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Redistribution Day

Happy Thanksgiving from Kathleen Sebelius, Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services

Hello Americans of all races, religions and sexual preferences!  I am Kathleen Sebelius the secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services. And yes, I am a human woman. No.  I am not a Romulan woman who’s had her ears scaled back.  I am a fully functioning human though many have mistaken me for a Romulan.  Silly isn’t it?  I mean I’m not even closely related to Vulcans like the Romulans are.  Look, I am not an animal, I am a human being!  So knock it off! Anyway.  What did I want to talk about? Oh yes. As you […]

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