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FLOTUS Expands The War On Cellulite

“Feeding trash cans is not what’s best for kids.” – Leah Schmidt, President, School Nutrition Association “In response to the low calorie school lunch plan put in place by the First Lady, a video of children singing “We Are Hungry” has surfaced on YouTube.” – Medical News Today The modern Democratic Party is a party of ideas — most of which have been recycled from places like Cuba or China or the old Soviet Union. A Democratic domestic policy always contains at least three components: a ban on what they don’t like (i.e. guns and tobacco), a subsidy for what […]

What’s The Matter With Libs Today?

Elizabeth Warren, the latest left-wing Yankee egghead turned Democratic politician, is so wowing the yeasty-headed crowds out in Prog-Land that they want her to run for President in 2016 — as if the last six years of Marxist mischief-making wasn’t enough. Alas, Lizzie’s is a constituency that won’t be happy until we’re all standing in government breadlines in the rain waiting for our meager rations of moldy socialist cheese: In a speech today to the Nutroots Nation, held befittingly in dystopic liberal paradise of downtown Detroit, non-candidate  and American Indian princess Elizabeth Warren brought down the house. The theme of her […]

Eric Holder’s Civil Wrongs

“There’s a certain level of vehemence, it seems to me, that’s directed at me [and] directed at the president. You know, people talking about taking their country back … There’s a certain racial component to this for some people.” – Eric Holder “Mr. Holder, the one true racist in this dialogue is you. You see everything through the prism of race. You are the racist. You are using racism to cover up the inadequacy of the performance of the president of the United States, and the absolute dereliction of duty in your office. You, sir, are the racist.” – Brad […]

Obama’s Legacy

Fly Obama’s Friendly Skies With No I.D. — If You’re An Illegal Alien

TSA Allowing Illegals to Fly Without Verifiable ID, Says Border Patrol Union “The aliens who are getting released on their own recognizance are being allowed to board and travel commercial airliners by simply showing their Notice to Appear forms,” NBPC’s Local 2455 Spokesman, Hector Garza, told Breitbart Texas. “This is not the CBP [Customs and Border Protection] or another federal agency renting or leasing an aircraft, these are the same planes that the American public uses for domestic travel. We do not know who these people are, we often have to solely rely on who they say they are, where […]

Obama Hustles America

Does Anybody Care? With Country in Chaos, Obama Shoots Pool, But Turns Down Doobie America’s weathered quite a few emergencies in its 238 years.  And in none of them has a sitting president, Democrat or Republican, been as derelict in his duties as the present inhabitant of the Oval Office.  That dwindling portion of the citizenry which still retains a modicum of common sense can argue until the cows come home as to whether Barack Obama is intentionally committed to the destruction of the nation or is the most incompetent individual ever elected to high office.  It no longer matters.  […]

A Country Without A President

“To think just Monday Democrats were whining over spending $3.3 million to investigate Obama’s IRS scandal. Now Obama actually has the balls to ask for $3.8 billion to throw at his influx of migrant Democrats … If the GOP is dumb enough to give him money they need to take it out of his vacation and party budget.” – JWF Trusting a dyed-in-the-red-wool radical like Barack Obama to secure the border is dumber than expecting a hardcore junkie to secure a medicine cabinet full of vicodin and codeine. Obama and his motley crew of anti-American cockroaches won’t be satisfied until […]

To complete the destruction of America, Obama annoints Elizabeth Warren as his successor

Fauxcahontas 2016! Because nothing will energize his progressive moonbat base better than a fake Indian princess feminut. Ed Klein reports that Obama is using Valerie Jarrett to urge Elizabeth Warren to challenge Hillary in the primary to protect Obama’s transformation of the nation into something of which he and Michelle can be proud. Warren will protect Obama’s, ahem, achievements, Hillary can’t be trusted to do that. It’s entirely believable. Whether it’s true remains to be seen. I can see it being true. There’s no love lost between the Obamas and the Clintons. And it gives Valerie Jarrett the opportunity to […]

Somebody Out There Still Likes Him??

“There’s going to be a time when MS-13 fires an RPG into an Alexandria [Va.] police car, and [Americans] are going to say, ‘What the hell happened?’” – Roger Noriega “The president is getting regular updates on the situation.” — Josh Earnest With the Mid-East falling into the feculent hands of Islamic terrorists and the U.S. southern border crumbling like cheap cement, it’s a miracle that Barack Obama has thus far escaped being clapped in irons and frog-marched to the detention facility closest to whatever fundraiser or golf course upon which he was apprehended.  We don’t have a president in […]

A Glorious 4th?

A new poll has rated Barack Obama as the worst U.S. president since World War II.  Actually, he’s hands down the worst ever, but why pick nits? “Over the span of 69 years of American history and 12 presidencies, President Barack Obama finds himself with President George W. Bush at the bottom of the popularity barrel,” said Tim Malloy, assistant director of the Quinnipiac University Poll. If Jonathan Bernstein is right, no one should ever vote for a modern Democrat: Any Democrat in 2009 would have sought a large stimulus package. Any Democrat in 2009 would have made health-care reform […]

Obama: He’s No Uncle Sam, He’s Anti America

“If Obama had a single decent bone in his body, he would have responded to the brutal murder of three teens, one of them an American, by ending his policy of funding the PLO-Hamas unity government. But no such luck…” – Daniel Greenfield “Hamas is a terrorist organization – not just according to the Israelis but according to the US, too. But that hasn’t stopped President Obama recognizing it as an appropriate government for the [Palestinian Authority] – which receives $440 million a year in US aid.” – Stephen Pollard “Obama urged Israeli leaders not to ‘destabilize the situation’ following […]

Book Flub Of America

“I think my record speaks for itself.” — Hillary Clinton Well, maybe the big-screen version of Hillary’s opus apologia will have to wait.  Current sales on Amazon have Hard Choices limping in at #19, behind My Mother Was Nuts.

Lame Blame

“This predates my presidency.” – Barack Obama It’s not Barry’s fault.  He’s ODD. Barack Obama apparently suffers from Oppositional Defiant Disorder, a psychological malady normally found in children. This is a disorder characterized by arguing with adults, refusing to comply with the rules, doing things to annoy, and habitually blaming others for one’s own mistakes. ODD people are peevish, angry, and resentful. They exhibit spiteful or vindictive behavior and persistent stubbornness. They resist direction.  They’re unwilling to compromise or negotiate. They deliberately test the limits and fail to accept blame for their misdeeds. Obama doesn’t need impeaching.  He needs a […]

Chewing Up America

Hey, Barry … The “D” In D-Day Doesn’t Stand For “Doublemint.” Social media users tore into Barack Obama on Friday after the US president was seen chewing gum during solemn ceremonies to mark the 70th anniversary of the D-Day landings. People took to Twitter to denounce Obama’s “shameful” and “vulgar” chewing, with one user attacking him as a “lout.” (Newsmax) Benedict Arnold: “What do you think would be my fate if my misguided countrymen were to take me prisoner?” Colonial army Captain: “They would cut off the leg that was wounded at Saratoga and bury it with the honors of […]

The Bergdahl Deception

“To allow a guy like [Bergdahl] to be posed as a hero, like Kerry self-posing as a hero, is really an affront to everybody who died there, and that’s why those guys in his platoon have come forward and that’s why we came forward 40 years ago and ten years ago.” – John O’Neill If the Bergdahl affair proves anything, it’s that modern Democrats can never be trusted to ensure the national security.  But most of us knew that already. You don’t need a degree in rocket science to realize that exchanging the high command of the Taliban for one […]

Far Leftys Vote for Bigger Government, then whine when the bill comes due…

Hat/Tip to WeaselZippers. Moonbat Austin Homeowners Surprised To Find They Have To Pay All The Taxes They Voted For Clueless to the cause and effect of their votes. But, but the Government pays for the park and roads. Via Hot Air I’m at the breaking point,” said Gretchen Gardner, an Austin artist who bought a 1930s bungalow in the Bouldin neighborhood just south of downtown in 1991 and has watched her property tax bill soar to $8,500 this year. “It’s not because I don’t like paying taxes,” said Gardner, who attended both meetings. “I have voted for every park, every […]

Membership Has Its Privileges!

Dear Sir: Enclosed please find your membership card for the National Organization of Outraged Progressives.  Thank you for joining us. As you may know the National Organization of Outraged Progressives has for almost half a decade been at the forefront of spotting white privilege in all shapes and forms. It was the National Organization of Outraged Progressives that stopped a local lemonade stand from selling its wares.  Why?  They would only sell light colored lemonade and not the darker flavors. It was the National Organization of Outraged Progressives that stopped a two-year old from sucking on his pacifier.  Why?  Because […]

NY Times Reporter Admits Main Stream Media Bias on National TV during Jeopardy Gameshow!

It’s no surprise to the many loyal readers of CH2.0 that there is main stream media bias by the liberals. What is surprising is when a member of the “elite” media admits publicly that he treats politicians differently, depending on what letter follows their name. “I’ll take ‘Explicit Media Bias” for $500, Alex.” On the April 23 “Jeopardy,” a reporter for The New York Times actually admitted that it was part of his job to “annoy” Representative Darrell Issa (R-Calif.). The admission came as a question under the category “Man of the House” about House Representatives. In the video question, […]

Retired Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens Wants To Take Your Guns

Supreme Court Justice Ret. John Paul Stevens has a book out and in it he proposes several major changes to the United States Constitution. Chief among them is his desire to take guns away from every individual United States citizen in the country. Why? Well, one look at his voting record and you can see his true liberal colors bleed through. The 2nd Amendment in the Bill of Rights reads as follows: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. Stevens […]

Shocking Video: Harry Reid Just Accidentally Revealed His Stunning Disrespect For Americans

Hat/Tip to WesternJournalism.com   In interview with KSNV, Channel 3 in Las Vegas Harry Reid and Dean Heller, good ‘Ole Dirty Harry lets fly with Freudian slip when he’s talking about “public” lands. Dean Heller objects to sending armed agents to collect a debt and then close off 300,000 acres of land. Reid interrupts him, and then subconsciously lets us all know what he thinks about private property rights of US citizens. When he says the words, “…federal lands, public lands…,” he points to himself. Yep, ethically challenged, land swap guru Reid seems to have designs on those “public” lands. […]

Using the Beer Summit to Explain Progressive Taxes

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3. The seventh would pay $7. The eighth would pay $12. The ninth would pay $18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59. So, that’s what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the […]

The Name Game

  “Like Manchurian candidates, we have been made into Manchurian consumers, who subconsciously buy when we are triggered by our brand masters.” – Bryant H. McGill Name recognition.  It’s why corporations spend millions plastering their emblems on every stray sporting venue that seats more than 5 people; why jingle writers drive Cadillacs; why, in politics as in nursery schools, rhyme is always more effective than reason; and why Hillary Clinton, according to a March poll conducted by the Associated Press, is viewed more favorably than crab lice by 1,016 randomly chosen American idiots. This is a woman, after all, who […]

Milwaukee County Sheriff Sets the Record Straight

Milwaukee County Sheriff David A. Clarke Jr sees the Liberal policies that have destroyed the black community for what they are, and he’s not afraid to tell you how he feels. His recently penned Op-Ed in the Washington Times lays it on the line and he pulls no punches. He gets it. He knows that big government begets dependency and dependency begets societal breakdown.   Believe me when I tell you, this is a must-read. CLARKE: Liberal policies have destroyed the black family

The Obama Doctrine: Tweet Strongly And Send ‘Em A Selfie

“It’s pointless to pay attention to foreign policy when a Democrat is president, unless you enjoy having your stomach in a knot.” – Ann Coulter “I have taken note of America’s staggering geopolitical incompetence, and mocked the messianic pretensions of your media-anointed President Obama. And I chuckle when I think about how long it took for Americans to notice his obvious ineptitude.” – Vladimir Putin “It seems this new perspective on our military is based upon the misguided progressive socialist vision of social egalitarianism.  I remember back during the Clinton administration when we received a new training edict … The […]