Alec Baldwin to Leave Public Life; My Exclusive Sit-Down With the Acclaimed Actor


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I am tired of being oppressed!

I am tired of being oppressed!


Television personality Alec Baldwin, fed up with the demands of fame, has announced his intention to leave public life for good. Since the mission statement of the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel says clearly that “no stone will be left unturned in pursuit of the truth” (1) I have invited Mr. Baldwin to explain his reasons for leaving public life.


(1) My mission statement also mentions frequent lap dances from Minka Kelly


Manhattan Infidel would you like a lap dance?

Manhattan Infidel would you like a lap dance?


but for the purposes of this post we will concentrate on pursuit of the truth.


MI: Good afternoon Mr. Baldwin.

AB: Are you part of the so-called new media?

MI: I have a blog if that’s what you mean.

AB:  It is and f*ck you.

MI:  Okay well the question everybody wants to know is why you are leaving public life? 

AB: I’m tired.  I’m tired of being a slave.


AB: Yes you don’t know the living hell my life is.  Making seven figures a year.  Working 8 hours a day sometimes for 20 or 25 weeks a year.  Chauffeured limousines driving me everywhere. It was slavery pure and simple. Now I know how black people felt when they were slaves.  It must have been exactly the same.  

MI: Yeah I think their experience was slightly different.

AB: Shut up you faggot Jew.

MI: There we go again with the slurs.  Are you homophobic?

AB: F*ck you asshole.  I work in showbiz. I’m awash in gay people. Faggots hand me my script in the morning.  Faggots do my hair.  Fags direct me.  Faggot producers hire me. Faggot actors do scenes with me.  So don’t tell me I hate fags.

 MI: Right.

[Piers Morgan enters]

I am leaving public life because I fear for my safety.....and my ratings suck

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I am leaving public life because I fear for my safety…..and my ratings suck

PM: Manhattan Infidel, may I say something?  

MI: Go ahead.

PM: I understand why Alec Baldwin is retiring from public life.  It’s for his safety.  America is a very dangerous place.  You’re all provincial gun nuts who kill at the drop of a hat.  That’s why I too have decided to leave public life.  I fear for my safety around all you stupid cowboy Americans.

MI: Oh.  I thought you were leaving because your show was cancelled.  Something about no one watching it.

PM: You dare speak to me that way you stupid American?  I am Piers Morgan.  I’m British!

MI: Well that explains why you are an asshole.

[Philip Seymour Hoffman enters]

Heroin!  Do you have any?

Heroin! Do you have any?

PSH: Hey can anyone crash this party?

MI: Philip Seymour Hoffman?  I thought you were dead?

PSH: Death cannot stop me.  I’m an actor.  I have no soul.

AB: Hey Phil, are you a faggot?

PSH:My sexuality is as diverse as my favorite brands of heroin.

PM: Did either of you ever watch my show?

PSH, AB:No.  

PM:  Well f*ck you then.

PSH, AB: F*ck you Morgan!

MI: Excuse me, may I continue with the interview?

PSH, AB, PM: F*ck you Manhattan Infidel!

MI: Alright I’m out of here.

[Manhattan Infidel leaves]

PSH: Did he leave?  He looked like he might be able to score me some heroin.

And so I left and returned to my office.  And Minka Kelly, I’m still waiting for my lap dance.


Piers Morgan Gets the Ax at CNN: And Nothing of Value was Lost


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Piers Morgan, whose rants about guns undoubtably thrilled all three of his viewers, has reportedly parted ways with CNN.  Of course, nothing of value was lost. 

CNN has given up on trying to make Piers Morgan the new Larry King after a three-year run and will pull the plug on the Briton’s 9 p.m. talk show, which has been finishing far behind rivals Megyn Kelly on Fox News Channel and Rachel Maddow on MSNBC.

According to Nielsen ratings from last week, “Piers Morgan Live” was seen nightly by just 270,000 viewers nationwide and only 50,000 people in the key advertising demographic of Americans ages 25 to 54. Ms. Kelly and Ms. Maddow had, respectively, audiences of more than 2 million and 900,000 overall and more than 350,000 and 220,000 in that key 25 to 54 age group.

Mr. Morgan’s much-hyped debut-week audiences were in the 2 million neighborhood.

CNN confirms that ‘Piers Morgan Live’ is ending. The date of the final program is still to be determined,” CNN spokeswoman Allison Gollust told Politico on Sunday evening after Mr. Morgan himself said his show had “run its course.”

And by “run it’s course,” I think he’s comparing his show to the course that salmonella takes through the intestinal tract.

However, I don’t think loyal CNN viewers need worry about the departure of Piers Morgan.  I’m sure that they’ll hire some other pretentious twit that hates this country, freedom, and anything good.  After all; it’s CNN.

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Americans Vote with their Remotes: Piers Morgan’s Ratings in the Tank



It seems that Piers Morgan’s ratings are in the tank.  I guess all that gun grabber stuff isn’t exactly resonating with the viewers (or lack thereof).  Weasel Zippers has more…

Via TV By The Numbers:

The February 28th episode of Piers Morgan Tonight, which featured an exclusive interview with Gus Searcy, the mentor of Jodi Arias suffered a yearly low in the key 25-54 demographic with only 87,000 viewers.

The show is down 27% in total viewers and 38% in the demo from its debut in Jan. 17th, 2011.

Piers Morgan Tonight also had the lowest demo in its time slot and was even beat by HLN’s Dr. Drew (with 208,000).

And let me guess, they won’t admit, or maybe even realize, that the toxic content of the show is to blame?


Piers Morgan Promotes Himself to God: Demands Bible be Amended


Unfortunately, Piers Morgan’s self promotion to turn the Holy Trinity into a quartet did not go through, and he remains at his current station: officious twitApparently, Morgan had a double portion of his “unwarranted self importance flakes” prior to doing this interview...

So, Piers Morgan promotes himself to being God, because HE thinks that HE knows what should be in the Bible.

The Bible answers…

2 Timothy 3:16

New International Version (NIV)

16 All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness,

But, as we all know, Mr. Morgan is a far higher authority than God.  Then again, isn’t that hallmark of our leftist friends?  They are the highest arbiters of fairness, tolerance, diversity and democracy.  But, unlike God, our leftist friends don’t actually have to live by what they espouse.

How about that!


A Long Walk Off A Short Piers


From Gun Free Zone comes this gem (Piers Morgan Never Saw It Coming):

“Just got this from Facebook. I don’t know how old this Twitter exchange is, but the poor Brit got his ass handed over with a ton of class by Carol Roth.”


The hell with Boehner … let’s get Carol to run for House Speaker.

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MSM DeathWatch: CNN Continues to Tank, Piers Morgan Hit the Hardest


The biased media continues to sink like a stone, with CNN leading the way into the dustbin of pseudo-journalistic history.  NewsBusters has the latest failure related details...

On Tuesday, May 16, CNN did something that hadn’t happened to the network since 1997: The 9 p.m. edition of Piers Morgan Tonight drew an audience of only 39,000 viewers in the important 25-54 age demographic.

These numbers come as a huge blow to the host, liberal, former tabloid editor Piers Morgan.

According to a story by Alex Weprin for the TVNewser,com Website, that day was “a typical boring Tuesday, with little earth-shattering news to drive TV viewers to cable news.”

It was also May sweeps, with the season finale of NCIS: Los Angeles on CBS, America’s Got Talent on NBC and Dancing With the Stars on ABC, drawing an astonishing 39 million viewers between them at 9 p.m.

Morgan’s hour-long program, during which he interviewed lesbian actress Jane Lynch and Ted Williams, “the man with the golden voice,” drew a total of approximately 284,000 viewers, which was down from a typical weekday but not a record-breaking low overall.

The program’s lead-in and lead-out, Anderson Cooper 360, drew about 90,000 demo viewers at both 8 and 10 p.m., also down from a typical weekday this year.

How these people expect to stay in business is beyond me.  Those demographics are abysmal at best, but they’ll keep on towing the narrative, even if it ends up being an anvil tied around their necks.

Just to give a fuller picture, here is the numbers for all cable news networks for the same day…

25-54 demographic (Live +SD)

  • Total day: FNC: 314 | MSNBC: 132 | CNN: 73 | HLN: 90
  • Primetime: FNC: 348 | MSNBC: 254 | CNN: 73 | HLN: 101

5p: 6p: 7p: 8p: 9p: 10p: 11p: 12a:
FNC TheFive: Baier: Shep: O’Reilly: Hannity: Greta: O’Reilly: Hannity:
378 425 292 389 334 322 377 304
MSNBC Matthews: Sharpton: Matthews: EdShow: Maddow: O’Donnell: EdShow: Maddow:
106 169 176 203 315 242 146 123
CNN Blitzer: KingUSA: Burnett: Cooper: Morgan: Cooper: Burnett: Morgan:
65 92 103 92 39 89 81 53
HLN Special: Prime: VelezMitchell: Grace: DrDrew: Grace: Showbiz: DrDrew:
65 27 87 159 78 70 98 91

Trayvon Martin Update 3-30-12: What About the Gun? Or Medical Records? Spike Lee Settles, Rosanne Barr Threatens Zimmerman’s Parents


There are several new twists in the Trayvon Martin story, so here is the latest.

A commenter here, and a resident of the CH 2.0 blogroll, Brock Townsend, left the following in the comment section of my last Trayvon Update

“……..Zimmerman claims the gun came out because Martin had tried to take it from him. This is consistent with the state of the gun as it was found: The chamber was empty, despite the gun being fully loaded, apart from the one round which killed Martin. This suggests that something prevented the bullet from being replaced in the chamber, as would likely have happen if Martin had been grabbing the barrel.”

Now, this is intersting.  And may go to prove Zimmerman’s story.  If someone was interfering with the operation of the slide, it might not have allowed the next round to load, resulting in a “failure to feed.”  Also, it must also be recognized that Zimmerman was using a rather inexpensive and small  firearm, and they jam more easily that larger, more pricier models.  Inexpensive ammunition might also cause that.  However, there are two missing pieces of information here:

1.  Google searches bring up nothing regarding this-unless I was doing it completely wrong.

2.  Was there powder residue or burns on Martin’s skin, especially on his hands?  Or, was there residue on his hoodie?  If he was grabbing the gun as it fired, there would be convincing evidence of it.

What frustrates me more than anything is the lack of relevant information from the police.  There are so many things we don’t know, and hard evidence would settle many of them.

Speaking of hard evidence, Zimmerman’s brother was interviewed on CNN.  He claims that the medical records will settle the matter.

Here is a quote…

Sanford, Florida (CNN) — George Zimmerman’s brother said medical records will prove that his brother was attacked and his nose was broken by Trayvon Martin before he fatally shot the teen.
Robert Zimmerman Jr. spoke to CNN’s Piers Morgan Thursday night saying he wanted to correct some of the “mythology” and untruths that have been spread about the controversial shooting.
“We’re confident the medical records are going to explain all of George’s medical history,” Zimmerman Jr. said. “His nose looks swollen in that video. I’m his brother.”

Basically, we need those records. After the ABC video the other day, some hard evidence would go a long way towards proving that Zimmerman was actually injured as he said.

In another turn of events, Spike Lee has reached a settlement with the elderly couple that fled from their home when Lee tweeted their address, thinking it belonged to George Zimmerman.

Spike Lee has reached an agreement with the Florida couple forced to flee their home after the film director retweeted their home address and they fled to a hotel to avoid problems associated with the shooting of Trayvon Martin, it was announced Thursday.

 “The McClains’ claim is fully resolved,” Matt Morgan, their attorney, said in an email. “Mr. Lee personally called them to give a very heartfelt apology. Further, he agreed to compensate them for their loss and the disruption to their lives.

“The McClains were very moved by Mr. Lee’s apology,” Morgan said. “They would like the Lee family to be left in peace,” Morgan said.

Well, that appears to be resolved, and Lee acted honorably towards the McClains.  However, not everyone get’s the notion of not being an idiot…

Barr, who deleted her tweet in the face of criticism from some Twitter followers, noted that she first thought it “was good to let ppl know that no one can hide anymore.”  That stance quickly changed, with Barr reporting, “But vigilante-ism is what killed Trayvon. I don’t support that.”

But while Barr deleted her original posting, the Zimmermans’s address remains in messages in her Twitter stream. Barr’s original tweet was a retweet of a post by a new Twitter user who appears devoted to disseminating the Zimmermans’s address and phone number, as well as contact information for Joseph Oliver, who has made numerous TV appearances in support of Zimmerman, a friend and former coworker.

Still, the entertainer left open the possibility that she would again circulate the Seminole County address of Zimmerman’s parents. “If Zimmerman isn’t arrested I’ll rt his address again.” She added, “maybe go 2 his house myself.”

There is no indication that Zimmerman, who is reportedly in hiding, is holed up in his parents’s residence.

By tweeting the Zimmermans’s address, Barr appears to have violated Twitterrules that state, “You may not publish or post other people’s private and confidential information, such as credit card numbers, street address or Social Security/National Identity numbers, without their express authorization and permission.” 

Well, leave it to Roseanne Barr to double down on the stupid.

Again, I see the need for balance when covering the facts-because we don’t have all of them.  However, what we are seeing is the politicization of a death.  And frankly, it is disgraceful.


MSM Death Watch: CNN, MSNBC Primetime Shows Beaten by Red Eye


If I told you that FOX News programming crushes it’s competition at MSNBC and CNN, you’d likely say, “what else is new.”  That would be a resonable response.  But, what if I told you that the FOX show at 3:00AM beats much of the prime time lineup at MSNBC and CNN?  That might be a surprise, but it is, none the less, true. Check this out from Deadline Hollywood…

CNN’s 9 PM anchor Piers Morgan Tonight is regularly pummeled in the ratings by its Fox News primetime counterparts. But in October, it also got beat by Fox News’ overnight program Red Eye, which airs at 3 AM. The talk show hosted by Greg Gutfeld averaged the largest audience in its five-year history (446,000) as well as 177,000 in adults 25-54. In the demo, it edged Piers Morgan (176,000) at 9 PM as well as a slew of other cable news programs in way more trafficked time slots: CNN’s Erin Burnett Outfront(146,000) at 7 PM, MSNBC’s Morning Joe (141,000) from 6-9 AM, MSNBC’sHardball With Chris Matthews (163,000) at 5 PM and 7 PM…

So, let’s give you some perspective, Red Eye airs at 3:00AM, is hilarious, and features a puppet version of the New York Times as a panel member.  Don’t get me wrong, they cover the news, but they do it in an obviously humorous way.  And, in so doing, this funny show at 3:00AM defeats much of the primetime lineups of the so-called, “serious” and “unbiased” news networks.

Will the MSM ever get it, or will they continue to act as as the propaganda arm for the left?  Apparently, they are too deluded, or determined to go down with the sinking ship.