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Happy Thanksgiving? A Message From the Turkey Liberation Army

OK, I know it’s a couple days off, but what the heck? Here is some good stuff from Manhattan Infidel!- Matt Free the Turkeys! As Thanksgiving approaches and millions of Americans prepare to travel to visit their loved ones it is time to ask the all-important question:  Thanksgiving, why? In keeping with Manhattan Infidel’s official policy of what happens in the crawl space stays in the crawl space providing a forum for diverse viewpoints I now present  the Turkey Liberation Army’s take on this holiday. To get this scoop I was blindfolded and driven to a turkey “farm” outside the […]

Happy Thanksgiving from Kathleen Sebelius, Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services

Hello Americans of all races, religions and sexual preferences!  I am Kathleen Sebelius the secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services. And yes, I am a human woman. No.  I am not a Romulan woman who’s had her ears scaled back.  I am a fully functioning human though many have mistaken me for a Romulan.  Silly isn’t it?  I mean I’m not even closely related to Vulcans like the Romulans are.  Look, I am not an animal, I am a human being!  So knock it off! Anyway.  What did I want to talk about? Oh yes. As you […]

Armenian Genocide Day; Also, Another Opportunity for Obama to Lie

The word ‘genocide’ is a recent word that means destroying, either in whole or in part, a national, ethnic, racial, or religious group. This can be done by killing them all off, deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life that are calculated to kill them off, imposing measures on the group intended to prevent births by the group, forcibly transferring children of the group to another group, and trying to breed the group out of existence by systematically raping the women of the group. The 20th Century has a brutal legacy of genocide- Darfur, Bosnia (1995), Rwanda (1994), Cambodia […]