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My Exclusive Interview With the Ebola Virus

He’s the world’s hottest celebrity.  He’s in demand across the globe.  His name is on everyone’s lips and he has just arrived in New York City.  Only I have the journalist bona fides to snag an interview. Ladies and gentlemen I now present my exclusive interview with the Ebola virus. MI: Ebola it’s a pleasure to meet you. EV: Thank you.  It’s a pleasure to be here.  Let me start out by saying that I have experienced nothing but kindness from New Yorkers since I arrived.  Being a country boy I thought I’d be out of place in the big city but I […]

I Checked My Privilege!

Since my semi-retirement, I missed the whole “check you privilege” nonsense.  Here is my official reply… I checked my privilege.  It’s on a shelf between pixie dust and my last jar of  unicorn farts-filed under “Mythical Nonsense.” Pixie Dust-pure, not the cheap sh*t from Wal-Mart Oh, and unicorn farts cure global warming.  Don’t ya know? Um, they’re a bit dangerous too. Note:  Don isn’t feeling well today, so prayers would be in order.

Membership Has Its Privileges!

Dear Sir: Enclosed please find your membership card for the National Organization of Outraged Progressives.  Thank you for joining us. As you may know the National Organization of Outraged Progressives has for almost half a decade been at the forefront of spotting white privilege in all shapes and forms. It was the National Organization of Outraged Progressives that stopped a local lemonade stand from selling its wares.  Why?  They would only sell light colored lemonade and not the darker flavors. It was the National Organization of Outraged Progressives that stopped a two-year old from sucking on his pacifier.  Why?  Because […]

Teacher admits he helped write Common Core to end white privilege – Audience is upset

Listen to this teacher freely admit that he helped write Common Core because of his “white privilege.” The audience is visibly and audibly upset, reacting with boos, laughter and one person saying, “Oh come on!”   A teacher who helped write the controversial Common Core State Standards informed a shocked audience that he was motivated to do so because he is a “white male” who has been “given a lot of privilege that I didn’t earn.” Dr. David Pook, a professor at Granite State College and chair of the history department at the Derryfield School in Manchester, New Hampshire, had just been introduced […]

When All Else Fails, Divide and Conquer: White Privilege Course Under Fire

We posted last week about the concept of White Privilege”-that mythical concept invented by liberals to keep their client groups on the plantation.  Well, they were caught lying again.  This time, in Wisconsin.  The Grio has more… One parent of a Delavan-Darien High School student spoke to Fox News. “They’re teaching white guilt.  They’re dividing the students,” this parent told said.  ”They’re saying to non-whites, ‘You have been oppressed and you’re still being oppressed.’” The parent, who requested to remain anonymous, claims she became alarmed by the content on some handouts that her 18-year-old son brought home from school. A class […]

Liberal Professor Engages in Projection: Blames Mass Murder on “White Privilege”

Imagine, if you will, that you are a liberal regressive, and want to keep your client classes on the government plantation.  You don’t want them to become independent, as they would then no longer need you.  If they don’t need you, you can’t control them, you can’t manipulate them, and they won’t vote for you or the candidate of your choice.  Your adversary is then Western Culture, and the idea that one can better themselves with work and that everyone has opportunity.  To combat that, you need to negate those ideas, and tell your client classes that no matter what […]

Peanut Butter and Jelly Racist?

Oh yes, in case you were not aware, peanut butter and jelly is raaaaacist (remember kids, raaaaacist always have five “a’s”).  Chicks on the Right, who really deserve a place on the blogroll, has more… Because in their warped noggins, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are now RAAAAAACIST. No, I’m not kidding.  And, oh my God. According to the Portland Tribune, Verenice Gutierrez, principal of Harvey Scott K-8 School, “picks up on the subtle language of racism” on a daily basis. “Take the peanut butter sandwich, a seemingly innocent example a teacher used in a lesson last school year,” the Tribune said. […]

Examining the Unfair “Unfair” Campaign

Nearly a decade ago, I was at a training program, when the agenda went off task, and the topic of “white privilege” was discussed.  Needless to say, I chose to not play along.  Being grounded in reality, I used evidence, both anecdotal and statistical, to argue my point.  Of course, that was explained away and denied, but it was a learning experience. Being a leftist concept, it has continued to grow, in spite of reality.  Here is a campaign run at the University of Minnesota at Duluth, via Campus Reform… http://youtu.be/Do_w2V0-3D0 The liberal failure is pretty obvious here, but a response has been crafted, via […]