In a move that surprised many, Satan today announced that he has permanently banned Al Gore from Hell. “I just couldn’t take it anymore” Satan told reporters during a conference call to explain his actions. I mean from the moment he died and ended up down here he’s been nothing but a pain in the ass. The other damned souls can’t stand him. He keeps going from one circle of Hell to the other talking about reducing one’s carbon footprint. Look, I’m the Devil. I’m the one who’s supposed to be doing the torturing. I had to tell him to [...]
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Making Right Choices in the Face of Temptation
Have you ever noticed that when you are making great strides to be closer to the Lord, the more Satan attacks you and tempts you in your weakest areas? Satan does not want us to mature in our Christian walk. He does not want us to become like Christ and be holy. I don’t believe he is too worried when we go to church once a week and maybe attend a Bible study every now and then and read a devotional and say a short prayer once a day. But when we begin to allow Christ to transform us and [...]
Satan Is Seeking to Devour You
Us Christians have all read the Bible. We have all read about Satan (the devil). We know he is the master deceiver – the ultimate liar. Setting pride aside as I am tonight as a Christian, I really feel that most Christians can attest to the fact that Satan has them bound in some way. It could be in the area of the BIG three – drugs, alcohol or tobacco. Or it could it in a multitude of other things Eating Money Workaholic Laziness TV Music Reading Crafts like knitting, crocheting, etc Computer games Spending The list could probably be [...]
