Strike 3, Barry! Strike 1 _  Barry’s Russian Reset was a one-sided when for Putin. Barry agreed not to build the missile shield in Eastern Europe and Putin agreed to accept that idea. Strike 2 _ Barry was all puffed up after tumbling the governments of Egypt and Libya he thought he could do the same thing in Syria. […]

I, Barack Obama

“What the president will be doing this weekend in Florida is essentially what the president would be doing back at the White House. It’s just that the weather will be a little warmer.” — Josh Earnest, Deputy Press Secretary “I believe he can be as ineffective in Key Largo as he was in the White House.” – Newt Gingrich Interesting, isn’t it, that although the situation between Russia and the Ukraine is grave enough to warrant the declaration of a “national emergency” … “I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, find that the actions and policies of […]

The Obama Doctrine: Tweet Strongly And Send ‘Em A Selfie

“It’s pointless to pay attention to foreign policy when a Democrat is president, unless you enjoy having your stomach in a knot.” – Ann Coulter “I have taken note of America’s staggering geopolitical incompetence, and mocked the messianic pretensions of your media-anointed President Obama. And I chuckle when I think about how long it took for Americans to notice his obvious ineptitude.” – Vladimir Putin “It seems this new perspective on our military is based upon the misguided progressive socialist vision of social egalitarianism.  I remember back during the Clinton administration when we received a new training edict … The […]

Not Working Will Set You Free

Not working will set you free.   With the news that the Affordable Health Care Act may cause two million people to leave the labor force, the Obama administration was quick to note the benefits that this will bring.   “Not working will set you free” declared press Secretary Jay Carney.   For the first time in recorded history people will be free not to work.  Imagine that. Instead of being forced to earn a living wage, probably because of cold-blooded Republican economic policies, people will be truly free. Free to devote time to traveling the globe.  Free to work […]

When Has The Left EVER Been Right?

014 by Bob Mack “America’s national security cannot be entrusted to left-wing Democrats.” — Richard Winchester “Weakness is policy, and the world’s dictatorships have taken note. The only question now is how much more damage can be done before this disastrous presidency finally comes to an end.” – The Commentator “Russian troops are invading Ukraine and we have no response. I suppose the Pentagon has more important things to worry about – like hair and makeup for our gay military.” – Allen West Pick a topic, any topic. Barack Obama and his “progressive” cohorts have been wrong about it.  Global […]

Putin Is Playing Chess While Obama Is Playing Tiddlywinks

It’s hard to imagine that American’s could have elected a more inept person to represent it on the world stage than Barack Obama. All Americans should feel embarrassed. I know I do. America’s prestige, its place as the leader of the free world, won with so much blood and treasure has, under Obama and his pathetic choices for Secretaries of State, been severely damaged. Although the American electorate could not see Barack Obama for the fool that he is, Russia’s President, Vladimir Putin, saw through him from day one. Obama’s “Russian Reset” was a one-sided win for Putin. Then Putin […]

Some Brief Thoughts on Putin, the Ukraine, and the Weakness of Barak Hussein Obama

If you recall, in 2009 on the heels of his infamous World Apology Tour, Barak Obama paid a visit to Russia, where he was famously snubbed in a receiving line.  The Nice Deb covered that at the time… After bowing to foreign kings, and after a career of community organizing, dithering, and overall liberalism, foreign powers came to the same conclusion as informed voters here in the US: Barak Obama is a weakling who is interested in failed liberal policies, not governing, or even defending the country he swore an oath to protect Vladimir Putin, on the other hand, is […]

Obama Has Deep Pockets (Yours!)

“You’re telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?  The answer is yes, that’s what I’m telling you.” – Joe Biden “We’d all like to vote for the best man, but he’s never a candidate.” – Frank McKinney ‘Kin’ Hubbard “When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it.” — Clarence Darrow “In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.” – Charles de Gaulle The biggest spender in the history of history, flush with a brand new letter of credit courtesy of John Boehner and company, […]

ObamaCare Medical Devise Tax to Cost 33,000 Jobs?

If the numbers hold true, ObamaCare has cost 33,000 jobs, just in the medical devise industry.  One “feature” of ObamaCare is a tax on medical devises, like pacemakers, and artificial joints.  Just like everything else in ObamaCare, it’s causing people to lose their jobs, or cause other jobs to be “aborted.”  Here is more… This spinning of the loss of jobs due to Obamacare was described by Sebelius as not simply  ‘not true’, but as a myth. This, however, does not mesh with the reality that is happening around the country. Today, the New York Post reports on 33,000 jobs […]

Married Without Children

“I would say, you know, if you’re getting married — why are you getting married? Why would you get married? Why would anybody get married?” – Nancy Pelosi Why, indeed?  Of course, San Francy’s all for the institution as long as it’s between a pair of homosexuals, people that have no need for it — in America, they’re already free to shack up at will.  If marriage is fundamentally a societal framework designed primarily for the propagation and protection of the offspring it produces, then support for same-sex nuptials is revealed for what it is: a radical attack on accepted […]