Nothing to see here. Move along. With the many scandals now surrounding the Obama administration many have asked yours truly to stop texting them photos of my penis when I will apply my world famous templates to this. Always willing to listen to my public except when they get restraining orders I now present for your edification the Obama Scandal Template™. The IRS is accused of inappropriately targeting your political opponents Humbly ask the American people for forgiveness. After all, you are the President. The buck stops with you Deny any and all knowledge of anything the IRS may or [...]
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My Exclusive Interview with Former Acting IRS Commissioner Steven T. Miller
Being a blogger means one thing: Not making a profit Being at the forefront of breaking news stories. And when the scandal of the IRS targeting groups opposed to the Obama administration broke I spared no expense to get to the bottom of the story. Using my contacts in the government hookers I was able to get access absolutely no access to the movers and shakers in Washington. And so, without further adieu I now present my exclusive interview with former acting IRS commissioner Steven T. Miller (pictured here) I want your blood. And any records that prove you oppose [...]
IRS Harassment of Conservative Groups Extended to Other IRS Offices, Including DC
The IRS scandal took another turn late yesterday, when it was discovered that not only did the Cincinnati office take part, but others, including the DC office, were engaged as well. Also, it is noted that the head of the IRS knew as well, and said nothing for quite some time. Legal Insurrection has more… The Washington Post reports tonight, IRS officials in Washington were involved in targeting of conservative groups: Internal Revenue Service officials in Washington and at least two other offices were involved in the targeting of conservative groups seeking tax-exempt status, making clear the effort reached well [...]
Election 2012: America Votes for Free Stuff
President Obama has been reelected. Yes. You heard correctly. President Obama has been reelected. Four years of recession. Four years of scandal. Allies insulted. Enemies bowed to. Ambassadors killed and dragged through the streets. Debt increased by five billion. Obamacare set to take effect. All this. And America still reelected a small, petty, vicious man who makes Jimmy Carter look like George Washington. I for one welcome my new overlords in the mainstream media. I for one welcome my new overlords in the Death Panels. I for one welcome my new overlords in the Muslim world. First amendment? It insults Allah! [...]
Amid Scandal, Major Nelson Resigns from NASA
Amid mounting criticism Major Tony Nelson of NASA has announced his resignation. The growing scandal, dubbed “JeannieGate” by the press has threatened future funding for the organization at a time when the United States space program is already at an all time low. “We have no space program now. We have to depend of other nations to get our astronauts into space” said Mitch McConnell, (R-KY). “And now we find out that one of our astronauts has a concubine with magical powers. Is this why President Obama has reduced funding to NASA? How much did Obama know about the genie [...]
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